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>atheist """"humor"""""

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>atheist """"anything""""

FORTY TWO?!?!

if I had that gun I'd use it to shoot an atheist and suddenly they'd be pious

I’m not sure how this is Atheist. It was some calculation made by AI that didn’t make any sense.

Is there agnostic humour?

floooop

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>britbong ''''''''''humor''''''''''

Does 42 come into play in the later books? I got a couple chapters into the second before i dropped it

There might be or might not, we simply can't know

What am I even looking at?

I agree except iron man was pretty meh not including sam's performance

this is not how you argue with a christfag. even I want to give you a wedgie now.

fuck off zoomie

There is factually a "God" in the HGttG canon though.

Not from what I remember. All of the books are good though.

It doesn't really play much of a role. The bowl of petunias does though.

Someone convinces him that as the last survivor of earth he knows the question whose answer is 42. He attempts pulling random letters out of a scrabble set and it spells out 'What is six times nine' and he mutters how he knew there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe.

Just because you don’t like the idea that we’re in a cyclical universe and by extreme happenstance developed out of a primordial soup doesn’t mean it’s wrong

the book is proto-r*ddit

The film and books are very funny for young teenagers. The idea that a grown adult wrote it unironically is very sad however.

Nigger, I'm 32. I'm expected to have consumed every piece of media in the last 30 years? Also, try to communicate without using cringeworthy buzzwords and more importantly, snort glass.

>scientists still can recreate this "primordial soup" to which they claim to know the contents of
>cant explain the big bang which is a literal creation event

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By what wild observational skills did you deduce Yea Forums was fucking jewish lol.

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Doesn't mean it's right either. The primordial soup is a good explanation for life on Earth, but did it originate there, or did the necessary ingredients come from an asteroid? We don't know. The cyclical universe idea is neat, but we have no way of knowing for sure that's what happens. The Big Bang most likely happened, but that doesn't explain where all that matter came from.

A smoothbrain like you who's too lazy to read the thread and find the clip literally one post above his own is in no position to call anyone else cringeworthy.

>any year
>denying eternal life with Jesus

read thomas aquinas five ways, it's what convinced me a lifelong atheist that there is a God. from there you'll find Christ. that or choose hell, either way it's your choice.

The scientific method does support atheism just like it doesn’t support the idea of god lol funny that it was invented by a catholic monk tho

>necessary ingredients come from an asteroid?
Necessary... what? Dude, amino acids are created constantly right now.

Atheists laying claim to science is pretty rich, the scientific approach to the universe would be agnosticism

I wouldn't compare the bibles creation theory to the big bag,
cuz one was written by retard goat fuckers in the middle east 2000 years ago.
And the other one is a scientific theory worked on for over 100 years, by many different scientist, publishing thousands of papers, and conducting research into real life physical phenomena to test and prove or disprove the theory of the big bang.

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why are you posting on Yea Forums again grandma?

I rewatched this movie a few weeks ago and it really wasn't as good as i remembered it being.

Indeed. Making a conclusion in a situation like that instead of admitting they're unsure is pretty damn unscientific.
>And the other one is a scientific theory worked on for over 100 years
Not that guy but it started by a priest.

And this isn't even some "le ebin centrist shit", ruling out religion entirely is unscientific, that's not implying any validity to the beliefs, but we fundamentally DO NOT KNOW. Most atheists are edgy pop sci shits who don't know what they're talking about

I liked the performances and production design, but it was so fucking rushed, especially the first 10 minutes which hit you with like 3 flashbacks before you even know what's happening. Also what the fuck was Mos Def doing there?

Most atheists are agnostic atheists. Of course we can't know for sure, but there is no reason to believe there is a god. If I tell someone there is an invisible pink unicorn living in my basement they'll ask me to prove it (or just laugh), so why don't people have the same reaction to being told there is an invisible man in the sky?

In defense of the filmmakers, Douglas Adams' style is probably pretty difficult to adapt to the screen authentically.

That's completely fair, I'm referring to the normie version of atheists though

Why cant I proudly say I dont believe in anything? What is wrong with that? Whats all this post ironic bullshit?

Christianity is a semitic religion, you utter brainlet.
It is also painfully eschatological, and desires nothing less than the end of our mortal existences.

Like "hurr god is dead" "science proves he doesn't exist"

>still can
I know this is a typo but they literally have recreated aspects of it

The "normie version" of atheist just thinks religion sounds dumb and doesn't give it any more thought. Using normie anything as basis for an argument is unproductive and retarded.

im just curious, why do you come here? i would think that anyone who is sincerely christian would be fucking disgusted by this website.

