Are american girls really this slutty?

are american girls really this slutty?

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Girls that do this always end up 16 with a black child in their womb.

Lmao I like how there's a black girl for the black kid

It was a different time

>sheboon ruining the view.

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This episode gave me my first real boner

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Wholesome and soulful boatgirls
Vile braindead yachtwhores

Why does the black girl look about 30?

>that episode where Malcolm fucks some whore at Burning Man

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I would have so much anxiety on that boat I would probably have a panic attack

>Blue bikini's undertitty
That's the stuff.

>that slut on the left at the end of the webm
so goddamn smug and knows how hot she is. goddamn, i want her to call me scum.

I got anxiety just from them looking at the camera my dude

Blondie or Brunette anons?

There have been rumours about what was going on during Malcolm in the Middle. not saying bryan is a kiddy diddler, but producers probably did something that has fucked the kids up permanently, causing dewey's actor to take his own life...

Everyone still pretends dewey is alive... the kid is dead ffs. let him rest in peace

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Cheerleader effect

F

Saw a Muslim girl in a linen dress with gold lace, and a silky hijab after a day of seeing clones of these women everywhere at the beach. I grew so tired of seeing the same fucking thing every day every summer for years, that when I saw this girl I thought she was far more beautiful than all I saw that day.

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Holy shit I forgot that happened. Who allowed an episode about teenage Malcolm going to burning man to fuck a junkie?

yeah but they're fat and ugly

based

what the fuck jojo?

>Jordyn Jones will never EVER sit on your face
why even live bros?

Kys

no, way worse

:(

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SHE WAS FOR MALCOM

Not even joking, what fucking value do girls like these have in modern society except for being literal modern whores? 99% of the women I know are actually university graduates or have some other type of job where they act like normal and productive human beings without slutting themselves out over social media. What the fuck is wrong with unintelligent bitches nowadays? Why are they so fucking insecure?

>few years ago before I met my current gf
>meet a hot chick
>make out with her etc
>after a few months, she tells me she was actually trying to sound more intelligent while she was talking to me because she felt she was intellectually inferior
Why not just be yourself and not try to seek other people's validation? Social media has fucked up society as a whole so hard, it's insane

Stevie would've shown them all why he's known as "Cuntfister" in certain parts.

and thats a good thing

Holy shit dude don’t shoot up anyone

I-I-I won't. In all seriousness though, I just feel sorry for Insta thots and all the hoes I see in my gym

>that slight jiggle

Dear fucking god.

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dont do it!

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jojo for president

>implying Lois didn't from the beginning

too lazy

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jojo is literally lp bros

jojo for pres

lexee for vp

too much baggage

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I wanna breed JJ so bad

Serial killer alert! Misogyny is the first step towards murdering women. You’ve already committed crimes in your head and I hope you go to prison before you do any more harm you disgusting man.

i wanna have sex sooooo bad

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>implying he didn't get them all using wheelchair sympathy points

jojo and lexee will save the white race

All girls love being hot or at least trying/pretending to be. I (a 27yr old man) know dozens of women who are educated and have good jobs that require intelligence, and they still go out and be boat whores or flaunt their shit with other hot girls. Its just something they do if they are hot, intelligent or not. Ive been boating with with girls like that several times (never so many at once and there are always a couple uggos), they just let loose a bit.

>he thinks only dumb women are whores or act like it
Literal retard.

Which couple is the femdom one?

I wish I was teenager growing up in 10's. I was in HS in middle oughts and even then girls were prefectly whoresome. I imagine now it's a Chuck's establishment 24/7

yes, and if you are brown and they deny you sex youre legally allowed to behead them

just calm down and aim the gun the other way

not what stats say

a better time

>small tiddy big tushy
perfect

Yes.

I really dont understand how there are virgins in the US. Every time I've been, white american women have thrown themselves at me.
American girls are easy, this is known the world over.

based negro

what a life

indeed

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reported to cyberpolice

Imagine being the lucky chad who gets to fuck this little blonde sextoy everyday

How tall is she?

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That's just poor camera work.

she's not

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5'0

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why do you think there are so many single moms?

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Been on Yea Forums long enough to watch Jojo and Lexee turn into your average skilless American whore in front of my eyes

Target spotted

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i never got why there's so much stuff about underage boys trying to get sex on murican tv

(and thats a good thing)

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The smell !

Life is unfair

I wish OP, I wish.

