Cast them. It would work ass a movie

>any generic nigger

I doubt that

youtube.com/watch?v=han3AfjH210

brad pitt as soldier

Billy Bob Thorton for Engineer

Scout = Jerma

Bait?

everyone is black except the german doctor

holy shit that would actually work

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scout - jerma
medic - christoph waltz
sniper - william fichtner
demoman - idris elba
heavy - dave bautista
spy - samuel labarthe
soldier - chris pratt

you need to cast someone angry and old to play soldier or else it'll just be a guy in a costume

soldier correction - christopher meloni

dont let this thread die fags

nice

>Idris Elba as Demoman
cmon jews make the movie

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Pyro - Any experienced mocap actor
Sniper - Ben Mendelsohn
Soldier - Ben Affleck
Scout - Mark Wahlberg

me as saxton hale

>Scout - Mark Wahlberg
haha yeah wait what

that's pretty good

based

either that or bruce willis

I know he's old, but he would be a better Medic than Waltz. Also, Woody Harrelson for Engie and Andre 3000 for Demoman.
Let the Coen Bros direct it.

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Jerma as scout

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those faggots at valve were to arrogant and disorganized to make a TF2 TV show, just hiring a studio to do a live action movie would unironically be more realistic
even though itll still never happen

why would abruzzi be a better option? waltz looks like medic and is german himself.

>Cast them.
No actors, just people who resemble and sound like them.

I was watching some of the “Meet The” videos today. So much missed potential with a SFM TV series. Instead they went with comics...

Because I think Stormare can play amoral batshit crazy characters better than most actors out there. Honestly, the hardest character to cast is Heavy.
It was around the time adult swim went to shit anyways.

they were never obligated to make a TV show you entitled reddit content-hungry nigger

>Instead they went with comics...
at least the comics are god-tier. still a missed potential with the TV show.

they had a deal with adult swim you flaming faggot
they refused to shorten the episode so it would fit in AS's timeslot
going back and forth so much they just broke the contract
it's valve's fault. keep seething tranny.

It took a while to get all the meet the team videos made. And with every release, the animation was getting better and better.
They probably wanted something no network would've wanted to deal with. Nothing is better than something half-assed, imo.

>Nothing is better than something half-assed, imo.
true. fun fact, expiration date was supposed to be the first episode of an entire 10-episode season. they stopped making other episodes, as explained in

It's a negative stereotype that white men are necessarily against casting black actors in certain roles if it fits in the context of the film

>Terry Crews as Soldier

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Change the enginer to a woman
Make pyro gay

youtube.com/watch?v=XeZXd62KH4Q

>Demoman
Idris Elba
>Engineer
Matthew McConaughey
>Heavy
Vladimir Kozlov
>Medic
Christoph Waltz
>Pyro
Crispin Glover or Gary Busey
>Spy
Lambert Wilson
>Sniper
Hugh Jackman
>Soldier
Thomas Haden Church
>Scout
Matt Damon or Mark Wahlberg

William H Macy as Engineer
Benedict Cumberbatch as Medic
Gary Oldman as Pyro
Michael Fassbender as Sniper
Jack O’Connel as Scout

hugh jackman is too built to be sniper

Fucking terrible.

finally a good engineer suggestion

Pyro is a girl.

>it's valve's fault
hard to blame them for wanting things done their way, considering all the shit we love (and hate) about tf2 were done their way
I know hindsight is 20/20, but adult swim is not to trust.

All he has to do is not take gear and stop lifting for 4 months

william h macy is like 1000 years old, would've been perfect if it were around the time mystery men was released

>hard to blame them for wanting things done their way
you're completely right, but they knew how long their timeslot was. they had complete freedom with creating the plot and animating the whole thing. they just refused to shorten the episode a bit. that's why it's their fault.

doesn't matter

>movie is filled with number 3 easter eggs

I'd watch this, nice job

we need a dispenser right here

Heavy = Seth Rogen
Medic = John Oliver
Scout = James Franco
Demoman = Idris Elba
Pyro = Emma Stone
Soldier = Kurt Russel
Scout = Finn Wolfard
Sniper = Ryan Gosling
Spy = Stephen Colbert
Engineer = The Rock

>Spy = Stephen Colbert

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>heavy not jonah hill

8/10 b8

Kino

>2 scouts
lmao

>Soldier = Kurt Russel
lel

jerma as the scout

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he'd fit better for the MCU green goblin

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Why doesn't he make videos anymore?

true, he's too old now

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why the fuck is everyone on tf2 a fucking redditor incel in their late 20s with the ego the size of the sun?

