HOW THE HELL DID HE AFFORD THIS?

>3 bedrooms
>4 bathrooms

What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

why are there six bathrooms?

they havn't had the same type of muslim immigration where the muslims get appartments for free and thus the working whiteman have to pay more for their appartment.

Depends on the city. I think that guy underestimated how much prices have gone up in Seattle. 1.2 mil will probably get you a 2 bedroom high rise in Seattle. But places like DC and SF have seen similar rise in prices as London. Places like LA or Miami where there's more space it's a lot cheaper.

How did Homer afford this?

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Don't you ever have visitors? And 3 of them are ensuites, you don't want fags traipsing through your bedroom into your private shitter.

youtube.com/watch?v=81ITd6ByRLE

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The Spire near me is selling 3 bedroom condos for $3 million.

It was a different time

Living in the Midwest and near a nuclear power plant

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>Refrigerator and disk sink in the same room as the dining table
Gross. What a peasant.

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My is the Midwest called the Mid west when really it's Mideast if anything

double it

What? The dining table is near the tv

Because USA expanded from the east to the west

>Skin that smokewagon, see what happens.gif

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Typical Upper lower middle class house

I just took as it read it was because Springfield's such a dump.

>Upper lower middle class

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So 2.4 million. Chump change. The middle class can spend a flat mil on a home these days.

>Harvard and Oxford educated psychiatrist in his 40s
>been a therapist for a while
>had a popular radio program
That's how

>Sprinfield is a dumpy small town with probably really low housing prices
>Homer was a nuclear engineer

Not that hard to figure out really.

Everything west of the Appalachians was considered “the west” in the early days of the United States, that later got changed to the Mississippi River being the boundary line.

I'm astonished the picture should even exist.

I am pretty jelly of that house. A house like that would be incredibly expensive where I come from unless you bought it in some 10k< population town in the middle of nowhere.

HOW WERE THEY ABLE TO AFFORD THIS?

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How did they Afford THIS in friends, I know they were rent controlled but both Joey and Rachel both had shit jobs initally

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Where does the Jew live?

Are you poor or something?

> TFW you made sure Daphne's bedroom is next to yours, so you can listen to her having sex.

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>3 bedroom
>4 bathroom
>kitchen
>balconey
>living room
>dining room
according to real estate brokers, frasier's apartment would cost around 3mil by today's standards
seattle.curbed.com/2016/10/5/13170908/frasier-seattle-condo-how-much-price

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>penny can afford this in So-cal while being a waitress

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Fraiser bought it back in the 90s before Seattle was an internet mecca.

Penny had another "job"

Chandler is estimated to be a multi-millionaire, so him and Joey are set. No real idea how Rachel and Monika managed though

Rachel & Monica's apartment was retconned into having a grandfathered-in agreement with the building in terms of the rent being charged for that particular place.

>Kitchen
Do celebs ever cook? The average Americans can't cook so celebs probably can't even turn on the stove

the girls were subletting it from monicas grandmother or something

the girls had rent control from monicas grandmother. i know this because my mom played the entire series for the first 10 years of my life. i can quote entire episodes

Psychiatry is a racket for the jews

where is it? clearly a wall on the right

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I know a girl in Sydney right near the harbour who is paying 1000 a month for a big apartment. It should be 3 times that. Pretty sure she ocassionally blows the Jewish landlord, it's the only explanation

>3 bedroom apartment
>with 3 bathrooms
Do americans shit 24/7, why would there be a need for 3 bathrooms

Actually it's small and old, but has high ceilings. It's still way too cheap. Even has a balcony off the bedroom.

Try four (4) bathrooms

4 bathrooms, all three bedrooms are en-suite with a toilet at the door

I also never understood american facination with massive master bathroom/walk in wardrobes

>middle of nowhere small town
>near a powerplant
>lots of minorities
>people in the town usually seemed poor
>be was a nuclear technician
>probably worked a lot of over time

It makes sense. If he was a bachelor he would be rich but instead he is mortgaged to the hilt and has 4 family members to support so he is broke despite his good job.

