Alita Battle Angel thread
ALITA
Underrated desu
>mfw someone who hates Alita comes onto an Alita thread to complain about us liking the movie
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
Rosa is hideous but Gally is hot.
back to your discord, trannies
there are people on this board that actually doubt a sequel will be made
It's playing in Kino Cult, Occupied Donetsk, this weekend.
Let's go have a meetup there, guise.
This movie os gay you guys are faggots
Comfy thread. This board needs more Alita posting
every thread
Is this THE tranny movie to watch this year
Transhumanists, assemble!
Turikish sanctions imminent!
>Istanbul
>not Constantinople
No one's business but the turks.
MH17 never forget
Seethe more christcuck
All churches should be repurposed into mosques
I'm sorry, you misspelled Urban Temples of Cthulhu
Posting in ebin bread
Service begins at noon.
Does anyone have the Motorball superstar pic? That one makes me happy.
Was the manga better or worse?
You could stay on your discord channel instead of creating these threads where a dozen tranny autists keep fawning over a shitty movie. This board is already shit enough as it is.
It was different in many ways. The movie is better than the OVA though, because it introduced some good things from the manga and some new takes on things.
I'd recommend the manga too, but it's much more weird and gory than the movie is.
wrong board
The movie deals with a few things better, like Ido's reasons for being a hunter-warrior.
But like seriously, why the fuck is it suddenly back in Turkey? I'd understand if they just played it in a couple of theaters due to request or an anime/sci-fi festival but this looks like the whole country.
Go back to if you want a dedicated thread. Obsessing over your waifu doesnt count as discussing the movie
>why the fuck is it suddenly back in Turkey?
Turkey secretly basted?
Keep denying why no one wants you to talk here. You dont get shit on for the first few reply youre already comfortable to think talking about a meetup... youre
why is the 4k BR not dropping yet?
Is this youe local barneyfag or some shit?
Heh.
>talk about the movie or get 404'd
>first 4 replies are waifufagging
never change alifags
Nice!
Dont forget this gem
yes, this it is, yes this it is a
FLOP SONG
FLOP SONG
Amerifags: Meetup at random beach, Denny’s.
Eurofags: Meetup at Alita IMAX, Omaha Beach on D-Day
Russiafags: Invade Ukraine and sell missiles to Turkey to screen Alita
Chinafags: Buy movie theaters, give all the Alita money to Fox
Japanfags: Alita who?
Amazing. Never forget where we have been anons. I love you guys.
Was it...dare I say...CameKino?
Fucking cringe
did they actually fix the eyes?
I remember seeing the trailer and the eyes were so huge it was unsettling.
They fixed them by actually making them BIGGER, yes.
Ironic.
wait so making them bigger made it less uncanny valley?
Yup - they made the irises bigger - meaning you see less of the white in her eyes
fxguide.com
>fuck the haters
oh yeah that's actually a lot better, though to be completely honest they could have just used the actor as she was, she's really cute.
This the biggest whoosh I've ever seen in my life. Donetsk is in a literal war zone with weekly mortar attacks and skirmishes.
Hey boys.
me on the left
Does Alita have a shapely ass?
Ok I just watched but does anyone else think Alita's love interest is boring as fuck? He doesn't deserve her.
Also what happened to the doctor's wife now? Will she forever be in those jars or will she get turned into a cyborg?
ew crow's feet
They're still trying to pretend that everything's fine. So I think that it's possible there's at least one functioning cinema showing movies illegally brought from Russia or some shit. Won't surprise me if they even show webrips from internet, they're doing that on their TV channels.
t. ukrainefag
cope
>she's really cute
correct
You’re probably right about that. Locals still live there. But reeeefag seems to think we were going to gunfight our way to that cinema for a /soc/ event.
YOU TRICKED ME
>He doesn't deserve her.
Sort of the point of his character, yes. Got a bit sideswiped by that myself, I thought he was supposed to be some kind of Gary Stu audience insert like Jack in Titanic; he turns out not to be.
>Chiron's brain is brought to Ido, who builds a cyborg body for her.
>Alita uses her Motorball winnings to pay for the best parts.
>However, she hates being a cyborg
>Alita and Chiron bond and she becomes a mother figure to her, while Alita rises through the Motorball ranks
>Chiron also explains why she was so desperate to get back to Zalem
>She had sent their daughter's brain to Nova in hopes that he could save her.
>Meanwhile, Alita is preparing for her last match before being made Final Champion
>She'll face one opponent, sent down from Zalem
>She's a pretty, blonde haired young woman in a TUNED body
>"So, you stole my family and my name!"