>wait, where are you guys going?
Can't he remember?

You give your own answer. If they are below average intelligent (so that's 50% of women right there), all they have is their body. Thus they get super insecure.

Men can at least still do hard labor, women either have brains or they have boobs. Some have neither.

I am not sure he is dead but he once stated that everyone on set was really nice, but his parents were apparently atrocious to him. Bryan and Jane were apparently like actual parents to him during the time of the show.

>he hasn’t taken the bookish hot chick pill yet
all grown women like to cut loose, but not all dance around like infants on boats

This thread killed my morning wood. If trash like this turns you on youre part of the problem

Why?
If you're lucky you get a woman who is somewhat good at it, but most likely you get some fucking roastie who by definition of experience should be good at it, but somehow even though she's given up her pussy for fucking free for years and with multiple partners she's god awful at it (see: starfish), basically making her nothing more than an old cumdumpster.
Jack off, then go do better things with a clear head.

It's from a time where most teenagers used to have sex. Zoomers wouldn't understand.

God the thing I would do to that delicious tight little body.

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There's no need for teenagers to have sex. It just leads to mental issues. I unironically believe the legal age for sex should be 20 to protect youth development.

And anyone who breaks this should be shot dead.

jordyn needs to lay off the burgers

MITM is so unequivocally based holy shit what a great show

The actor who played Francis was always a handsome son of a bitch

>thought thread would be about comfy Malcom in the Middle
>just horny anons posting instagram thots
gay

That pool looks far too shallow to be doing that jump.

imagine the smell

It's not like it was a dive, you pussy.

>Jack off, then go do better things with a clear head.

based

HONK HONK

based

I hate whores so goddamn much. I hope super gonorrhea will eat away at their already STD-ridden vaginas.

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>not being here since bellatap
good thing he killed himself, I’m sure he would have by now if he hadn’t then seeing what a soulless whore with a manjaw bella turned into

That's some nice bow fluff

i dont think i've ever said this unironically but please have sex you involuntary celibate

Do pedos even need to try nowadays? Realistically they gould get all of their spank material on tiktok without ever having to go to jail

with a show on MTV

because she was 40

Calm the fuck down and eat your bagel

Girls always mold themselves to what they think the guy likes. If they think the guy likes smart women they'll try to sound smart. If they think he likes dumb bitches they will dumb down. It's just female tricks, even the confession was a trick. Never believe anything that comes out of a woman's mouth.

What were they putting in the water in the 90's?

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Whores dress much more slutty now, they just don't have sex.

I mean why would you bother having sex when men on social media will pay you money for selfies.

I have played way too many videogames and movies to see any appeal in yacht girl lifestyles. It's just so vapid to me. Like aren't they interested in anything except standing around in bikinis? Are their brains really that empty ?

Look at the color of the shirts vs the bikinis. There is a match for each boy.
Also, black girl is sitting down, Stevie is in a wheelchair.

God this show was good.

Its not that less sex is being had, infact theres much more sex being had
Its that less people are having sex

like an example
20 people having sex once each is 10 instances of sex since it takes 2 people to sucessfully complete a sex.
however
if you have 4 people having sex 10 times each you get 20 instances of sex

More sex is being had, but less people are having it

Source?

nice source

source is your mom, ask her about all the sex we had

it's like they are looking at their genderswapped versions lmao

would you have sex with a female clone of yourself?

Unironically yes

Ironically no

I don't think you know what clone means

Well then neither of us would be virgins.

Female clone of myself would look exactly like my mom, so no

all the chromosomes would be yours just the x would be doubled

RIP Dewey

fkn noice, they're also in the same order, based on hair colour.

All women are inherently like this, most men to incidentally.
Different societies just control it to varying degrees

kek excellent meta user

And I should add that women will overwhelmingly follow societal norms.
Degenerate society=degenerate women

All of them were made for getting impregnated by faceless old men.

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FUCK WOMEN. THIS IS HOW 99% OF THE WOMEN USED TO LOOK LIKE BEFORE THE DAWN OF MAKE UP AND HAIR PRODUCTS.

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How was this OK? That kid looks like he's 13. Imagine if the roles were reversed, that shit woudln't fly

>photograph
>before the *dawn* of make up

Take that back all women are queens!

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but none of the boys are wearing a green shirt

pajeets leave

Those bitches and whores are definitely wearing make up. Even 200,000 years ago women could only resort to withholding sex to get their way

>being attracted to post pubescent breeding age females is pedophilia

are you against gender roles?

