Disney have run out of ideas for the next Star Wars fi-

NEW TOY$$$$$$$

the blaster looks so fucking stupid. wouldve looked better all black or white/black

Theyre faster but easier to overheat

+2 armor and +10% accuracy rating.

3 times faster

But nobody buys those...

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There's enough Sith that they can start using them as foot soldiers?

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Enraged

Were Death Troopers a Disney addition or were they there before Lucas sold it off to white slavers? I know Dark Troopers were a thing before Disney but it seems like those aren't a thing anymore.

Either way why not just take Death Troopers as your elite commando or bodyguards instead of creating yet another redundant kind of Trooper.

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the death troopers were designed by people who actually like and understand star wars. unlike the people who work on the sequels

look at that fucking turd of a blaster design in the op. embarrassing

>just put a hundred of them on screen
>that'll be a 500% inncrease in reddit gold!

>more like nigger trooper
There is fucking golden chain around his neck in red color someone needs to make it more obvious.

that's a cool pic

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fake'n'gay

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/109842345

It's obviously a reference to the evil British Empire retards
>Red coats
>Red troopers

Disney didn't sell their stock of stormtrooper toys so now they are just going to paint them red lmao

>Anakin Skywalker fulfilled the prophecy and destroyed the Sith!
>A few movies later, Sith stuff again
The prophecy was always stupid but come on.

>Kill the past but keep the Sith Troopers.

They move an extra 2" in the movement phase.

Because JJ/BadRobot wouldn't get the revenues from the merch based on this OC.
He did the same thing in TFA with C3P0 and the red arm.

Gib chrome amazonian mommy back

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>It's completely different. Pls buy our toys.

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Not that it makes much of a difference by this point but I can't imagine Kylo is responsible for the Sith troopers. I'm sure it ties into whatever stupid idea the Emperor cackle teased.

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And people had the guts to criticize Dark Empire when it came out, that was fucking Masterpiece cared with nuwars

yet we never saw that in thirty years of EU

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>Disney: "Can i copy your homework"

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Funny how Kotor came up with completely new designs for armour, ships etc and yet it still felt like star wars. Disney just rehash the same old designs because it needs to maintain brand recognition and tag itself to the original series for nostalgia bucks and yet at its core doesn't feel very much like star wars at all.

the humour being a constant fourth wall breaking doesn't help

Sith troopers have been a part of the old EU for years. I think the full red is a bit tacky, but I love the helmet design.

I wished I saved that one Star Wars fanzine where the fans in there were ripping apart Dark Empire. I think it was called Darkside or something. I wonder what they think of the Disney sequels.

>please buy our toys you stupid goyim

As someone that thinks Dark Empire is pretty shit (art aside), I also think the Disney movies are pretty shit. I don't care for most material outside the OT, though. It doesn't bother me that other people do, but none of it has struck a chord with me outside of the original movies.

I'm pretty sure they're stealing content from the KOTOR series and turning it into their own Frankenstein

mostly just the color and name. also implied superior rank/performance

underrated

So here are the new factions logos.

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>take phase 2 clone
>take off crest and filters
>turn it red
Jesus fucking Christ.

So Kylo and Snook were Sith after all?
They sure did flip-flop on this.

Helmet isn't the same as first order stormtroopers

It's the same as this instead

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there's literally nothing wrong with dark empire

George obviously cares about continuity because the prequels actually form a cohesive narrative

If death troopers were so great why weren't there any on the first Deathstar?
If red ducktroopers are so great why weren't there any on the third Deathstar?

>tfw you accidentally put a red shirt into the washer among the white laundry.

>Wear it to work anyway
>Sheev notices
>Says it's very innovative; he loves the color red because it reminds him of his royal guards
And here we are.

