Lmao look at this dude's arm

lmao look at this dude's arm
it's like a small child or woman is in this suit

sith troops are actual small girls put in red painted storm trooper armor and given a weapon that looks like it's from earth

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>decide not to bring back Phasma
>replace her with Red Phasma
Creative genius at work here.

LOOK AT THOSE HANDS
OH NO NO NO

SITH TROOPERS ARE TINY GIRLS

it's forarm is so short there's no way this isn't a female

Sells more than the Fin action figure. Fuck Jar Jar Binks can still do that.

Finn is the lowest bar you can go to. Except maybe Rose.

KOTOR already did a red quasi-stormtrooper called "sith trooper".
And whether they just did it by incompetent coincidence or to stir up buzz, calling them "Sith" troopers more or less gives away the direction the "twists" are going to go in explaining the undeveloped backstory of the thirty plus years between ROTJ and TFA.

This is LITERALLY just JJ doing his own stupid, hacky spin on the Red Guards. What the fuck? How is anyone eating this up? This just confirms that TROS is going to be a really shitty Return of the Jedi ripoff. This movie's going to be a disaster.

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even reddit normies from /r/starwars hates it so you know disney is in trouble

Is that blaster a dressed-up AK?

looks like something out of killzone

lets double down

asian female

and gay with a black female girlfriend sith trooper

Return of the Jedi had a plot, I can't imagine that this movie will be about much at all, unless JJ just said fuck it and literally brought back the emperor in his full form. Based on the last two films however I imagine the emperor will just be some phantom who appears in another one of Rey's boring, overly long force visions.

These niggas really just painted a stormtrooper red, Marinara lookin headass. fuckin spaghetti trooper for the Pizza Hutts. Man, fuck these movies

>dip in red paint
>sell billions in toys
you know this was their thought process before anything else
next it'll be rainbow storm troopers cause everyone has to one up each other to drive interest I guess

You realize this is a 1/6th model toy, right user?

Palpatine's guard was a mistake. Ever since they were briefly shown in passing those two fucking times, every faggot writer with a OC complex wants to do their own "badass" take on them. They're like a black hole for zero talent pleb cool.

I hope it's Emelia in there

you realize people shitpost on Yea Forums right tourist?

Choose your Sith Trooper

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Blue checkmark.

Well I mean in fairness these are really cool designs. Some of the coolest costumes in the OT. I can't blame people for getting hung up on them.

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>Sith Trooper
???
...so, the Sith matter again despite how nu-Lucasfilm wanted to drop the name? Does this mean Kylo Ren is now Darth Kylo? What was the point of the Knights of Ren?

>clone troopers are color coordinated to signify rank
>based! kino! badass!

>nutroopers are color coordinated to signify rank
>hack! reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Autism. You faggots just want something to be angry about.
>inb4 le mouseshill
You’re going to watch this while pretending to fight jews.