Aquaman - ralphthemoviemaker

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>ralphthemoviemaker

What movies has he made?

Lover (2018) and King Candy (2015)

At least they are better than movies other reviewers have made, especially for being a dude that hasn't hit puberty yet

Ralph gtfo

Based ralph

jesus christ who fucking cares its been a god damn year since it came out literally why the fuck would you release this now
literally the only point to reviewing capeshit is to ride off the post release hype
fuck you you fucking lazy hack

You can say same thing about people still making video essays on TLJ

Stop shilling this fucking piece of shit faggot.

YMS > Ralph > Jeremy Jahns > Stuckmann > Nostalgia Critic > CinemaSins > IHE

>critique has a time limit

Bump

Jeremy is just as bad as IHE

RalphTheYoutubeCritic thread?
I stopped watching his videos when he started shoving his hideous fucking head in front of the camera to do some “”skits”””

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never forget he let this shit slide
youtu.be/BYWNFwwOqYQ

>numale dislikes Aquachad
what else is new?

So many fucking youtubers doing that shit now

Hahhahahahahahahha

Capeshitters literally like this shit.

HAHHAHAHAHA

Also, console plebs literally spend $180 for a controller.

My keyboard and mouse cost $3 and $2 respectively and have lasted for over 6 years now.

This video and his opinion on Kurosawa single-handedly made me stop watching the content of everybody talking in the podcast the quote was taken from. Good fucking riddance.

What did he say about Kurosawa?

my mcdonalds toy I received as a toddler way back in the 90s had given me decades of joy and only cost 3.50

What's your insurgency k/d with that?

Aquaman came out in December 2018.

3/50

>movie "critic" makes a movie
>it's awful
every single time

The Good Stuff
Sardonicast
I Hate Everything
YourMovieSucksDOTorg
Elías Ortega
Quinton Reviews
Chris Stuckmann

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he said he was a stupid slanty eyed nip and two nukes wasn't enough

I literally subscribed to Ralph for hos capeshit reviews.

Ralph used to be okay but ever since he started hanging out with YMS he’s gone really far up his own ass. He comes across kinda pretentious in this review, it’s just a fun over the top schlocky comic book film, that’s it. Wan went for camp and entertainment and succeeded in what he tried to do.

>*quick sped up music with spinning yellow emoji and copyright disclaimer*
So, I just saw Aquaman and it waaaaas _____________

So your saying CK didn't lay the groundwork for how films would be for the next 50 years? Isn't that why it's considered so unbelievably groundbreaking? Posting a whole bunch of clips of old movies that are nothing like CK doesn't reinforce the point, it completely undermines it.

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nice bait

>sardonicast
The "adum talks over everybody and doesnt let people have their own opinions show"
>YMS
The adum nit picks your movie and takes off 4 pointsbecause he didnt like the child actor show
>I hate everything
The I didnt gain clout until TLJ which I actually liked (but changed my stance on to fit in) and I loved TFA too and now these 2 guys who actually make videos about film want me to critique stuff with them even though my videos were seldom about films show

HILAAAAARIOUS

DKEKS BTFO AGAIN

Is he a jew, italian or a mutt? I can't tell,

All of the above

>>I hate everything
He's a massive pretenious Redditor who thinks not like basic normie shit like CoD or The Bazinga Theory makes him a 500 IQ patrician

hes a LOVER

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>that review of his where he keeps showing his ugly mug, unkempt hair and shitty 14-year old tier mustache
Made me unsubscribe from the faggot. Maybe it was a joke or a reference to something, but I don't want to see you being an unkempt bum for half the video. Especially so if, God forbid, you start doing fucking skits.

IHE is so obviously out of his depth that it's funny Ralph and adum even consider him a critic of any kind. Not that they are both Ebert or anything but they clearly have a better understanding of film in general and are more analytical. I almost feel bad for him, I think he knows he shouldn't be in their crew too

there are literally no decent film critics on youtube; YMS has barely even watched any b/w films.

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Holy shit is IHE really THAT bad?

He said most people only pretend to like him instead of actually liking him and you shouldn't bring up his influence on the industry when talking about how good he is even though he's by far the most influential director of all time

Yikes. Didn't he make a video about how great Ran is?

