This has no right being as kino as it is

all sir

Good thing it's not.
>dude Devil dick lol hheueheheheuheuhe

Fuck you for reminding me of this garbage.

Just the black guy

Meh. An intriguing premise, but just not enough jokes.

I get the feeling that James Franco and Danny McBride think they are far funnier than they are, and just by walking around being themselves would have the audience in stitches.

Yea Forums loved this movie when it came out

people like certain podcasts for this very same reason

It fucking sucked, the trailer has the only funny parts

>James Franco
>Jonah Hill
>Seth Rogan
>Jay Baruchel
>Danny McBride

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>AND YOU'RE GONNA TAKE MY WEIGHT -- ALL OF IT?
That and Paul Rudd whimpering "sorry" to a girl's head he squished while holding a giant gift bottle of champagne still get me

>watch people who have a decidedly different dynamic and energy than my group interact and still find it interesting

shocking I know

They shouldve raped Emma Watson

For me it's Jonah as Woody Harrelson
>Weed is for the people, it's the people's weed

>they didn't actually rape emma watson
Wasted kino opportunity

It's basically a great first and great final act with a boring series of sketches substituting as a middle

>"haha bro what if Emma Watson robbed us, it's funny cause she's Hermione ecks dee"

It picks up at the exorcism

this

do they mention in the movie that they are jewish?

The scene with him as the warlord and Channing Tatum as his sex slave was hilarious.

So what did Emma Watson do to keep from getting raptured?

>that rule 34 of Emma and Craig

unf

Ah yes, because the scene where Michael Cera gets blown by two supermodels in the first act tips you off that this is supposed to be a realistic depiction of these people

No one cares

HARVESTED

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michael cera had some funny scenes

>FUCK YOU KEVINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Should have been a gag. Someone asks her what she did

"Oh, well, I can't really think of anything that comes to mind, really."

>smash cut to her doing a line of coke as she gets fucked against a glass table

"Nope, nothing."

This, Franco was funny too.

>OMG THE CELEBRITIES ARE PLAYIG THEMSELVES OMG THIS IS BETTER THAN ZOMBIELAND

Is McBride really jewish isnt that a Tator-Nig name?

Craig doesn't have any pants on, he gotta fuckin’ wild—probably danced, sweated all over the place.

>tfw my boomer dad won't shut the fuck up about Zombieland
>tfw he literally put the entire "Bill Murray" scene on at a fucking party and none of his friends laughed and he started explaining that "it's funny cause they killed Bill Murray!"

He also loves Boy Scout's Guide to Zombies or whatever

>McBride has English, Jewish, Scottish and Irish heritage.[4][5]

Also his name is Daniel and he has a jewfro.

Lol, you're dad sounds like a typical boomer and you must be the pathetic zoomer kid.

Yes.

that kinda aroused me...

>if I catch you jerking off in my house again I'll shoot your dick off
>you don't have enough bullets, bitch

i like him in most movies

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And they're completely right. Danny McBride stole the show and every scene he was in had my audience basically rolling on the fucking floor.

I've never seen Danny McBride not be fucking hysterical.

Why are incels so obsessed with jews?

why defend them

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