Wait, all that thing about ending the jedi, the past must die and that, and now we get more "sith"? Why would a sith use a blaster as a main weapon? Lightsaber using the Force is OP

I loved kotor, but it always seemed stupid how a normal foot soldier called themselves "Sith". Did bioware misunderstood what a Sith was?
At least with SWTOR they fixed that and their soldiers and citizens are called "imperials" (Sith Empire)

All three trilogies fundamentally misunderstand what a Sith is, with the second trilogy being the biggest offender.

The Death Troopers were a joke in SW Rebels. They're supposed to be the best but an entire squad got owned by Space Aladdin and his Tumblr Mandalorian girlfriend.

back in my day Death Troopers were zombies that Han Solo would blast to death with chewie and the author's OC

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>look at that fucking turd of a blaster design in the op. embarrassing
Every weapon in the Sequel Trilogy look like plastic toys. They don't look or feel like they belong in the Star Wars universe.

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Yes it's one of the EU books. Han and chewie confiscate some sort of starship with a super dense alloy hull or something. They get cornered by some star destroyers and dont know what to do so han jumps and blasts through a whole star destroyer. I read the book when I was a kid I dont remember the title. Maybe I can look for it

Yeah these guys (on the left of the pic) were called Sith Troopers too right? We're the guys on the right just regular "sith"?

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Sith Troopers as in under the command of Sith Empire, who the fuck knows about the new redtroopers

Yeah Rogue One had Doug Chiang and some of the prequel guys working on it that were close to George. R1 ended up being better looking than the other Disney movies, Lucasfilm are crazy wasting his talent, last thing he worked on was the cancelled video game from the uncharted dev, they had him working in video games instead of the sequels ffs.

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Wow, completely boring and unoriginal design.

APOLOGIZE TO GEORGE NOW YOU FUCKING INCELS

So they are using the term "sith" again?

They were calles Sith Troopers because they were the troops of the Sith Empire

based

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The ones in pic related with lightsabers were Sith Warriors/Acolytes, but their empire had Sith Troopers too (technically Imperial).

The new troopers being red is more like an open declaration they serve the Sith similar to the old republic days. Palpatine never made it common knowledge he was a Sith so it was never officially a Sith Empire like in SWTOR.

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>wouldn't it be cool if we added a fixed stock to a blaster rifle that already has a folding stock?
>we'll just call the old stock the barrel shroud

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Did we ever see the blaster with the stock unfolded?

They are oddly unisex. I don't like them. The hips/codpiece and the breast plates look strange.

These are red velvet flavoured

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Remember when everyone was so butt hurt that it couldn't just be Sheev and Vader? They were following a legacy and lots of fans hated that. I'm on the fence but it's funny they're back to prequel terms

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Stormtroopers are clones. It would be a cool idea to make clones or clone-cyborg hybrids of ancient sith race (they were red skinned as well). Lurk wookiepedia for moar. But mouse will never do this

LMAO Matt Martin is the guy with the porg tattoo and the tranny gf, right?

I'm not nearly old enough to have been mentally aware when dark empire came out, but I'm old enough to remember EU stuff before the disney movies came out. I always HATED the post-ROTJ content largely because it mostly boiled down to "dude what if the events of the OT happened again and walked back all the characters' arcs and accomplishments lmao".

then Disney erased the EU and I was happy that all that trash was erased (though sad the pre-prequel stuff like KOTOR was thrown out with it, that seemed dumb) - only for them to make a trilogy of films with the reason I hated the post-ROTJ EU stories as the central plot, but this time Han, Luke and Leia all die and thus it's even WORSE than the EU stories because it's so nihilistic now.

I mean the disney films are competently acted, directed etc. whereas the EU stories were poorly written, but holy hell, why even bother?

It probably explains why the Stormtroopers kept missing.

I hate the design for first order stormtroopers so much

Thats hardly the main problem of these movies. So much suck about them I haven't really given costume design much thought.

Sith are meant to be like Nazi's in kotor so its like when people call every German soldier in a WW2 game a Nazi. Atleast thats my head cannon.

you'd be surprised how often that works. i wonder why they didn't color-code all of the troopers.