>The match is to the death.
>If our Alita wins, it's a ticket to Zalem.
>If blonde Alita wins, it's a ticket to Zalem for her and her parents and Nova will restore Chiron's body.
I would unironically watch that.
I love her, bros
Unbased
What have you done today to show your devotion? I just got done with my cuts.
#Cut4Alita
I miss this feeling desu. the sudden rush of endorphins followed by the secrecy of something so taboo.
Stop this nonsense. Alita doesn't want this. Don't hurt yourself, improve yourself!
Isn’t the 4K BD still more than a week away?
here
Sorry, I thought you were asking for the rip
t. bad reader
Summer vacation started, and guess what we’re going to be watching today.
Get mental help you sicko
>no timestamp
Seeded
Ah, Agent T! How nice of you to pay me a visit!
Where to get t-shirt like that?
Some people were trying to re-create it, but in addition to the Quadrupleforce it also has a checkered pattern on the bottom that is easy to miss.
I watched this movie a couple nights ago and really liked it.
Alita is an inspiring character and I hope we get a sequel of equal or better quality.
Now spoonfeed me a link to the manga, Yea Forums.
Manga reader sites have really shitty scans. Either get the torrent or get a comixology code from somebody.
Mods, sage.
Aww shit I got so lazy with manga readers I forgot torrents are an option for manga too. It's bound to be on animebytes, thanks user.
Guess I'll have to watch the movie again to see it!
Where's the 3D rip?
why do some people get so triggered over this film. I feel like this autism is coming from the same retards that complain about anime while browsing a literal anime centric site.
manga is better in every way and the ova is what inspired the movie so they're both bad
You know, user. I know you're just chasing those (You)s and I can have sympathy towards that. The screenshots contain nothing of interest but you are interesting, user. Seeing you grinding every to make sure that you make this post every time Alita is mentioned in a thread is inspiring. So here you go. Here's your (You).
>anime centric site
Stop using that excuse
>Donetsk
um no thanks
Why not? You'd probably get a pretty authentic Iron City experience.
is it still russian/rebel controlled or is it back in comfy ukraine?
Why is the bar called Kansas? Is Iron City actually in Kansas? If so, isn't that kind of racist?
Terrible anti-art piece of shit flick
stop being jelly Brie
"Rebel" controlled, and there's still occasional fighting very close by. Image related.
It's originally in Kansas City, Missouri. Cameron moved it to Panama because it's a more logical place for a space elevator
You're on a board which was made for people that didn't want to discuss live action on Yea Forums
A board which was also made well after the site went "mainstream"
And again a board you didn't even join until it went mainstream with redditors after 2014 \
The people that say that are almost ALWAYS newshits that are playing catch up. No one from Yea Forums or even /jp/ thinks this anymore
imagine risking your life or serious injury to be a part of Russia the most depressing country on earth.
Adding to this, the manga author liked the band Kansas - so it's the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure style of naming. Might be how he named the bar, and then placed Scrapyard in Kansas City too without looking too closely on the map.
Good question friend, however I'm afraid we may not see a 3D rip until the 23rd.
It's not a downgrade when you live in fucking Ukraine.
The same naming convention is obvious elsewhere in the manga too, such as the sigil of Cronus being on Zapan's forehead, and one of Alita's bodies being called the "Imaginos" body, both clear references to Blue Öyster Cult.
>Cameron moved it to Panama because it's a more logical place for a space elevator
in the manga, humanity is almost wiped out because a comet hits the earth and knocks it off literally every axis, ending up with the US on the equator as the new sahara. The space elevator civilization is then built by a literal madman who considers himself the reincarnation of king arthur and his chubby blonde vampire sidekick, and takes a couple hundred years to get established and then another couple hundred to get all fucked up again (by the MC, personally).
This was ALL dropped by the movie because world building clearly causes cameron and rodriguez to dry-heave. But I did just save you having to slog through last order.
>the manga author liked the band Kansas
also blue oyster cult. and prog-rock in general.
this was lost on cameron/rodriguez.
It wasn't Russia's intention. The intention was to win back the control of all of Ukraine. Unfortunately for their cunning plan, most Russian speaking Ukrainians actually don't want to be Russian citizens. They know all too well how shit Russia is, because they have access to both Russian and Ukranian media and aren't stupid.
And even with all the problems that Ukraine has, they'd rather stay Ukrainian citizens. Most of the "rebel" leaders come from Russia or even from other third party countries.
