Times it was acceptable for men to cry

>Times it was acceptable for men to cry.

Alright;
>Wedding
>Birth of child
>Death of family or friend
>Death of pet
>In agony
>Loss of meaningful relationship (divorce, friend leaving, etc)

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What about when your mailman dies?

I was raised to never cry.

s11, e5

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I don't get it.

Always more heartbreaking to me than Jurassic Bark

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Well a mailman delivers mail, that’s when letters and stuff is delivered to you. Delivered means given.

youtube.com/watch?v=tm7Xf9818FM

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What about when Norm MacDonald dies?

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He already said Dad, redheaded user
youtube.com/watch?v=yXXgvKQexLs

Stop shilling your faggy anime league of fags whatever you gook lovers call it

>guy on the far left just sits there not giving a shit
every time

>Rose, there is room on the door. Please move over a little.
>Shut up incel, have sex lmao
>*sinks below surface*

feedurama

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What's the original context of this?

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Of course he does that every time it's not a stream it's a video fucking zoomers

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the chink from the walking dead getting killed

I love Blade Runner.

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The end of Red Dawn

TWD when based Negan brained Glenn and Abe.

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why would you tell them that? they're clearly a tourist that doesn't belong here if they haven't seen that webm yet. Fuck you tour guide.

What do you mean? That is the original context.

dog one was sadder

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My best friend since grade school moved away to the countryside when I was 16 to work with his family's business. He and I kept up for a few years, until he stopped messaging me. I eventually found out he died after an accident with some equipment. I tried to forget, but seeing this scene always reminds me of the times we had together and I shed a few tears.
youtube.com/watch?v=qeTw0c6vxO8

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I spoonfeed people just to trigger newfags like you. :)

>this entire scene and final season could have been stopped if they all just communicated

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suck my cock, dude.

ok nigger

Hey guys what's the context of this?

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That old chunk of coal? No tears from me.

>I told you I'm never goin' back.

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One guy invites his friends to watch a new episode of walking dead and then he just sits there and plays video games. You can see him on the background.

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That's Jim Carrey in a scene from the Truman Show.

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youtube.com/watch?v=E0ZYZV_f02c

any man growing up and seeing his father age can relate to this movie

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My father beat and raped me on a daily basis, bucko.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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You were probably asking for it with the way you dressed.

See, this sounds fucking stupid.

That fucked me up.

>dress like ho
>don't want to be ho
Then don't dress like one.

>eason 11, Episode 5

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Or maybe wearing too much clothing is fucking hot and you want to cool down, idiot.

I was more moved by the episode about his dog

then it's rape time

>>When your dog dies
>>When your Dad dies
what a faggot

In what way?

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That and Clannad remain the top 2

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At any point in A Monster Calls during the last 30 minutes.

I'm surprised that someone besides me has seen A Monster Calls.

fuck fuck fuck, this one caught me off guard, i was legit crying at the end

>A Monster Calls
thanks user, I forgot this movie existed and meant to watch, cant believe it's already almost a few years old

>acceptable for men to cry.
Grow up, faggot. I cry at everything.

I was recommended Clannad on Yea Forums after being told Angel Beats! was pleb tier despite its kino music so I'll watch that next

I know they say not to speak I’ll of the dead... but, oh hell, I’ll just say it.. this guy was a REAL JERK

I don't know a single person who hasn't cried while watching it. Just so you're prepared.

Forgot about this, but you got me

When they feel sad

>>When your dog dies

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Is this Starship Troopers?

Are you shitskin? Honest question.

Can confirm, it made me cry too.

>ywn hit a baseball into a hospital room
>ywn meet a qt paralyzed girl while retrieving your ball to apologize
>ywn start spending every day meeting with paralyzed girl
>ywn fall in love with paralyzed girl
>ywn take pity on her mother and shoulder the burden of caring for paralyzed girl
>ywn marry and grow old with paralyzed girl

But most of all...
>ywn be good enough at baseball to hit a ball through a hospital window

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Time...to die...

Great list. To add to it,

>when you’re having a hard day
>when you get stuck behind constant yellow lights
>waiting for your food to cook in the oven only to have to wait some more when you take it out and it’s not actually done yet
>stubbing your toe or narrowly missing stubbing your toe (this could be tears of joy as well)
>when your girlfriend breaks up with you or you have to break up with her
>the very last episode of your favorite television show

Anything else I’m missing? Anons?

Always

stop putting mutts that are seen as food on a pedestal.

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the worst part about Norm was that he was a hypocrite

I really hope you're joking.
But in case you're not, that's Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Great movie, highly recommend.

Americans are seen as food? By who?