But normies are 99% of the population, yes they are stupid but they also are important to factor in.

They did it well with the TV show, even if the budget was laughably small.

I need atheism because mom forces me to go to church every Sunday.

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Alan Rickman was Marvin the robot
and Alan Rickman is now dead
:(

The books are at least passably funny and interesting. A good newer movie adaptation would be cool. They're nothing mindblowing but they're fun. The time traveler who wants to insult or punch in the face(can't remember) everyone who has ever or will exist in the universe and the loudest rock band people have to listen to from a local moon are my favorite bits that I can recall.

Cyclical universe and Big Bang work hand in hand. The Big Bang happens after a periodic great crunch when the universe begins to compress itself again.

That's longform storytelling though. Trying to condense it to an hour and a half feature film is probably a nightmare.

Believing in science and god is the way to go. There are a lot of happy coincidences in the balance of life. To me, the fact that evolution works and natural checks and balances in nature is God’s design. I’m not religious but the mix of chaos and order working out the way it does seems like a bit more than just a roll of the dice.

still better than normie christians

Honestly, most of cutting edge physics is basically philosophy at this point, Copenhagen vs Many Worlds is a great example

Why would a libertarian carry Atlas shrugged?
That's a right wing holy text you idiot.
....Oh wait you're a clever troll.
You troll you!

At least normie christians aren't actively contributing to the degradation of civilization, I'd rather live in a majority christian nation, provided decent separation of church and state, than the current state of my country.

physics and philosophy have been deeply intertwined since always

>Also what the fuck was Mos Def doing there?
I think that they wanted more name recognition or something, but it's jarring.
That's true as far as a movie goes. I thought about that after I got done rewatching it. The core material isn't easy to adapt and achieve a broader audience. This kind of humor is kind of niche.

It isn't A roll of the dice, it's countless trillions of dice. Unless you're talking about the universe's makeup as a whole.

The idea that the universe will contact has been all but entirely abandoned due to other discoveries and generally under the current model its thought things will eventually drift so far apart molecular interactions will be impossible as space has grown between literally everything for 6 gorillion years

Well its the answer. We are look for the question.

Why don't we hoover it all up?

>At least normie christians aren't actively contributing to the degradation of civilization
Did you know that Donal Trump is the current president of the united states?

Damn I miss reading this series. It's been almost 10 years since I read the whole thing.

The scientific method was delveoped by a Christian

The thing people are missing here is that even if you can’t disprove god, that applies to almost any interpretation of god. Allah has almostnas much clout as Jehovah/Elohim and just as much proof

So? Christians can discover a good method.
Doesn't mean the method is inherently Christian.
Whatever works in the real world honey.

I thought it was funny when I was 15.
Now I think it's pretty bad and cringe inducing.

The fact that everything is predetermined literally btfos every religion except maybe calvinism

Trump is not a religious person whatsoever, what are you smoking? Not to mention that implying he's degrading civilization is a pretty debatable claim

Heh

I don't see donald trump parading in the street in bondage gear for trans rights or antifa masks throwing rocks threw windows.

is the book actually good or is just boomer trash?

>le man in the sky
You just outed youself as a man who knows nothing of science or religion. You are the weakest link the chain of time

Okay so a retarded schizo with cognotive dissonance invented something useful i guess

Well even more so, with countless rolls of trillions of dice, things still work out in an almost perfect matter despite the complete chaos it comes from. To me that shows that there is some sort of higher power or intentional design of some sort.

Flying spaghetti monster may be juvenile but it perfectly illustrates the burden of proof and how rediculous it is to not question something simply because a lot of people believe in it

In the times when you get killed for not being a Christian? No shit

The Young Pope

Please look into all the scientific developments achieved by Christians before you continue to embarrass yourself on the internet

oh man is fedora posting gonna make a comeback after six years?

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wtf does it have to do with atheism ?

So now your IQ has dropped and everything is literal.
Oh so you're 12.

It's especially awful when compared with the source material, which is probably why ot flopped so hard

This isnt a thing unless youre blatantly defiant or outright professing heresies

>british
>unironic
Mate, the british have steeped themselves in irony for so long, they couldn't get rid of the monarchy even if they wanted to (which they can no longer tell), because the poorest people in the nation would revolt in favor of the queen, who at this point, as far as the public is concerned, does nothing more than wear old-fashioned dresses, scowl at rude people, have tiny dogs, and literally own almost the entire island.