Not the same guy and I've been here before Yea Forums, and I think you forget that Yea Forums is one of the most touristy boards on this site. I think regular users like Alita for the most part, and it's not a problem for me as long as there's fresh discussion about the movie and stuff related to it. It's when you start talking more about yourself than the movies that you lose my support.
blessed image
blessed thread
Hopefully they now know about Keytar Alita. I want to see that more than Motorball.
Nah, Roza is just above average
Where are the sneeders
Are you sure about that?
out farming
Yes. 7.5/10
Wouldn't 5/10 be the average, or is it the median?
Uncropped version
6/10 is passing grade.
8/10 is good looking.
3 and below are abomination.
>tfw dont trannies
>tfw like alita
This isnt the good for you
it seems like they're aggressively dumping literally every storyline involving alita trying to remake herself as something other than a murder-bot. Not to mention storylines where she tries to be the best murder-bot (motorball).
Honestly it's like they have no real understanding of the character or what to do with it, but still want to duplicate all the defining scenes of the manga without any of their substance.
Like seriously, what in the fuck. Why bother adapting something if you're going to actively fight against keeping any of the subtext, overtones, or general themes?
>I think you forget that Yea Forums is one of the most touristy boards on this site
Yeah only after bane cancer made it mainstream(2014). Most people ignored this board before that. I mean you're part of these tourists as well otherwise you wouldn't say something like above
Compared to all the other garbage getting released this year this movie was actually very cool and unique. Actually inspired me to read the manga which is pretty good. I feel like a lot of the general aesthetic of the manga was lost in the adaptation but that wierd jap shit would scare normies away from the theater anyways.
No reason to shit on it for what it is. Seems like a lot of based boys wanna hate it for reasons they never explain.
I did post more on Yea Forums and /k/ in the past, but I'm mostly on /m/ and Yea Forums now due to shifting interests. It seems the anime I tend to like is either be /m/ related or "what's to discsuss, everyone already likes it" territory.
Why are there birds in this picture?
A strong yet very feminine heroine make the leftist media uncomfortable, as their tiny brain can't process such a character.
Just finished watching it.
Why do they have to force a boring love interest side story into every movie like this?
They wasted like a quarter of the movie on that crap.
So instead of learning more about the floating city or alita's past we get to see them go on dates and eat chocolate and he turns out to be a semi bad guy with heart of gold at the end (this was done to death so many times before)
Also the motor ball felt exactly like quidich in harry potter, sort of pointless plot filler.
And for a manga adaptation there was wayyyy too much talking and not nearly enough cool cyborg fighting.
It would be nice if they scratched hugo and instead just focused on the father daughter relationship between alita and the doctor
And yes, I know they are setting up a trilogy, but still, it would be nice to answer more questions the movie raised, we learned almost nothing about anything important, just that nova bad, and alita was some elite mars soldier
Explain in detail how it was better than the following
>pain and glory
>the choice
>the beach bum
>image book
>the dead and the others
>the golden glove
>border
Imagine watching the cropped version
I wonder about all the lewd stuff nova planned to do with her brain.
It's pretty scary tho, being a fully conscious brain in a jar with just eyes and and hands to flip up a bird at most
I hope alita wasn't an asshole and had the brain tossed into some cyborg body
Alita has 2 feminist strikes against her.
>Has a sense of innocence and wonder about the world
>Learns to grow as a person with the help of men
watched it and enjoyed it for what it was. what i didnt like was that we didn't get to see what was inside the floating city.
so the media tells me you all are a bunch of nazi's?
One scene i found a little bit of cringey was how she LITERALLY removed her still beating heart from the chest and offered it to hugo
...
isnt turkey communist
You have to wait for the sequel.
And unlike Eragon, it seems that there will be a sequel since it made enough money, but don't hold your breath, this movie was in production for 20 years.
I unironically started weeping at that scene
see
They just read a Twitter thread and wrote an article on it without understanding what was going on. It's not so much an attack on the movie as "Oooooh, scary, the alt-right is hiding in your entertainment now, ooooooh"
For the femists, all strong women must be a butch lesbian who hate men.
Character like Alita triggers them.
Should I just read the manga? I didn't actually see the movie.
It seemed, for about a minute, they were trying to go the route of establishing that alita was not a hero and her actions as a berserker were not heroic. But then nova says that shitty “dude watching people die is fun!” line and any potential subtlety goes out the window.
I don't mind shedding a tear or two for a sad scene in a movie, but this was just over the top.
The symbolism was just too in your face.
