Looks like kino is back on the menu

>Matt Smith as Thrawn
That's actually pretty awesome

He's got Chewie's stuff, wonder if Disney would dare kill Chewbacca

Oh shit that is his gun and equipment, and they already killed him off in the extended universe I don't see why they couldn't do it again

that row of red troopers look like christmas lights

Wouldn't Thrawn be in his 70s or 80s by the sequel trilogy?

Let the past die, user.

hows he gonna cut anyone holding his cross that way

Even the poster art its lazy...

>everyone except for 4 people have masks or aren't human.
Fucking shit poster. Shit movie. Shit trilogy. Fuck Disney

They'll do anything if they think it'll work. Continuity be damned.

Maybe the Chiss live a long-ass time and he'd still be a young man at 80?

>everyone except for 4 people have masks or aren't human
Why is that a bad thing? It's an entire galaxy full of aliens. why should it always be about humans?

Why would they be red? Okay so hear me out I think its reasonable to conclude that Stormtroopers dress in all white because much of the time they're doing space ship to space ship military breaches, as seen in A New Hope. They're in all white because Spaceships are often all white, at least the one they boarded in A New Hope was.

Snowtroopers from Empire are also all white, because snow is white.

What camo purpose would dressing in all red do? If anything all red makes you a giant target for blaster sights. All black for Sithtroopers would have looked fine.

Am I reading this wrong is is C3PO holding a rifle?

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>what if we took stormtroopers
>AND MADE THEM RED
Bravo, JJ

no rose in that poster

Kek

Will she go off on her own and live the rest of her life a shut-in like Obi-Wan & Luke?

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Looks like generic trash is on the menu.

Yup, and he has Chewie's bandoleer on.

No, Rey will either die heroically or they'll end it with her creating the new Jedi Academy.

Why are the alien designs in Nu-Wars so absolutely garbage?
Even the fucking prequels managed to get them down right.

It's going to be trash, but I actually respect JJ for clearly not giving a flying fuck about what Rian did and just making the third flick in his planned trilogy.

did she received training yet? when does she learn how to use that thing?

If C3PO ends up wasting some Stormtroopers or a minor villian that will be up there in the stupidest things to ever happen in Star Wars.

Bowcaster, but yeah, he's basically got Chewie's equipment for some reason, and during Celebration they kept saying that C-3PO will "surprise" everybody, so expect a murder rampage similar to BB-8's in TLJ. Bowcaster might not necessarily mean anything, but wearing the bandoleer, which Chewie pretty much always wears, even when he got captured in ESB and RotJ, makes me wonder if they're going to outright kill him.

Part of me says no because she's kind of flirting with Poe and I wouldn't put it past them to give her a happy ending as opposed to Obi/Anakin/Luke, but I can also see them playing the "strong independent woman who don't need no man" card.

Maybe it's an assasin droid in c3pos body

As a life long star wars fan I don't even care anymore.

fuck star wars.

The “”””leaks””” say that C3P0 gets an assassin droid’s memories uploaded into him.
Bravo

>stealing from video games
Nuwars is pathetic.

he kinda did in Attack of the Clones

MEATBAG

Remember when this article came out. cnet.com/news/j-j-abrams-next-star-wars-script-is-so-good-i-wish-i-were-directing/

It's so insanely obvious now that JJ was saying "This script is so horrendous I wish I were still the director so I could throw it in the trash."

Let me fix that.

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Fuck Rian Johnson, he was capable of so much better but he decided to b a dumbshit
Less is more you idiot

3p0 didnt kill anybody.

Yeah well that was at least Threepio's head in another body. C3P0 can barely walk, how can he fire Chewbacca's bow?

>no young and handsome Jedi main character
DROPPED

That one pilot guy in the Resistance who hasn't died yet (along with classic Nien Nunb) is alright.

Oh no, they're gonna do it aren't they... use HK-47 but use a different name and pass him off as something new...

>can't enjoy it unless its about a human in a galaxy full of different aliens
Cancer

If you said this was a poster for either of the last two movies I would believe you

>No Phasma
>She ACTUALLY died in TLJ
lmao

Could've been redeemed in TLJ but NOPE EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED

what would be the point in bringing her back if only to kill her again?

ugly moron

shes clearly going to show up as a bounty hunter in a future film

What is the point of interest of this poster? The menstrual troopers? The knights of thriftshop? It's not just shit, it's shit that shits on what was previously good in the franchise, it absolutely makes the name "star wars" mean less.

