>my next guest is a stand up comedian...
>*ctrl-w*
My next guest is a stand up comedian
Noah Torres
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Jace Stewart
>... named brendan schaub
>*f11*
Christian Clark
Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Doug Stanhope, and Joey Diaz. Duncan Trussell doesn't count as a standup. The rest can go fuck themselves.
Carter Martinez
Nice try Bert. No one thinks you're funny
Austin Morgan
even bill burr?
Ryder Cruz
>goes to a podcast hosted by a comedian
>be surprised that the guest is a comedian
>even worse, only listen to the podcast for guests who are into politics or scientists
If you watch Rogan for politics or science then you are a massive failure. The hunting and mma guests are still a bit of a stretch but Rogan really should just be talking to comedians.
Kayden Edwards
I prefer anything over generic MMA fighters. Most of the time they have nothing to say.
Bentley Robinson
>..the corpse of Patrice O'Neill
>Ctrl shift t
Joseph Scott
Specially that coon lover
Lucas Young
I only watch him for the shitstorm podcasts like Alex Jones, Elon Musk (Joe went too easy on him), Roseanne. Still waiting on Kanye.
Ryder Collins
I'm waiting on the Louis CK episode.
Joseph Murphy
>wanting Rogan to talk about the hobby he’s worst at
Alexander Myers
don't drown on all that brain fluid LOL
Juan Thomas
*lies to such an unbelievable extent it tears a hole in the fabric of reality, throwing Earth into an alternate dimension where every lie he told actually happens*
Oliver Murphy
Stanhope and Segura are the only ones who count. Diaz is a funny guy but can't put an act together. Bert is silly but just not that good. Still, would take any of them over D'Elia or Schaub. Honorable mention to Theo and Callen.
Blake Baker
Burr and Bobby Lee are better than any of them on average but Stanhope when he's on, destroys the lot of them.
Michael Powell
>"my next guest is a black man"
>deletes System 32
Sebastian Wilson
>has the fag who got beat up last week on
>at first I was upset at the cringey antifa sjws who forgot they were larping and actually attacked a man
>then I realized this annoying faggot(literally) deserved it
I guess every broken clock can be right a couple times a day...
Ryder Walker
Joe's incesstant dick riding of the ARTISTRY and CRAFT that is stand up comedy probably the worst part about him and his podcast.
Theo Von is a funny guy tho.
Nolan Jenkins
What are you talking about? Some Nazi get their teeth kicked in again?
Liam Wright
The random comedian podcasts are the worst because it's just such a waste of time.
Justin Wright
>Stanhope
libtard
>Segura
got cucked
Jacob Miller
someone needs to make a super cut of him talking about how he's an artist spliced with him screaming at the top of his lungs on stage or humping stools as he loves to do
Jonathan Lee
Cat Zingano was kino. Her CTE-slurred mommy voice turns me on.
Henry Thomas
Nothing about this pigs voice is "mommy". Get a grip.
Brandon Roberts
>Keto
>Dude
>Right?
>He is a beast
>I've read about
>dude
>Jamie, pull that up
>go back, the other midget pic
>dude
>Elon
>Quake
>I've talked with him on the phone
>dude
Ryan Torres
>mmm
Jose Wood
>DUDE
Jace Allen
>my next guest
No episode of JRE has ever opened with this phrase. There's plenty of real shit you could've made fun of but instead you chose to make something up.
Kevin Turner
was it autism?
Eli Rogers
thats pretty much the extent of it yeah
Angel Clark
>>even worse, only listen to the podcast for guests who are into politics or scientists
Its unironically a great platform for people in politics and science to get their name and brand out there and give a 3+ hour interview on what they are all about.
Christian Bell
woops wrong keys
>control shift t
that's better
Jayden Cook
Based
Ian Evans
C H I M P S
Isaac Richardson
>I mean, what is that
>No mental fog
>Cheat day
>Shit like paaaasta, and breeeead
Asher Rodriguez
You are unironically a pleb.
Tyler Green
>keto
>Mental clarity
>I write a lot
>For my stand up
>I write a lot you know
>It's for my stand up
>Mental clarity
>Brain supplement I know
*Pitches his product*
James Bailey
>It's a Hancock/Carlson episode
Ethan Jackson
>dude just quit your job
Christopher Cox
>that alien dude, what's his name again?
>Thomas, Tom, Tommy... That guy from the pink band
Benjamin Stewart
>dude like what if we had like magnetic cars and magnetic streets
Jacob Long
>Joey: HEY JOE ROGAN I WAS IN A BAR AND I TOOK A BIG FUCKING SHIT JOE ROGAN AND THERE WAS FUCKING SHIT EVERYWHERE (unintelligible) AND IN EVERYONE'S MOUTHS AND HANDS AND EVEN UP THEIR OWN FUCKING ASSES JOE ROGAN...
>Joe: *falls off chair laughing uncontrollably*
Julian Morgan
>dude
>Keto
>I'm on keto
>You know I do keto, right?
>Just a cheat meal
>When I refeed
>Keto
>Mental fog? GONE
>Ronda
>People want Ronda back
>You know Ronda the doctor, right? She's on keto primal no lactose mate
Dylan Reed
This. He shits in the yard because he couldn't get into the house through the window, and got a blowjob from a 10/10 girl at a comedy show.
Henry Lee
Schaub bless
Luis Green
I dare you Rogan could pull up a 3 hour interview just by saying "keto" and "Elon" to any guest
Justin Howard
Kayden Murphy
>Burr and Bobby Lee
Watch/listen to their podcasts. They are even better at the guest/interview format than Rogan himself.
Aaron Ross
I can't stand Joey Diaz's voice.
Owen Martinez
Especially that potato-nigger
Aaron Torres
>So let me tell you about DMT
Landon White
That episode recently where Joe and that ginger comedian are talking and Joe goes into a highly detailed 5+ minute diatribe about what happens if a producer invited you out into their boat to discuss getting a role in a show, and how you'd have to suck his dick and do him favours etc. How evens days "don't get on that boat."
you just KNOW that Joe's 5'5" tall twink holes were violate in order to get his foot in the door. He has This distant look in his eyes during this segment.
Gavin Watson
based