And the problem is that you just know this is exactly what they went for, they wanted to tug on those tasty tasty emotions.
And it didn't even made that much sense, alita could be swimming in money in mere months by collecting top bounties or winning motor ball and she know it.
thought about that but what would the sequel be? just alita running through everything with ease, not very fun.
Bump you tasteless fucking capeshit drone
That's straight from the manga, except she offers it as a wager in an arm wrestling competition over the right to challenge Jashugan in Motorball.
I think they way they did it was a very good Hugo scene though. I generally hated him, but he was good in that scene.
They're different enough that I'd say do both. It's just a 2 hour movie, so just do it for the music and the action scenes if nothing else.
Well I finally got to watch it last night so I understand why you faggots like it but I don't understand obsessing over and making general threads for a movie for fucking months, it's stupid as hell.
Well the first movie ends up with alita basically getting her ticket to the floating city and they will have way better technology up there so alita will become an underdog again, it wouldn't be too surprised if the martians made an appearance too because they made some deal with the city to destroy the other cities or some shit like that.
i figured it would be something like that, still, how retarded do you have to be to compare a bunch of neets with a crush on a 2D girl to nazi's.
must have been part clickbait, part disney trying to take out the compettion.
>That's straight from the manga,
Yeah I know, the second i found out the movie was a manga adaptation it made perfect sense, it was out of place in a waster movie, but japs absolutely love to do this over the top emotion jerking stuff
OC spotted at 8ch: streamable.com
>waster
*western
Well she maybe above average, but still don't mean she can't be cute.
Thanks man, you know, it's the few times I actually get a real answer that I still go to this shitshow of a site. Appreciate it and will read it, hell, god knows I got the freetime for it.
>by collecting top bounties or winning motor ball and she know it.
Bounty hunting is dangerous. Every time she goes out, there is a chance she won't come back, which is why Hugo nixed that idea. And Motorball, she hadn't even played except for the street game. It wasn't even an option yet.
I'm not saying that selling her heart would be the best plan, but she is right that it would bring in a ton of money that would get them to Zalem and set them up nicely.
Fucking damnit jimbo drop the sequel already
I am coming down with a strong case of milf fever
Just be aware that the manga is a gorefest at times and gets really edgy and weird. Still recommend.
Last Order can be a bit of a slog if you don't like fightan.
It was supposed to flop - according to all the journalists - and at the time it had a "Rotten" score on Rotten Tomatoes, even if some journalists liked it. Disney bought Fox, and apparently fired the whole marketing department in the middle of Alita's theatrical run - hurting both Alita and Derp Phoenix.
Another thing is that Cameron and Co ran a sort of LARP event in Los Angeles, Texas and New York called the Alita Experience. It was an interesting thing that some of the posters went to and even met each other. Then things got a bit too /soc/ and /k/ after that.
Chinese, Taiwanese and Eurofags started organizing private IMAX screenings to "save" the movie or because they liked it so much. One of the IMAX screenings was even organized right here on Yea Forums.
But its stated that no one can actually enter zalem other than brains in a jar. Even the motor ball champion probably gets up there that way
>Bounty hunting is dangerous. Every time she goes out, there is a chance she won't come back,
She is a 300 years old terminator with a body that is leagues above anything around and can self heal instantly
Doing bounty hunting and motor ball would be like 100 level RPG character going back to visit the tutorial area
It can be interpreted that way, yes. I'm not so sure though.
>Why do they have to force a boring love interest
The movie is based on a Manga, that heavily revolved around their love interest.
>the motor ball felt exactly like quidich in harry potter
Motorball is a very big thing in Iron City(in the manga's), and its going to take up a large proportion of a sequel, if one gets made. It's totally not like HP's quidich, and actually has effects on the arching story.
>wayyyy too much talking and not nearly enough cool cyborg fighting
There was plenty of fighting?
>The bar scene,
>The underworld fight
>The numerous motor ball scenes.
>The sense's where she fought the factory
For what is supposed to be the start if a trilogy, there was a good amount of fighting, alongside the world building.
>protagonist is flawed
>this is a bad thing
She's impulsive to an extreme degree, this is shown several times and usually fucks her over in some way, including getting her boyfriend killed.
>cute teenage anime girl with anime eyes goes to a bounty hunter bar and asks people to join her on an adventure and nobody wants to join up
jesus, i would cut my dick off for that opportunity
but then again, by movie rules, chances are you would would be a red shirt and get killed off 10 minutes later
Bump again
Why are Alita drones such anti-art plebs?
