>I should’ve died in my 20s. I became successful in my 40s. I became a dad in my 50s. I feel like I’ve stolen a car — a really nice car — and I keep looking in the rearviewmirrorfor flashing lights. But there’s been nothing yet.
I miss this Jewish nigga like you wouldn't believe
I should’ve died in my 20s. I became successful in my 40s. I became a dad in my 50s...
Yeah fuuuck. Why did he kill himself?
>Anthony "Fuck White People" Bourdain
jew to soon.
>>I should’ve died in my 20s. I became successful in my 40s. I became a dad in my 50s. I feel like I’ve stolen a car — a really nice car — and I keep looking in the rearviewmirrorfor flashing lights. But there’s been nothing yet.
I'm glad this fucking racist is dead, I hope he is in hell.
I heard he was killed to send a message to someone else. At the end of the day all the nigga did was eat food and get paid to do it. Went out good if you ask me.
He tried to enlarge his peepee for Asia, when it went wrong he killed himself
It took him 20 years to be successful and 30 after he turned 20 to star a family that he will not be their to see
most people are comfortable by 25 with kids and reasonably successful by 30
I wonder what his last dish was
>most people are comfortable by 25 with kids and reasonably successful by 30
Literally less than 1% of the world population fits this criteria.
He knew some shit about the Clintons
Or it was related to some bullshit over a woman, like how so many great men fall (that's on him btw)
I always thought there was a depressive/melancholic undercurrent in a lot of his content. I wasn’t surprised when he killed himself. I was sad. But not surprised.
You don't need him anymore, user.
Yes, he got killed to send a message to Gordon Ramsay to stop calling Marco Pierre White and leaving angry messages on his answering machine, leaving messages like, "Marco! Stop calling me leaving me shitty voicemails" and Marco's voicemails are heard saying "Gordon you sniveling wimp, quit calling me and leaving shitty voicemails" which prompts gordon to call Ramsay saying something along the lines of "Marco, you fat bowl of broth quit calling me!!" which enrages Marco, so Marco calls Ramsay saying, "Gordon, if you don't stop leaving me messages I will be forced to end another celebrity chef and food reviewer"
He was a pretty enthusiastic twitter user. I seem to remember one of the last things Bourdain ever posted was a reflection that he really should have gone to bed but he wanted to see another episode of MLP.
>goes to non-white countries and talks about how great the lack of foreign influence is
>goes to white countries and talks about how great it is they are getting so many immigrants
fuck him
I think you overlook the benefit of immigration because were all getting flooded with low skill workers who cant speak english in order to drive down the minimum wage and create modern day medieval times
>be american
>get shot
>a professional writer who can’t shut up commits suicide and doesn’t leave a suicide note for his daughter who he loves
I sincerely hope you dummies aren’t believing this bullshit cover-up story that this was a suicide and not a murder
how is neofeudalism good you absolute retard
You don't want to be a knight?
Immigration is great for cuisine though, new influences and melding of flavors/techniques
It's just the social ramifications that are troubling: dissolution of shared values, trust, incompatible cultural norms, impacts of ppl w different worldviews and aptitudes/skills forced to share space dissolving trust and community except within their own tight-knit in-groups...
might need to recheck your stats
I'm sorry you wasted 4 years at college
One less jew on television is always a positive result.
literally every 3rd world like this, except they all aint all successful but rather find happiness
Never heard of the peasants revolt or the slave revolts???
Quoted from another user, but I think it hits the nail:
>Happiness is the state of mind characterized by "knowing you're giving your best to change the things that need change but that are also within your power to change". It's identification with the quest of self realization itself. It involves accepting yourself as you are, but also working towards your ideal self; accepting life and the world as it is, but also working to improve both through your actions. It requires reflecting on your past, living in the moment and projecting the future.
Traveling becomes a way to achieve this state of mind only when it puts you in a position of vulnerability, humility, exploration of the self and of others. These are pretty much required to go on the path of self realization, but there are others ways than traveling to do it, and not all traveling supplies this.
I think Bourdain understood this. I think he killed himself because it's hard to keep on the path of self realization when everyone keeps telling you "you got the best job in the world!". I think he wanted more, maybe more time with family, maybe make more of a difference (to the level his fame/money would allow for), but he was just stuck in a rut. Maybe it was just one lonely night too many. It's a great loss.
you don't need mass immigration to improve cuisine
Never heard of knights and lords and banners???
Cucked to death by roastie
Sounds like you live in a bubble user. Most people in the world live in what we would consider abject poverty. Even in America half of the working population don't even have $500 in savings.
Kek. Do you ave a loicence for them bantz?
yeah but there were no niggers in the first medievil period
There were moors you faggot
Seeing rich, successful people kill themselves makes me feel even more hopeless about myself. If they couldn't make it I probably won't be able to either.