>when prime shipping isn't available for your favorite onions flavor

>when you chop an onion

There are multiple flavors of onions?

The bond between man and dog is only felt between whites and dogs. I don't expect a shitskin to understand this kind of camaraderie.

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lol what a fucking sissy faggot. loving an animal more than your fellow man.

youtube.com/watch?v=W-UgNh0hw64

>being proud of this
You’re not making white people look good, bro

I didn't fully look at the pic I just know Starship Troopers as giant bugs or something. I can't watch shit with bugs. Way too creepy.

At the end of Southpark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

When they first arrived at Jurassic Park, and the John Williams soundtrack swelled, and they both lost their shit at seeing this majestic mystery of nature revealed before them.

Only whites are human. Brown "people" are either insects (Asians) or animals (Blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Middle Eastern).

After having looked it up, apparently yes.
There's 6 flavors to choose from...oh goody?

Literally this but feelings say science isn't allowed.

war is hell

>camaraderie with a retarded animal that eats it's own shit

Yes, red, yellow, and huwhite onions all have different flavors and that's not even getting into shallots and stuff.
But really, I'm a faggot phone poster and my samsung POS doesn't like the word "onions".

That ant was a real bro, though.
He helped the kids and saved them from a scorpion, dying in the process.

That's okay. Whites looks good despite what I do or believe. We are after all, the peak of human evolution. Seethe more shitskins.

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Wouldn't take what Yea Forums says too seriously. Angel Beats was massively popular on Yea Forums when it was airing. Those 2 though are fairly generic in getting you in the feels where-as some other shows may resonate with you on a more personal level. Only other one I could think of at the moment would be Ga-Rei Zero, lots of ;-; during that time.

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That's cool and all but I'll never watch it

>When the trailer for Episode XI comes out

A toast to democracy was pretty kino but there are some much sadder moments. When Mittermeyer misses that drink for example.

Hopper's speech about growing up and change

youtube.com/watch?v=5ShfbN9LBDs

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I was actually looking for something upbeat and fun after End of Evangelion and thought I could have an easy laugh with Angel Beats, but boy was that a mistake

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There are aspects of Angel Beats that can plausibly resonate with someone on a personal level.

"Wedding" nigga u gay

Well you weren't entirely wrong, Angel Beats did have a lot of humorous scenes as well as I'm sure you know.

s11e5

Clannad is only sad when you realize just how much of a shitty ending Sunohara got.

>when you realize the holocaust didn't happen

It did make me want to try mapo tofu, even if that was also a sad scene when Otonashi took Kanade's mapo tofu ticket

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What movie?

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snood

When your dad dies there will be other people in your family you need to be strong for.

Still, you remind me of this one time back in the day where I think it ended up that the two anime I was watching simultaneously were Saikano and Kino's Journey (the old one). Those were depressing times.

My dog never asked for my tax dollars

No one said you needed to cry in front of your family or others bitch. Just that you are allowed to cry at some point in private.

Subhuman detected

As all white men know, dogs are better than blacks and third world races in every regard. They actually provide value to the world, while the lesser races are overall net negatives on the world.

Fuck. Every time.

not a movie, season 5 finale of The Shield

I cried because the good guys lost.

when your waifu kills you

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What's the context?

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Hence why dog is an acceptable source of meat in shitty countries. It's jealousy, plain and simple!

:'(

I Don't Want to Talk About It - The Movie.

That's very cool, Anons. But that's nothing.

youtube.com/watch?v=zRBl0GPBm4o

If you don't immediately recognize this scene, I'm sorry you missed out on the purest cutest girlfriendfu as a child

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this guy always plays abusive dads or husbands

Oh are we getting into father/son kino? That seemed like cheating on this board
youtube.com/watch?v=UwElV5C15v4

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when you're being raped by as many massive dicks that can be forced into all your holes. has to be traumatizing.

>your fellow man
i'd take home a stray animal and would rather shoot "my fellow man" as you so ignorantly refer to him as if he was loitering outside my property. humans are not to be trusted and you know it, you loser.

>compromise your family's livlihood
>dad gets mad and says a mean thing

wow, so abusive

kill yourselves seriously all of you do it now. the main premise of that show doesnt even make any sense and you are easily fooled. die.

>Loving your fellow man
Fag
A man should only love his ma, his wife, his children, and his dog.

i can't tell you. it's
TOO SAD

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>we have all the time in the world

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>actual dog fuckers
LMAO!! YOU ACTUALLY CONSIDER FOOD MORE VALUABLE THAN HUMAN LIFE!! OH NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!! MENTAL ILLNESS!!!!!!