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he live streams on twitch now

you mean the current playerbase or anons discussing it ITT

That's Overwatch, tf2 is filled with people who don't give a fuck and call you a nigger or a faggot if they want to.

>making a live-action tf2 film when valve pushed their all-in-one animation software so hard
Back when SFM first released I thought it meant they where working on a feature-length TF2 film to prove its worth.
I guess that even if that is in the pipeline they're taking their Valve Time©

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current playerbase
if one person ever mic spams they get their faggot clits in a twistle
LMAO
its filled with reddit faggots and ewhores

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>keeping VC enabled in any casual multiplayer game ever
i shiggy diggy

2ndJerma. It's a stream highlight channel, but don't be fooled. The content is just as good if not occasionally better than the videos on his main channel. His streams are great too since he's just so fucking funny, he doesn't require editing for jokes to work and is an all around fun and hilarious guy. The only good streamer

>WAAAAH IM GETTING VOTEKICKED FOR NOT PLAYING THE GAME AND BEING A USELESS DICKWAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>if one person ever mic spams they get their faggot clits in a twistle
i hate the current playerbase too but micspammers are the niggerest niggers of the game

>dickwad
reddit
>why yes i micspam on tf2 and csgo how did u know lol

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also tf2 players always go silent when i call them out for being 26-32 years old playing tf2 lol

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>Gigachad
Back to your discord

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cringe

>26-32 years old playing tf2 lol
Well thank god I'm 33

are there any other good MP games they should be playing instead
>inb4 OW
lol

fucking cringe

HLDJ Mic spam chaos is the heart of peak tf2 years. CSS zombie servers full of that shit with nearly 100 people running around too was gold

Maybe if you're a tranny it was

they shouldnt even be playing vidya

>LOL RANDOM LOW-RES NOISES ARE SO FUNNEEE xDxDDD
and you dare to call anyone else reddit

numale oldfags btfo

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www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1ap0hg/reddit_what_is_your_opinion_on_micspam/

>past a certain age you shouldn't be doing a fun thing you like, not even in moderation
retard

This is the essence of Scout

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE GAME FAGGOTS THE JANNEE IS GOING TO 404 THE THREAD FOR DERAILMENT
go back to talking about the movie casting

cringe

Tyler Parry and that dude from Norbit

For all of them.

>WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HE'S MICSPAMMING IN MY COMFY GAME WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WE WERE GONNA TALK ABOUT OUR PENIS LOCKS WWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HE DERAILED OUR SERVERRRRRRRRRR WAAHHHHHHHHHHHH VOTEKICK HIM NOWWWWW

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obvious who would be the scout

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You're the only numale here, newfag

>You're the only numale here, newfag

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Only if he's in whiteface

>scout
that guy from deadpool
>engineer
the bald guy from star trek
>heavy
the wrestler guy from all the movies
>medic
the young professor x guy
>pyro
that old actor guy who always plays a psycho path that was in a family guy episode 10 years ago and yells every line
>spy
drawing a blank
>soldier
the other wrestler guy who is not in as many movies as the other guy
>demo
james earl jones

why are tf2 players so pathetic when it comes to gigachad zoomers

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>spy
>colbert
so you want the tf2 movie to be about trump?

>Engie - Josh Brolin
>Soldier - Stephen Lang
>Spy - Matthew Goode
>Sniper - Noah Taylor

Clint Eastwood as Gray Mann

They work games, comics and animation but I don't see their inherent sillyness work in live action

>
>WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HE'S MICSPAMMING IN MY COMFY GAME WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WE WERE GONNA TALK ABOUT OUR PENIS LOCKS WWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HE DERAILED OUR SERVERRRRRRRRRR WAAHHHHHHHHHHHH VOTEKICK HIM NOWWWWW
>>You're the only numale here, newfag
>why are tf2 players so pathetic when it comes to gigachad zoomers

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Jean Dujardin for Spy

lmao is this you www.youtube.com/watch?v=04CdZlWWwwA

Good streamer. Never open his twitch chat though.

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imagine being a 30 something year old faggot still playing tf2 lmao
fuckign dab on you faggots

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>Linsey Lohan
I'd pay a lot of money for this

>ten years ago

>Pyrovision in live action would just be game footage

Who would play Saxton Hale

mel gibson

>Back when SFM first released I thought it meant they where working on a feature-length TF2 film to prove its worth.
Nah, they would outsource it instead.

