She was supposed to fix Star Wars

>doesn't even know Kurosawa
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Story on this nigger woman?
I heard that based JJ hated her and wouldn’t let her near his movie but was that TFA or the rise of soiwalker?
She got fired in any case right?

>She was supposed to fix Star Wars

Objectively False.

Fundamentally, Kiri Hart is (was) a political officer. After the Disney purchase, Kathleen Kennedy invented the Lucasfilm Storygroup team and appointed Kiri Hart as its leader. Previously, she was a Nobody writer with no official Star Wars credentials. The same is true for every other woman in the Storygroup. But they are all in agreement with Kennedy about the new and diverse direction they want to take the franchise. The only people with previously established Star Wars credentials, and incidentally the only two guys initially involveded with the Storygroup, Chee and Hidalgo, were placed in subordinate roles.

The Storygroup was officially established after the Disney purchase to make sense of the extensive Star Wars lore and determine the Universe's continuity. They completed this task very quickly when they canonized the Films, Clone Wars, and Rebels, discarding everything else. Despite having served their primary purpose, the Storygroup persisted and now acts as an arbiter of every creative decision made by writers involved with Star Wars media. Comparing them to Soviet commisars is not inaccurate. They exist outside the traditional production hierarchy, answering directly to Kathleen Kennedy and ensuring new directors and writers conform to the Party lines.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=olLujO7LvQI

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Hidden Fortress. She was trying to gain nerd cred by displaying it since that movie was one of the influences Lucas drew from for Episode IV.

Holy shit someone properly source this shit i wanna read up on it

i still have no idea what the story group actually did? was it just making sure the scripts had "good" politics

>i still have no idea what the story group actually did? was it just making sure the scripts had "good" politics
Also provides paychecks to the children of friends.

Star Wars didn't need fixing. Kennedy/Disney thought that it was such an indestructible cash cow that they could fuck with it any way they pleased, and still make tons of money.

Using Star Wars to preach a very contemporary and divisive political agenda? They'll lap it up

Cultivate a new fanbase while ignoring the old one? Can't fail

Openly insult long-term paying customers and mass-consumers of merchandise? Sure why not? Those idiots can't wait to buy another X-Wing with a new orange stripe

Needless to say, it didn't go the way Disney thought it would

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Someone should shoot this faggot.

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>onions grin
every time

Cuck Wendig couldn't go one tweet without using a hyphenated word.

The issue is with these large companies is that the heads are completely out of touch morons (good at business management in general but shit at customer engagement) and they're so departmentalised the important people never set foot on the ground at the various ongoing projects, even if they're "huge". Disney right now is a victim of success; they're confident for no real reason (films have made over a billion, under expectations but still "good", despite it being such a big franchise) and are still letting the retards run rampant (giving rian his trilogy). The only reason marvel is still profitable is because they set up Marvel Studios BEFORE the disney merger and have that barrier between disney producer #546 and the film production.

Enjoy man, it's a real fun watch. Kurosawa pulled off action scenes that can still make modern directors look like punk bitches.

this production drama is more exciting than the actual shitty movies

Hidden Figures

>facebook tier quotes on the wall
Never had a chance

Don't mind me, I never miss an excuse to post this.

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>Iger let's kk and Rian destroy the biggest franchise in Hollywood so he can say I told you so

That's pretty based

Ironically if they listened to those inspirational quotes we wouldn't be in this mess

She did fix Star Wars, the way a veterinarian would.

>m.youtube.com/watch?v=olLujO7LvQI

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>gentle knowing nod
based Rian

oh ho ho ho. will remember that.

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Wendig, with mouth open!

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Based JJ

That was a truly bizarre interaction. The interviewer asks them a really softball question:
>How does someone become a member of the Storygoup?
but instead of answering with an acceptable canned response like
>"oh, well you have to be creative and good at working in a diverse and dynamic team of writers. And you have to be excited about Star Wars XD!"
she says that if she answers honestly, she'll LOSE HER JOB!

what. the. fuck.

And then Kiri Hart, her boss, just stands there and let's it slide. Like it's a perfectly acceptable answer!

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TLJ didnt play it safe.

>you
>ever being anything but a failure

Also the blood ritual (((joke))) is a bit on the nose given how Hollywood operates...

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Switch some names around, and this would be a better origin story to the First Order than what we got in the actual sequel.

Kill yourself racist

>Using Star Wars to preach a very contemporary and divisive political agenda? They'll lap it up
Never fucking happened and no your delusions don't count as evidence.

Kill yourself retard

>shut it down

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I dont think this woman has ever seen a star wars movie. Same goes for the rest of the storygroup

And that's a good thing!

>Don't Give Up The Ship

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DIOS MIO

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