If anything atheist rely on the scientific method which was made by christians

Adding to that--to this day, no one is quite sure whether Oasis are unironically good, ironically good, unironically bad, or ironically bad. In fact, there's a strong suspicion all four options are exactly the same.

I almost refuse to believe atheists or agnostics can be this mentally impaired. Google Hugh Ross and try to activate one of those dormant neurons.

Or kiss the pope's ring, or buy indulgences.
Hence a man nailing a letter against a church proclaiming fuck you and you're corrupt system.
And now we're moving closer to the question of 42.

I've never read the book but decided to see this in theaters as a kid. Theater was completely empty and I ended up walking out around 20 minutes in or so.

Christianity and atheism aren't bad. It's just that American Christians and Atheists give them a bad name

Do you admit when you assert these things about your god that the burden of proof is on you? Can you actually answer this instead of deflecting?

Daily reminder that science has proven atheism is a form of autism and should be treated like a disorder. Don't laugh at the mentally retarded, folks. They can't help themselves.

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News for you buddy... atheism leads to new religions and belief systems.

Cool, and you dont even need science to prove religious people are stupid as fuck

Lol imagine believing something with zero proof and then posting le hat memes at people who call you out on this

God exists because perfect order requires a perfect judiciary. Go watch Hugh Ross. I’m not going to debate the existence of a higher power on a Japanese whaling and whaling acupuncture fan forum full of pedophiles and sodomites

Kek

>God exists because words
Amazing. Religious people truly the smartest

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>sociologist claimed all autistic children doesn't have section of faith in their brains
Looks like christian science

>chantards thinking they're christian

you either choose to be a christian or a degenerate on the internet. You cannot be both

So fuckin what. We're an experiment. You don't interfere with it unless you let it run its course.
It has no impact on you now or the hereafter.

Go make a thread on Yea Forums about how they are only fake Christians and report back in a couple of hours.

if you think religion is solely about believing in an imaginary being then you're clueless. I would consider myself an agnostic but even I know that God is much more than that

So? Christians made a variety of discoveries but whenever they did so they never used methods of their religous doctrine but materialistic scientific methods which work without the existence of a deity.

>talking about glompf on a mongolian basketweaving forum

An all knowing God has no need for experiments.

first one is great but they get worse and worse the last book was shit

>perfect order

Lol? What order is perfect? I hope you arent moving toward the idea that omg earth functions so perfectly and the human body and mother nature, intelligent designer etc

Literally every system on earth could be more efficient

You can speculate all you want but it all comes down to faith. If you want to be a Christian there is no logical reason to believe it except that it makes you happy.

Bro haven't you seen all those weird Christian art pictures of sonic and shit?

>HGttG is rebbitt!
Spoken like a true zoomer

>2019
>retards still pretending they believe in gods

When will this shitty forced meme die

based

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when they realise it was a metaphor for your conscience all along

what does it mean then einstein

If you were an Atheist because of brain damage I think you would go to Heaven because you were brain damaged by your whore 45 year old mother and have no sins caused.

that was after he found out the original earthlings were wiped out by the exile of all the useless people from another race.

>perfect order

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lel

So what if you were brain damaged and murdered people but you believed you were doing gods work and that they were acts of good

Got em

If everything is so perfect why does everyone end up with a bad back, hips and knees? Why do we have an organ that's essentially useless but gets infected easily? Why do all mammals have a nerve going across their eyes, causing a blind spot?

Based

Stop asking questions faggot

Entropy. All organized matter experiences it.
We're on the other end. Enthalpy.
Yin and Yang.

God's perfect order everyone.

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That's honestly what most atheism is nowadays. You can tell because most of these very same faggots will defens Jews, Muslims, pagans and other religious groups that aren't Christian when it comes down to their bullshit instead of calling them out on it. Granted not all atheists do this, but most of them do.

Dubs and BTFO a retard. Underrated response.

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It's easier to criticise what you understand

Google it bitch. I'll give you a hint; it isn't a belief system.

>I'll say a bunch of buzzwords without any real explanation, that'll be sure to make people believe in god

>I know better than God
Ok kid

>God operates like Dr. Strange from the capeshit films
fuck off Leibniz.

Entropy seems diametrically apposed to an intelligent designer creating "perfect order"

Yeah I know, I shouldn't question the wisdom of a guy who makes defect cell clumps with teeth and hair grow inside of children's intestines.