More space = good
Not that hard to get

>garage has a bar

is this a recent change? because that doesn't look right

that definitely sounds way too cheap for sydney, that hellhole has ridiculously bloated prices.

>HOW THE HELL DID HE AFFORD THIS?
by figuring out what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs

Are those two toilets in the children's bathroom?

I think the parent's en suite has a bath that isn't shown there.

That's Martin's room

Landlord had to drop the rent because no one wanted to live across from nerdy losers

They probably all chipped in

Maybe if you live in Barrow. £350k-£600k is more common in the South West. I've seen Deano builds on flood plains in Gloucestershire going for £380k

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Boomer opulence. Homes built before then and homes being built now are much smaller. Boomers loved mcmansions.

Not how it works. Rich expats have fucked up the housing market. They move with insane amounts of money and want to live in the city so the houses/rent shoot up since they can afford it. Natives are fucked.

Same here user. My family grew up on this shit.

Mercy.

Fuck, that's huge. And here I am living in a small apartment above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.

When I walk by 129 W. 81st st, I think of Jerry, but I really think of the landlord whose family has owned the building for 60 years and gets to charge full rents to demographics that will never not be able to pay

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True nyc has a bunch of new towers and many of the buyers are super rich Russians and Chinese who either live their a few weeks a year or let their children stay there

>media personality
A quack on some 2 hour radio show in a non-important city in the US? Woah!

where is this room
youtu.be/ntLF7k8pzAY

I don't recall the top right room on the lower floor nor the adjacent toilet ever featuring in the show?

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We've had 30 years of capitalism unthreathened by the soviet union since then. The ruling capitalist class became so bold, and there's so much worse to come.

The only correct answer to this post is
>"I dunno. Don't ask me how the economy works"

This. Capitalism behave better when it was afraid.

I'm pretty sure like the town, the layout of the house changes from episode to episode, especially in the beggining

Opie and Anthony (couple of shock jocks) are goddamn millionaires too. When you make it in radio, you're pretty much set for life.

Unless your wife divorces you and takes half your shit which is what happened to one of them.

the dot com bubble

looks normal to me

>apartment full of nerds
>only two computer desks
>with laptops
>no private PCs in each bedroom
>not a single desktop in the whole apartment
See, this is how you know the people who wrote this show weren't legitimate nerds.

Why is there two versions?

>desktop computer
>in a bedroom
they were trendy faux nerds who had sex regularly, not incels

We need that space for all of our stuff. It's not our fault that we buy more things than you know the names of, or that the average American has a credit limit higher than your metric numbers can count to

Hey nigger, I hear the blues a-callin'
I'll suck on your fucking dick

Oh My

And nigger I seem a bit confused
Yeah maybe, but I'll suck that dick!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

But I don't know what to do while I am sucking that fucking cock,
Just come in my mouth.

Good night, Seattle, we love you!

why did I laugh?

Did Jerry ever use that fucking bike that's hanging in the hall?

how did he afford this as a stand up comedian?

He was pretty big in his own show, he toured regularly and had stints in the tonight show and letterman

>shitting in the same room multiple times in one day

>shitting more than once per week
Americans, ladies and gents

That isn't healthy. Normal person shits 0.5-3 times each day

Anything inland of the east coast is the west. Like half the nation lives within an hour of the eastern shoreline

>Ameritard education

>There is no generally accepted number of times a person should poop. As a broad rule, pooping anywhere from three times a day to three times a week is normal. Most people have a regular bowel pattern: They’ll poop about the same number of times a day and at a similar time of day.

healthline.com/health/how-many-times-should-you-poop-a-day

Abe sells his house to give Homer and Marge the deposit, with the promise he would live with them (and then Homer jokes about putting him in the home after).
This is in the episode talking about Lisa birth if I recall correctly.

they were using the kids bathroom

>he doesn't have a gaming laptop

>source: Amerimutt website
Shouldn't you be running away from a mass shooting about now?

