How to turn this into a movie?

i hope twitterniggers actually do something instead of being pussies like normal

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>13 miles of desert to track through before you get to the buildings while federal government hunts you down with the help of ayys
It could work as horror desu

It's just an airfield where they tested some at the time classified airplanes. You know like the SR-71, U-2 plane, you know, the X series of nasa test planes.

a 20 year old wouldnt be in meetings with the people that run the country. you have to be 18 to post here

So who's gonna be in the tunneling team? Have they started?

I highly doubt the government could realistically stop +500k people storming the A51 building. They probably don’t even have +500k bullets at that base.

>U-2 plane
does it play u2 till the enemy kills themselves?

Hope their warrior can hold enough aggro.

>They probably don’t even have +500k bullets at that base
>implying they are using bullets instead of secred ayy tech

No, it just flies really high, all atempt at showering the enemy with mediocre at best music failed.

do they all just go home at 6am?

you fly back home with your new alien whip since ayys don't understand property rights

Seems like it, really 3 hours is not enough time to find everything.

absolutely nothing will happen
they 'organize' events like this one everyday and nothing ever happens
its just a joke

where does it say he meets them?

>t. fed

>a bunch of autists and conspiracy theorists actually show up and get shoot

Is this all just a ploy to improve Yea Forums?

You start shooting AR mags into a crowd half the people will turn the other way and trample the other half.

You'd only need a few hundred bullets.

what are explosives

>yfw you realize no one on Yea Forums has said ayy lmao in months

pretty spooky. must be the work of the aliens

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Please /x/ is smart enough to smell a set up like this.

>500 people at best actually show up
>group of 20 actually approach the base
>MP drives out
>If you tresspass beyond this point you'll be eligible for a 500$ dollar fine, and I'll very possibly taze you
>ok sorry, sir

I often wonder about scenarios like this, what happens if thousands of people stormed the white house? What happens if an entire towns population commits a crime?

Every year over 300 people are arrested trying to get to Area 51.

Yes, they can stop you all. For hundreds of km around the site there are no roads and scorching desert. You'll be exhausted before you even get close.

Shouldn't have said that. we are coming

What are doors and biometrics.

A guy just did this earlier in the year.

He got shot surprising exactly no one.

/x/ are to scarred to leave their tinfoil lined basements to attend.

It's actually 26 miles. They could make it if they used killdozers like that guy from Colorado.

>muh area 51
they moved all the good stuff underground. it's just a test site for shitty aircraft now

Lmao swarm area 51? Are Americans actually gonna kamikaze charge area 51?

this. anything sensitive is already behind closed doors. not to mention announcing your plans to invade their base just gives them time to hide more stuff and bolster security

T. Glownigger

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Are people really too stupid, emotional, and volatile to handle the knowledge of intelligent life beyond our planet? If you were running the show, would you choose to hide this information from the public?

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Most NPCs believe in aliens though. The big brained opinion is that we are alone.

no. most people already believe extraterrestrial life exists. not to mention believe in god

Alien uber drivers.

>Most NPCs believe in aliens though.

Source: your basement dwelling ass.

unfortunate name

12 year olds in the UK with snapchat are definitely going..

so, mexicans?

they would literally fly some of their high tech drones out and air strike these idiots

>The big brained opinion is that we are alone.
if you can understand how big the universe is, this is very very very unlikely

ha ya only ReAL gamers know about Area 51
I've known since 2008 these normies are posers

Not an argument.

Crab in a bucket mentality dictates that they'll never make it in. All it takes is a few people to puss out mid charge for the entire group to disperse

>google.com/search?q=poll belief in extraterrestial life

This has nothing to do with UFOs. Most people, apart from the very religious ones, believe that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe. Only retards believe that extraterrestrial intelligent life forms fly around in saucers on Earth, however

Not really. Given a billion years just to make sex happen and only about 4b that things have been inhabitable doesn't leave a lot of wiggle room.