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>Love means having sex
Yikes, you actually do need to have sex

>HUMAN LIFE
Only whites are human. The quality of your response is proof of this.

this but also when you're cutting onions. that shit stings

>this is how wh*teoids express their love with dogs
kek. no wonder you guys are always in bestiality videos and rubbing peanut butter on your dicks.

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no one cares about some random ass dog dude, stop trying to compare it to your childhood pet

That's a mirror

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never

>Pivots to bestiality again
Gonna be a YIKES and a Have Sex from me, muchacho

Thank God for Zach braff convincing the creator to pick that song at the end.

At least it gave us the setup for the most satisfying Bond movie opening.

youtube.com/watch?v=rbCFYceDGkM

>I love dogs so much i think i'll become one!

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t. unironically the biggest shitskin faggot to walk the earth

Not an argument

shhh, just let him seeth in peace.

>Not an argument

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Hit the onion with a knife numerous times and then the top layer falls off into small bits in a single slice. But yeah the sting sucks despite onions being fucking great when cooked.

>I loooooooooooooove doggos!

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not gonna lie. i've had dog a few times, and it actually tastes mad good.

>>I loooooooooooooove doggos!

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Go write some jokes norm

crying for those two reasons and no others makes it sound bitchmade sorry

>i’m a goofy goober...

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>When the credits for AABF19 roll

In what way? Are you black and your dad ditched your family when you were young or something?

>friend leaving
It's not even acceptable for a woman to cry here, Jesus Christ man, are you on T-blockers?

i honestly don't cry at much tv or movies, but i get destroyed by this segment of dumbo

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you know its true

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Fuck off I cried like a bitch when my gramps died

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Every single time

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Need a hug?

Faggot. Your children will grow up in a Latino country mark my words

What counts as white?

the real redpill is realizing that both sides were good guys and it was a different time

>Having a reference to your pizza delivery loser uncle in your gravestone even after being the first man to reach mars
That's retarded

go to bed red skull

You mistakingly uploaded a picture other than the pizzeria dog

it is not acceptable to cry over a childrens cartoon. if this or jurassic bark made you tear up you belong on reddit

>letting random fucktards on the internet tell you when it's acceptable for you to exhibit human emotions

Having pure ancestry from certain parts of England, Scotland and Wales. Maybe northern Germans and Danes too

based and redpilled. I last cried when my friend'a child was born when I was 27.
We wuz such tight friends and I kinda miss it but understand the logistics. miss my friend though

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This is classic zoomer-core and that's not a bad thing

How dramatic is it it to be a penguin? These fuckers have it bad. Anyone have that webm of the penguin marching off to die in the mountains

>get called subhuman
>post video of innocent creature getting killed to prove them wrong

I really thought that the movie was gonna end with him soundlessly pounding on the wall and legit almost cried

I forgot I wanted to watch that too, thanks

wallaces death in the wire

youtube.com/watch?v=hor_gOBU_GU

Cows are also innocent creatures yet you gweilos dont think twice about killing them

If i wake up dead can i cry about it?

they are also retarded, even by animal standards

We dont do it to prove our status os human beings

Ok so you don't have any objective argument. Get fucked China is coming

>suwenda amercan!
>weady! aim! fiya!
>we lossening too many! quick! back to da hive!

to eat dogs? they already are

>covers it with a spoiler tag
>automatically embedded video title spoils it anyway

t. allergic schizoid

what are you a woman

That third one is interesting because I just saw a picture of a group of furries and couldn't help but notice that all of them were white, so that kind of lends credence to the data that the majority of furries are white.

ngl had some tears falling no homo

>caring this much about fictional characters

imagine if americans cared about real people,they might have a health care system

sliteyed bugs aint human

forgot to take your meds again schizo

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Why are there so many people who watch girly anime that hang out on Yea Forums? I never see any post that seems like it could be made by someone who watches girly anime. Then again I watch girly anime and I never talk about it here so I guess it makes sense that people are hiding, biding their time and waiting for the right opportunity to talk about girly anime.

Jokes on you, we're girls. I've been female for almost six months now and I love anime so eat my ass.

Why the hell don't Yang Gang just mourn his death like Empirefags mourn Kirches death?

Wow, talk about toxic masculinity.

fuck off wigger

Ive never seen this movie in full. However i did see thisbone scene just by itself one time when i was little when the movie was on tv. And i got real sad. Still thinking about it makes me sad. Doesnt it like save the kids from a spider or something?

me in the back

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Based. We gotta protect le secret club

scenes women will never understand

Cringe af

I give it all... not even that was enough.

That's a mirror.

IS ACCEPTABLE TO MEN TO CRY WHENEVER THEY WANT

INSECURE FAGGOT

>when you’re a super star but your boss steals your waifu and glory
>when your best friend is killed

It literally angers me that I have to share a planet with people like this.