Attack of the Clones is the worst movie in the saga, though. Or, well, it's in a dogfight with The Last Jedi for the shit crown. But still, AOTC doing something is not a ringing endorsement.

>build up Gwendolin Christie as this badass, progressive butch Stormtrooper boss with cool armor
>never have her show her face
>make her go out like a bitch in her first movie
>kill her off like a punk in her second

Was the whole point of Phasma just to take the piss out of characters with cool designs? Is she some kind of ironic response to what happened with Boba Fett?

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Imagine showing fucking Boba Fett in the trailers of all the original trilogy and maybe a scene or two with him standing around muttwring shit and then NEVER SHOWING HIM SHOOT OR FLY OR DO ANYTHING AND THEN HAVE HIM DIE OFFSCREEN
How much more of a cheap kike can you get with this? Seriously just give her a couple scenes like Boba fett or Jango had and it'd be something. But she has a cringe ass menapause cunt voice anyway so who cares I guess

She’s going to sell her virginity to Kylo to spare Resistance’s lives

Any ideas for redeeming this dyke?

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Especially since he can't bend his joints properly and that already came up in the movies.
>oh but surely he received an upgrade inbetween VI and VII, he learned a million new languages as well
Nope. He walked as stilted as ever for no reason then.

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>Soi Wars
And no one care. Sad!

Based

>Or, well, it's in a dogfight with The Last Jedi for the shit crown.
No. AotC can get boring, TLJ viciously attacks the franchise on top of being that.

If they fuck Kylo cause he represents toxic masculinity then I'm done.

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Hahahah no sweetie, just no

She will destroy the Jedi...by creating the Skywalkers.

Screencap this.

They can't treat him any worse at this point. He's lost to an untrained woman and a man who wasn't actually there. He is completely unintimidating.

They can have him die like a little bitch too.

>TLJ viciously attacks the franchise

get a grip you fucking retard

>>My legs aren't moving I must need maintenance

>be Ryan Johnson
>huge SW fan and a literal manchild
>see the rise of Disney as a global media conglomerate with plans to control everything
>said conglomerate is run by none other than jews
>and women
>see TFA and realize they really don't have a plan for the future
>be as agreeable and as much of a passive pussy as possible to secure the women vote, after seeing all other directors fired for insubordination
>be handed the writer/director power
>make an utterly incomprehensible movie with even half the cast and crew laughing behind your back
>secretly everything is going according to plan
>run the most profitable franchise in the world to the ground in a span of one year with just one little 2+ hour movie
>Disney is forced to dump all of their SW IPs
>Disney slowly goes bankrupt after people see they care more about agendas than stories or actual entertainment
>it's all because of you
>normies and autists alike hate you and are seething
>you just shrug it off and continue like nothing happened
>SW 9 can't bring the money back
>Disney slowly begins to fall apart
Were we witnessing the greatest ruse of our lives, but were too hyped to see it in time?
Ryan Johnson might be the single greatest person after Hitler that actually did something about the JQ
Hail!

Him and Rey manage to beat Palpatine who has possessed Matt Smith's character
palpatine tries to jump into Kylo but because he's not full dark side he's able to hold him off a bit
this part is unclear but either Rey kills him at his request or he kills himself, taking palpatine with him

and of course because Rey is pure and totally has no leanings towards the dark side at all (yeah right) palpatine can't possess her so he's gone for good

yes Rey and Kylo defeat PALPATINE and the climax of the entire saga is that Rey is too good to be possessed

so the spoilers are true then, the sith troopers are all rey clones?

It's true. All of it.

oh fuck they'll finally be able to aim well

tfw a Rey clone army will never smother you with their sweaty bare feet

JJ is directing it so maybe its good?

If he follows his original plans for the trilogy it might pan out well

What's the sauce?

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>who has possessed Matt Smith's character

So Disney's going to bring Sheev back but they aren't going to bother actually paying Ian McDiarmid to appear on set?

What plan? There was no plan.

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He never had plans.

Abrams has NEVER made a good movie. All his movies fall apart when subjected to the slightest scrutiny, even his original shit like Cloverfield and Super 8. Abrams is a charlatan, a two bit con man and hustler whose movies are all the cinematic equivalent of a card trick.

my dad works for disney and he told me

Deathtroopers are already black and they havent used red yet

besides, making your soldiers one solid color doesnt do anything, even green

>it's a kill yourself to take out the bad guy episode
Suddenly I believe this is what will happen. Disney Star Wars just can't stop doing this.

