wholesome movies from better periods thread
Wholesome movies from better periods thread
Jaxson Jenkins
Isaiah Harris
Ah, yes. The sex trafficking brothers who retain their slaves long enough for Stockholm Syndrome to set in. I remember this flick.
Nathaniel Flores
they already liked them before and they never touched them until they got married in the end
Nicholas Wood
Implying you needed any syndrome to fall for this
Jason Campbell
these girls were the cutest
Isaiah Flores
My favorite song is the one about the mass raping of women.
Adrian Jones
They kidnapped the girls, held them against their will, and only because of weather were able to convince them all to stay.
The lack of sexual assault means nothing. If you think what they did was ok, what is stopping you from kidnapping any girl that is friendly to you and just keeping her safe somewhere until she agrees to consensual sex? I am sure her parents, psychologists, and the courts won't mind.
Mason Morales
roasties and manginas won't allow it, you forget that the parents of the girls agree to the marriage and hold them at gunpoint
Daniel Rodriguez
m.youtube.com
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didn't know this based movie made s o y boys seethe this much
Gavin Russell
They saved them from becoming cool wine aunts.
Josiah Anderson
They don't like anything made before the year 2000.
Jordan Allen
>ywn head into town with the sole intention of getting a wife and land a cutie like Adam did
Carson Gutierrez
Life was so much simple back then, you worked hard, asked a father to marry his daughter, breed her pussy on wedding day, have some kinds and do the same the father did
nation grows, everyone is happy
this was based on Oregon in 1850, now look at the fucking state of Portland
Women suffrage man, worse than a mongol invasion
Noah Nelson
back then doctors solution to female hysteria was marriage lmao, they were smarter than us
Jose Rogers
Not to mention back then you would get a dowry.
Like a father had to pay men to marry his daughter.
Elijah King
[spoiler[ seven sneeds for seven seeds
Adrian Martinez
>everyone is happy
Really explains how in the 19th century divorce rates were skyrocketing in the US, and how annually the US had more divorces than entire Europe COMBINED.
Ian Scott
kino ending
Thomas Barnes
Cope you incel fucks maybe just off yourselves?
Isaac Sullivan
Dilate.
Logan Ross
source: your ass
Justin Turner
Nolan Russell
>incels think they won't be incels in 1850
No fathers would marry their daughter to you retarded losers. The darkness of the coal mine will be your eternal family.
Michael Turner
en.wikipedia.org
Or, if you want the cited source, O’NEILL, WILLIAM L. (1992), "Divorce in the Progressive Era", Domestic Relations and Law, DE GRUYTER SAUR.
Turns out, when women got the ability to have independence and no longer be considered their husband's property under the law, a lot of people wanted to GTFO of unhappy marriages which was nigh impossible before women were given the right to own property themselves. And it still took another hundred years before women could open a bank account for themselves without first having to get a male relative's permission to do so.
Nathaniel Green
lmao do you really want us to believe that the divorce rate was higher than today??? cmon
Nathaniel Diaz
and thanks to that the fertility rate was gigantic and USA got to rule the world
Ayden Martinez
"Stockholm syndrome" is the most Reddit phrase in existence.
>your emotions don't count if somebody did a naughty
Cooper Myers
>based on a Roman legend with "rape" in the name
Brayden Watson
Camden Wood
BASED on the REDPILLED Romans
Josiah Jackson
Sobbin' women with great classic lyrics like
Just remember what Robin, Robin, Robin Oh yeah
Hood woulda done. Them sobbin women.
We'll be just like them three merry men
And make 'em all merry once again.
And though they'll be a sobbin' for a while
Oh yes!
We're gonna make them sobbin' women smile!
Great song, great film, must have watched it 50 times as a kid
Henry Cox
my mom and sister used to put this all the time, together with grease, dirty dancing and sound of music
Dad was always about to explode cause he only liked war movies
I was more into dinos
Leo Wright
me and my brother watched it to annoy my sisters and their friends, it was on all the time on a saturday
Jeremiah Barnes
My mother and both my sisters absolutely loved Grease and Dirty Dancing.
What is it about those movies? I think they are both trash.
Jeremiah Wood
grease is ok, dirty dancing sucks
Levi Roberts
they have great music, choreography and romance and they aren't that dirty compared to current movies
they have something especial no doubt
Daniel Flores
what? it annoyed the girls, why? it usually was in reverse
Nathaniel Ortiz
I've also never been a fan of musicals that aren't Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, South Park movie or Team America.
Blake Collins
>this kills the avocado man
Chase Kelly
TELL YA 'BOUT THOSE SABINE WOMEN, WHO LIVED IN THE ROMAN DAYS
Josiah Lee
those are pure cringe user, except team america, every year that passes it gets
better
Joseph Murphy
>willy wonka
>cringe
Fucking kill yourself buddy.
Benjamin Cox
The Sabines themselves finally declared war, led into battle by their king, Titus Tatius. Tatius almost succeeded in capturing Rome, thanks to the treason of Tarpeia, daughter of Spurius Tarpeius, Roman governor of the citadel on the Capitoline Hill. She opened the city gates for the Sabines in return for "what they bore on their arms", thinking she would receive their golden bracelets. Instead, the Sabines crushed her to death with their shields, and her body was buried on or thrown from a rock known ever since by her name, the Tarpeian Rock.
Luke Thompson
Generally credited with killing the musical genre
Jeremiah Martinez
thats fair, I can't stand most musicals I like SbSb and the ones you listed
Kayden White
I thought that was xanadu?
Levi Richardson
>SbSb
Don't know what that is.
Zachary James
sorry dude I just can't stand it, never watched it as a kid and never got the appeal
Angel Williams
Its Gene Wilder. How can you say no just based on that?
James Jenkins
seven bride for seven brothers, I was just to lazy to type it out
Leo Morales
>never watched it as a kid
I've identified the problem
Austin Jones
Oh right.
Sorry i'm tired.
Justin Sanchez
>every muscle was throbbin', throbbin', throbbin' from that riotous ride
What did he mean by this?
Adrian Johnson
>Directed by Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
Jack Jenkins
factually inaccurate
that was Lost Horizon
Samuel Myers
me too
Nicholas Mitchell
>Lost Horizon
was that even a musical? its where they go to shangri la yes?
Asher Martin
>dirty dancing sucks
People like Dirty Dancing because it was sexy as fuck for its time.
Plus NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!
Levi Edwards
Kismet (1955) is underrated and looks tremendous in Technicolor with a few very memorable and well choreographed dance scenes.
Dominic Wright
Nah, musicals were slowing dying out due to most of them consistently flopping. I mean you occasionally got Blues Brothers and Fame type of success, but you also had failures like One From the Heart. Xanadu wasn't special other than initially being conceived as a rollerskates disco movie that had its budget explode thanks to Olivia Newton-John's involvement and the effects involved.
Carter Wilson
He means the 1973 musical version. The 1930s one is a classic.
Mason Ortiz
What I meant is that Hello Dolly is the last of the cheery, family type MGM musicals of the 50s and 60s and it was also a major bomb.
Levi Collins
most ones they'd like and we'd hate, but mom says you have to watch a musical cause all the girls friends are over, ok seven brides then, they started to hate it cause we'd point out what was going on
Christopher Jones
Didn't At Long Last Love try to bring that sort of movies back, because, you know, Bodganovich still had a promising career in those days.
Parker Bailey
thanks
Wyatt Taylor
>16 year old fucking a guy in his 30s
A different time.