Don't forget your purse on the way out faggot.

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Cleetus why ;____;

Feel free to leave any time.

>watch Click
>expect a shitty comedy
>cry uncontrollably instead
How was this even possible

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I'd like to know too, it wasn't a very good movie.

What about your children?

How come penguins embody human suffering so frequently?

>when your cunny gets her first period and turns into a roastie

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Shitskins aren’t human

The father and son moment was very heartbreaking

>When Mittermeyer misses that drink for example.

That episode ruined me.

CRYING IS FOR GIRLS
I'M A MANLY MAN ON Yea Forums
I DON'T CRY

End of Evangelion

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Crozier's reaction just kills me

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youtu.be/Avq6f4JQYMI
He was a good mate

he's an incel he won't have children

Brother my brother....

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he waited youtu.be/6UHlXLmsDGA

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Ahh It's the Cosby Cock

Im gonna cry when my momma dies you fucking incel

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Literally me

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penguin communities are surprisingly analogous to human ones in many ways that other animal communities aren't

meant for

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Chads don't cringe. They have absolutely zero sense of self-awareness, sarcasm, smarm, snark, or ironic humor.

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First 5 minutes of UP got men

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youtu.be/2VwPZjb9S8Q

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I know, I know
>Anime
But watch Texhnolyze if you want some crushing nihilism. It's like if Ergo Proxy wasn't fucking terrible.

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youtube.com/watch?v=y49Omj1onuI

The ending to this one.

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Only real men are allowed to cry at this scene

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Bro tons of people have posted anime in this thread, you're among kindred spirits. I never watched Texhnolyze but I've heard it does some artsy stuff, like apparently the first episode doesn't have any dialogue for like 13 minutes? That's not very common.

we didn't know where the remote was and my dad had trouble finding the power button so i had to watch her for over 10 seconds

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Oh shit, I completely.forgot about this scene:

youtu.be/9UIc6o5Z8SU

AND I REMEMBER THE SOUND
OF YOUR NOVEMBER DOWNTOWN

Train to Busan

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lads..... T_T

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How come he never noticed that the clouds weren't moving?

Hahahaha what?
> wedding
Literally get your estrogen levels checked
> agony
I fet repeat bowel obstructions including once leading to my intestine literally ripping open. If you're in real agony crying just isn't even a consideration. You're more likely to cry stubbing a toe than in agony.
> friend leaving.
I don't even know if this is bait

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Fuck that movie. So predictable, so shitty. It wasn't even action packed. Only teenagers like this movie. It's the Chinese Boondock Saints.

Hachiko made me cry, and I don't even have a doggo

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>he doesn't cry himself to sleep every night

that part in I Am Legend

you know the part i'm talking about

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The part where they replaced based Heston with a nigger.

>>Wedding

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F

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this

pitbulls is for cucks

F

>pitbull

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More like the first 3-4 episodes have minimal as hell dialogue. It's a real slow burn and the story gets a bit too convoluted for it's own good by the end but the atmosphere is tip top. Just don't expect a happy ending. For anyone.

S

>Boromir's death.
>"My friends, you bow to no one".
That's literally it.

>shitbulls
Of course.

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Big Fish and Arizona Dream did me in.

Simmer down, incel.

A scorpion. And if you've got fucking scorpions in your suburban front yard, you've got bigger problems in life than whatever wacky invention your idiot dad is working on.

>when close family member or friend dies
>when in severe pain
>cutting onions
ftfy

well, not niggers

Hmm... let's see, as an oldfag, I did not cry at my wedding (too shellshocked by everything going on), cried when I sang my son a song for the first time, did not ever cry at the death of a pet (though I did feel a painful emptiness inside), and cried whenever I would get self-destructively drunk after my ex left me.

I CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU

Theres two things in Titanic that actually make me cry. The look on the captain's face when he realizes the ship is fucked and hundreds of people in his care will die. And the shot of the old couple cuddled up in bed as their room floods because they've accepted their fates. I couldn't give a fuck about Jack dying

One of Tim Burton's best movies. Arguably his last great one (though Big Eyes and Frankweenie were decent).

I always make it up until he sees his wife, the last person waiting for him at the river, then he strokes her cheek and calls her his lady in the water, because she was that mysterious metaphorical mermaid that kept him always searching for something bigger his whole life.

Christ, Albert Finney was such a good actor.

Holy shit.

F

>Dad
I hope my dies a horrible death.

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>The guy in the back not giving a fuck

Based

God, I miss my dad so much

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Why was the horse depressed.

White dog's burden...

holy fuck this was me like a month and a half ago

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His name was George Paulson

ooooooh duuuuuuutch