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Yep

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>red accents on the gun

It's so they can have an Anbo Jyutsu bout with the standard Stormtroopers.

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I know but I could have forgiven a lot more of the designs hadn’t been universally dogshit. I could overlook a lot of the flaws in the prequels because at least everything looked cohesive and actually lived-in, there’s none of that in the Disney films.

TFW your favorite movie podcaster blocks you for tweeting about Sith troopers even though he hated TLJ.

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These are the raging incel ones

no, they welded them closed on the prop guns and all the rubber copies were shut too

Choose your Sith Trooper

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It looks like someone took a Stormtrooper model from one of the videogames and then just changed its skin a bit in photoshop.

>-lm.

I wish Germany went back to the white stripe on their flag. The yellow doesn't do it for me.

>tfw no series about tacticool squad of deathtroopers operating the fuck out of deathstick dealing scum

Kek

My guess is they'll have a ten-second scene establishing how badass they are, then they'll miss everything and die just like normal stormtroopers.

I wanna rape them too

Just like in fiction, the bad guys are represented by the color red.

>It looks completely different to me

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they explode when they die

Yikes

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Didn't the clones die off between 3&4 of of shortened lifespans?

They're a preorder bonus.

It's July 11 and Episode 9 is due for December. No hype, what's going on?

They are only available in the loot boxes

red goes fasta

Some are still active in EP6.

Uh....what?

Stop right there, Disney scum!

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That book is a based guilty pleasure

>They were following a legacy and lots of fans hated that.
change fans for OTards, the same retards that can't understand how monks can wear MONK robes

>referring Old Republic Canon to nuWars shit

gtfo

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>Every weapon in the Sequel Trilogy look like plastic toys.
That doesn't bother me much, since there are somewhat historical parallels to that sort of thing. They used to call the M-16 the gun from Mattel because it looked and felt like a plastic toy.

Of course, I get that this is just a fantasy and the guns can look like whatever the prop designer wants.

>b-but why would Obi Wan wear his Jedi robes in hiding???

They commit 50% of the crime while only being 13% of the population

That armor looks 3d printed

Yea Forums and /tg/ have entered the base
Yea Forums and /tg/ have entered the base
Yea Forums and /tg/ have ente [kssssss]

GAY

Speaking of soldiers, how will they shoehorn the Knights of Ren into the story?

remember me? the only true sith trooper giving non force users actual powers

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I just don't even want to live in a world where any of this is a conversation people consider worth having.

Because they’re have to sell new toys with each film

reminder that this faggot has a tattoo of a Porg on his leg

its this level of dishonesty why no one is taking PR people / media shilling serious anymore.

Its literally a red nutrooper

Underrated

Reminder that Lucas was far better at business than Disney.

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>He pioneered motion control cameras
Technically that was John Dykstra and Lucas fired him because he had blown most of the budget on the computers

all the reasons in the picture is why disney is bombing star wars. its a final fuck you to his legacy and him opposing hollywood for all these years

Not that guy but they’re just robes and he doesn’t even wear the outer ones 24/7.

Sith

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This argument has always made me laugh. If they are desert robes, why is yoda wearing them in a swamp, and why does force ghost anakin wear them.

I think Disney underestimated what the majority of fans know and understand about Star Wars. Even if they're not canon anymore, most fans of Star Wars who also played videogames have had much more nuanced, carefully crafted stories presented to them. Honestly KOTOR 1 and 2 are a much better take on the Jedi vs Sith, and how the average citizens of the Galaxy react to it.

Was fine up until
>wah muh toxic fans

Does anyone want to play pazaak?

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The irony is that the PT Jedi have greater diversity in outfits besides Luke’s many outfits. There’s Anakin’s black outfit, Aayla Secura‘s outfit, etc.

They are fastah

More like SHIT TROOPER lmao the EU designs were a lot better than what disney comes up with

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Nu Wars have more recolors than a DeviantArt account or the Boom Power Ranger comics.