The solution to the Fermi Paradox is time. There SHOULD be abundant life in the universe, just not yet. Logic dictates there has to be a first.

There's probably tons of people at the CIA at all times planning out defences for every single retarded scenario they can possibly come up with.

its the only argument you can make son, you're def not big brained

nah

the absolute state of drumfplets
the blob can't even stop illegal aliens let alone legal ones

>legal alliens

wat

It literally is and it's called statistical argument.

>universe beeg = aliums exist

quote me where i said they did lad

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Statistical “arguments” quite literally aren’t arguments

So you agree with me then, thanks for picking the side of truth

for all we know life can be incredibly common, given the right conditions, but there is no reason for intelligent life to evolve. earth had life for 4.2 billion years before we showed up

if in a theoretical scenario 500k unarmed american citizens show up to force their way into a base, the gov really is out of options. What are they gonna do, kill thousands of their own citizens in broad daylight?

lock the doors

>implying that many people are gonna show
even if, the crowd will fragment and fuck off the second the first shots are fired. fuck dying for a meme

They would have to go many miles trough thr desert, no chance that instagram thots will go trough this, who would feed them?

The Fermi Paradox is easy to solve: there is no way to travel at the speed of light or faster.

Aliens are just too far.

normie fag shit right there user, holy shit

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Just lock the door and hide when they knock on the door

Honestly wondering if we could take on an ayy lmao in a fist fight

Same idea but with the anchorman cast

What is your argument against it then? There's an estimate of 40 billion habitable planets in the milky way alone. Probability wise it is unlikely that life evolved only on earth. Why would that be the case?

Yeah, pretty much confirms any long distance travel is beyond the means of technology.

What a gay fucking universe
Its so inconceivably massive with so much space but there is literally now way to traverse even 1% of it in a reasonable amount of time

wait until we can traverse dimensions, then ezpz

An alternative answer is that aliens have already visited us but didn't feel the need to announce it to us. They might be watching us right now for all we know.

muh door lock. if 500k people would have the will to show up and storm, then they surely also have the will to set up a supply line of catering and junk food so they can camp infront of muh locked doors for a year. show us the ayys of starve inside your lock zogbot

>an alternative answer is some shit I pulled out of my ass and have no evidence for

given how many life forms there are on earth, whats the chances that aliens are more advanced? i dont believe

just some space slugs somewhere

Not necessarily. There may well be fully fledged interdimensional travel in other parts of the universe. We have literally no idea where Earth sits in the grand scheme of things. For all we know we could be in the furthest far corner of things where the ayys can't even be bothered to look at. Basically the galactic equivalent of the Pitcairn Islands.

The problem with all fermi paradox answers that rely on the premise that aliens just do X so we never hear from them is that literally only one autistic ayylmao has to get on his spaceship or whatever and announce that they exist.

Tons of evidence laying around my main dude, stop believing everything mainstream media tells you.
Randomness plays a big role in technological evolution. There may be a cilization out there where math and technology advanced at a much higher pace than on earth.

>stop believing everything mainstream media tells you.
lmao

>There may be a cilization out there
Or there may not

>Tons of evidence laying around
Such as? Aztec murals?

WouldWould te government kill all of them then?

This reminds me of those Kony 2012 protest nights where the social media groups had thousands of people saying they would attend and in reality there was barely 10 people at the meetups.

Its an active military base. They'll just blown the kill dozers up while they're in the middle of the desert.

Lemmings video game adaptation

You'd be surprised area 51 is full of lasagna.

>they cant stop all of us
no, but a 2 foot thick steel gate to the underground bunker can.

>What happens if an entire towns population commits a crime?
It's like you haven't seen Hot Fuzz

Look up Operation Northwoods. The US government has no problem with taking out US citizens.

>500,000 people standing in front of wire fence
>hey, did anybody bring wirecutters? no? anyone?

Because it takes mere seconds on a cosmic scale to completely colonise a galaxy. Where is it all?

Not disputing life evolving elsewhere, seems almost certain. However, it looks like there's no competition for humans to spread across the cosmos.