>shitting in the same room more than once per day

Wait, I shit much more when I have roughage like raw fruits and veg- like I'll have a salad and two hours later that clears my whole system- are europoors purported to eat more fruit and veg after they steal them from Africans at cut-throat prices because bizarre farming regulations have made actually growing vegetables in Europe cost prohibitive?

That doesn't change being able to hear Daphne having sex

My mother saw this show and said I'd love it because it's about nerdy people. In the first episode, sheldon is playing zelda on an emulator. That's the nerdy thing he does that is considered a joke. I asked my mother if she knew what an emulator was, of course she did not. It's a funny word nerds say. She just couldnt understand why I did not like this show. She still watches it.

Gaming laptops are shit!

>hating capitalism
kill yourself faggot

Europe has more mass shootings per capita. Also the only people who get shot are niggers. Half of our murders are nigger on nigger

Why the hell do you need 5 bathrooms? That must be a pain to clean.

one for people that don't live there that only they use, and one for each person that lives there so they don't have to share their space.

In my city the prices have tripled since I was a kid

*Was a kid in the 90s, our house went from 250k to 850k roughly

This. Also grad students, which are different than average nerds.

>In the first episode, sheldon is playing zelda on an emulator. That's the nerdy thing he does that is considered a joke.

it’s actually funny if you’re familiar with Project 64

he was one of the most popular radio hosts in seattle
also can anyone name a comfier apartment?

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Is there something about Zelda and that emulator?

It didn’t work very well. A lot of stuff was messed up. Also Sheldon was playing Super Mario 64, not Zelda.

3.5 bathrooms retard, learn to real estate
also grown men sharing a bathroom is about the gayest thing there is

"No"

>That must be a pain to clean.
That's what I was thinking but anyone rich enough to own a place like that definitely has the money to hire a cleaning lady.

His scrambled egg fortune

It's the rumpus room, famous for only ever appearing once or twice.

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Rumpus room?
Nigga I'll fuck you in that bumpus room!
Bitch I'll trick you in that wumpus womb,
Fuck you into an early tomb!
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

kek'd

That's more common than you'd think. Some even offer it up front to get cheaper rent.

t. been offered

thats the basement...
i think they got it fucked up plan wise but kinda makes sense that they didnt want to have an extra floor...

could be a stool next to the bath but I see what you mean...

Seattle area still has 3.5 million people living in it. If you can break it, there is enough money there to make you a millionaire.

Hope you declined
For moral and economic reasons

Where else are we going to put our microwaves?

The Simpson's live in Oregon.

Thats what Daphne is for...have you even seen the show?

Blowjobs don't pay my bills.

Good man. Imagine cutting some whore’s rent for one suck. That money adds up quickly

sneed

Only like 5 episodes max whenever I happen to be watching TV and it happens to be one, the former of which I very rarely ever do.

I saw SNEED at a FEED AND SEED in CHUCK’s yesterday. I told him how SEED it was to FUCK him in person, but I didn’t want to be a CHUCK and bother him and ask him to FUCK AND SUCK.

He said, “FEED AND SEED?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “SNEED?” but he kept cutting me off and going “FORMERLY CHUCK’S” and FEEDING HIS SEED in front of my CHUCK. I SUCKED away and continued with my SEEDING, and I heard him SUCK AND FUCK as I SNEED. When I SUCKED AND FUCKED to pay for my CHUCK KEK up SNEED I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen FEEDS AND SEED in his hands without FUCKING.

The CHUCK at the SEED was very nice about it and professional, and was like “SNEED, you need to FUCK AND SUCK.” At first SNEED kept pretending to be FORMERLY CHUCK and not SEED, but eventually turned back around and SUCKED HIS CHUCK.

When he took one of the FEEDS AND SEEDS and started FUCKING it multiple times, SNEED stopped CHUCK and told him to FEED AND SEED “to prevent any FORMERLY CHUCK’S,” and then turned around and FEED at me. I don’t even think that’s a SEED. After CHUCK FUCKED each FEED and put them in a SEED and started to SUCK the FUCK, SNEED kept interrupting CHUCK by FEED AND SEED

Could there BE any less closet space?