Here to see Captain Marvel again, user?

>Here to see Captain Marvel again, user?

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think she'd fall for the good old dick in the popcorn tub trick?

what you did with robert?

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I haven't watched that garbage

Robert, you're supposed to sell soda, not drink it. And you look somehow different today

not today

I have too many skrulls try'n ta pull my leg

W-what did you do to Robert?

How's the transition going, Rober-oh shit sorry, I meant Robin.

very funny bitch, just here for my usual alita viewing and you know it

word of advice, don’t do this if you’re a chronic masturbator

I masturbated like 6 times one day to my fetishes that I have no self-control over then tried to surprise my girlfriend by sticking my dick in a microwave popcorn bag.

But my dick was so raw and the skin all ripped and bloody from jacking off so much that when the salt got all over it it hurt so bad.

>sticking my dick in a microwave popcorn bag.
i dont think anyone is suggesting to do this at home with a good bag of popcorn, like better than the cinema. youre only supposed to pout dick in BUCKET of shitty popcorn from cinema, not at home. you live there.

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Why masturbate 6 times a day if you have a gf

You assume his gf fucks him

he posts on 4channel he's probably a rapist

I think it's the haircut, user! And the soda is because he couldn't finish his lunch before going back to his shift, don't tell the manager

>any popcorn
>good

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Brie Larson made a billion dollars. Not even the Clinton Foundation could do that and they stole money from poor people

Wonder Woman actually.

Oh, yeah? And tell me how many little girls does she illegally own? Ha! I thought so!

Excuse me maam , but this is my spot.
*curbstomps her*
Yeah,i guess im back.

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Fucking based

Get me Bob

Yet another white woman falling against the BBC...

Hi, can you get the bathroom cleaned up? My wife's son is super excited to watch captain marvel again but he needs to poopie.

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Watched it for free. It was OK but Brie Larson was miscast.

I thought her performance was one of the few good things about the movie, though it wasn’t great by any means. I think she was limited heavily by the script and directors

I want to rape her, not sleep with her, not make love with her, not just have sex with her, I want to RAPE HER. I want to hear her screamings of pain, I want her to try to push me away, I want her to scratch me with her nails, I want her to call me an animal, I want to be hurt by her while I furiously get on top of her and put my dick on her , I want her pussy's blood on my dick, I want to be damned by the heavens for this abominative act. I want her to cry in pain and fear the touch of my hands , as I RAPE HER ASSHOLE.


I WANT TO RAPE HER FUCK YES. FUCK. YES. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES.

>T. Old Nick

Thanks for the tip

have sex

you know I have to tell him Robert

Based.

OKay, post the fucking mega for Brie Larson pics

>Y-yeah do you w-wanna watch it to-together pretty l-lady?