THE QUACKS WOULD EXPAND.

source is sexless males being 50% of the population, while women never have this issue

>linen dress with gold lace, and a silky hijab

She will definitely be getting stoned. With stones, not with drugs. Those muzzies are weird anyway, go on youtube there's a million vids of them doing whore make up. And go on periscope, set it to dubai and see dozens of these whores getting mad about being filmed slutting it up.

user, I'm sensing some suppressed rage towards women in this post. Or perhaps, suppressed internalised rage, because you know you couldn't even so much as talk to women like that.
>Why are they so fucking insecure.
user, I feel like this statement is aimed less at the women, and more at your reflection in the mirror.
>current gf
>ex gf
There's no need to lie here user. You don't need to pretend. We understand. Many of us are in the same, or similar positions or have been in the past. I suggest you look inward and be honest about your own flaws, and what you can do about them. And if you truly believe there is nothing you can do that will improve your ability to interact with women, that you instead seek out self improvement in other areas.

is the brunette pissfu from Westworld too?

nice source

fuck off /pol/incel

today.com/health/americans-are-having-less-sex-here-s-why-it-matters-t151817


dilate

nice source

holy shit is is

That's a lot of women I wouldn't meet or bring home to my mum

>after a few months, she tells me she was actually trying to sound more intelligent while she was talking to me because she felt she was intellectually inferior


That's really cute though.

pic related is like the equivalent of fat 30 year old women that call you a racist misogynist.

LMAO at his fragile little waist, he's like a cartoon

nice spacing!

Same format I've been using on this site for years, and I'll continue to do so. Never used reddit.

nice!

it's not that his waist is too small, his shoulders are very broad befiting of a chad

fatty cope

Das racist.

>With stones, not with drugs.

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>every single one of these teenage girls is wearing a thong
I blame the parents and (((them)))

I see all the yachting, ie prostitution is paying off, seeing as she (her dad) can afford beach front property

that's a good whore cope, imagine an honorable man pointing out degeneracy being comparable to serial killing

Nobody cares camelfucker, there is nothing classy about your sand culture.

you just know they all have black boyfriends

jesus those early 00's bikinis are disgusting

wtf kek

>every single one of these teenage girls is wearing a thong
And that's a good thing

>99% of the women I know are actually university graduates or have some other type of job where they act like normal and productive human beings

Nice try rabbi!, women as a productive human beings...you can fool the UN but not Yea Forums

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GHOD I HATE MYESLF AND WANT TO DIE SO RONERY

Is this real footage or a TV show?

COPE

isn't his a rental property frequently used in porn shoots?

Jj has such a sad looking ass

Try having sex

Do mediocre to attractive women have any hobbies other than flaunting their bodies? I'm not complaining, but it seems like a very empty meaningless nihilistic existence.

inb4: have sex and cringe

amateur wind quintets

These are instathots tho.

JJ is top qt 3.14

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Can a woman drink a four loko without passing out?
Chad probably gave them all a couple of those and they were all on his dick in a few minutes.

More of her?

the elites are gonna have their hands all over them

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Watermelon

>future tense
lol

tits or ass Yea Forums?

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Do you people just get jealous of just watching people live life on easymode for just being good looking/born rich?

All while wasting away arguing about stupid bullshit on this website while people like these would probably cringe at the thought of an existence like ours.

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truly what is the point

>those guys looking on in the background, probably the s 0 y friends of the girls licking this moron
ffs

Yes but somehow we ultimately have the last laugh.

>are american girls really this slutty?
yes unfortunately

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No largely cuz I grew up poor and all my friends are rich and they had way worse childhoods that will probably keep thrm in therapy for quite a while. In my experience rich parents either over parent or are more absent than a black father.

Yea i get pretty jealous because i wanna be one of them

You want to be a boat whore? Why would you not want to own the yacht and the rich house while fucking boat whores?

I get it. It's that familiarity. You grow desensitized and then the new becomes exciting and beautiful, especially when done classy like that.

It's not just American woman. All woman are whores without exception. Never forget that.

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Yeah i rather be that guy but that requires work, dedication and great deal of luck. Also i wanna be a cute pretty bimbo like Jordyn

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Based and red-pilled.