Engineer

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Assbender is too handsome to be doc. We need a Powers Boothe looking man who isn’t Powers Boothe (since Powers isn’t German and he’s dead)

spy

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Scout

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Scout

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soldier

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Medic

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Cast them

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who /turbine/
skial

Snoipah

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none of these are accurate

Demoman

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Pyro

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godawful picks

And finally here's your heavy
How good is the movie gonna be folks?

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Soldier: Vin Diesel
Scout: Topher Grace
Sniper: Bradley Cooper
Heavy: Christian Bale Post-Body Transformation #32
Medic: Colbert
Demo: Sam jackson
Pyro: Bryce Dallas Howard
Spy: Sacha Cohen

Rip Torn

will ferrel and john c reilly

holy shit, could work

Finn Wolfhard plays him in the tragic backstory

>that one clip about the ass eating genie

Directed by the Coen Bros with Roger Deakins in charge of the cinematography.
Scout- Alden Ehrenreich
Soldier- Matt Damon
Pyro- Justin Timberlake
Demoman - Andre 3000
Heavy - Paul Donald Wight II
Engineer - Woody Harrelson
Medic - Peter Stormare
Spy - Oscar Isaac
Sniper - Hugo Weaving
Administrator - Frances McDormand
Miss Pauling - Zoe Kazan

Imagine being this much of a tranny that cannot handle people playing a game they like

Based Jermaposters

>Medic - Peter Stormare
kino choice

Demo - Idris Elba
Engineer - Ron Pearlman
Heavy - Jason Statham (bulked up and possibly doing a terrible accent)
Medic - Christoph Waltz
Pyro - Sharlto Copley
Spy - Jean Reno
Sniper - he is literally the 'clever girl' guy from Jurassic Park, so him I guess
Soldier - Michael Chiklis
Scout - Jerma395

t. 30 year old faggot "muh zoomers"

I'm 18 years old lmoa

Jesus Christ on a fucking bicycle, learn some fucking names you ADHD riddled zoomer

r u a weeb

I don't watch anime but I do like Godzilla movies if that counts

based, why do you put up with playing with old men in tf2 bro

Because they anger trannies like you

and you would rather have numales than trannies?

Numales would play Overwatch, not TF2. But yes, absolutely. If I had to choose between killing all trannies or numales I'd pick trannies in a heartbeat. Numales are the human equivalent to Manatee's, they're useless, fat and dumb but atleast they don't do any harm to society, though they don't particularly improve it either

just make it an animated freature, stop it with live action adaptations of 2D/3D media for god sake

ahahahah, no, numales play tf2. they complain about micspam and 4channers all the time, they should all be executed.

>t. hasn't played TF2

You'll be there soon enough. I don't know why you're laughing

>implying im close to even 20
shut up bitch faggot weeb lol

>Hates weebs
>Calls others numales
lmao tranny

All these retard teens not realizing they're spending their youth the same way us boomers did. You'll be here in self loathing soon enough lol.

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Demo - don Cheadle reprises his role from oceans eleven
Engineer - that girl from black panther
Medic - Pierce Brosnan
Heavy - Pierce Brosnan's wife
Pyro - a gorilla in a suit
Spy - Idris Elba
Sniper - Shane Warne
Soldier - also Idris Elba
Scout - John Goodman

Lmao I'm 19 why would you shit on people who play a video game that's more pathetic than playing the video game itself, worry about yourself kid.

okay narrow shouldered faggot lol

old basedbearded faggot

Okay trannie

based

Ben Affleck or Casey MUST have a child?

>all these zoomers that would rather play fortcuck than tf2

LMAO

whether you like to lift at an old age or do anything people will judge you so, you guys do you.

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pyro: lena dunham

Engineer - Woody Harrelson
Demoman - Samuel L. Jackson
Pyro - Andy Serkis
Medic - Christoph Waltz
Soldier - J.K. Simmons
Sniper - Hugh Laurie
Heavy - Dave Bautista
Scout - Paul Dano
Spy - Jean Reno

this is the best one so far, even the voices would fit

Ted Levine as soldier, ez.

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What about Miss Pauling?

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Aubrey Plaza

Mark Wahlberg and it cuts to “Scout’s POV” like in Meet the Pyro and all the enemy mercy are Vietnamese people.