Anyone else bored of Norse shit?

What norse mythology is there even? can't think of anything recent. maybe vikings count.

Thor is canonically black. In the Prologue of Snorri Sturluson's Prose Edda, Memnon is cited as the father of the Germanic God Thor. Memnon was an Ethiopian king

>These chieftains were in every manly part greatly above other men that have ever been in the world. One king among them was called Múnón or Mennón; and he was wedded to the daughter of the High King Priam, her who was called Tróán; they had a child named Trór, whom we call Thor.[18]

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>Christcuck writing centuries later
>"oh yeah your god was NIGGER, worship the kike on a stick instead"

Skyrim
God of War
Elden Ring
Marvel Thor
Vikings
Last Kingdom
Vinland Saga

Why Hack Snyder still allowed to make things?

I thought everyone figured out he was a joke?

why are you so upset?

lol video games and comic books. fuck off. vikings and last kingdom barely has anything to do with norse mythology. vikings a bit more.

>norse mythology
Base-
>Westanime
Fuck off.

It's mainly nips fetishizing europe and whites secretly yearning for their identity back

What the fuck dude

It became popular because you talk about are the Greek gods in school. So it's seems new a different to people not familiar with the Norse stories

Good selection lad , but it will be basically rewoke sjw shit

The snowniggers just tried to make a connection with glorious Iliad
When Memnon was alive Germans were literal monkeys, they still had tails

Welcome to white culture, bigot

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Skyrimjob/Vikangz and yes I'm sick of it too.

Thats wacist
keks

Cope. Everything we know about Norse mythology comes from Christians. What they wrote is therefore canon.

The Prose Edda isn't canon, retard. Asatru doesn't have holy scriptures like degenerate religions do.

>How the hell did it become so popular?
Skyrim

Maybe you pagan monkeys should have learned how to write instead you bitch 1500 years later while your females are getting Jamal'd

Ancient ancestry myth was popular among many medieval writers. The English, French and Danes claimed Trojan ancestry while the Scots claimed that they were the descendants of a Pharaoh's daughter called Scota.

Turns out whites were the original WE WUZZERS

>Translation
Snowniggers didn't have a written language

>BLACKED is literally wh*Te culture
/INT/ WAS RIGHT!

Dude
Germans called their potato states Holy Roman Empire
It doesn't get more we wuz than that

>pagan monkeys
anglo saxons ?

Leading lady for snownigger kino

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Because Vikings are just White Barbarians.
>snowniggers make fun of Meds for sexual deviancy and fucked up mythology
>Med Myths are full of Chads fucking women and slaying monsters, all the while having profound views on reality and important life lessons
>Norse myths are about Loki geting fucked by a horse and a wolf
Snowniggers will always be niggers. Also, it's cheaper to produce Viking stuff. Ancient Greece and Rome require a whole lot more attention to detail, better sets and generally more budget. Meanwhile, go to some freezing cold place, give them some braids and tunics, some swords and shit, film during the winter and you're set.

I wouldn't mind seeing some Celtic stuff though. Qt gingers and Scottish greens could be fun.

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Runes ?

>play God of War
>see all those amazing ruins
>wait, weren't they quite primitive
>try to find ancient Nordic architecture
>literally nothing
Well, that wasn't surprising.

>give them some braids and tunics, some swords and shit,
witcher tv shit series

Literal Cavemen

>Med Myths are full of Chads fucking women
whereas the reality is about kings demanding servants to fuck their Queen while they watch

>netflix won't include gays or blacks

I always thought anons being retarded autists was just a meme guess I was wrong

saxon an proud ancesters fighting off snow niggers with tails whilst our druids chased the romans out

It has a cool aesthetic

Greek myths got the drama reform from the greatest dramaturgists in the history of humanity
Also Iliad is probably the greatest work of literature
It's unfair to compare them with anything 2bh

Blacked AD.
summer holidays user kek

>MUH GLORIOUS ROME, SNOWNIGGERS U MAD
There's always some butthurt meds in these threwads who are obsessed with letting everyone know how much better they are than Nordic people. Meanwhile you greasy wop dagos deliver pizzas in real life and work for a man named Hans.