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Dark Phantom XxS1thTroopahxX has invaded!

Square Enix should do a Star Wars game when EA’s contract expires.

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Atton's whole set up was fucking kino.

"guys I'm really just a discount Han Solo"
>drops into an Echani combat stance
"really guys, I'm just a common smuggler"
>blocks Jedi mind reading from Jedi Masters
"really guys, I'm just a guy really good at gambling"
>Kreia hints that he fucking destroyed the Jedi so hard that rogue Jedi would love to get revenge on him

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Yes but they keep making new ones

can't wait for them to do nothing cool and look like a joke

But user, these troopers probably get to come very very close to killing a main character but get defeated just before they succeed! Totally different!

Leave the Mandalorians to us

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It's an additional $20 if you don't get the bundle

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I was thinking that the other day too. It'd be cool to get a new Star Wars RPG with a party and quests all over the galaxy. It's a shame the new SW game won't really be that

>You are but a child, watch this

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Rex from The clone wars cartoon was made to be the old background rebel on Endor.

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That's the shittiest retcon ever.
>very important secondary character from Clone Wars
>literally nothing in the OT
Yeah right.

Nu troopers look like donald duck.

>Would you genourosly be stopping your actions, rebel scum

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Its pure Pazaak.

Duck troops, ooooh.

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low effort. Probably followed the 20:80 rule.

laughed

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For those that need a reminder.

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Where did you get this picture of me ?
Delete this now

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>Don't talk to me or my Jensaarai ever again

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WHAT?
It has ANGLES now!

Toys R Us did. Toys R Us did.

>spoiler
Didnt disney itself reveal it?

underrated /o/ material right here
based

They're fucking red

TPM came out when I was 9 years old
When I saw all jedi somehow wore traditional Tatooine clothing I became suspicious as to how seriously Lucas took the series

HOLY SHIT BASED

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Is he a shill?

Did he work on Solo cause Solo had fairly solid Stormtrooper designs as well

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Obviously a girl. Look at that long blue hair!

What you didn’t want to play a poo in the loo tie pilot who was too stupid to think to stop her planet from being destroyed? And then betrays the empire because said planet was destroyed.

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fun fact: the dems appropriated the blue color in 84 to distance themselves from the commies since their policies were communist in nature after Reagan blew Carter out of the water

Another great idea that will never be.

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The mudtrooper sequence scenes were unironically kino

Fucking kek

Worse.

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>It looks completely different to me

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>There will never be a movie about the Mandalorian Wars
>Mandalorians fighting jedi in a film involving the horrors of war and jedis commiting war crimes.
>Planet destroying nuke being used by jedi on a populated planet killing millions to end the war.
Mandalorians would be kino.
Not Boba Fett style don't know shit about their history but the actual warrior culture mandos.
Dudes laying waste to planets on top of Basilisk War Droids is all I want.

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What does the story group actually do? They said before they don’t maintain consistency.

Weren’t the black armored stormtroopers actually called Blackhole Stormtroopers or such?

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>hockey player
He should eat a sandwhich first

That red armor is a galactic empire era coruscant guard armor, not old republic mandalorian

>hockey player
he's like 5'4 and 105lbs

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>What does the story group actually do?
Conceive new ways to ruin Star Wars and tweet.

>What does the story group actually do?
That's a good question but I doubt they even know what their job is. They do like Twitter though.

haha shit trooper lmao

I don’t even get porgs. What the hell are they supposed be? Some quirky sidekick characters? Why’d you get a tattoo on that? What do they contribute? Even Ewoks can go Vietnam on stormtroopers. I don’t get what porgs have for them.

I wonder if she's bitter about his tattoo coming out better.

Based

LMAO, FIGURES HE WORKS AT LUCASFILM.
Remember in the 80s-90s, when we all made fun of television and movie executives for being these old people in suits that have no taste or clue what the audience wants? This. This is the new joke. Onions filled nu males.

