The whole premise sound like retarded teenage idea, also that pajeet and white girl... why are they doing it?

India fantasy with slighty bigger budget than your typical Bollywood flick.

Look how buff that pajeet is though. Maybe drinking cow piss is good for gains?

Cow looks like she was waiting for something from him.

>big beatles fan

It'll just piss you off even more. The pajeet passes off Beatles songs as his own to impress a white girl. That's the whole plot.

>Impress the white girl
Actually he does it just because he's desperate to be a star and has a chance to claim proven gold as his own writing.
The white girl is actually his orbiter for like 20 years until she finally gives up RIGHT after finally telling him she loved him and he realizes he loved her too. Despite literally everyone he knows saying "she wants your dick bruh"

Movie was way on the Beatle's dick which is to be expected, it's way too on Ed Sheeren's dick too though. All the Americans feel like a different movie, and they're all awful. MC is such an obtuse push over it's kind of annoying and it focusing on the love story more than the premise by the end.

TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS
RELAX AND SHIT ON STREET
THERE IS NO WIPING
THERE IS NO WIPING

fucking lol'd

Yeah I have a feeling it will just make me livid. The entire thing makes zero sense though. The Beatles were an act before they became a studio band, and that's where they generated most of their fame. They stopped touring precisely because there was no need: the entire world already knew The Beatles.

Also, the Beatles were 4 and this pajeet is 1. How do they explain this in the movie? I guess the pajeet is playing Paul.

>pretty girl is in love in pajeet and he's not aware
now this is some science fiction

Sounds like a movie idea you talk about with the boys when you're all high as fuck on night. "Like wouldn't that be crazy if nobody remembered The Beatles but you?" But then you'd wake up the next morning and realize how retarded that sounds.

>brown man shitting in the dead of night
>wrote some java code that won't compile
>all your life
>you were only looking for a clean street to defile

>you say loo
>I say no
>you say why?
>I shit on the floor

She literally runs off in tears because she hasn't gotten the dick.
Not even joking, their friend says "you guys still fucking" and she says "not once, not ever" and runs off with watering eyes.
There's no explanation, it's literally magic. They're not failed or anything, they just never became the Beatles. He gets recognized pretty much overnight for his songwriting and eventually uses the resources of the studio to sorta recreate it to a degree, but they don't really go too into depth and it's pretty much stated that he fucked up a lot of the songs when two of the other people that remember the Beatles "confront" him.

>here come the runs (poo poo poo poo)
>here come the runs and I say,
>go outside

>I used to get mad at Abdul (No, I can't complain)
>taking a shit in my pool (No, I can't complain)
>squatting on down
>releasing the brown
>filling it up with his stools

>I got to admit it's getting browner

Every musician has had this fantasy. Every single one. Only a complete hack would think they can write a screenplay about it.
I mean, I'd love to write a spec script about the urban legend behind In the Air Tonight but I know I can't stretch that shit to 90 pages.

what's the urban legend behind In the Air Tonight ?

>he's a real Mumbai man
>wipes his ass with his bare hand
>making all his feces land along the street

>doesn't want to own a loo
>squats wherever he wants to
>takes a shit in front of you and me.

>Mumbai man please listen
>you don't know what you're missing
>Mumbai man, the indoor toilet is right now on hand

top kek

The romance was a real low point. Also that dream sequence was fucking garbage. Only reason I went to see the movie was because it was in the trailer.

Collins watched a dude drown from far away while some asshole was close enough to help and did nothing. Then wrote the song to calling the dude out and invited him to a concert to sing it to him.

Phil Colins saw a guy drowning but was too far away to save them. A guy that was close enough to save the drowning victim didn't help them. Allegedly when performing the song at a concert Phil Colins recognized the guy who let the victim drown and pointed him out.

im from liverpool and this is cultural appropriation, fucking offensive shite, fuck off paki and fuck off danny boyle you manc cunt