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There is no difference between Saxons and all other Germans, snowniggers including
Saxons just butchered some Celts in Bongland and then fought agaist their cousins
Also, Romans fucked the shit out of you

the Iliad was rewritten over the years to make it look good , was all about savages fucking and fighting

>Todd was so smart that he "ported" his fucking game into TV without actually lifting a finger
BRAVO TODD

>christian symbolism in norse mythology

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You are an idiot
Iliad was written by gathering material from bards
Same way Kalevala was written
The 2 main differences being that Iliad was written by Homer and 3000years before
Iliad is the same for 3000 years and you need to cope more

>Romans fucked the shit out of you
Need to take exception there , the Romans were chased from bong and Never came back for a hundred years then chased off again , have you not seen Britanniac sky tv show

>There's always some butthurt meds in these threwads who are obsessed with letting everyone know how much better they are than Nordic people.
Imagine seething so hard that you can't even string a proper sentence together. kek

>Meanwhile in Germany
Let's call ourselves Holy ROMAN Empire
>Meanwhile in /pol/
Roman emperors were Nords
Greeks were Germans

Leave the vidya trash in Yea Forums
Thor doesn't count for shit with all the tampering they've done (it's okay to fuck with white folk lore but don't you dare mess with any other race folk lore)
Last Kingdom is small time and Vinland is a great manga but again we've shit.

Only known thing is Vikings but that's been fucked with too much in the last batch of seasons.

I'm stoked for this Snyder anime.

Nigga what Norse films have come out at all besides Thor? And that’s as Norse as god of war is to Spartans

Well, Greeks came from Ukraine and Romans and Celts were once the same people.

>be N*rd
>spend all your time on the itnerwebz going "fucking Dago piece of shit trash, Romanz n Greekz wuz Nordz, n u b just some cucked brownd mutt, unlike myself"
>meanwhile your sister is getting blacked
>see a post about how N*rds were just SnowNiggers
>REEEEEEEEE.jpg
>"fuck u guys, u so mean, always makin fun of us, WOP pieces of sheeeeeiiiii"
Seethe more Varg.

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>SEETHING this MUCH !

Next you will say the Bible is not made up shit

Its a Proven Historical fact all that greek stuff was just passed on gossip an made up rubbish.
If not show me the written words user , You Can't
btfo , keks

I'm French and therefore CELTO-GERMANIC. Now deliver my pizza and shut the fuck up Giuseppe before I cut your pay.

Yeah I'm sure ancient Greece looked like Brazil but with more generic concrete pillars

>a Frog
>thinking he can talk down on anyone

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Because clearly in real life you are inferior. Meds are the lowest of the low and work in car rental places and pizza shops. I refuse to have some larping swarthy manlet tell me he's my equal let alone better than me. Get back to work Mario.

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I haven't
I know that Romans evacuated Bongland and let Saxons pillage and rape poor Celts
I've read Eastern Roman Empire records where they describe Saxon merceneries as the worst animals, they suffered attrition from the local Roman/Greek/Armenian population while moving to Asia Minor hahaha
Eventually they were send to fight the Magyars cause they were worst than the Turks

God some of you need to go read up your history ,

Holy Roman Empire was a mix of Russkis , Romans and Gauls ,

Go look at the fall of the Roman Empire kiddo

>m-muh dad can beat up y-your dad!
Jesus, this is some major triggering.

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>isekai hasn't caught on in western media
consider yourself lucky

Never said it was accurate depiction of events
That's why i used the word literature

I never trust a Bong historian
But still, i'm pretty sure you haven't cause
>Holy Roman Empire was a mix of Russkis , Romans and Gauls
is the most retarded shit i've ever read
Just cope your way back to reddιt

Stay mad Gieseppe. France is superior and has better cuisine. You're just a lowly mafioso manlet.

They should make a movie about Aryan conquest with actors that are most closely related to ancient Aryans.

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here's your nordic architecture bro

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looks comfy

Hack Snyder watched the first 3 episodes of Vinland Saga and now wants to rip it off too

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>WE

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>Christcuck
you have to be 18+ to post on this site

I see your Cinema reflects your reality, Jean-Phillipe!

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pay debts

>and let Saxons pillage and rape poor Celts
Those blue daubed savage naked raping killing cannibals up north monkies

even Hadrians wall never stopped them , at least the snowmonkeys didnt eat the dead ,

>where they describe Saxon merceneries as the worst animals,

Years ago ENGLISH HOOLIGANS RULED EUROPE ,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Firm_(1989_film)

fuck off kike

>tfw steppe people who lived nomadically in Yurts BTFO Rome so hard
>B-but at least we used concrete and had aquaducts so advanced!

Who /Hun/ here

funny how that's still way more advanced than current day african architecture

Leave it now
You shown to be a silly ponce ok
who knows fuck all about History ok kiddo
cope better timmy

Mongols did it better

because that's a modern reconstruction

I'm genuinely mad that Snyder's been banished into streaming limbo. One of the few cinematic american directors working today and he's not making feature films.

You have to be at least 18 to post on Yea Forums, summerchild

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>anime

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Peoples perception of Norse mythology is colored by adaptations where its shown as magnificent and epic. In reality, it was pretty barebones and...silly. Just dumb brutes fighting each other with some slapstick thrown in.