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>she
who?

No full trailer yet. Probably gonna be here in September or October.

I don't know but she's a woman and clearly likes this shit.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were behind the "Down with Disney" fake controversy.

They are force sensitive duh

>Rex
Literally a dog’s name
Clone wars cgi show was quite cringe.

They are Sith and have Force powers

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>No full trailer yet.
Like that's gonna change anything. The current teaser has less views than the Joker teaser. Fuck, the Shazam teaser trailer got 15 million more views. No one cares about Star Wars anymore other than curiosity to see how badly it fails.

>she's a woman
I'll just go ahead and say it again: who?

original idea was different, they'd wear black robes like Luke on Return

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>other than curiosity to see how badly it fails
this
I have a morbid curiosity to see how much more they can murder something that was so dear to me in childhood, but I won't pay them for that

This scares me for some reason

Sequel would be about preserver trying to unite the scattered clans again

There wasn't a single Sith in that game

Retards

>there exist video game trailers better than films
Explain this

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> Clever girl.

>Canderous game

> new

Giving those guys armor or having troopers for non-hand to hand combat roles is a pretty good idea if you want to raise an army to rival the First Order.

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Kill yourself

>new ______ who dis
Peak Millenial """""""""humor""""""""""

would have been much better
but you know what would have been EVEN better?
if they dressed in armor and/or other expensive equipment to show that they weren't poor moisture farmers on a desert planet

Kek

he looks familiar.....

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Based Speedfreak

>There wasn't a single Sith in that game

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The new ones are red. Just buy the Red Stormtrooper toys, you anti-Semite!

Rexfags literally want to brown wash an extra.

Comic Con is coming, maybe they'll show another teaser. Perhaps something that is actually from the movie, instead of a remake of a scene from North by Northwest.

>if they dressed in armor and/or other expensive equipment to show that they weren't poor moisture farmers on a desert planet
Attracts to much attentions. They’re supposed to be diplomats anyway.

Not to mention that they were super special bodyguards and SWAT analogues but then became Stormtrooper squadleaders patroling in simple towns in Rebels season 4, a role normally filled by Stormtrooper Corporals or Sergeants.

>They’re supposed to be diplomats anyway
where in the original series is that stated?
they're literally called "knights"

What about the redpill-bluepill dichotomy? Red is portrayed positively with that.

acshually, thise were dark jedis, not sith
Dark means dark side force user but to be a sith or a darth (dark lord of the sith) you need to be part of a legacy that goes back to the first dark jedis conquering the planet korroban and mating with the native sith race

The force helped some fat chink one shot a bunch of them. Rogue one had some stupid bullshit.

Also Marka Ragnos

talking out of his ass, obi wan says in the first movie that they were knights, protecting the republic and going to crusades
basically the crusader monks but with an oriental ideology

Knights are a social class. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-at-arms

would have been much better
yes, and they are signified by their lavish armor and extensive fighting training

Mental illness.

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>protecting the republic and going to crusades

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nice
they're like normal Star Warriors but red

>comic was released well after TPM

>No

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completely different actually

>yes, and they are signified by their lavish armor and extensive fighting training
Numerous knights never fought. Having a knighthood is a social thing.

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no.

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>completely different
imagine shilling for fucking Disney lmfao

Shit Trooper? More like fucking gay

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They have difficulty with firewater, run casinos and sometimes smoke the peace pipe

Imagine making 250k per year and living with your dream girl

>Paying some no-talent shill $250k a year to ruin your franchise
Nice business model, Kathleen

The galaxy is such a diverse place.

A real fuckin shame too, also Sterling kits are single handedly hard to get because of starwars.

>2 of the highest grossing films of all time
>ruin

Isn't bad that they are playing bad guys then? What will reddit say when one of these sneaky redskin troopers tries ti scalp rey and calls fin a buffalo soldier?