Hemingway blew his brains out all over the telephone so his wife would have to dial 911 while holding chunks of his melon
>A professional writer
Bourdain was a chef and a television personality. He was a depressed heroin addict. It's not such a shock. Stop listening to InfoWars you deranged hick.
my dad killed himself and didn't leave a note. it happens
Did they act like niggers? You do know what a nigger is?
I think he accidentally hung himself with a belt while jacking off like David Carridean
that's because they're retarded with their money
The “suicide awareness” groups will rush out blathering about “depression is real” without ever addressing how empty this asshole’s material-laden existence was. Normies and other cowards will be flummoxed someone “so well off” could want to die. But Bourdain was the ultimate rootless sophisticate, the transnational urbanite living a life of glitzy smarm, hollow virtue signaling, and anti-white contempt. All of the happy slobs he derided are alive and well, those “lesser” Food Network show hosts content to sample Ruralite Cuisine in the backwaters of White America rather than on the other side of the planet. Bourdain’s telescopic gastronomy was a crisscross of Third Worldist metapolitics, the gnostic materialism of a Late Empire, and the Jewish Gaze; a recipe for the dissolution of the atomized economic unit into a well fed, vice-ridden animal. The most antisemetic thing I can say is that I’m not at all surprised Bourdain offed himself. I’m only surprised more of them don’t follow suit the first time a plastic surgeon tells them “no.”
no they don't
>uk finish school at 16
>get a job
>sponge of parents until you are 20
only 4 years don't waste your earnings
>17 shag around abit like you have probably been doing since you hit puberty
>18 probably had enough with slags
>want to try being an adult
>go steady with a girl
>end up staying together at 20
>put deposit on house (the 4 years savings)
>21-25 start going places
>23-25 its all out of your system
>you have either knocker up on holiday and have a 4 year old or you decide to have kids
If you fucked this up you probably stayed in your room not wanting to grow up
Horrible depression. Such a tragedy.
Clearly it had nothing to do woth the blackmailing of his young girlfiend and the former Mossad agents following them around.
LOL how deluded are you
Go outside
I read this in his voice
>most people in the world
>uses UK, a country with barely 66 million people, as an example to refute the existence of global poverty
God, you're an idiot.
you ruined your life and wasted your youth lmao
did you think it might finaly come together in your 30s-40s?
Its almost over
Yeah, most people, as in more than half
You live in a bubble
>white countries
No such thing. Countries don't have races you muppet.
I feel bad for you
what have you actually done?, went to college and?
The guy was from a nice family in US, not some African village you idiot.
>hear statistic about poverty
>counter with an imaginary story about what you personally think the average person's life is like
how are people this retarded?
It's good that he didn't die until his 60s. I mean there's not much left at that point anyway. He died a millionaire, traveled the whole world, was universally loved and respected, and had a cool backstory. The only people who hate him really are retarded wignats and jealous petulant anons who can not cook.
nah I'm studying at uni and living at home, which is what the average middle class person does
you're absolutely deluded if you think people are leaving home at fucking 20 in todays age
What does Anthony Bourdain's family have anything to do with global poverty?
Oh, nothing. Kys.
I make 6 figures a year. What's that have to do with your naive opinions though?
Because were talking about Bourdain here? Why the fuck are you talking about global poverty all of a sudden?
my mom worked in a supermarket and had 2 kids
you are just shit with money and never tried, so you blame your debt on a useless degree thinking you would have a higher paying job at 30 but negelted the whole fun and family thing thinking you would be better than the poor familys
either that or you have no personality what so ever so people avoid you
what are you doing at uni?
yeh people are leaving home at 20, If you have 4 years savings they will give you a mortgage its cheaper than renting
why are you crying about not being able to start a family
>gets btfo
>"w-why are we even talking about this guys?"
New to thread, and I totally understand if this sounds like coping... but measures of success are pretty relative. Granted, hes dead, but if we tallied your score and his at the end of the game, im pretty sure he'd beat you.
Thinking life is a sprint is going to catch up with you eventually user.
I was just telling you your opinion is wrong and deluded. It just doesnt fit with today's reality.
its kind of stupid how much better and more articulate he is compared to other travel bloggers
>user!! I NEED YOU WORKING NEXT WEEK MON THROUGH FRI AND ON THE WEEKEND! THERES A NATIONAL BUSINESS CONFERENCE AND THOSE TOILETS ARENT GOING TO PLUNGE THEMSELVES!!
>”b-b-b-but I had a vacation planned and paid for! I saved forever for it!
>YOU’RE FIRED IF YOU GO ON THAT VACATION user
> what are you doing at uni?