Looks like shit except for the Knights of Ren

cope

idk he had me at boxes when I watched hes ted talk

He's going to murder people Zack Snyder-style.

You probably put more thought into this shitpost than they did for the entirety of the design user

Honestly if I was directing it i'd just make it a lightshow
No dialogue
Everyone's a mary sue when it comes to fighting
badass visual effects
mortal kombat style force moves

WHY DO THEY KEEP ADDING GREEBLES AND SHIT TO THE SUIT

WHY THE SERRATIONS
WHY THE SHOULDER LAMP
WHY THE MOHAWK AND CORNROWS
WHY THE ASYMMETRICAL KNEE PAD THAT IS ON THE WRONG GOD DAMNED FUCKING SIDE IF YOU'RE TAKING A KNEE AS A RIGHT HANDED SHOOTER

do you think they could get a few more characters on that poster I don't think that's quite enough

>those red stormtroopers

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Last JJ good thing was Lost season 6.

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Just various leaks I've heard. I'm not an employee or anything, take it with a grain of salt.

Ian's voice is used extensively

>Implying JJ had any plans or thoughts about the plot.
Do people think Tfa was good?

They were in the outer rim, doing evil stuff.

JJ was not involved in later seasons of LOST. He was mostly only involved in the pilot.

>light sabers woah!

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My guess is they were sent off a long time ago to seek whatever the macguffin is, but they found Ghost Palpatine's Secret Third Death Star (yeah I know) and came under his influence

so now Kylo calls them back but they're no longer loyal to him, they serve the "Sith" now

I'm gonna do it, star wars.

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Does anyone give an actual fuck about star wars on this board?

Its almost like they're marketing their movie and they cant stand the fact that we dismantle their trash.

>50% of the scenes in all 9 mainline movies are deleted at random
could it still work?

I'm not even that excited to shit on it, because just like TFA it will be so painfully middle-of-the-road that nobody will even care enough to hate it

>When I'm done, the Original Trilogy will still exist

>Third Death Star
It has to be the second Death Star. If he is "alive", his "spirit" will be tethered to his resting place. Or hopefully it's a hologram or Force vision. If they bring him back, it would undermine Anakin's prophetic sacrifice. At the point I'd be done with Star Wars forever.

user I hate to tell you this but they are bringing him back and Anakin's prophetic sacrifice is getting undermined.

All he did was kick the can down the road to his grandson and his ratty girlfriend.

>He's got Chewie's stuff
Holy shit and he's on the poster too. That looks so retarded.

>GREEBLES
Finally I found the word to describe what I hate about modern scifi design
If it's not plain appletier plastic trash it's an overdesigned greeblefied mess
Fuck this shit, just bits and bobs jutting everywhere for the hell of it

"I'm a big guy...."

that looks like a bad photoshop but I know it´s real.
god disney is so incompetent these days

They're going for the early Photoshop nostalgia.

>disney making more bank than god on endgame, will keep raping the already cucked marvel that nerds long since abandoned for cash money.

>the peace that Anakin gave his life to win doesn't even last 50 years
>all the heroism and sacrifice that Luke, Leia, Han, and the rest of the Rebellion put in was ultimately pointless

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what said
But it's not all bad. If SW gets shit enough maybe they'll sell it on to someone who gives a shit. Or lease it out to them.

Oh god, imagine if they decide to try and do to Firefly what they did to SW.. it is a fox and thus Disney property..

Might as well, her ovaries are dried up

Not if I get a shot. Imma soak those things in gravy till she leaves a snail trail that impregnates other woman as she walks by

Based Thanos

>DIE OFFSCREEN
Are you fucking braindead? She fell into a raging inferno.

>Sith Trooper confirms the Yuuzhaan Vong leak
Are you ready boys?

It's the same designers and concept artists, it's just Lucas had a really good eye for choosing the best designs and discarding the trash

>yuuzon vong kill chewy
So the franchise can finally die
>yuuzon vong make the emperor seem less fascist and more forward thinking
I'm almost interested
>yuuzon vong without anakin solo
dropped
>yuuzon vong with thrawn
picked up a little
>yuuzon vong changed so they no longer resemble scarred blue Zulu/Maoris
dropped so hard it disintegrates*

*Not because of any racial thing. I'm just sick of tokenism or shitty back steps cause they're afraid it will upset people. Yuuzon vong might be the bad guys, but they are fucking bad assed. But most of all they are fictional, so who gives a fuck. I mean, did you see the fucking nemoidians?

