What am I in for?

i love this movie. the stuttering boat trader guy is my favorite character. good good good good good I, I

no ocean monster hippie

kino

Kevin Costner's last chance to prove himself a bankable leading man
And it failed miserably
I don't think he's ever came back from this dumpster fire

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>Helen literally calls them monsters
OK Cousin.

a fun, yet retarded flick

>Twenty minutes with the wee one

and let me add that his end didn't come fast enough.
Costner, I would say, is the most boring, most vanilla leading man Hollywood has ever pushed.

It was considered mediocre by the standards of the day. Movies like Terminator 2 and Speed had come out and changed audience expectations of what an action movie should be.

However, it has only gotten better with age. It is perhaps the last movie to build a completely unique universe without shitty, fake CGI. (Only one shot was done with CGI; the large sea monster that the Mariner kills for dinner.) More than anything: it's a movie that has a beginning, a middle, and and end, and movies seem to have forgotten how to do that.

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Dilate.

underrated

Open Range was true kino though- he had one more good film in em

That's true but my point is that it didn't get him the traction to become a big hollywood leading man like he used to be.
He was never the same after Waterworld, it basically killed his career

>before zombie apocalypse pop culture craze
The fuck are you talking about user?
THE zombie apocalypse movie, Dawn of the Dead, came out in 1978, followed by Day in '85.
God damn I love George Romero.

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Costner has transcended the gimmick; time (as it always does) scrubbed the mess and even stench from all that money loss; what remains is the stand alone films that really leave a mark for American filmmakers- Dances with Wolves and the such
Our boy Nic Cage is another that has transcended the gimmick, with Raising Arizona and so on

An underrated adventure movie that's a little dumb but kind of enjoyable.

The extended version is kino.

>implying tin cup isn't one of the greatest sports movies ever made and the only thing keeping it from the top spot is that Bull Durham exists
I will piss on each one of you.
The big problem with Costner is that he became something of an egomaniac that was impossible to work with and the rumors of the fiasco of the production poisoned the well. It didn't really have a chance with general audiences after that.
I don't think it's a terrible movie though, some parts are kind of dumb, and it raises to many questions about the world of the movie, but there's no reason its production budget should have been that high..

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Why do people say Costner was boring? Not enough quips?

That's the broadcast version, right?

Pretty much. Modern audiences get bored if there are less than three quips every five minutes.

For a 3 hour long movie, where he is at the center of most of it, he's pretty thin on character. He's a miserable loner piss drinking autist who learns the power of friendship with a little girl who would later go on to make a movie about an illicit love affair with a harbor seal.
For everything that is in the movie you could probably cut the run time in half and be better for it.

>That's the broadcast version, right?
Not exactly; the broadcast version added a bunch of extra content, but took out a lot of PG-13 elements. The Ulysses Cut contains all the TV extras, plus all the original theatrical stuff.

The universal studios show is unironically really fucking great! Best attraction at the park! And better rhan the movie!

It was long and boring enough without it

Thanks, I don't know how I missed that post.

The best aquapunk film to date

The last 'fuck it we'll just build it all' film.

its a decent flick, a shame the cunny is ugly

Yeah the amount of work that went into making the sets is mind-boggling

>implying he's not a monster
he's got fucking gills

> final scene
> Kevin Costner looks directly into camera
> "woah... Wat-er WORLD we live in...."

dennis fucking hopper

It’s *come* back you fucking esl moron.

>zoomer really wants to fit in despite not seeing the movie
Retard. He says "Nothing's free in Waterworld" in the first five minutes.

I like the part when Kevin Costner whacks that bitch with a paddle

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I left come on your mum's back last night you fucking grammar nazi have fun with, that

The movie doesn't know if it wants to be a classic post-apocalyptic sci-fi, or if it wants to be a generic action flick, so it doesn't succeed at being either. It could have been good if it had picked one and went with it, but it didn't.

a really comfy action adventure movie. i would describe it as a pre sjw disney version of mad max.

dont let the stories surrounding it ruin it for you, just watch the movie.

Why was the soundtrack so comfy, brehs?
youtu.be/8H7j3WEcse8
youtu.be/8H7j3WEcse8

o o f, im gonna listen to this while i try for the "vs 7 ai" achievement on age of empires 2.

For this bump, I take small cup hydro

>a really comfy action adventure movie. i would describe it as a pre sjw disney version of mad max.
But it's a Universal picture

I love it. the ocean is comfy