Why do sports movies generally suck?

Why do sports movies generally suck?

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why is he semi hard?

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Do people really get naked in locker room? I never did sports

wouldn't you be?

Sports is super interesting

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Like sports autobiographies they're only made because they're easy and they sell well, basically guaranteed money makers
DFW wrote about this (How Tracey Austin Broke My Heart, whole thing is on youtube)
Also sports fans are dumb, a sports movie that tried to do something different with the genre would terrify and infuriate them

mine is that size hard, wtf

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why would you post your face in an anonymous board?

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based Chad Thundercock

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>i have a large collection of shit photos because seeing a penis scares me
or is it jealousy that fags are being accepted but no one will ever accept a shit-eater?

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Only in the brief moment while you don't have a towel and putting on your underwear. But you don't look at others' dicks, and you most certainly don't huddle up like these faggots.

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Not even gay, but that's a nice dick

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