>Endgame is literally the end of MCU, with all the future films set to be either prequels or 'interquels'
>that money they made is spent on stupid Disnelyand attractions nobody will visit
Their only hope is Spiderman, which will forever stay in Sony's hands

That's one of the characters that they can use without the need of an specific actor. It would be full retard to kill him.

So yes, they will probably kill him.

>with all the future films set to be either prequels or 'interquels'
>end of endgame is a spider-man sequel set after starks death
>GOTG3 slated for production
think you're wrong pal.. plus they just got xmen back.

>no chink, blacky added now
I see the quota is on rotation

>Why are the alien designs in Nu-Wars so absolutely garbage?
They want them to be as ugly and generic as possible so that they don't steal the light from their OCs. Have you noticed how none of the aliens really get to be part of the action? They're always in the background, like Chewie and the droids.

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>bottom left is recycled doctorr who alien

The only way this is good is if it's a film about Kylo fighting rebelling Sith troops who are led by knights of Ren while Ray is fucking around looking for whatever, I don't know what her story is, nobody cares. Then there's a big Kylo-Ray fight in the end, Kylo wins and turns to light side somehow.

>Anybody cares for Xmen
>GOTG3 will make a billion dollars
It's all downhill from now on

>bottom right is a turtle

Yes my nigger it will ram a star destroyer melting it apart

I can see that, with hints of ninja turtle

They have Wolverine now, just as long as they don't fuck that up they can have a new lead for the universe

The sequel-era aliens all look like rejected designs for an alien-of-the-week on Doctor Who.

>wolverine now
>better than the logan movie
it's a high bar, maybe they should give wolvering a rest and focus on OG xmen so they can unfuck that mythos

he represents being a bitch

X-Men and Wolverine would have to be rebooted to even give them a slight chance of working.
Face it bros, Ryan Johnson photon torpedoed Disney like a fucking boss and laughed all the way to the bank

>shes not on the poster

OH NO NO NONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOO

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at least daisy is thin again. phew

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>They have Wolverine now, just as long as they don't fuck that up they can have a new lead for the universe

Imagine Wolverine cutting up CGI robots forever

Speaking of which, do you guys think the new black female character will be as shitty as Rose was?

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I can't wait for the knights of ren to be set up, explained, and defeated all in the same movie! I'm sure they won't be a rushed unsatisfying plot point at all!

DAISY IS A CUTE

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You mean do her like phasma?

Now we have Rey and Bigger Rey.

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>her face covered twice
MY FUCKING SIDES

Kylo is slightly bigger on the poster than her.

Both Rey and Leia were larger (bigger) than in Episode 8 than they were in 7 or will be in 9. This can't be an accident

As far as you know

Honestly, Daisy is cute but has horrible style. Must be an English thing like with Sophie Turner. They clean up great but look gross most of the time cause they're too stupid/lazy.

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Have sex, racist cunt

sounds believable

Rumors say that she might be the second in command after Leia.
I hope it's not true.

>Oh god, imagine if they decide to try and do to Firefly what they did to SW.. it is a fox and thus Disney property..
Luckily Disney probably doesn't give a fuck about Firely, they have bigger IPs from Fox to use before they would even remember that series actually existed.

it's hilarious when you read it spelled out like this

Killing Kylo would mean killing the only character people even care about anymore.

how can you make something into fag shit when it's already fag shit?

>Disney slowly goes bankrupt after people see they care more about agendas than stories or actual entertainment
They got nothing but praise for that so far, and have been consistently rewarded for it.
You are the minority in this.

it's the last movie in these characters series

>Sophie Turner
>cute
lol no

Funny thing to ponder is that there is shop assistant that did that due to how much he/she hated TLJ. Passive agressive protest.

>people
tumlbr landwhale trannies aren't people tbqh desu senpai

Yeah but I don't think it would help merch sales.

what the fuck are you talking about? you think people went to buy yoda toys and then they were like "oh no wait, he died. fuck it"

They got praise from paid shills who would say black is white just to have ''access''
Nobody saw Solo, and even if ep 9 isn't a complete dumpster fire, best case scenario it will be forgotten in a couple of months.
Anyone remember Rogue One?
>you are the minority
NO U!

remember when Vader toys couldn't be moved because he died at the end? Funny how nobody likes or thinks about that character as cool anymore because he died

maisie is cuter

Wait wasn't Matt Smith possessed by Skynet in that terminator film?