Kony 2012 was an early government psyop to see how easily they could manipulate social media trends

Retard. All they need is one or two anti riot tanks that shoot water canons or tear gas and all the soiboys would disperse immediately, even if it's 500k. I mean, even if they had zero infantrymen on the grounds, they have absolutely no way of breaking into any bunkers in Area 51 without military grade explosives.

Social media is the worst thing to ever happen to humanity. It allows people to feel like they're fighting back against the government as a group without them ever leaving their homes, allowing any old shit policy that gets written up to be passed.

>they surely also have the will to set up a supply line of catering and junk food so they can camp infront of muh locked doors for a year.
The event is three hours long

wrong doofus

Looking forward to seeing all 15 of the dumb cunts that actually turn up get turned into red mist.

Tell that to the protesters at Tiananmen Square

Nothing lets government employees get compromising materials out of the way like ANNOUNCING EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING DO ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND GETTING IT TRENDING BECAUSE IT ISN'T LIKE YOU STUPID FAGGOTS HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE SO YOU'LL NEED TO FLY PEOPLE IN. I WONDER IF THEY'LL FIND ANYTHING. I HOPE A GREAT DEAL OF THEM GET SHOT BECAUSE THIS IS THE STUPIDEST WAY TO GO ABOUT A PRETTY STUPID THING.

>found the brainlet
you clearly do not grasp the distances involved.

>tfw you're the unlucky bastard who opens up the Ark of the Covenant instead of getting one of the cool ayylmao gadgets

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Nigger, my 6 y.o finnish lil brother knows what Area 51 is. You guys are getting desperate for secret clubs.

There's no way of getting 500k people to A51, the local infrastructure (hotels, roads, stores etc) would fail even if 50k came suddenly from somewhere.

>500K blue haired retards from twitter show up at Area 51
>come to a metal door, don't know the password
Now what?

>N word
yikes

Area 51 has a perimeter of VX sprinklers a few miles out. The second any more people than they can just apprehend or shoot start charging the base, they'll flick them on and the official story will be that everyone died of heatstroke or a natural gas leak.

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nigger

dilate

>People forget that missiles are designed to kill a lot of people at the same time

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A Burn After Reading-esque comedy about a handful of senile boomers in the midst of a midlife crisis psyching themselves up over History Channel documentaries and going on this trip as one last hurrah, getting into misadventures along the way due to paranoia over percieved aliens and government agents, and at the end they just sort of hang out at the edge of the property until one of them tries to go further and is immediately detained

Bombs and missiles could easily stop a hoard of 500k people... or they could just drive tanks around running them over for hours.

Would anyone get mad that the government had to stop that many people with lethal force though? I mean, they are storming a military facility, but than again, Americans are extremely entitled...

They're too busy summoning succubi

But they're going to Naruto-Run it

Area 51 is about the only place where we wouldn't get to see footage of these idiots getting blown to hell.

Until they shoot to kill illegals flooding the border, they shouldn't shoot to kill citizens going into the facilities they pay for.

Why are they trying to hide the Epstein arrest and case with this? hmmmmmmmm............

kek. guess which would happen first

I hope they both happen.

Illegals mostly ruin/destroy California (which everyone agrees deserves it), but there could be seriously dangerous gear inside a military base (like nuclear weapons at an AFB) to help "justify" lethal force.

Do you think that actually killing masses of people around a top secret airbase would be the best course of action? are you guys retarded or just don't understand the outside world? the mass murder of hordes of civilians would cause massive backlash and a demand to close the base or reveal whats inside by an investigation

>hurr durr they will just make it look like an accident or they died of heatstroke or something

either way, hundreds/thousands of people dying in the outskirts of a top secret military base (who had express intentions to get onto this base) will cause a shitstorm. They will be arrested en-masse and removed from the area, with the leaders charged with some law. you guys are such edgy larpers

>yikes
fAGGoT

Why is your little brother Finnish? Did he get vaccinated too much ?