Literally "Iron-Man Jr."

>he's not even the right age or build
How?
Spiderman has been in high school before
In lots of comics he's skinny and gangly

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>why can't you play with me pls no bully :(

fag

I liked it. After the suck fest that was Black Panther and Captain Marvel I figured the MCU was done. But Far From Home was great, and was the most comic bookie comic book movie in a long while. I even grew to like the new Mary Jane, she didn't get enough screen time in the last one to really sell me on her but her bigger role in this film helped change my mind. She is very different from comic MJ (a character that has had a lot of changes herself over the years) but if it's done well like it was in this film then that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Yeah, the turn spidey into a fucking bland shitter.

Don't need to buddy, shit and autistic comeback

He's not a midget though. I used to collect those cards in the early 90s and he was never a manlet. He was always king of tablets or taller. He was more agile than frisky.

Imagine watching capeshit

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>I liked it.
>Far From Home was great
>I even grew to like the new Mary Jane, she didn't get enough screen time in the last one to really sell me on her but her bigger role in this film helped change my mind.

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I think you'd be hard pressed to find a BETTER Spider-Man than Garfield.

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*king of manlets

Only in the ultimate universe but that’s also the universe where he gets replaced by a nigger so it doesn’t matter

>But Far From Home was great, and was the most comic bookie comic book movie in a long while. I even grew to like the new Mary Jane, she didn't get enough screen time in the last one to really sell me on her but her bigger role in this film helped change my mind.
kek

>Spider-Man has always had weird high tech suits

What the FUCK?
Every time someone will come along and use like 2 short lived, poorly received instance of a character that has been in print for like 50+ years and say THEY ALWAYS DID THIS BULLSHIT. Well fuck it then, why don't we give Spider-Man a car that can dive up walls "HE'S ALWAYS HAD ONE"

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MCU Spiderman is such a shit. At least Garfield movies have peak Emma in it.

it wasn't that bad until mysterio revealed spider-man is peter parker
not gonna see the next one

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IMO it was bad until that reveal

You do realize the creator of the character said Tom Holland was the exact build he envisioned when he created him, right? It’s on Stan Lee’s twitter, you can find it if you look

>Every time someone will come along and use like 2 short lived, poorly received instance of a character that has been in print for like 50+ years and say THEY ALWAYS DID THIS BULLSHIT. Well fuck it then, why don't we give Spider-Man a car that can dive up walls "HE'S ALWAYS HAD ONE"
The Spider-Buggy was one of the best parts of Old Man Logan though.

That’s a real r(eddit)oundabout way of saying you like blacking yet another prominent redhead character.

I'm 5'10 and thats that, will work on those other things though Diez

>Hey Stan, we know you’re too old to give a shit about it but we’ll give you millions of dollars for cameos and also you have to say that we make the best movies and it’s what you’ve wanted all along.
Yeah I mean he wasn’t getting any younger and for a million dollars you’d probably say just about anything.

>upset with how the movie is written

>attacks the actor because of it

I cant imagine being as dumb as you.

Stan hadnt touchrx his Twitter for years. He was senile and even accused disney of hacking his tweets when he found out there was A PR team managing it.

peter hasn't accomplished anything at all on his own at this point basically. iron man had to clean up everything including vulture and now he's just riding on iron man tech

If the Spider buggy or any variation is in Spider-Man 3 I'm blaming you and people like you.

And cave dwelling retard incest hillbilly Hulk family was the BEST part of Old Man Logan. But the buggy wasn't bad.

did you guys count how many times iron man was brought up in the film? I lost count about 3/4 of the way through

>millenial spider man
>with great power comes great responsibility
>if your enemies ever knew who you were they would get to you through your loved ones
>being a hero and having a normal life are mutually exclusive and you must constantly struggle between selfish desires and selfless sacrifice
>the girl I love wants to be with me but I have to keep her away to keep her from harm

>zoomer spiderman
>WHOA MISTER STARK THIS SUIT IS SO LIT WATCH ME DAB ON THESE CROOKS LOL SELFIE HASHTAG WEB HEADS
>SUP CRAZY PEEPS I'M PETER PARKER AKA SPIDER MAN LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY SOCIAL MEDIA
>MAN THERE'S LOTS OF HOT MUTT NIGGERS AT THIS SCHOOL LET'S FUCK I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES
>BEING A SUPER HERO IS SO AWESOME NO RESPONSIBILITIES OR ANYTHING WHACK LIKE THAT WHY EVEN WORRY ABOUT THE LITTLE GUY NEW YORK IS GENTRIFIED AND SOME SPACE TYRANT WILL KILL HALF THE LIFE IN THE GALAXY SO WHO CARES ABOUT MISSING CLASS TO STOP MUGGINGS LOL

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gingers deserve the rope, soulless abominations that they are

Unironically this

Think you got that anagram the wrong way, buddy.

ah yes the geriatric senile stan lee who was struggling to remember his own name when he signed comic books and was being abused and coached by his family to shill for shekels says Disney's spider boy is the best spider boy so that means the litany of flaws and poor choices in the MCU spider man films don't matter

yeah, this.

>accused disney of hacking his tweets when he found out there was A PR team managing it.
holy fucking shit based stan

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