Times are different and fans are pissed off already. The only people who care about this shitshow are Reylo trannies as the other user said. If they piss them off there's no one left to care. Also Yoda keeps showing up.

Matt Smith WAS Skynet

>? Is she some kind of ironic response to what happened with Boba Fett?

Yes 100% and they can merchandise the shit out of it in advance and make money because they look cool.

Easy

Have her show up Helmetless and have her kill a character and fuck off for the rest of the movie

Theres no point in getting a decent and popular actress to play a character if you waste them all the fucking time

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>phasma
>dead

She'll be back
*ahem*
>her suit reflects blasters and is extremely heat resistant
>regular first order armour is heat resistant which includes the joints
>her cape is blaster resistant (as blaster bolts are plasma, its also heat resistant)
>she is extremely good at climbing
>she has a grappling hook
>her age of resistance comic character bio page makes no mention of her "death", despite every "age of" comic bio page mentioning the characters death if the comic is about a character who died

Leak says Threepio gets battle droid data uploaded into him or something and he becomes droid Rambo

>Abrams sitting in board meeting at Disney
>What the fuck do we do for TROS?
>I wanted Onions Wars but Johnson over baseded
>How do we gain old fans back?
>Just bring back Sidious!
>That makes no sense
>Who cares?

if this is true I would be legitimately interested to hear what Anthony Daniels thinks of such a thing

>Leak says Threepio gets battle droid data uploaded into him or something and he becomes droid Rambo

Not a single one of you can blame this shit on Johnson, either

Why isn't C3PO arm red anymore

Post leeks

It wasn't red even at the end of TFA, look it up

Why wasn't it?

>in the same movie
user it’s going to be a real cliffhanger ending for the knights of Ren. JJ Abrams has perfected the mystery box for this saga closer. It’s going to be the most profound, esoteric movie ending ever seen. People will be writing thesis papers trying to explain what’s happened with the knights of Ren, you’ll never know for certain because the magic of the JJ mystery box. It doesn’t even come close to the Luke mystery box he’s got in store. You should preorder your tickets now with fandango, you don’t want people spoiling the surprise.

he got it fixed

she’s a clone
expect an entire battalion of her to fight Finn, Rose, and company during their heroic part of the movie

disney drones will lap up any old swill that's disdainfully tossed in they troth.

First order getting the right idea by cloning a cute 6ft 3in tribal amazonian mommy

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boring character

Squinty eyes
Earth Tone Skin
DOOPY MOUTH FACE

This looks absolutely retarded.

At least the character doesnt overstay their welcome in canon

unlike some fucking Togruta

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I thought that it would be a tiny creature but it's actually quite big.

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Go back to /40kg/ so we can beat your ass

I don't like briene

Should have finished the job.

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I actually just saved the images from there

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>lets shove in more diversity, thats a good way to get more people in the seats!

be original

That fucking thing behind Boyardee looks like a fucking bargain brand jar jar binks

Looks like it was made by a Ukrainian undergraduate costume designer

Who is the daft punk looking bitch in purple on the right?

Is that purple bitch from power rangers zeo?

It's hard to come up with new ideas, user.

It makes me happy that one of my pics has become so popular

Bioware did Sithtroopers perfectly fine 15 years ago

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Why are they all frogmen?

Interesting character arc

This could be fun but I think Jumanji is gonna be better.

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>various ethnic groups representing US unite to fight the REDS
CIA still doing a fine job in hollywood. You may not notice it but your brain does

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Is this possibly jabbas son like the leaks indicated? That could be some shitty hutt race adolescent.

Imagine the piloting madskillz you'd need to have to use your ship like a giant lightsaber.

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Wait. Why does he even have Chewie's things? Don't tell me Chewie dies.

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I think it's the Disney version of the Hutt race.

Probably because everyone already owned a Vader toy at that point.

They are honestly going to bring back Y-Wings after TLJ?

Dont use headcanon as you souces. If it'd not on screen it didnt happen.

No one expects anything other than pure memes to come out of the movie.

>Fuck Rian Johnson, he was capable of so much better
Based on fucking what?

yep, the war continued instead of introducing a new threat 20 years or so down the line. Empire still empire and all your favorite characters are dying off having fought for nothing. Isn't Star Wars great? Now we have an emotionally immature and incompetent main character despite being the strongest jedi ever, and bland affirmitive action hires backing her up. Isn't Star Wars great?

