Wanna know how i got these scars?
Wanna know how i got these scars?
Im a put a smile on your face
My father.... was a gamer
Maggie Gyllenhaal looked like a granny her whole life
I'm the joker, baby!
...and a NEET...
Wanna know how i got these cars?
Tostitos.
Wanna know how i got this arse?
>well hello there beautiful
Woah, he truly was insane
And one day.... He was acting cringier than usual
>Why hello beautiful
My father was a peasant...and a knave.
Hola, preciosa.
da shorks
You remind me of my oneitis... want to go on a date please don't reject me I'm a gentleman gamer dont just go for chad like every other whore
mommy gets the piss bottles to defend herself, he doesn't like that. NOT. ONE. BIT.
Wanna know how I got these jowls?
Customized G35? Shit i thought it'd be like the bullitt mustang custom or something
>you remind me of my wife that my father forced me to marry. She was almost as ugly as you. On the wedding night she took me by surprise and kissed me, so I then tried to cut my mouth off with this knife. I hated my father. Btw, where's that Batman guy and why does he wear the mask?
so, me watching, he takes the piss bottles to her and uh, huh, laughing while he does it