>*sarcastically* I know better than entity i cant prove exists, hehe gotcha

Lol?

kek

it doesn't perfectly illustrate anything, go back to reddi t

I unironically do though. I'd give people Free Will AND design them to always happen to choose the moral and good. Only supreme contrarians would commit sinful acts if I was God

god doesn't make terratomas and cancer etc, the world is apart from god.

>inb4 why would a good god do that?!
why would you assume that you know better than god?

>The entire world is America

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On the contrary I'm not arguing for the existence of God.
Entropy is what breaks down.
Enthalphy is what organizes information.
Why?

>0w0 skydaddy loves uu
>who? Where? How?
>lol stfu autist

>not being an agnostic science friend that tries to find a door to the fourth dimension, so you could be literally every where all the time and step beyond linearity of this dimension, the literal definition of god.
people always had the idea but they just worded it wrong. the idea of faith ain't a bad thing

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Life, The Universe and Everything is the best book in the series. In the epilogue of it, a man is accidentally given an overdose of truth syrum and starts spouting all the truths, one of the things he says is that the question and the answer can never be known about the same universe, lest they cancel each other out and the universe is destroyed and replaced with something even more bizarre and incomprehensible.

>Christianity and science are incompatible
level 0 retard

>why would you assume that you know better than god?

Fuckin ebin man. Because it would be easy for me to design a better, fairer universe in a heartbeat. According to your doctrine god created the universe, a universe with terratoma and cancer in it. Whether or not he creates every single cancer cell personally or not is completely irrelevant.

barely made their money back after marketing and overseas costs that's not much of a success

It's nothing to do with entropy. We get bad joints because our anatomy evolved to be on all fours and can't handle the stress. We have a useless organ because it was useful to our ancestors and there hasn't been enough selective pressure to weed it out of the genepool. And all mammals have that fault with their eyes because we're all descended from an animal with a nerve in the way, but it doesn't really affect us so there's no selective pressure to fix it.

..

anyone else listened to Dawkins eulogy for Adams? What a fucking shitshow, cant even talk about your dead friend without tipping your fedora about how dumb religion is and how enlightening atheism feels?

Not even exaggerating those were pretty much his exact words.

can we stop talking about christianity and atheism and discuss this movie? this is the best movie of all time imo

this is the same retarded argument as "uhueheu if ur against capitalism then why doy ou hav phone dipshit. libtard distroyd :^)"

All organized information breaks down.
Joints and flesh rot. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. amen.

The scientific method supports atheism. You can use the scientific method while being a theist, it just means you suffer from cognitive dissonance.

Perfect order is the laws of the universe. Math, sciences, absolute truths. Man is corrupted. He is in the image of God but he is not like him. Through his own endeavors he must strive to become like God and be saved by him. This isn’t too high iq 4 you shit, middle age stay at home mothers can comprehend this.

Can't be that retarded if you can't think of a single counter argument.

fyi studios only make 50-55% of box office sales

>not choosing the best of both worlds and studying spirit science while borderline OD'ing on psychedelics

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>implying religious people are not autist too
you are right dude, atheism is just a religion with no god, like divorcing but can't stop thinking about what is your exwife doing.

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>he doesn’t know about the fall

I wish I had such a sophisticated sense of humor.
Because I dont understand what about that is funny at all.

>technology created with scientific method
Lol what

You just asserted that logic and physical laws need an overseer, sorry that I don't see that necessity. Also, about Christcucks are pedos, seeing as age of consent laws weren't a thing until progressive secular protestants started advocating for them. You're literally a Mohammad man

But psychedelics are demonic user.

dude

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>not reading science and philosophy of ethics, as well as taking psychedelics to become ascended

You absolute mongrel. It was Christians that not only established age of consent laws in Europe but it was also Christians that defended them when French and British “intellectual” atheists attempted to lower them in the 17 and 18 centuries

>The scientific method supports atheism.
That means there is a way to prove unequivocally the fact that there is no god at all, using said method. So by all means, do share it with us.

Perfect laws may need a creator however Occams razor would argue for the simpler explanation.
Occams razor was also an idea by a Christian.

Proof? I've read differently.

something has to be falsifiable to pass the scientific method so the concept of god fails by default

Nope. It means that the burdon of proof is on you and that extraordinary claims need extraordinary evidence.

nah, stop beating around the bush like a faggot, I asked you to back your original claim that atheism is supported by the scientific method, cough it out.