Nice try, Skippy

>2nd film made almost 50% less than the first entry
>Film that followed it absolutely bombed
>Merchandise is not selling at all
>success
Hmmm

like this?

kys

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>Everything looks like an Ipod
Standard JJ sci-fi bullshit it seems, he did the same thing to Star Trek

So you're saying TFA didn't make over 2B?

TLJ didn't make 1.3B?

>Quadnoculars
Fuck off, what possible practical benefit does 4 lenses offer?

Not that guy but what about merchandise? Star Wars always was enormously merchandise based.

>$700 million drop between films
Oh no no no

The Sith troopers are obviously an excuse to make Kylo turn to the light, fight with Rey against them instead and fullfill the legbeard fantasy of turning bad boys good.

>b-but it made less than t-the first!!

It's literally the 12th highest grossing film EVER

unequivocally based

they were literally based on the ipod. abrams is such a fucking retard

TLJ had the highest 2nd week box office drop of all time, you don't get that with a healthy franchise. Meant literally everyone went to see it the first week because of Luke and then the word of mouth killed it with no repeat viewings because it shit all over the fans

Adjusted for inflation it barely makes the top 50. And it was so fucking awful it caused the next film to bomb. Next one on course to do the same.

What will be your excuse when Ep9 breaks 2B?

nd film made almost 50% less than the first entry
So basically every like every single Star wars trilogy?
Because both empire and Clones made far less than their predecessor.
>Film that followed it absolutely bombed
Because of the lack of marketing and being situated between Avengers and Deadpool 2.
Plus the fact that it was not a mainline star wars movie.
>>Merchandise is not selling at all
.Toy sales are decreasing for everyone not just Star wars so I don't see how that's a failure on TLJ

In modern parlance, Knight is the catch-all term for some posh bloke who fought on horseback with decent armour and weapons. It was the case for some time, but the term 'Knight' has started to refer to the social rank of the man, not the way he fought, around the XIIth century. Most armored guys on the battlefield of High and Late Medieval period (usually carrying shield, non rusted armor and a decent weapon) were Men at Arms -- a better equipped class of soldier. Through patronage of a wealthy lord; large groups of these blokes were kitted out with decent weaponry and armour (to varying degrees). They sometimes had a horse if there weren't enough cavalry, otherwise they just be a better equipped form of infantry. They were usually of better social standing than their comrades serving in a Lord's (or Knight's) armies as meat shields and arrow fodder (Re: conscripted peasant). Since most Knights were fairly wealthy; they nearly always fought as Men at Arms (being that they could afford decent plate armor, an arsenal of weapons, and a war horse, on their own), though not all Men at Arms were Knights. It is also worth noting that Men at Arms usually were poorer equipped than Knights, and often received little to no training which usually lasted between a fortnight and a month. Knights, however, were trained from the age of six and this training lasted until their mentor deemed them ready to be a full knight (that age varied, but generally was around 17-18 years. Edward the Black Prince, for example, was granted full knighthood in 16 years). They also had the option and means of having their own armor and weapons specially made/procured for them. Additionally, any non-noble who was able to attain knighthood though military service would have been an amazing. It is also worth noting that some Knights did not fight at all, being too sickly, too old when war broke out, or simply too scared. Due to this, some knights engaged in civilian leadership roles.

>TLJ had the highest 2nd week box office drop of all time,
In dollar terms it's the largest 2nd week drop of all time. It's only second when you look at the drop by percentage.

They regenerate when set on fire.

Solo was cursed from the get go. Had nothing to do with TLJ.

Lol even your fellow shills aren't claiming 2 billion, it will be a battle for 1 billion.

Bill Gates has an honorary knighthood. Shigeru Miyamoto got knighted too. They clearly ain’t fighters.

This is how a civilization dies. What are they doing to us, bros.

Toys are down across the board. Our Cars 3 numbers were massively down compared to the previous runs. Kids play with ipads more and with actual toys less. Merch isn't the best metric for a films success.