Engineering
Yeah people who work at 16 and leave home at 20 might be "ahead in life" at that time. But by the time you're 30 the person with a stable upper-middle class corporate job is going to be waaaaay better off than the average retard who leaves school to work some dead-end job. As says, life isn't a sprint to see who grows up the fastest
Also you're totally wrong about people moving out.
What the fuck does global poverty have to do with this? Bourdain was from an upper middle class family, his success in life can't be judged in the same way as someone from the projects. You somehow seem to think that everyone making more than 50$ a week are successfull
he had a job and no family and didn't do anything, now the governments going to take his savings
yes it does you have just been here too long, get a fucking job and once you have money in your pocket you will get it
illegal in the uk
Well he was a professional chef and writer, had a personality and production/narrative. Food/travel bloggers might as well be algorithm written mouthpieces with drone footage.
Jesus Christ, I really feel bad for some of the posters in this thread.
Go outside, enjoy the day.
We're actively talking to each other in a thread about this guy. So saying he didn't do anything is just low quality content, you just seem bitter at this point. History will remember him, which is more than 99.99999999999% of people can say.
Why would a dead person care what happens to his money?
you are not going to be better off once you tally your lost earnings doing nothing from 16 even at 14k a year
most working class people have the house paid off around 30, while you are just starting with a mortgage
soon as you get that entry level job at 26 you lost £140k not working at 16, thats not including promotions or climbing the ladder or bonus, thats on a 14k a year
you are going to be completely worse off, they will be more middleclass than you at 30
what history?
no-one cares, you have a weird ego that works on mystic points
what you going to do brag that you finally saved 200k at 50?
>Bourdain was from an upper middle class family, his success in life can't be judged in the same way as someone from the projects.
If you're basing your measure of success on money, no. If you're basing it on other things like marriage and children, or happiness, which you are, then sure it can be. Dont be so simple-minded.
I make 6 figures. Stop projecting. You clearly dont get out much.
House paid off by 30?!?! HAHAHA Bro, the most common mortgage is a 30-year. Youre just spouting nonsense.
No ego, you just said he "didnt do anything". I used the fact that he has lots of successful shows, best selling books and restaurants and the fact that were talking about him in a thread is proof enough he "did stuff".
reality is going to hit you stupid
muh 300k houses!
missing the 4 year savings, by the time you are 20 you should have around 56-60k saved moron, thats on a normal job
go look up houses for 100-140 and put 60k as your deposit
then compare your mortgage to renting
then add a spouse working ontop of that and see where you are at 25
>by the time you are 20 you should have around 56-60k saved
Imagine being this person in real life kek
tie and door handle making it even stranger, it was a message. a few other celebrities were suicided the same way
Third worlders have 5 kids at 17 but are never successful because they're poorfags.
First worlders have 0 kids by 25 and most of them aren't successful.
>life is scripted!
This is what cheddar niggers actually believe
you really should
you are sponging of your parents now
>by the time you are 20...
where are you even getting this? Are you some millionaire's kid or something? lol
Bless you user.
14k a year on a basic retail wage
like I said sponge of your parents till you are 20, you can start work at 16
Go outside. Have sex. Anthony bourdain would be disappointed in you.
And for those of us that had to start paying rent as soon as they got a job?
Nah not really. Watch no reservations. The entire time it's him bitching about how he should be the last one in the door and that now after this episode airs all the "normies" are gonna find this place and ruin it. Loved the show but I got news for you Tony, your the normie emissary
you started paying rent at 16?
or you were a little shit who didn't look for work until he finished his 2 years of community college?
Holy shit people itt are still talking about rents and wages and shit
so you think its perfectly average for a kid to start working at 16 while going to school, working enough to get 14k a year and also maintaining grades, never spends LITERALLY a cent, and also convinces their parents to let them (WHILE WORKING A JOB) to literally spend no money on survival and just have your parents float it so that you can have a stockpile of cash when youre 20 for the purpose meeting some arbitrary goal while they work to support you? Are you fucking kidding me? What billion dollar rock do you live under dude?
In Germany, only 45% of people live off their salary mainly. 30% pensioneer/unemployed mainly. 25% living of relatives mainly.
And it's worse everywhere else. The study came out like yesterday. If you think "success at 25" is average, hell, if you think "success" is average, you will be in for a rough awakening when you turn 18.
You're in for a rude awakening when you turn 15
34
LOL you're just coping that you'll amount to nothing more than a lowly retail wagecuck
What's your job and how much do you make?
hotel manager 34k
started on the bar they paid for any certs
house is paid off, just power and council and internet
thinking about renting the house
Lol not in this day and age.