Hey everyone, I'm God and I am indeed real in case you were wondering.
Oh, and btw holocaust never happened, 9/11 was an inside job and all faggots go to hell. See you all on the other side (except you, Mitch)

>"The belief that there is no god is kinda like believing in god"

wow, good job using your brain there user, haven't heard that one in a while.
What's it like having down syndrome?

Oh nononono

3 > 1 > 5 > 2 > 4

Luckily there definitely wasn't a """"sixth book"""" written by some unfunny mong years after Douglas Adams died and undoing his poignant and terrifying end to the series. Adams even ironically acknowledged that 4 was pretty weak:

>Those who wish to know should read on. Others may wish to skip on to the last chapter which is a good bit and has Marvin in it.

Gee its almost as if science has some sort of loose method.

>made a profit of 1 million
>flop
I fucking hate the film industry

>In 1275, the first age of consent was set in England, at age 12 (Westminster 1 statute). In 1875, the Offences Against the Person Act raised the age to 13 in Great Britain and Ireland, and ten years later the Criminal Law Amendment Act of 1885 raised it to 16. In 1917, a bill raising the age of consent in Great Britain and Ireland from 16 to 17 was defeated by only one vote
Wikipedia pulled this from the Universities of Sydney, North Carolina and the
Criminal Law Amendment Act 1885

>Mongrel
I'm ethnically pure Welsh I'll have you know

Yeah I gladly take this loose method that brought us electricity, antibiotics and planes over your prayers that do nothing, though.

that wasn't me brah

Here’s a more contemporary case. Look into the actual meetings to hear about the Christian restiance against the proposal. revolvy.com/page/French-petition-against-age-of-consent-laws?cr=1

>re*igion

how pathetic

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Doesn't the fact that you reference God actually mean that you, in fact, believe in Him?

The concept of burdon of proof doesn't apply to faith by the very definition of that word, genius. Religion touches what can not be explained using other means, including science, it's a placeholder in which you chose to believe. Matter of fact, most christians in the world would answer you that they don't need to provide you with a proof, since nobody cares if your sorry ass believes in god or not. were it not for the constant need atheists have to find validation by shitting on other people's faiths, nobody would even talk to you.

They're working on it:)
it's already proven the Bible to be bunch of horseshit.

it took 50 million dollars and years to make it, if they had bought bonds they'd have earned more. inflation alone would have been at least a couple mil on 50 mil over that period of time

sorry m8

All fedora tippers please read and be btfo
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christians_in_science_and_technology

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH

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>also take this flyer on why Jesus is out saviour, I'm just flying to Africa for the week on a mission

Daily reminder to Randroids that Ayn ended her days living in social housing receiving food stamps. Not bad for someone who spent her career railing against the evils of socialism and how we should all try to accumulate as much money as possible.

>roastie Jew
Please. She would be completely forgotten if she wasn’t a useful tool for crony-capitalist to use as a scape goat for why thy use child labor

The only one beating arround the bush is you with a misrepresentation of the scientific method. To be approved a theory must be falsifiable and pass the burdon of proof. The hypothesis of god as the creator of the universe achieves neither and all contemporary theories about the origins of the universe can do without a deity, hence the scientific method supports the non existence of a god.

Isn't CWC, the world's biggest autist, a christian?

>perfect order requires a perfect judiciary.

Why?

well, I'm sorry you got traumatized by a preachy mean christian one day, but that's really no reason to turn into his opposite and do the same thing he did, only for atheism.

She did not, she left an estate worth over half a million dollars; she had collected what was stolen from her via taxes as should any reasonable man. But by all means, keep repeating it every time as if it had any significance or contradicted her philosophy you brainless NPC.
>muh joos
What a sad, little loser.

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>Jean-Paul Sartre
If accurate, into the trash his philosophical teachings go.

Still don't believe in God, even through the Deistic lens, but I'll concede that I might be wrong on this one. I'll watch some Hugh Ross though

I don't even have a problem with religious people, it's a philosophical argument and you're fucking wrong

>Hey guys, have you read the newest article on IFUCKINGLOVESCIENCE.com?

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I need to get a copy of 4 and 5. For some reason I have the first book of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. I grabbed that and Hitchhikers 2 and 3 (Restaurant, and So Long I think) at a used bookstore at Pike's in Seattle.

most christians of the world have a retarded notion of god which they believe in simply because they'll go to heaven and allows them to ignore their own mortality. It's not a philosophical entity to them, only something they've been taught by their loving grandmas from a young age and never questioned since.