>democrats are communists

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>Toy sales are decreasing for everyone not just Star wars so I don't see how that's a failure on TLJ
What about marvel?

you are a fucking moron

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>So basically every like every single Star wars trilogy?
I'm sure that explanation satisfied the shareholders in a day where sequels are expected to increase revenue with each subsequent instalment. Also those films were never as divisive as the Lat Turdi.
>Because of the lack of marketing and being situated between Avengers and Deadpool 2.
>Plus the fact that it was not a mainline star wars movie.
Didn't impact Rogue One all that severely. And it was a month after Avengers. Star Wars should have no reason to worry about Deadpool but it's been botched and no one likes it anymore.
>oy sales are decreasing for everyone not just Star wars so I don't see how that's a failure on TLJ
Just plain wrong.

>Solo was cursed from the get go. Had nothing to do with TLJ.
Imagine believing this. What will your excuse be when the next movie bombs?

In many years, inflation will make any film do the same.

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They wanted to turn them into the Minions but they didn't get popular.

>Our Cars 3 numbers were massively down compared to the previous runs
>Our

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but he never did it...so what's his fucking point?

HAHAHA LOOK AT HOW SHORT THIS DUDE IS WHAT A FAGGOT

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>only second
Yeah, at least it wasn't the literal worst if you go by percentage rather than dollars!

You're calling a movie that made 1.3B a bomb so the word is meaningless now

Avenge the fallen

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I'm not defending it, mate. I'm clarifying that it's legitimately the largest second week drop in history.

Not that guy but considering goliath.com/movies/avengers-age-of-ultron-was-a-failure-according-to-disney/ it’s at least a failure.

Is (she?) a tranny or a real woman?

I'm calling Solo the bomb, retard. And this next one will be too.

>i-it only m-made Disney 900m net profit! its a f-failure!

So you admit TLJ was a success. We're in agreement.

>Disney 900m net profit
Last Airbender made a profit. Learn to opportunity cost.

>It only cost $400 million to produce and market
>Studios get to keep 100% of the domestic and international revenue
>Cinemas and foreign distributors show movies for free out of the goodness of their hearts

>George didn't care a thing about continuity
proof?

Yeah, even that crap film was a financial success. The budget was about 150 million.

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I'm saying it was financially successful due to it's opening week. It was then so poorly received that audiences avoided it in droves and it was so toxic it destroyed the next film, that had been filmed twice back to back out of incompetent management. And the next film is likely to perform similarly because the fan goodwill has been spent, the average punter would rather watch Jumanji and even China avoids it like plague so cannot be relied to save the day if it underperforms domestically.
Disaster.

>he doesn't know about marketing packages
>he doesn't know Disney has unique agreements with theaters

I'm looking at the raw numbers right now. You have no idea what you're talking about.

>I'm looking at the raw numbers right now.
Imagine having resort to such childish lies in order to defend your retarded argument.

That MAYBE made K/M 30m at most

TLJ netted close to 700m. Even with your basement math that's not even remotely comparable.

Calm down, Mark. Height has nothing to do with it. Look at his(your) entire posture.

Is this what happens to all people with tattoos?
>get tattoo
>get all excited and want to show it to everyone
>realize people aren't as excited as you are after a while
>get sad because of that
>get another tattoo
Tattoos are dumb by the way.

The only thing dumber than tattoos is the people that get them.

Imagine being mogged by your bitch lmao

>live in exclusive neighborhood
>get to test toys and brainstorm story ideas all day
>gourmet chef cooks you lunch
>clear 249k per year
>live with dream girl

Oh but he's short!

lmao, read what I wrote, Mark.
Height has nothing to do with it. Look at his(your) entire posture. Look at your non-verbal dominance over your handler.

it for sure doesn't make up for his height. clearly she's with him for the $$$ and if you think that girl is a dream you're a fucking loser incel, I wouldn't even piss on that ugly pig
>hipster bangs
lemme just fucking vomit real quick

>>get to test toys and brainstorm story ideas all day
HE GETS TO PLAY WITH TOYS ALL DAY! LIVING THE DREAM!