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lol no

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Do you have the webm where she goes to a rave?

don't we all

Why are 90% of men just complete lapdogs to women? It’s the entire reason they act like this in the first place, because you will bend over backwards to defend shitty behavior from them even if you don’t personally know the girl. Just look at this website for instance. Nigger? based. Kike? redpilled. Spic, tranny, faggot, soiguzzler? awesome! But don’t you dare say anything about the nature of women or you are a psychotic incel! I promise you the ones calling you incel or defending random women anonymously on the internet have never actually had sex or talked to a female other than their mom.

>are american girls really this slutty?
No, you're just autistic and can't understand what normal people mean. You need a translation.

These girls are messing with them. They're virgins, they realise these are nerdy boys, they tease them because it's fun to have that power over boys. Boys who can't handle it generally are insecure incels and are worthless pieces of shit at best, and psychotic killers in the becoming at worst. So that girl banter serves to weed out boys who are worth it and boys who deserve to dwell in the basement.

Have sex, incel.

Everything is about looks. If they were good looking the girls wouldn’t have even teased them in the first place and there wouldn’t be a need to “handle it.” Literally everything is looks.

Love how this makes incels seethe. You guys are pathetic. The alpha reaction is to get turned on by horny women. You guys just start autisming out and imagining that these women are like this all the time and must be sluts because they're horny and licked a stripper during a girls party.

It's obvious why no woman wants to lick you.

Men throw each other under the bus to get pussy, i hate it. Jealousy, fear of not belonging and being lesser in worth is what it is. Not even the pussy or the fucking itself. Its the competition...

Like a stripper is being judged on his stance on feminism and not just his body...

That's the excuse you feed yourself so you can justify not trying. Unfortunately for you, I'm not an incel and I have experience.

I don't look good at all and yet I have been in passionate relationships with extremely hot and intelligent women. You know what I had? A fucking personallity.

Stop projecting your own standards on women. YOU only care for looks, moron, but that doesn't mean women do. It's you who does, faggot. Handle your shit, punk.

Based boomer dabbing on his failure of a son.
He did nothing wrong.

Men don't. That's what makes them desired by women, who will then fight for them. Stop selling yourself short and then whine like a bitch that women don't give you any worth.

You have to give it to yourself first.

both

The sluttiest women I've known were Australian. Well I guess that would be slavs but slav women seem to turn to sex work out of poverty and desperation, aussie girls are just sluts for the fun of it.

my gf started wearing thongs when she was 13

A better time.

audibly laughed from this. keep up the shitposting

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Not him but you are fucking delusional and likely one of the people doing it if you outright deny that it occurs.

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>Can a woman drink a four loko without passing out?
I'm 6 feet 200 pounds and it took me about several months before I can have two four loko's without passing out

>people like these would probably cringe at the thought of an existence like ours
The feeling is mutual

delusional

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>just a few years ago you could get a cp ban for posting a cap from her banji videos
damn bros it feels like it was only yesterday

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that other boat has a whole film crew in it with a steady cam rig

>lois actor still hot
mommy still got it!

If you're going to be this kind of person at least do IT so you will make 90K while Chad became an accountant with his piss easy bachelors and make 45K and you can laugh your ass off. That is the only way this ends well for people on Yea Forums.

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lois wasn't that bad

I think there's another one, same outfit, but outside

really? assuming they are all paid, I wouldn't even know where to begin lol.

what the fuuuuuuuuuck. how is this a controversial thing to say? please go back to leeddit you fucking fucks.

>Jordyn Jones (* 13. März 2000 in Kalamazoo, Michigan)

Close call

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Roastie hunt when?

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This is funny however I just want to say that its possible that women look at a body like this and think that since he had the dedication and work ethic to look this good and they know how many hours he must've went to a gym its possible that he changed out of a child rapist to being a potential at least pump and dump.

I'm just miring the guy's body and am glad for him that he put so much work into it and is now pulling bitches

no homo

These are gold. Keeps me motivated st the gym. I know il never be sexual rapist tier but at least il be fuckable

FLUORIDE

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This angers the pathetic black boi lol

Being a whore once means you're a whore. You don't take a dick in your ass and it's all fine and dandy because you're "not like this all the time". He's not a stripper, either. He's literally just a random dude. A youtuber. They're licking a complete stranger's body just because he has a good body. They're whores, mate. There's no two ways about it.

>the alpha reaction is to get turned on when women are giving someone else horny attention
literal cuckold.

Lmao what a sad coping fatass, your post is the equivalent of fat girls calling themselves curvy and normal girls a sack of bones.

