EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!

Their popularity tanked since trump and hulk battle

Slave Vs Slave Owner

>Yo Yo Yo, my hut is too small
>If I was let out of chains I'd play basketball

The earlier battles are older and collected more views since than.
And their viewsnumbers are still good regarding how long they do this.

Yea Forums rap battle /pol/ edition when?

EPPIC ..........RAP......... BATTLES.........OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!

JANNY!
VERSHUS
PEPE!

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[Pepe]
Listen here jannie, I'm about to tell a tale
Of a little NEET virgin whose life is an epic fail
I love Sneed and Bane, i gotta get my meme fix
And you know I hate gooks, faggots, niggers, and spics
Honnies sayin' I'm based, honnies say I'm redpilled
Honnies see me spitting bars at some loser gettin' grilled
I'm gettin' litty! Pour a drink in my cup
Looks like someone posted doggy doo, SO FUCKING CLEAN IT UP!

[Janny]
Let this be a warning.
My job isn't rewarding
I never really want to wake up in the morning.
I got fatty flabs, Hot Pockets are a must
And my fingers are always greasy from the fuckin' Cheeto dust.
I might not get paid, yeah I do it for free
but learn your fucking lesson: don't mess with me
Imma ban you
Imma ban you
Imma ban you
CUZ I AM A BAD JEW!

[Pepe]
Is that all you got?
your rap game is weak
Ban me! I don't give a fuck
I'll use a proxy for a week.
When I make a new thread you better bet it be a sticky
And then I BTFO all those shills that work for Mickey
I'll tell you one more time
my rhymes are prime
I get paid with (You)s and you don't even get a dime
Your mom just called and I gotta take a piss
So call me Sam Raimi. HOW'D I GET AWAY WITH THIS?

[Janny]
MOM! This guy is being mean to me
He gets all the chicks, and all I got is weeb 2D
Wait a sec, I gotta take a breath. My asthma's gettin' bad
I really hate that I'm a virgin, I'm jealous you're a chad
Will this be the night
Should I get my noose
Wait, that's not right
It couldn't hold me, it's no use
Guess I'll go get my dad's gun and pull the trigger
BANG

[Pepe]
FUCK NIGGERS

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIcRAPbATTLESoFHiSTROY

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sneed vs. moe

other than normalfag bullshit

Where's the vocaroo? Someone do it already!

>You wanna talk about misogyny?
>Your Bill is worse than Cosby
>He left a mess in that dress
>LIKE YOU LEFT IN BENGHAZI

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Ebin simply ebin

wikipedia this wikipedia that

this

>the thinner one pulling a face while dressed as Moe shouting "WITH THIS GUCCI LOAFER UP YA ASS" as a verse ends
10/10, would upboat

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

BANE!

VERSUS

CIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

BEGIN!

[CIA: Verse 1]
First one to rap, gets to stay in this battle
I heard you got hired guns, I herd ‘em like cattle
Get ‘em on board, I’ll call Ittin, and we’ll take off in my plane,
The extreme pain plan I filed lists........ BANE?!!!!!!
When I pull the mask off, would you like a tissue when you cry?
Open the door, get on the floor, I’ll shoot my gun out in the sky,
Then I’ll throw you out my aircraft, Smee and Maimen will watch you die
You think you can crash this plane? I’d like to see you try
So go ahead....... You’re a big guy!

[Bane: Verse 1]
Admirable, but mishtaken
You remind me of Bruce Wayne
Tell me, why would someone shoot a man
Before throwing him out of a plane?
You know how to bust a cap You should learn how to bust a rhyme
When this battle is in ashes,
You have my permission to die!
I drop so many hot bars,
The fire’s temperature will rise,
No one cared who I was,
Till I put on this disguise,
I was born in darkness
Moulded by darkness
But then I saw the light,
Now’s not the time for fear,
But for CIA’s final flight.

[CIA: Verse 2]
Who paid you to rap? Dr. Pavel?
Your rhymes is lame, shout out to Tayne
Can I get a hat wobble?
This may be my final flight, but let’s not forget
How a big guy like you, got sent to his death,
You almost had Gotham, but got killed by a cat!
You don’t need superpowers, to break the back of a bat [Ozzy Osbourne cameos]
If you want to see power, just check out my stance!
So Bane, I’ll give you one last chance,
Tell me about yourself, why do you wear the mask?

[Bane: Verse 2]
Last verse I went easy
But now the devil shall appear,
Your punishment must be much, much more severe!
I’ll give littlefinger a paper cut and watch him bleed,
And chuck him out his aircraft like it was purchased by Sneed!
You may have came in a plane, but you’ll be leaving in a hearse,
Now let me crash this verse,
WITH ONE SURVIVOR!