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>i'm 6'6 with a 9" dick
>my name is john I hate every single.....

Ok buddy. Post your hot gf

imagine trying to cope this hard, that little nigger is no taller than 5'2 and one solid punch to the chest would likely stop his infant heart
>dates a pig with red lipstick
>cant stop posing with her to compensate for his height and lil dick

kek nu males are so sad

>i'd rather stock shelves at CVS for $9/hr!

lmfao dude are you that assblasted

A yo mama fucking in a fucking Star Wars movie......

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Which one are you talking about?

>the successful wealthy guy is coping!
>i'm happy with my shitbox car and dead end wageslave existence

>seething so hard
I'm convinced you're that midget, how does it feel dating a girl who could beat you in a fight? does she peg you? does she call you good boy and feed you from a bowl?

319 mil - 150 mil

He doesn't look like either an interesting person or a cool person to hang around with, judging from his tweets.
I'd rather not be him. Also
>has all this cool stuff and cool job
That's just a matter of luck. For every guy like him there's a ton of people who are trying way harder to get a job in Lucasfilm and simply don't have any connections to get in.

>ruin biggest IP in history
>create toys so bad they dont sell
>spic chef despite high salary still doesnt respect you and spits in your food
>make more money than a doctor yet receive less respect than a guy working retail
>dream girl wont fuck you unless you buy her shit first

>people actually think this woman is attractive
>mfw

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They keep 50% AT MOST of US box office and closer to 30% of international. Also that budget doesn't include marketing. I'd be surprised if they made a single dollar.

The only tattoos worth getting are tribal in nature. They symbolize something meaningful and signal status and whatnot.
They're just permanent clothes when done correctly. However, industrial tattoos are permanent Tweets you make about your life, implying and signaling something as well...

>>dream girl wont fuck you unless you buy her shit first
Maybe she's just a "trophy nerd GF" that he gets to brag about to his friends and the internet. And he jerks to that rather than having sex.

americans are very sexually frustrated so they are literally learned to fetishize trash girls

>That's just a matter of luck

And here it is. The loser reveals his loser mentality.

>permanent tweets
lol that's accurate

See

I'm sure you are such a winner yourself. Go play with your legos, but not too much or you will be late for work.

Consider how that applies to TLJ.

>And here it is. The loser reveals his loser mentality.

If it werent for affirmative action or nepotism all these people would have been fired a long time ago

I'd literally rather drive a moped to work for life than to drive a Ferrari but need wooden blocks tied to my feet to reach the pedals kek

>Deadline Hollywood calculated the net profit of the film to be $417.5 million, when factoring together all expenses and revenues, making it the most profitable release of 2017.[2]

I'm convinced that dude is itt right now and raging at everyone, this is fucking golden

>above 10
>Playing with toys

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Yes goy give up...there's no reason to work hard....don't try....you're getting sleepy

>still hasn't posted his gf or paystub

keep coping

ahh yes, middles more kino, especially since
IT LOOKS FUCKING DIFFERENT

I think it's his g/f from the pics above. She's in her porg jammies, sitting in a gamer chair, defending her fragile knight. lmao

reminder that sucking corporate dick and buying a gf doesn't make you cool, but keep deluding yourself that it'll make up for your frail body that I could break with little to no effort

>Certain video games are canon
Too bad those who ((cared and understood)) Star Wars failed to do further research about the title "Death Troopers". Honestly, they should have called them Imperial Commandos. A missed opportunity on my book.

>I might be poor, ugly, and alone, but I could beat up this one small guy I saw on the internet

hahahahahahaha

>shorter than his mutikated onahole
Jesus Christ.

t. himself

Four more vision

haha

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