Don't consume this horseshit

forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2019/07/11/the-lion-king-review-be-prepared-for-a-crushing-disappointment/#37955c965d86

I know you want to see it because of the woke, black cast (who have almost all had negative things to say about America) but we cannot allow this derivative bull shit to go on.

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I never even watched the original

forbes is horseshit

You've never seen Hamlet?

it's just dances with wolves with lions

>Scott Mendelson not sucking off Disney for once
I'm surprised, but he'll backpedal once Episode IX hits theaters and call that movie a masterpiece.

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Watching awful CGI animals for 2 hours is a bit much even for disney drones.

>I never even watched the original
You never watched Kimba the White Lion?

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>don't consume

Shut the fuck up dude...

Will Armond White love it?

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me neither, my parents wouldn't let me watch it because of the subliminal message telling people to have sex

kek, ok you got me

i just never got round to it, i was more into listening to music back then and i don't see the point in watching it now.

>disney
>niggers
>sjw agenda
>widely panned
25% chance he loves it

You never saw Aliens?

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HAHHAHHAHAHAH

The Lion King isn't Hamlet. In Hamlet the antagonist wasn't some obvious villain with a fucking scar on their face. Claudius had a clear motivation that wasn't just "LOOK I'M EVIL". The original Lion King took away all nuance from Hamlet and made it a boring good vs. evil story. Oh and Hamelt was way more complex (obviously). If I ever have kids I will never let them watch that piece of shit.

fpbp

I only watched half of Hamlet why should I finish?
All I remember were evil Jews and a weird setting (and Claudius poisoning Brian Blessed via the ear)

I don't want to see it because of the cast (maybe James Earl Jones, honestly), but because I love Hamlet, I loved the original Lion King and I'd like to see what the CGI is up to after the Jungle Book. I trust Favreau to make a competent movie.

Besides, if the basedboy reviewers that crowed over how great Ghostbusters was hated this movie, it makes me think there must be something great about it.

I'm talking about the play. I don't know what movie you mean

>it makes me think there must be something great about it.
Have you seen the videos of it? That's the movie. There's nothing "great" about it that these reviewers are angry about. It's a cgi remake of the original. That's all.

Based
>Hanlet
a subtly metalisguistical protagonist who shows signs of not desiring to play the role he has to play, constantly pondering over a thousand different concerns (mortality and time, life after death, love vs. lust) that only further postpone his mission because he does not want to have to fulfill it in the first place. Unsure and indecisive, he is cursed to be too self-aware for his own good, and shows a tendency to lose his temper. This leads to him finally making a bold choice in challenging Laertes when his love for Ophelia's questioned (even though he never claimed to love Ophelia himself) and this leads to his death as Laertes is a much superior swordsman and has Claudius' plans on his side. Dying, he comments on how all the thoughts and insecurities he had are now effectively non-existant, as only the actions he made will be remembered and "the rest is silence". We expect Horatio to keep his story alive, but all he does is tell Fortinbras of it, and a final cannon shot signaling Hamlet's death is all that's heard of him, his name forever forgotten save for the audience.
Simba: good guy