Exactly it's a placeholder. First god was behind thunder and clouds, then behind the movement of the planets now behind the origins of the universe.
Sciences adjusts its views based on facts, religion adjusts facts so that faith can be preserved.

God created the snake and humans, and can see the future. He has no one to blame but himself.

>atheists

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>The Good
Stephen Fry as The Guide, he wasn't as good as Peter Jones but I'm not sure I can think of anyone more suited for the role after he passed
Expanding on Viltvodle 6 was interesting (even if they didn't have enough arms)
The Vogons and Vogsphere was great
Loved the Heart of Gold design and movement animation

>The Bad
Even though they finally had the technology to make a decent looking Zaphod, they hid his second head on his neck which was weird
WHY DID THEY TRY AND SHIP ARTHUR AND TRILLIAN?!

>The Ugly
What the fuck was the dolphins song about, that got me worried when I first saw the film and I still don't like it
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is a when, not a where
Mos Def as Ix

uhh...no, what??
We can talk about and reference historical ideas of god and not believe they are real.
You don't have to be religious to learn about religions.

Name one aspect in which the existence of God invalidates the theory of the Big Bang

no, the point with atheism is the necessity of these idiots to actually make an Organization, receive donations, publish books, and "wake" religious people to stop believing in God. that's exactly sound like an a religious organization.

>he doesn't know about the free will

touched a nerve

The existence of god is as plausible and neccessary for the theory of the big bang as the existence of the spaghetti monster.

>the Big Bang
daily reminder that this theory was created by a priest and caused a massive sperging among fedoras at the time

Marketing is not included in the production budget. The movie lost money.

no it doesnt you cretin, it sounds like any organization. how do you tie your own shoes, let alone manage to type on a keyboard?

>The existence of god is as plausible and neccessary for the theory of the big bang as the existence of the spaghetti monster.

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daily reminder that Aladdin made almost 1 billion dollars.

why are moviegoers so retarded?

Did these guys receive their discoveries through prayer? And why does their number decrease when being atheist wasn't a social or even literal death sentence anymore?

I agree with you until the second part of the last sentence. Non American Christianity is generally open to evolution, and most Christians nowadays have stopped believing in God as a bearded guy a long time ago. The fact is that there will always be something unexplainable by science, so people will always need religion, albeit in a changed form. (that's where Nietzsche was wrong)

Sign of our times.

no, I asked to "invalidate" the big bang using the existence of god. You are telling me how probable one and the other are.

why can't people just accept that we don't and can't know everything? We'll never know what was before the big bang or what's beyond our visible universe and that's alright

Now you're getting closer to a new truth.
Nietzsche was wrong.
Atheism does not lead to societal destruction, it just leads to more religion.

Dirk Gently is so great, and I love how Life, The Universe and Everything and The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul were both recycled Doctor Who scripts that confirmed both series are set in the same universe. I'd definitely recommend tracking down the audiobooks of Hitchhikers Guide read by Douglas Adams, he's got amazing comic timing considering he never did any acting.

Also the radio series of Dirk Gently starring Harry Enfield and Billy Boyd is incredible, they put so much work into making it (surround sound, a great score, a top notch cast, sound design that puts movies to shame) but somehow most people have never heard of it.

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If the origin of a variety of phenomena has been shown to be natural and never supernatural over and over again why would you take the stance that the next unexplained mystery is for sure of supernatural cause instead of saying 'I don't know (yet)'.

>everyone always forgets the original, the radio show

more than half of these people are Monks, Priests and Bishops, not to mention that, yes, Christian faith and Ontological system had led to these discoveries, as it was explained by Blaise Pascal. But please, by all means, keep acting like a smartass, because your daddy forced you to go to church on sundays.

I agree but that has nothing to do with kike fantasy book though

>Also the radio series of Dirk Gently starring Harry Enfield and Billy Boyd is incredible, they put so much work into making it (surround sound, a great score, a top notch cast, sound design that puts movies to shame) but somehow most people have never heard of it.
Thanks for the recommendation.

The mad in this post is baffling

>whe dont know why this happened therefore god did this

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yeah, but atheist really needs an organization? i mean, can't you just stop believing in God and that's all? you need to brag and reunite like an AA meeting?
alot of these atheist folks "praises" science as the way to go, but science is actually just another form of religion, with preachers and dogmas, like, hey atoms do this and that yet quantum physics contradicts scientific laws.