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>We need new stormtroopers for some reason and we're creatively bankrupt. how can we make a new stormtrooper?

>Combine them with those useless praetorian guards from the previous movie and call them "Sithtrooper"

>GIVE THIS PERSON A PROMOTION!!

Whatever happened to the Asian chick?

I’m glad at least they brought back Y-Wings, although I would have rathered they come up with a new design for a star fighter but that would be expecting some creativity from Disney.

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

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What a fucking clusterfuck of characters on the poster. STOP SHOVING MORE CHARACTERS IN THESE MOVIES!! All it does is take away the development of the main cast in the final movie, which is pretty important.

They also have the old A-Wing there as well because "REMEMBER THE OLD MOVIES?!??!!?"

The ewoks were a bunch of midgets born with health problems, probably all dead by now too.

Well one of them isn't, yet.

Where?

can't wait to be introduced to 3 new characters who either die or do fucking nothing

patrician taste

Prepared to buy your own tickets again, Disney?

>it's so ugly though, is it too ugly?
>jj that's a mirror

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YASS Kween red X poster. Times up, OT fags! Force is femme!

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Looks like something from Farscape than Star Wars.

No, he is a guy in a suit which means the character doesn't have to age. This means they can milk his tiddies for how long they like.

Didn't that nigger pretty much kill every one in the resistance in TLJ?

Disney was retarded to not hire him for the entire trilogy. A consistent vision for all three films would've helped a lot. Jew Jew is no Coppola but the guy always delivers a somewhat satisfying movie.

Get a load of this Hellogreedo faggot right here.

>Hellogreedo
Is he like the biggest shill out there or is there any worse?

Chewie has become a random extra in the background, no one will give a shit if he dies off-screen.

She is literally Jar Jar. Remember that he became a senator in episode 2, and we saw almost none of him afterwards. It's exactly the same

>No, Rey will either die heroically or they'll end it with her creating the new Jedi Academy.

>Literally learns nothing about the force/being a Jedi
>Starts a Jedi Academy ala EU style
Sounds retarded enough to be true.

You got the wrong pic dude, also that SWtoR is from 2011

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>chewie might die
>kylo gets his shit stomped for the nth time
>resistance wins of course
What's the ficking point of watching it? I'll just wait on jewtubers to shit on it

Looper I'm guessing

Kylo is going to be redeemed. That's the entire arc they're going for. Rey is a boring character because she's there just to be the catalyst. Then again Kylo is dull too but really every character is this trilogy.

100% chance of 3PO saying "meatbag"

Breaking Bad

I leld

Disney finally realized the only way she makes any sense is as a FO spy.

He wasn't a writer, just a director

Fuck he's huuuuge!!! haha I bet he has huge poops!

i fart towards your general direction

>somehwat satisfying movie
>made Into Darkness

Into Darkness is on the exact same level as Battlefield Earth just without the fun.

But it's his only real stinker, I give you that.

Holy shit

>it's actually quite big.
for you

Oh they will be all dead if Yea Forums has anything to do with it

They stole that alien design from Explorers.

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> This big fella is named Klaud. He’s standing next to Snap Wexley, played by Greg Grunberg, one of Abrams’ longtime collaborators.

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>Why are the alien designs in Nu-Wars so absolutely garbage?

Subverts your expectations.

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Fugg....
I just want to lick her teeth..
Then ejaculate on her tits..
Am I asking too much?

>for you

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The Hills are alive!

With the sound of music.

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>SEE! SEE! WE'RE TOTALLY PROTECTING THE SKYWALKER LEGACY BY MAKING A SKYWALKER DESTROY THE SITH
>PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SEE OUR MOVIE!
>DISNEY IS THREATENING TO MURDER OUR FAMILIES IF IT DOESN'T BREAK A BILLION! JJ WHIPS US FROM DAWN UNTIL DUSK WHILE WE TOIL IN THE NOSTALGIA MINES!

Gotta sell those ornaments at the Hallmark stores you know, where they charge you $30 !!

I seriously thought it was a fake when I first saw it

Now that GoT is over (and in a spectacularly bad fashion might I add) they have no reason to bring her back to life a second time. There sure as shit isn't any fan demand to see Phasma again, just so she can be useless a third time.

should of kept johnson. abrams is a one trick pony.