I feel sorry for Westcucks. Nothing in western Mythology could compare to Hindu myths The Mahabharata. The complexity of the characters and relationships is just unmatched. Maybe the Iliad somewhat comes close but not really because it does start to look like a game played by children if you compare it the The Mahabharata.

You guys have no idea about the heights of kino mythology can reach. I'm so sorry.

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Mongols were the Real Euro rulers

>WE

Yeah but Hindu myths are full of Hindus and nobody wants to see them shitting on the streets

so this is how anime dies

>likes Snyder movies
>dares to call somebody else a child

Greek Drama uberalles user
(Antigone,Prometheus,Troades)
I agree though, Hindu mythology is kino

Hindu mythology is a confusing clusterfuck. No one cares about it. And it came from European Aryans anyway.

>You guys have no idea about the heights of kino mythology can reach. I'm so sorry.
Such as?

After the update to Crusader Kings 2 that made Vikings playable, I now really love the idea of fantasy/ahistorical viking settlements in exotic regions with strong cultural clashes. That theme is kind of touched on in Vikings with all their weird shit like the Chinese Princess, and fucking around in North Africa.
I kind of hope Vikings keep getting popular in media for at least a little while longer for this kind of stuff to keep getting developed.

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If you find Hindu mythology confusing don't try their religion
Shit get real
I remember reading about the years of Brahma or whatever, mathematic labyrinth

ITT various inferiority complexes

Learn something about cinema and you can finally understand Snyder. Most normal critical people understand he made the most iconic movie of the entire 00s decade and several other classics in the 10s. BvS is his worst movie and people still know its the most risktaking superhero movie ever.

>Hindu mythology is a confusing clusterfuck.
This. The various interpretations can get off the charts.

You can even be a Hindu and an atheist at the same time.

>Asatru
lmao larp harder

>REE

COPE harder newfag

An the so called shit brought history degree twats who have not a Fucking Clue

Yeah, and Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park made most iconic music of 00s decade. It's still music for edgy children, just like Snyder's movies.

Not anime

Why do people still call Netflix shit anime?

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>After all his wife Sif is "golden haired"
Is anime dude, he could be brown and had blond hair. The same with Thor.

WE
E

>n*rd people music
youtube.com/watch?v=hNu6FmaUIB0
based or unbased?

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Only shitskins and cucks dislike norse. Prove me wrong.

>norse mythology
expect to see at least 1 mantadory negro

It's literally true. Indians basically worship the guys who collapsed their civilization and turned them into lower castes.

WUZ

Literal SnowNiggers.

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Only normies and basedboys like norse. Prove me wrong

>posting a snow jew
unbased af

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They're gonna load it with darkies then manufacture a controversy as soon as someone points out that blacks aren't native to Scandinavia

milky

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Seethe harder tundra monkey

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this is like A..B...C now of shit ruining stuff

I REALLY BLAME the FAT UGLY DUMB CUNT MUTTS who graze fat junk as they watch history reinvented an spout this as Fact next day in the workplace ,
why no moar workplace shootings user ??

when lets make this a meme ..to save you sad KIKE netflix cunts = the Black Mirror ..

is that tessa thompson behind him?

Now us GERMANICS have surpassed Meds in every way

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Yeah a dark shitty stain , lets empower it an have her bully the incels

>nuclear weapons
>invented by whites

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What are the last five movies you watched in theaters? Be completely honest

Rome's population got decimated and the state was replaced by monarchies named after various Germanic tribes during "the dark ages", there really isn't much need to wonder what actually happened though. :^)

Less memey nord music:
youtube.com/watch?v=7emu8i2mF6I
youtube.com/watch?v=AsdALOkOnlo

Imagine being this butt flustered muh Aryan your people shat on the floor they lived, in their fucking huts cry harder fag

m.youtube.com/watch?v=EENh1hxkD6E

Presented in a version more accessible to you

Literal cave people music

Full black cast

>americans arguing about muh heritage

So let me guess. Odin will by an emo manchild. When he hang's himself on Yggdrasil the tree will look like a cross (so deep). Thor will kill everything without reason. Loki will stick random things in peoples mouths.

We wuz kangz n shit cletus

or thor in drag getting fucked by a giant, or odin sucking the cum out of the dicks of men hung from trees

That's not real, that's just a made up headline like some kind of madlib.

Next one will be...
>Frank Miller
sets
>Feudal Japan
>Documentary series
at
>Hulu

>steal credit from Bongs
>ignore the fact that Frau Merkel cooked the whole situation
>ignore the nigger fucking his wife hile he's typing those words
Man, N*rdcucks really are something!

BASED and Lokipilled.

Lmao seething nord cuck

Why are meds so insecure? Germanics are superior in every way you seething brown midgets

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So let me guess: your IQ is in the mid 90s and you harbor seething resentment toward your father. How close am I?

