How the fuck was this allowed?

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Tell me this looks bad.

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it was a different time

>doesn’t post Salacious B. Crumb

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How the fuck was this allowed?

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I was never invested as heavily in Star Wars as most fans, but they did take up a nice share of my childhood. They were movies my father enjoyed, but I could still enjoy them as well growing up.

When episode 1 came around, there was an enormous amount of hype. The John Williams soundtrack was on heavy rotation on MTV as well, which was unique considering the other music that was played at that time. I was 14 when it released. I thought it was an amazing movie and I still do to this day. Can't say I remember much about the second one and the third one I haven't seen to this day.

>Release Date: May 19, 1999
>The Matrix: March 31, 1999

Pretty good year for movies.

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How do they suddenly just vanish?

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Force speed. Used the force to enhance their movement speed.

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Apparently you can only use it once in your lifetime

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peak star wars kino

this battle is where the cgi looks really bad

Wut

This is the only time they use force speed in the entire 9 movies

that's too wholesome for this awful century

wtf is this shit... I don't remember that.
Did they added this bullshit for some extended edition?

I've seen all the films but honesty can't remember anyone going full sanic.

no, it was in the 1999 original release, you're were just too fucking autistic to notice

>long time ago in a galaxy far far away
not that far away from the truth

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Why did they run anyway? They didn't seem to have trouble defending.

Lucas was very sleek.

and what? play pong?

how the fuck is this 16 seconds cooler than anything from TFA and TLJ

presumably they don't have infinite ammo

cant wait until google or amazon does this

yeah well they don't have infinite mana either

Dare I say it? This is kino

how do you think amazon warehouses work?

best fight in the whole series my friend

Ewan McGregor's little hype moves just before the barrier opens up is what really sells it

why didn't they start attacking them as they were warming up? fucking idiots

this is why they are jedi and you are not

Why didn't they do something like this in TLJ instead of the retarded throne room scene?

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>asian is 3D
>black guy is 2D

>that search box
ahahahahha

...

just like in real life

everyone was sterio typed in the film

jarjar binks = black people
the weired rpublic aliens = chinese
the other normal people = whites people

why didn't he do force heal?

>the weired rpublic aliens
who do you mean exactly?

he survives but without his dick

I think he's talking about the trade federation guys

he was a good friend

trade fedaration

hadn't unlocked that level yet

>(((trade federation)))

Why was force speed barely used in these movies? I feel like it would have solved a lot of issues

>AHH SOO WE GOT JEH-TY
asian jews i guess

Why didn't he use the force speed thing here? Seems like it would have been useful.

I just remembered when Luke fells into that carbon freezer hole and Vader turns away to activate a switch, Luke speed jumps out of there which impresses Vader. Other than these two times, it's never used in the movies.

It was OP as fuck, force speed would have saved Qui-Gon

>Why was force speed barely used in these movies? I feel like it would have solved a lot of issues

you answered your own question

I wonder how physically strong a b1 is. That gungan on the right is having a hard time with one.

Tfw not an American so I wasn't familiar with the list of stereotypes for every ethnicity in existence and just thought that these characters just had different accents and mannerisms because they were from different alien societies.

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This is the prequels in a nutshell; some cool scenes intermixed with a bunch of bad ones and some absolutely terrible writing.

because george owned everything and nobody had the balls to question him.

For the longest time I recall him being called Greedo as well.

Chinese are pretty much the jews of the east.

Yep, and it's why they're immune to the "Jews".

youtu.be/t3dI-ghYimg

this is plain bad.

>the only representation Jews get in the Star Wars universe

Come on, Padme and Leia are both obviously to be mouthy Jewesses with rich dads

the writing is much worse in the sequels though, and don't try to fucking meme me

Jews (who are infamously subject to tunnel vision) tolerate and encourage anti-Semitic imagery when it expressly targets Arabs.

it's flawless

Well Sam Raimi was the ''cultural advisor'' to the prequels.

He's a Jedi, not an Asha'man

-Short
-Ugly
-Bearded
-Bad teeth
-Pronounced jaw
-Squinty eyes
-Disgusting body
-Slave owner
-Exploitative merchant
-Dishonest
-Vengeful

JESUS CHRIST, GEORGE LUCAS.

>88
HEIL HITLER. AN ETERNAL REICH. AN ETERNAL PEOPLE.

Isn't that backdrop some real location composited into the shot?

That fucking rat tail
Did he live in a trailer park? God this movie sucked

No. He was not.

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.