That alien would look fine if it had solid eyes. Like, all black or white. Or hell, I dunno, all red like Duros.
BUT WE CAN'T FUCKING HAVE THAT, NOW CAN WE?

> YFW you realize he's wearing a jockstrap on his head....

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Fixed

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this is a spoiler though it shouldn't be cause common sense. rey and poe romance is not happening. rey and finn romance is not happening. finn and poe romance is not happening.

Did you think Yea Forums was afraid to shit on J.J? He laid the shitty foundation, Johnson just piled more shit on top.

holy shit this is the shittiest cast ever! now that you made finn and poe bigger, it really put in sharp relief what shitfest the cast is.

Jesus, the casting for the sequels is atrocious. They all look out of place.

>He laid the shitty foundation, Johnson just piled more shit on top.

this x gazillion

went ahead and added an eye shield cause fuck why not make a helmet look like a helmet

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They 100% aren’t killing her off. They’ve signed her up for more films.

Isaac and Dricver are legit good actors though.

He’s capable of shit. All his movies are trash. Brick is just a mashup of old crime films set in high school. Looper is a total mess. And Brothers Bloom is like a high school kid trying to make a Wes Anderson movie. The guy has a few decent BB episodes and that’s it

What was the point of her at all? She’s just a way of selling a shiny stormtrooper.

Good actor doesn't mean the best choice for every role. Daniel Day Lewis is legit better actor than Arnie but he'd be a disaster as Terminator or Conan.

None. She has been replaced by shiny RED stormtroopers

They literally admitted that they had no idea where they were going beyond political messages.

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I think they're perfect for these roles at least.

user there was like, 2 phasma threads on Yea Forums with quite a few replies the past couple of days

A decent amount of people just dont want the character (and actress) wasted

Jar Jar was never implied to be a part of the main party though. Just a side character

Scissorpunch is probably better then all of the alien designs I've seen so far. Too bad it suffers from the shitty brown/tan skin problem.

She's been wasted twice over. If she comes back again, she'll be wasted a third time.
Abandon all hope, for JJ is a hack.

Yeah they had many opportunities to do something interesting and so far they ignored them every time. I'll go on a limb and say they won't do anything interesting this time either.

Just want her back to go helmetless just once, kill a character then fuck off on her own for the rest of the movie

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>no sheev
>more shitty female characters no one wants

Its garbage, pure absolute, garbage.

>we could've had Kylo vs Knights of Ren kino
>instead we'll have Ray vs Knights of Ren shitshow
Sad

Who the fuck thought a walking penis is a good character choice.

God. This is gonna suck harder than Han Solo did.

Not "Han Solo" user.
Just, "Solo"

How does he help with anything? At least Hutts have arms for fucks sake.

He's circumcised too.

it's obviously hyperspace ramming the fourth death star

It’s implied that he murders several Jedi in Ep 2.

figures.

Stormtroopers always has asymmetrical knees I think. The clone didn’t though

based retard

>implying a young girl living on her own in a nearly lawless society is a virgin

based

>merch sales
Nothing would help that regardless.

>3rd part of a trilogy
>put in 3 more new characters important enough to be in te poster
>black woman, some slightly overweight woman with a helmet, and jar jar binks 2.0
>no new ship designs
>knighs of ren coming finally only to be killed off in the same movie
>school shooter c3po
>ass pull super special storm troopers that will still be exactly as useless as before
You can already tell that it will be a rushed shitshow.
also what a limp wrister hand hold on the light saber on Rey.

I thought the same thing

Merry Sheevmas!

Allegedly there are prequel battledroids and C-3PO leads them into battle against the FO.

I actually like this design though

She's one of the Knights of Ren.

THE CIS WILL RISE AGAIN

>he's a droid, so he must find kinship with other droids, right?
>but ms kennedy, he's a republic protocol droid - those are CIS battle droids... they hate each other
>right, but they're both like robots right?
>well I guess on the surface they might look similar, but...
>just make it work
wow, is KK really that racist?

i just want him to use some cheesy oneliner like "TRANSLATE THIS"
and then gun down a platoon of stromtroopers

i really really really like this image

Ello Asty died in TFA, but they fucked up and showed him in the shot where everyone is waving goodbye to Rey & Chewie. So that costume became C'ai Threnalli instead. All the aays of that species are named with Beastie Boys references.

>OH MY GOD, you killed Phasma!
>YOU BASTARD!

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>Female
>Dying

LMAO