>its been a god damn year
No it hasn’t brainlet

CinemaSins is not a film critic. Pointing out continuity errors is not film criticism.

>who cares about (movie) it came out (year)
Ah yes because we should only ever watch or care about movies that came out in the current year

They are talking about YMS

YMS said that about Kurosawa. The fact that IHE, Ralph, and Quintin didn't call him out on his bullshit about Citizen Kane made me not want to watch them anymore either though. How the fuck can you make a podcast about movies and not know anything about their history?

My mistake then. I'm not really surprised that YMS said that. He only watches newer films and likes newer arthouse and thinks that he has some great taste. He knows nothing about the history of cinema. I'm not surprised that IHE didn't call him out, it's not like he knows anything about cinema. Ralph is the only one you can hold accountable, he watches older films and goes to film school, he should know that YMS is talking shit.

Why even bother reviewing capeshit like Aquaman? Literally anyone with an iq above 100 already know why it was made and for what audience and that audience does not watch obscure film critics on youtube and will never allow themselves to be educated. Everyone watching it already knows the punchline and agrees with him. It's all so pointless.

It’s a waste of time, it was just a fun over the top schlocky comic book film that was entertaining. Nothing more. It succeeds at exactly what it set out to do, entertain the audience, which it did.

>sooooooo i just saw this child actor and they were preeeeetty bad
-every other yms quickie.

He complained less about the kids in cool cat than he has any movie with half decent kid actors.

Psssssh whatever buddy
Now expian how batman got back into the city. DING!

This guy has an incredibly punchable face

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it's that your boyfriend OP?

>watching Stuckman and Jahns unironically and realizing they are the same person

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King Candy is actually pretty funny for what it is. Better than any other youtuber movie I've seen. (Except Arctic I guess) Lover is a piece of pretentious garbage.

>Wonder Woman CinemaSins video
>"What's up with the DC origin movies showing the childhood of the protagonists? Marvel doesn't do that... DING!"
Unironically happens

I don't like him.

I remember watching a CinemaSins for Battle Royale...
>Wait, is the whole film going to be in Japanese?
>DING!

He really is. He just doesn't what he is talking about

bump

Based Ralph shitting on DCucks

Dispite whatever you think about Ralph, his bigfoot video is kino.

Watch his review of Sinister
>Brunette father, blond mother, redheaded daughter DING!
Fucking retard failed biology I guess

>Lover (2018)

cringe

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He rarely even talks, he's half not as caustic as he is in his scripted vidoes

especially noticeable when they're discussing films that either Ralph or Adam picked.

His skits are actually funny and not forced though.

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>establishing close-up of the antagonist
>"WHO IS THIS GUY? THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST TIME WE ARE SEEING HIM!"

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Is that JT Dolan?

except he's not the antagonist and literally no one cares about him

Bump

What's the appeal of CinemaSins? Some retard nitpicks the movie while an annoying loud DING plays every few seconds. I can only imagine people find it amusing and clap whenever they hear that DING sound.

How come everyone jumps on Adam for relatively minor thing that don’t concern what he talks about at all?

it made sense when Darth Maul did it because he was teased at the beginning. Imagine if Black Mantis took off his helmet at the end of the movie.

Making jokes at the expense of a movies faults that can be nitpicked. Was fine when they were just 5 minute videos and the channel was way smaller but now they are 25 minute epics where the jokes aren't even great because the stuff hes choosing to make fun of is just grasping at straws.
I will say though the people who take it seriously in any capacity or as a films critique are pants on head.

Probably kept his mouth shut cause he didn't want Adum to get pissy and fly over to New York and fuck his dog to death.

Adum is that you false-flagging?

remember when DCucks tried to claim this was a good movie?

Aquabros don't have to convince anyone of anything, we enjoy the things we do and you can stick to your opinion

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Adam would never admit to fucking dogs. And would never reveal my plans to fly to New York and fuck his dog silly.

His only mistake was casting women in his movie, everybody knows women lower the quality of the product significantly.

I like Ralph more than YMS

just because he doesn't review them doesn't mean he didn't watch them