Lol roasties are so pathetic.

>filename

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Back when they weren't pushing interracial cuck porn in every show. Nowadays you rarely see race matched couples on TV.

A better time.

Based. Bring back putting the fear of God into the little brats
T. Underage and b&

You fucking plebs. This is also one if the first ever shows to have WMBF. Straight out of Africa too. God this board is so retarded.

>Video evidence that lifting will get you bitches
>Getting mad

Faggot

based

>Female clone of myself would look exactly like my mom, so no

Except smaller tits

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>peak cope

LMFAO

I was in the beach earlier today and next to me there was this (young) woman that had her tits out. Pretty cool. I only go to the beach to stare at girls feet desu

that would be incest, user

based

> I only go to the beach to stare at girls feet desu

Pics?

>after a few months, she tells me she was actually trying to sound more intelligent while she was talking to me because she felt she was intellectually inferior

That's until she got to know you and now she realizes the upper hand was hers all along.

anyone have a screenshot of a reverse experiment?

I think I would have sex with Billie Eilish.

>obsessing over some underaged slut
just fap to Kenzie Reeves. Same look without being a pedo.

Is that Bobobo?

Yes. Yes I would.

>he knows

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why are toecucks so pathetic?

you expect me to read all that highschool-tier drama bullshit?

>lifting will get you bitches
Yeah lifting and being over six feet tall lmfao.

Summerfag detected

genuinely crazy how the cuckfag shit all seemed to start all at once around 2012/2013

I wonder (((why))) it suddenly became so popular.

>attractive women make me ANGERY

i would have kept messing my lines up until she didnt catch it

no u

give me a tldr

then v now

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RIP & F

Totally Spies live action looks good.

shy bitch drags friendzoned cuck along, they make their relationship official after she fuggs a 37 y/o boomer on the side, and even after they become a couple she assumes hes still okay with her fucking around on him

they were boat girls
there was nothing we could do

>you'll never be one of the landed elite living a care free life of endless bounty and pleasure
>you'll never truly know what it's like for money to have no value

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a worse time

damn son

>ywn sink your teeth into JJs ass

jesus christ lads

God I wish I was a trust fund baby. It would be how I am now only with way more fucking money.

Based and boatwenchpilled

i think youre just gay dude. these girls are clearly breed ready

>Social media has fucked up society as a whole so hard, it's insane
imagine the kids growing up to that having it 24/7 on their phones. it's only downhill from here.

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>Why not just be yourself and not try to seek other people's validation?
Because women are social animals who believe very strongly in communal activities and establishing social hierarchies
>m-muh social media
women have literally always been this way, just in the past their way of establishing social hierarchies was through raising a family and going to church instead of taking pictures on IG. The methodology has changed but the goal remains the same.

Based 37-year old Boomer

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this dude used to post on /fit/. he was a skinny little virign but after years of hard work look at him. were all gonna make it brahs

Exactly you know how all these e-thots get paid? Because some oil baron's kid get 2k a month as "pocket money" and doesn't notice the 500 a month he sends for nudes.

t. orbiter basedboy

>pedos
this, it's not pedophilia. pedophilia was like to 8 or 10 years, then there is a different term for next stage. there is also a different term for the toddler age.

At least she improved her grammar.

>are white girls really this slutty
ftfy

have sex incel

>i don't rape anymore, it's cool

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youtube.com/watch?v=qG2HwH1JkAI

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during the 90s maybe

This is a site for 18+ so I took it as a given.

lol

Fuck all women, I have my friends my vidya and in the future my sexbot or my JOI. Until then women have a monopoly on pussy, and like all monopoly’s they are eventually broken up and alternatives are made.

boipuc is puc

>after years of hard work
But he roids

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pussy

green pants is best

As it should be.

As a boomer cunnyseoir this story gives me hope

>Not even joking, what fucking value do girls like these have in modern society except for being literal modern whores?
Stopped reading right there. Whores have no value.

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she looks like she fucks black guys

you could tell she was always going to be a whore

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yikes

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Unless you're a 90 year old grandpa, you don't have to worry about anything if you're doing a foot first jump from ground height. If you have especially brittle bones or you jump from a super high height (ie: 3m diving board) you could get a lumbar spinal injury, but that's about it.

NEED AN ASS SHOT

Go back to r9k you incel.

I would lick every one of their assholes

eat a bagel