Character takes a bath everyday

Why are you so angry?

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Chain her up in your apartment or she will dump your loser ass when she finds someone with friends.

>tfw no antisocial gf who wants to be alone but together

>character uses shampoo everyday
OH NO NO NO NO

I dont think so. We go on vacation in a month and she knows I am going to make a proposal.

Where are you going and how exactly are you going to propose? Anything special?

Hollywood know nothing about real life.

to Stockholm by plane and in a few days to Copenhagen by train. I have no ideas.

Who the fuck doesn't shower daily

god I wish that were me

>character doesn’t use a large handful of shampoo, lather for 60 seconds, rinse and repeat, followed by recommended conditioner
Disgusting. I can smell your dirty hair from here.

>Sweden
Put the ring on a bbc and surprise her

tits or gtfo

>character poops more than once a week

seriously have a hard time watching modern movies being aware of this, constant bombardment of dietary supplement propaganda

>Bath isn't right next to the dirty toilet also bath is plugged due to long haired gf

Summer in full swing.

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Are you saying you only poop once a week?

Yes?

If summer means guys posing pics of their pale gfs feet then I'm all for it

>She is 18
>I am 21

Going to propose. Enjoy your early divorce son

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I take a shower once a week

That's the perfect time for marriage. Why do you think it'll end bad?

She is almost 19.
I am 23 in a month.
We have been together for a while and we love each other.

how is this a summer?

>character goes out for icecream
>isn't asked for his icecream registration card

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What is this about. I have seen a couple of jokes but I dont get it

the nigger licker challenge, where niggers on social media film themselves going to stores, opening an ice cream lid, licking the icream, and putting it back

wtf

unironic do Americans really do this?

notice melanin levels of these ice cream bandits, I believe there may be a pattern

cleburnetimesreview.com/news/texas-teen-licks-ice-cream-puts-it-back-in-store/article_68b72174-a1c7-11e9-8d27-d72289f35e7f.html
dfw.cbslocal.com/video/4119956-copy-cat-arrested-after-licking-blue-bell-ice-cream-putting-it-back-in-freezer-at-louisiana-store/
eater.com/2019/7/8/20686198/dont-lick-ice-cream-in-stores

I'm not surprised non-americans haven't heard of it, media is pretty hush hush about it because it's racist to report on it.

Things people say they do but nobody actually does:

>shower every day
>change underwear every day
>brush teeth multiple times a day

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>has sex with the opposite sex
>pees standing up
>poops more than once every few days

>not peeing standing up
low test

>pees standing up

Who actually still does this?

By people, you mean you. How do you know what other people are doing?

Non-Americans who can actually support their own weight standing up for more than 5 seconds.

But you have no contention with the other 2.

Best of luck, brosef

Name the advantages of standing. I'll wait.

You don't have to lay toilet paper on the seat before you sit then.

Toilet gators won’t bite your ass

>character hangs out with his sister
>doesn't "playfully" slap her on the ass and keep trying to look down her shirt

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Thanks

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>protagonist has a penis
>doesn't obsess about chopping it off
>doesn't practice on skintags with and xacto knife

wow a normalfag
I bet you go outside just to see people pooping

>his people don't do this
what shithole are you live in

>bbc
where is he gonna find one? we only have east/north africans

You don't wear undies?

There really is no reason to be taking a shower every day if your not doing a lot of hard, strenuous manual labor. I personally only shower once my hair turns from brown to black due to grease, and my skin just gets this really slippery eel texture to it.

I do the paleo shower routine, I only bathe if it rains or if I fall in a puddle.

Based rarely shits poster

I'm the same, I don't get what the big deal is, I shit like once every 5 days and have genuinely gone 13 days with out shitting.

I haven't bathed in almost a month. My skin has these weird blotches that smell awful now.

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>4chin is for trulz and ebin maymays amrite leddit??? XD

Please stop trying so hard to fit in. Anons can be gentle and nice to each other too.

have kids

I mean, yeah, you sweat more in the summer. Doesn't take a genius to figure out.