Maybe is we hadn't outsourced all the manufacturing, forced women in to the work place, and imported half the third world.
>any job I want, 400k starting
sure buddy
I did the same thing
you should have gotten into hospitality user
I really liked No Reservations. He just seemed like a dude you could just hang out with and have a good time.
>tfw most of your 30s are gone now too
Your yearly salary at your job should be $100k + (age - 20)*10,000 MINIMUM to be considered a first worlder. All women automatically reject anyone who doesn't meet this criteria from being marriage material, though if you're attractive you can still hook up if you lie about your income on your dating application. Most women require age*$10k yearly income for you to be dateable. If you're only making $100k...yikes good luck picking from the mentally ill fatties.
Bourdain was only depressed because of his drug abuse history and the fact that he was dating a psychopath.
>dating a psychopath
More like, his death was solely because of her being a psycho.
Bros I've wasted so much fucking time, how sad would my family really be if I just checked out early. I'm so far behind and I don't have the drive or talent to pull a bourdain
why would you care, your existence would literally stop the moment you died. You wouldn't be alive to perceive their suffering so just kill yourself
What century are you living in user? Most young people don’t get married until late 20s or early 30s.
I've got 5 younger siblings and we're all pretty close. Statistically those siblings will be more likely to kill themselves as well. I guess I just don't want to fuck everyone up on my way out and make them deal with it
Goddamn I fucked this path up so badly. And I have no one to blame but myself since everyone told me to do this
More like late 30s, lmao
I started at 16
theres a constant influx of girls to choose from if you are not a childish faggatron and chances are if you meet a girl at 18 you will go into your 20s together
everyone I know made a mad dash for jobs at 16, the only thing that fucked a few people was 2008
the smug ego ones went to college and fantasized about being better and more smarter only to be worse of and no job record after 2008
you should have had this game plan at 14 and wondered where you would be at 20, I did and I got a paper round at 14 so I would have something to show an employer at 16
>Leave school at 16
Anyone who does that is going absolutely nowhere in life
kek you are so deluded
>usd
thats when you finish
> Implying the USA wouldn't be analogous to the UK
Wew, I guess you are as stupid as you seem.
meant to reply to
this nigga watches some real old TV shows
its not
I don't think the average american could live off 14k
you can in the uk
>having a child
>still killing yourself
I actually had some sympathy for him before.
The point was that more education generally means higher income you fucking dolt. You really are a sub 80IQ subhuman
nice meme
>outsourced manufacturing
>forced women into the workplace
>imported half the third world
this is all you need to know that the jewish elite are using us like vermin to generate profit
what in the fuck is a "professional degree"
>14k a year
>more smarter
>paper round
yep, made the right choice going to college
you missed the convo
not when you tally earnings lost not working, you will earn more in your 30s sure but by then everyone who was working since 16 wont be paying rent and their mortgage will be paid off or mostly so will have free income so it wont make a difference, they will also be settled
some fags are in denial about this but most house prices in the uk are 120k-150k 60k in some places
6-8 years of college and uni wont guarantee you a job and if you have no work record you are fucked its also earnings lost
most work places will get you the same degree as college while you work
you are also ignoring dual income
the original point was starting a family in your 20s which you should try and do
This, how is China asian, that's just absurd.
A lot of parents are poor as fuck now and have to be helped by their kids paying rent
and what kind of shut in loser just saves 100% of his money and doesn't go out with friends, yikes
good luck when you need a job and need to settle for one and some kid is your manager
just because you are studying for a feild doesn't mean you will get a job in it unless they have a work program
If they dont you are on a scam course mimicking a good college
you are an intern right?
>everyone I know made a mad dash for jobs at 16, the only thing that fucked a few people was 2008
Oh so you're an actual boomer, okay
I'm a financial analyst. I double majored in economics and finance, worked as a dishawasher through college, and got a job as a financial advisor directly out of college making 50k a year. Less than 5 years later I make 90k a year. Fuck off, retard.
>feild
t. boomer
ahhh the good ole days
Ones with no friends and horrible anti social upbringing.
>most working class people have the house paid off around 30
fucking what. Where do you live that this is the case? Most working-class people near 30 and working full-time are either still renting, still living with parents, or only just put down payments on their own place in the last couple years. Most of them certainly don't own their own places outright, that's ridiculous and I doubt any official stats would back you up at all.
>by the time you are 20 you should have around 56-60k saved moron
how disconnected from reality are you? what the actual fuck. This is upper class logic
>missing a jewish cunt who tought too highly of himself and actively went around the world and tried to provoke people in authoritarian countries to say something provocative against their governments
I have especially raged on the episode when he was in Rangoon, Myanmar.
What a fucking kike. And it goes double for you, jew lovers.