WHO CRASHED?!
WHO’S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

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>Well I Wikipedia this.
>You Wikipedia can't!
>I Wikipedia here.
>You Wikipedia there.
>Oh, and did I mention that I Wikipedia?

Nioce!

That is? There is nothing that is not mainstream anymore

Anne Frank vs. Filthy Frank

>Filthy Frank
summer is here

When the fuck are we getting the football v football battle
>Lionel Messi vs. Tom Brady
>then bring in a star of the only real football: Australian
>GARY FUCKING ABLETT SENIOR

this was there last really good one, because it was edgy

Wikipedia vs. Khan Academy.

Chernobyl vs Fukushima
Optimus Prime vs Captain America
Scarlet Witch versus Zatanna
Harvey Weinstein vs Epstein

vocaroo this

Why did he make the face Silvio from the Sopranos makes?

well i vocaroo that

Funny that they tried to make Trump seem like the loser in this battle but he's way better than Clinton in it.

Because nobody cares.

They talk shit about Trump, like all the media...in the end everyknow how end this

It's even funnier when you realize they already had Trump before but changed who played him for this battle because Lloyd always plays the asshole characters.

He makes that "I really need a shit" face no matter who he plays.

Adolf Hitler
VERSUS
Mayer Amschel Rothschild

Kino
Just like in the debates

Reddit crap
Sage

As well his eyes can only make two emotions, angry and default.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SAGE
VS
BUMP

CHUCK VS SNEED

Based user!

Tranny Jannies vs. Based Jannies.

Trick question, there are no based jannies.

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>rap battle
kys with your ghetto cancer.

CANCER
VERSUS
AIDS

blacks vs civilization

remember after the election that fag that runs the channel posted a video oh him playing the guitar in front of the camera and they went on hiatus for months? it broke them

Bump

Oh fuck, someone needs to get working on this.

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it tanked a long time before that zoomie

youtu.be/iOl_i1SFzRU

Dandolo vs Alexios
youtube.com/watch?v=yH5ccW1_DUg

why is Yea Forums suddenly into ERB?

EPPIC ..........RAP......... BATTLES.........OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!

JANNY!
VERSHUS
PEPE!

bbbbbbbBBBBBBBBEGIN

[Pepe]
Listen here jannie, I'm about to tell a tale
Of a little NEET virgin whose life is an epic fail
I love Sneed and Bane, i gotta get my meme fix
And you know I hate gooks, faggots, niggers, and spics
Honnies sayin' I'm based, honnies say I'm redpilled
Honnies see me spitting bars at some loser gettin' grilled
I'm gettin' litty! Pour a drink in my cup
Looks like someone posted doggy doo, SO FUCKING CLEAN IT UP!

[Janny]
Let this be a warning.
My job isn't rewarding
I never really want to wake up in the morning.
I got fatty flabs, Hot Pockets are a must
And my fingers are always greasy from the fuckin' Cheeto dust.
I might not get paid, yeah I do it for free
but learn your fucking lesson: don't mess with me
Imma ban you
Imma ban you
Imma ban you
CUZ I AM A BAD JEW!

[Pepe]
Is that all you got?
your rap game is weak
Ban me! I don't give a fuck
I'll use a proxy for a week.
When I make a new thread you better bet it be a sticky
And then I BTFO all those shills that work for Mickey
I'll tell you one more time
my rhymes are prime
I get paid with (You)s and you don't even get a dime
Your mom just called and I gotta take a piss
So call me Sam Raimi. HOW'D I GET AWAY WITH THIS?

[Janny]
MOM! This guy is being mean to me
He gets all the chicks, and all I got is weeb 2D
Wait a sec, I gotta take a breath. My asthma's gettin' bad
I really hate that I'm a virgin, I'm jealous you're a chad
Will this be the night
Should I get my noose
Wait, that's not right
It couldn't hold me, it's no use
Guess I'll go get my dad's gun and pull the trigger
BANG

[Pepe]
FUCK NIGGERS

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIcRAPbATTLESoFHiSTROY

Shill thread.
Next rap battle comes in 1 day - 15 hours.

WELL I WIKIPEDIA

fuck off, they gave trump fire lines

>Let me just say I respect all females
>But your rhymes are trash
>Put 'em next to your emails

>'Cause this whole system's rigged and we all know the riggers
>For the last eight years, this country's been run by ******

wow how did they get away with that one I didn't think they'd call out the jews like that

/pol/ vs JIDF

>don't watch the videos but participate in the thread

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