I find this hard to believe. Do you eat a normal diet and/or you super fat?

Imagine walking around with days worth of shit inside you

You bathe in puddles???

>character isnt balding
now thats the ruined immersion

It’s how the ancients did it. I follow the ancient ways.

>tfw this thread is still up and I am anxious if she will see it

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Hahaha same

My dick touched the toilet when shitting

Based

Your daily blog uh?

>character uses some kind of body gel as soap
good old soap bars a best

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glad to hear I'm not the only one

t. been dating for 3 months

>having a disgusting half used soap bar sitting in your tub

No thank you

>>character is filthy american

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>parents white
>I don’t look white
Do you look like your moms Indian work friend or the mullato milk man?

>character has sheets on his bed

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Obsessed lol

>t. plays smash games

What the fuck is wrong with black people

What's wrong with that?

over a year now

No one actually does that

I look like my father though just really tanned

>character doesnt wear the same clothes 3 days in a row to save on laundry
I don't use that as excuse. I am just too lazy to chance my clothes everyday.

Join the Army and you will see people do it every day.

>trys calling out summerfags
>exposes self as a summer fag

I dont even gotta try to call you faggots out anymore, you guys do it yourself

I've seen more gays and trannies do this than blacks. I think one guy was gay AND black so I'll give you that

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>calling out a 5hrs old post
hello summerfren

I shit atleast 4 times a day minimum

This without the gf thing. I can't enjoy myself if I stink, it makes me really self-conscious. I showered twice today already and it's only 4pm here.

>She is 18 and I am 22
Fake and gay

It is just one of those stupid challenge things. Just wait for few days and you gonna see whites doing it too.

I change my socks maybe twice a week. Maybe.

Haha imagine if you had a gf who only shit once a week, imagine feeling her bloated belly and gently massaging it to help her shit move and she accidentally passes gas ahaha pretty gross right?

wait
wait
there are people, and by people I mean men who pee sitting down? like when you shit?

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>character eats breakfast everyday
>like actual full breakfasts and not leftovers, Campbell's soup or coffee and a granola bar

how can I prove it to you?

>soup for breakfast
then again, cereal is a kind of a soup

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I went through a period like this in high school and it had pretty much the same effect. Patches were greeny brown. Looked like I had a skin condition,was actually just dirt.

fatties can't even see their weenie, let alone aim with it

It's a full meal in a can. Quick and lazy breakfast, just empty into bowl and microwave.

Plus, soup has meat and meat is way cooler than some sugary bran.

we dont take pictures but here is one we have back from winter when I bought us both y-3 sweatshirts

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>I am tanned and even though my parents are white I dont look like one.
I have some bad news for you user....

"everyday" is an adjective. you mean "every day".

>character used to take baths but hasn't had a tub in a decade

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the Jewish machine will get to them sooner or later. It always does.

EVERY DAY? THERE'S NO WAY

I'd love to see a movie with those guys.

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Speed

>character is under 5'7 and has a girlfriend

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I haven't showered in almost 4 weeks, AMA

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Get her ID and only show the date of birth

Have people said anything to you when you go out in public? Any looks on their faces?

I shower in the morning and take a relaxing bath every night

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IMAGINE THE SMELL

:^)

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These are the same people who wonder why women are repulsed by them. Who the fuck would want to interact or even be in the same room with "people" who don't even bathe?

Redpilled
Dab on the haters

>implying it's not the other way around
They got rejected so much by roasties that they just gave up and said why bother. If only Stacy had just given them a chance. Now she has to give them a whiff. This is her punishment.

I have Hyperhidrosis so i bath everytime i can
>before going out
>after coming back
>before sleeping

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>character lets a girl see his penis
>she doesn't laugh and come up with an excuse to leave
I don't know how people watch this shit.

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>character doesn't have to piss every 30 minutes or take a shit immediately after drinking coffee

this is because amerilards don't have plastic seals inside their ice cream tubs unlike other places in the world