>or thor in drag getting fucked by a giant,
pretty sure he didnt get fucked, he took out his ahem hammer before things got hot
he did make a cute girl though

Trve Evropa

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He's not the one calling Synder "Zaddy"

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>live in rich and prosperous nations
>still seething that you'll always be descendants of Europe's Niggers
The future can always change Hans. Who knows who'll be on top in 10, 50, 100 years. But the past is set in stone...

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>the DCuck
>the MarChad

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>W-WE WUZ ROMANS
Hahahaha SEETHING Med bois are inferior and know it. That's why they get so defensive. Romeaboos are pathetic. COPE

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thor confirmed passing trap in either case

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That guy looks fairly normal. I guess it’s embarrassing that he’s on Twitter? Other than that, seems pretty well adjusted

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Oh hell yes.

>That guy looks fairly normal.
You will never be white, shitskin

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He will literally NEVER answer this because 3 of them are kiddie MCUck quipshit and the other 2 are Pokémon and a Disney remake
BTFO

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>2019
>Still no The Epic of Son-Jara blockbuster.

0_0

I’m Germanic and Polish. What now?

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>only alternative to my edgy children's movies are quipy children's movie
Boring summer brake?

>at home at 4 pm on a weekday
Go outside fatty

>norse mythology
How many blacks per minute is going to have every episode?

>I'm a mutt
no one asked

I’m on the 18th story of a fancy office building, those are my diplomas in the frame. Cope

>He doesn’t even try to deny it
Lmfao

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I love Norse culture. I hate faux-Norse Hollywood generated culture.

Go back to working for your Jew boss, mutt

Open the window and jump out, you attention whore

Listen Lads can I ASK YOU STOP the /POL here .. an ontopic ..ok

He’s out getting a knee replacement :^)

The windows don’t open... have you literally ever been in an office building, user? Doesn’t seem like it

Isn't VInland Saga a thing already?

>Snyder
>anime
>Norse mythology
can't wait for the neckbeards to eat this shit up

What's stronger, the Netflix mandate or Snyder's charisma stat?

Vinland Saga is Christian

Snyder's not even directing/showrunning, but there was an interesting bit of info that I was unaware of
>The series expands Snyder's relationship with Netflix, for whom he's currently writing, directing and producing zombie feature film Army of the Dead.

Snyder's height

Post a picture of yourself, you pimply little lardlet

Snyder’s charisma stat. Look at Love, Death, and Robots; the Netflix mandate can be overcome

Imagine the situation.
You grow up, thoroughly uninterested in your dad's collection of "classics". You watch one or two and see the technical skill involved and everyone tells you how great the films are and how revered they are, so you agree not wanting to rock the boat. But secretly they give you no joy and you would never choose to watch them. As you get older, you might claim one of them as one of your favourite films to seem cultured and intelligent. You don't really enjoy it, but by lying to yourself like this, it makes you think you have refined taste.
Then the mcu comes out and you have all these stupid funny action films with lots of explosions and non-stop exposition to remind you what's going on (though often it's contradictory or just makes no sense if you stop and think about it). And reviewers give these films good scores so you feel smart by liking them. Afterall, these are "nerd" films that are acclaimed, so they must be great, right?
You feel confident that your taste is finally good because it aligns with the critics and it's just "niche" enough. "Oh, I hate transformers" you might say, "but the mcu, that's a cinematic achievement. It's funny but it also asks you real questions and there are references that you have to be really clever to get" you continue smugly.
And then Man of Steel comes out, or worse yet, Batman V Superman. And you're lost. There are no quips and not enough "nerd" references and it's not fun and it reminds you of those old movies your dad likes. But reviewers hate them too so you jump on the hate wagon hoping to hate the films out of existence. Because the films show you what the genre could be and you don't like it. You want every film to be a fun marvel film that you can turn your brain off to enjoy while essentially napping with your eyes open.

And Zack Snyder is responsible for that feeling and so you hate him the most.

>Post a picture of yourself, you pimply little lardlet
Post your cock first

What a pathetically predictable devolution of this thread

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snyderfags have a short temper

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Not really into flirting with queers, but at least we both know you’re butt ugly

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Switzerland is Germanic. This makes no sense.

Everything they built was wood

Should've set it in Egypt like they originally planned to

How is this anime if it's not animated in Japan?

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Yeah, I don't get it. If they just called it an animated series, sure, but why this?

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...How is that pic a Nordc*ck "win"?

If you be kind to others, they will be kind to you

youtube.com/watch?v=EUEj0RuUbmk

They want the anime audience

Zack sneeder

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If youre gonna larp like a faggot at least spell Asatro correctly