Lol that guy is such a tool, would love to see him try to pull this stupid shit against Islam

Coward

it's the ones who grew up going to church and miss the community feeling, or just want that community experience

It's not dogma if the only reason people believe it is because of evidence, science is fickle as fuck. As soon as something is proven to be false it's immediately thrown out

They must constantly reinforce their (dis)beliefs. Its kind of how mantras work.

Honestly because I read the books and watched the TV show and movie first the radio series was really quite strange to me because it was so different, like having Arthur being competent and so accepting of his situation. It was like going back to see the unbroadcast pilot later.

>Also the radio series of Dirk Gently starring Harry Enfield and Billy Boyd is incredible, they put so much work into making it (surround sound, a great score, a top notch cast, sound design that puts movies to shame) but somehow most people have never heard of it.
There's one thing science gives that religion cannot. Results.

That's where your caricatural view of what a religious person is showing. It looks like you think religious people still go "Hmm black holes? Yeah, that must be the god of the underworld manifesting itself". Again, in my original post, I said science and religion are not incompatible, you can very well accept that evolution is real, that the universe is working on a set of laws (that we may or may not ever crack), while also believing that there is some form of transcendent being overlooking the whole thing.

this is the most burger post im going to read today. i need to take a shower

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>, while also believing that there is some form of transcendent being overlooking the whole thing.

And why exactly would I come up with this completely unproven and unhelpful additional premise?

There is no "mystery of religion", religion actively opposes the idea of mystery.

>but science is actually just another form of religion

Oh Jesus Christ I'm so sick of people saying this mid boggling stupid statement. It's like you all just hear it from each other and just repeat it without thinking about what utter nonsense just passed through your brains.

lel

science is measuring
if you're not happy you can measure things yourself

Nice banter

>And why exactly would I come up with this completely unproven and unhelpful additional premise?
Well, it is, by all means, unhelpful... if you are a mere animal whose purpose is nothing more than to devour and defecate

Because people need unproven premises to do away with the stuff science can not explain. That it's unhelpful is entirely subjective to you, however.

>worshiping the goddess of greed
SAD!

LE ATHEISTS ARE SO REDDIT LOL LMAO XD

LE REDDIT! XD!

I don't think you have good reading comprehension.

I'm fully baked and out
See ya.

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I see what you did there

Hugh is a great watch. Very well put together and relaxing fellow. Glad I could recommend something

Well, I don't. Many of my friends don't. Why do you think questions that are not (yet) answered are so hard to bear?

It's unhelpful because it has no explanatory power on its own.

Her primary lesson was not to disincentive success and hard work. Look at today's poor people and tell me she was wrong.

LIFE FACT: You get more of what you reward and less of what you punish.

Big bang was already debunked, its pretty retarded anyway.

This is precisely why religion is cancer, its not the harmless belief in fairytales that helps one cope with harsh reality but the mindset that makes one derieve self-worth not from his own capacity, the awesome potential of his mind, the eons of astonishing achievements and inventions; but rather the supreme supernatural being whose divine mandate is the only thing that in their eyes separates us from cattle.

>Cyclical universe and Big Bang work hand in hand. The Big Bang happens after a periodic great crunch when the universe begins to compress itself again.
>Still believes in this shit
>While distancing of galaxies, instead of slowing down like it should, accelerates instead
You.fucking.lobotomized.cretin.

It's not debunked, but it isn't set in stone either. There's a lot of evidence for it, but there could be another explanation

>it has no explanatory power on its own.
that's true, that's why faith is so important, it's the thing by which the premise takes all of its importance.
>Why do you think questions that are not (yet) answered are so hard to bear?
Because those questions affect our daily lives directly, or used to. If you were a caveman and you'd see the duality of lightning, that can both gift you with fire or fry you to a crisp, you'd want to have an understanding of it by any means necessary. Since we didn't know about electricity, religion became the next best thing. Nowadays, a lot of what religion does is tackle not so much natural phenomena (science has got us pretty well covered), but rather interpersonal shit or how to be happy in your life altogether, big unknowns even today for many people

1 > 3 > 2 > YZPiS > 5 > 4

Both Dirk Gently books would rank about 3rd place in that list, the first being the better of the two.

Salmon of Doubt just makes me sad.

>larping as a butthurt christian
>in 2019

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and death, of course

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Can you prove it doesnt exist?

