Here's you're Asuka, bro

Here's you're Asuka, bro

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Where is my rei?

asuka is 14 years old you sick fuck

dat training bra, nice

Thanks man, I appreciate it.

Here she is.

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>not PoC
Have sex

this phenotype will not exist in the future

And that's a good thing

here's you're Rei, bro

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...here's why

Great. Now where's my Misato?

here's you're Misato, bro

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here's your PenPen, bro

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is this way, bro.

>white

Wrong species. It’s important to stay true to the source material...

WOAH WOAH WOAH YOU HAVE
G
O
T
TO BE KIDDING ME

Has there ever been a good live adaptation?

this way bro

SHEEEEIT SHINJI YOU AIN'T GOT NO GAME

why not max from stranger things

cringy redditor, by the power of dubs i command you to leave

better asuka right here

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>dumb ass motherfucka shinji

cringe
Here's your Ritsuko, bro

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Here's your Gendo, bro

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literally who

nerd

have sex

right here

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shirogane sama is one of the best asuka cosplayers.

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Brie Larson as misato.
Screencap this.

>redhead
>the foreign girl
She's fucking doomed.

Whats an Asuka? ill take one.

isn't Asuka meant to be half japanese, she'd look more asian

dayum these Jap ass niggas whack as hell
gimmy dat giant ass robot I will rock it myself

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oi here's your royalty bruv

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She looks like she fucks black men

>telling anime faggots to go to Yea Forums is being cringy Reddit
Bro cartoons are fucking gay how about you fuck a real pussy instead of imagining cartoon sex for once.

Unironically BIG YES

Yea Forums is the board of cartoon girl sex wanters you reddit newfag, that’s why people go to Yea Forums to discuss anime

cringe
Here's you're Misato, bro

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Here's your Shinji, bro

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she doesn't have misato's personnality

Baka ass Sheeeeeinji

Too old.

>puta home wrecker
I'd dare to disagree.
Here's your Kaworu, bro

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Here is your Asuka

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Here's your Mari, bro

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Actually she's perfect

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aww hell naw Shenji you done fucked up now

Heres your asuka , brate

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>Not inclusive enough
>Too problematic
>We need more PoC
>More representation
>This needs to be twitter friendly
>We need to modernize to be in touch with the college crowd
>The current political climate needs to be considered
She'd be black, queer, and questioning her gender.

What about that girl that played Max in Stranger Things? I hope she's underage, because she's already pretty hot on her own.

Actually, here's your Asuka bro.

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>give her white people hair
Lol

You don't think she should at least look her age?

>nobody has posted her yet

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I'd let her pilot my EVA if you know what I mean

Here's your Asuka

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>it's a crime to think she's cute

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Why, who is she?

>tfw no qt ginger daughter

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based red

smug

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She is half german so should be arab

Here's your L, bro.

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perfection

You are a big L

Cute Tomoko

hoMEWrecker

kek, perfect

Thermal expansion?

Angela Merkel has time to browse tv? in between literally shaking and orchestrating pale people genocide I'd think you'd be too busy.

FATSUKA HUNGRY

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>piercings or earrings
no thanks

In your opinion, perhaps.

Cute.

>can't even wear a gag right
God I hate everything about this bitch

Cosplayers are fucking worthless and so are you for liking that fucking weeb bullshit.

holy kek

What the fuck are her tits photoshopped

Isn't she a Dyke?

>gay actresses can't play straight characters
Okay.

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no such thing

lol

20 years ago

Shes great but too thicc to play Asuka

>redhead character
>played by an actual redhead
Disgusting and racist. She must be played by an ugly 56%er

I would watch it. Hell, probably it would be better. Maybe if they feel atired to each other we can explain why L didnt fucking catch him in he first place when it was so damn obvious.

Considering Asuka is only partially asian AND is also a redhead, this is 100% the most likely outcome.

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Gay women can't *bully* shy boys properly desu.

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spot on

>not anna kendrick

Who's that?

WHO

Imagine browsing the internet in 2019 and not knowing how to reverse image search.

It's a crime to ACT on that thought. Unless you're just fapping, no one will know your secret.
except for me ;)

Umm it's not