Was it kino?

Was it kino?

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Yes but the wrong guys won

I don't think I ever saw the actual movie but I played the demo level I got from a pizza hut ps1 demo disc over and over.

it's nearly perfect. if they were to make the movie today it would be just the same. they even use 3d printers in the beginning so we have buzzword tech

110%

>Gorgonites
>"smart" gentle monsters with "hearts of gold" and generally cowards. literally supposed to be losers
>Commando Elite
>creative, adaptable, brazen, unfazed, witty
yeah, the wrong guys won

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>tfw no Kirsten Dunst to feed you a banana because of a potassium deficiency

>wrong movie
>wrong actress
is this bait?

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I don't want to get you alarmed,but I think your scrotum has been chopped off

No, but it was a fun little movie.

>fun little movie.
get out

Okay.

Honey We Shrunk Ourselves is underrated.

naturally, it was a perfect expression of merchandised media

this is such an awesome sequence, really

It is. It was the only one in the trilogy we actually owned, so it was the one we watched the most.
same with Last Crusade.

guy at work made me call him nick after the mohawk hair cut soldier in this film

>COMMMMMAAAAANNNDDDOOOOOOOEEEEESS

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based and autismpilled
n-n-n-n-n-no mercy

hes a father in his 40s, he just has a mohawk. Nice fella

good for him.
but telling people to call him Nick, after Nick Nitro the character in the Small Soldiers film, makes him some level of autistic--even if he is a father in his 40s.

One of the few movies from my childhood that still really holds up. Effects still look good, Kirsten Dunst is a top qt, and there are some great jokes.

literally my earliest kino memory

hollywood is literally and utterly INCAPABLE of making such a kino family flick nowadays

>genocidal military humans vs noble savage creatures
It was Avatar before Avatar.

>awesome men vs dipshit subhumans

and better in every conceivable way

Better than the original in my opinion

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Joe Dante has directed some really good movies. Also there are a ton of comedians in small soldiers; just something I noticed on rewatch.

I liked him better in avatar

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>directed by Joe Dante
yeah, i’m thinking it’s kino

that complete lack of trigger discipline

Dont go there

he was about to shoot a man

>so dumb he missed the point of a kids movie
Yikes I'm glad that I never fell for the altright meme.

Memory is a hell of a thing

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>tfw no kidnapped kirsten dunst in your basement

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The barbie scene used to scare me as a kid

You’re mom used to scare me as a kid

idktf

t. Harvey Weinstein

Small Sneediers

The gorgonzolas were comfy a f

¡Autism!