God matter and universe design wise points that it does.

oh yeah, it's a philosophical "view" which is pretty much a belief. they believe that they don't believe and do

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>OMG SCIENCE IS AMAZING
its shit from an ontological perspective, yeah great, we're a meaningless transitory coalition of atoms in a universe that will eventually decay to the point where atoms can no longer form, fantastic, how inspiring

Just read philosophy instead, use religious texts as a source of ethical philosophy, not as the word of a literal god

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>success and hard work
you forgot exploits

>Look at today's poor people and tell me she was wrong.
>implying you can't be poor and work hard
>implying everyone is created equal

Holding individualist beliefs is so easy when you're blessed with "the genes".

So yes, at the end, you view yourself as a simple animal whose purpose is to devour and defecate.

I think you are confused.

Ethical philosophy of 2000 year old sand jews who told you to stone your sister if she had premarital sex.

I'd rather not know something instead of putting my money on make-believe fallacies.

atheism is a form of jewish trickery

not everyone has time to learn and read philosophy in their lives. Shit is a pretty big investment. It also lacks the other side advantages religion can bring (belonging to a cummunity, the emotional aspect of religion most people experience when they are believers). It is a very rational choice when you think about it.

no, you're a being capable of incredible achievements, of creating wonders and forging epics and what separates you from lowly animals is the power of your mind, your self-worth should be derived from your accomplishments and it is yours and yours alone, achieved by you rather than bestowed upon you by a supreme being.
>le hat meme
what year is this ?

Yet we're all lucky enough that by chance there's a small planet orbiting an average star on the edge of the milky way on which life has chanced itself into being. By a chain of extremely unlikely events, against all odds, you're here on a malaysian foot fetish forum

It actually originated largely from H*ndu belief systems and gained more prominence in XIX century. H*ndu garbage itself spread in the west thanks to Vivekananda

consciousness is a curse
this place is like the memory of a forum, and the memory is fading

True, exploits are a real thing and that is what one should try to stop ... not institutionalizing the theft from those that do things.

I am in favor of things like financial safety nets etc but socialism destroys societies. The intelligent answer is to incorporate the good parts of both (like we do in America).

>blessed genes reeeee

Victim mentality destroys the desire and ability to excel. You will forever focus on blaming things/people instead of moving forward. You mentors have done the greatest disservice to you.

>your self-worth should be derived from your accomplishments and it is yours and yours alone, achieved by you rather than bestowed upon you by a supreme being.
>Literal satan words
Well, no wonder Gnostards viewed it as an benevolent entity

>""""christian"""" larping

Very ironic coming from a Christian, aka semitic lapdog.

>still misses the point

in the context of the bible satan is indeed the good guy who aims to take the wool off man's eyes and libertate him from ignorance

no, i dont believe i have but try again by all means

>imagine being a christcuck believing in eternal suffering and worship of a mad king, laughing at the people who made the tech you use to shitpost this spewege while taking medication these same people prescribed for you, etc

This desu.

>being this ignorant in biblical and patristic teachings

>To me, the fact that evolution works and natural checks and balances in nature is God’s design.
You have to look past the bias of human perspective. You see order and beauty because our evolved minds are conditioned to see things a certain way. If you talk about everything "just working", you are implying that there is some sort of goal and it's essentially presupposing that the universe was "supposed" to be this way. You can imagine any other universe with any number of differences from ours. That universe is equally as unique and unlikely as this one, and that universe's elements work perfectly creating that universe. Of course they do, it's essential, it's mundane. You're basically saying "this universe is perfect at being this universe".

>tfw tired of this mortal coil
free me science

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>physical laws can't be logical unless there is a creator to give them harmony and universal application
This might be the dumbest theist argument I have read.

>being this blind
see the light my child

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i dont take medication, mutt

>libertate him from ignorance
exactly, ignorance is a blessing, science is literally the workings of the devil

>like we do in America
Is that a joke?

Also,
Statistics are real, deal with it. It's pure realism.

>Hohol

The books were good. Only funny part in the movie is when ford tries to shake hands with an oncoming car

>uncredentialed roach running state-sponsored organization from a muslim hellhole towing the government line of shoving religious agenda down citizen's throats
It'd be funny if it wasn't so depressing.

>God does not have omnipotence
>God created everything, knows exactly what will happen, and has the power to change it all but chooses not to
Pick one.

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>want to have an understanding of it by any means necessary
In what way is making up an arbitrary explanation and sticking with it "having an understanding"? It does have any of the benefits of a legitimate understanding. Accepting your ignorance leaves room to learn, which is how we developed the ability to harness electricity and protect against its dangers.