>this is a bad thing
i never said that, perfect good goy protag is the most boring thing ever
i was simply complaining about the over the toppness of that particular scene
Most HWs are cowards who only take bounties they know they can get. Grewishka doesn't have a bounty on him and is highly deadly, so they'd rather not fuck with him, even for a cute anime grill.
They didn't know Vector had lied about that yet
Again, Motorball wasn't an option at that point. She also didn't know what the berzerker body was capable of yet.
She's not world class Beauty either, just ok looking
But then they do fuck with him. So much for that.
The only Hunter-Warriors who do anything to Grewishka are Alita, Ido, and McTeague, the latter only because Grew killed the dog. None of the other even try.
It's already starting, the cyborg discrimination
Soon the great 3rd world war of humans vs cyborgs will begin
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*teleports behind you*
I actually shrunk the image down because in high def it was actually hard to look at
Turkey is kawaii.
yep
>worldbuilding causes Cameron to dry-heave
*laughs in Avatar*
I hope this is just a mod RPing to kill time. If he's for real, this is actually sad.
It was dropped because it's stupid and Kishiro is clearly insane.
It's from the guy who keeps spamming the crazy screenshot collages of the discord
i wanted to like this movie so much buts its just pedestrian and the story and the characters are going through the motions. i had read the first volume of the graphic novel and the world was grittyand the characters were vibrant and or psychotic. it just felt neutered.
that said, i would like to see a sequel which corrects these faults.
>her name is actual Angel
kek
cool
She didn't have to wait for a socket - she just used another one. Non-news at 11.
But funny coincidence.
big ass webm version
Still tho, what kinds of asshole tells a disabled girl to fuck off because he needs to charge his phone first?
After she charged her bionic hand i hope she used it to crash that man's skull like a ripe watermelon and then just before walking away whispered "i never asked for this"
Shills gotta shill
If you could hack off your body parts and replace with with prosthetics that aren't inferior like today but actually better, would you do it?
*attatches dragon dildo
you know it would happen
I'd replace everything I could without hesitation, even if they weren't much better than their biological counterparts.
How to spot a low effort newfag jurno shill
>same ss's
>same "memes"
>same arguments
>same level of butthurt
You are literally sperging over one fucking movie that has one maybe two threads up all time and mostly thx to you
That's fucking sad
Again, so? When they do go after him he’s a useless bitch.
>b-but his eye!
He’s got a weapon that could’ve shredded all the dogs, ido, Hugo, and frank J lapedis in one shot, that he spent a pretty long scene establishing he’s pretty much a crack shot with. But you no doubt have more than one headcanon backed excuse for this scene.
He's in massive pain. It doesn't take headcanon to explain why he didn't use them.
Avatar world building:
>the earth sucks
>the jungle is cool
~Fin.
the movie was an awkward paced mess and your waifu looks creepy
prove me wrong
>shits on the manga because the movie is irredeemable
Uh huh.
Me too, being immortal and unbreakable would be great. The only problem is that you can't replace your brain and the brain still ages.
>defending vampires in a sci-fi manga
does alita [spoilers]has a vagina[/spoilers]
No don't do it! It's not good! I'm a virgin AAAAAHHH
He’s a cyborg. The idea he can’t selectively limit pain is preposterous. The fact he just runs away like a bitch is completely laughable. The fact he can somehow run faster than the dogs is even more ridiculous. What good are the dogs if they can be outran by the Thurman Thomas model?
>cyborgs can just disable parts of their biological brain
He's a cyborg, not a robot. He doesn't run faster than the dogs, McTeague calls them back. Try paying attention when you watch movies.
No one defends Scarlett vamphannison. But the idea humanity needs an extinction level event (and crazy dictator) to take space seriously is completely sound.
Yep, that’s what’s implied by direct brain interfacing. Otherwise cybernetic augmentation would mean constant, completely intractable pain.
>he calls them back
For literally no reason, as there is no reason they couldn’t run him down instantly.
But keep making excuses, you just make the movie look dumber.
>headcanon
Oh, God, the "I didn't pay much attention to anything the movie, so everything I didn't catch is headcanon" guy is back.
Let's just have manga purist and movie purist fight it out in the scrapheap arena.
The risk of losing his dogs? Doesn't one of them lose his tail or something - is it a part off Grewishka?
the hugo arc was an important part of the story but they fucked it right up. It's an important development for alita when she realises that every person in the junkyard is compromised and pretty much irredeemable once they've reached late adolescence. And hugo didn't have a "heart of gold" he was a sleazy organ thief who only cared about getting to zolom.