So user, tell me about your Blu Ray collection

hahahahah what the fucki

Is that a GILF?

THE WORLD IS A LIE

It's going great finally found the departed great movie

>tfw you realise it's not shopped.

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>youtube.com/channel/UCORQeLF-4ANO2yE-6pBUyxg
Wtf, I was 100% it was Remi Lacroix's ass.

Not him but I would without a doubt

from behind and only if she's wearing a mask

>She probably listened to this as a kid.
youtube.com/watch?v=TxOPqDoKkik

Get Blacked on the phone now!

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Holy shit this is actually real

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mom?!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES

Grandma?!

I can't tell if she's 60s-70s old or just in her 30s with kind of an old lady hairstyle.

she could sit on my face anyday

Not that user but id have some fun with her. Honestly one of the most fun sex experiences ive had was with a 52 year old woman when I was 26 or 27. She was ALWAYS wet, even after I came inside her a few times.

Only if she does anal

This is an infinitely based post.

Imagine the amount of cocks she's taken over the years

BREHHHHHHHHHS
youtu.be/h7ZoYf6e9A8

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She looks like she fucks her sons

Wow. Lotta hula hoops. I like her energy.

i don't know what to think, i just don't know.

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Thank you

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haha, who would do that, could you imagine lol

so conflicted right now

This please

As a man I can make tough decisions.
*ahem* I would like to formally announce, I would.

I like her noble Lithgow face. It's contrasts with that sweet bod.

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*grandsons

*granddaughters

What's the conflict? Whether to bust a nut into toight GILF puss or to jerk off into your hand?

Those fucking comments. She actually responds to the sexual harassment earnestly lmao

No way that's a lesbian, that's impossible, she'd be 200lbs heavier at that age.

>when the sunlight illuminates the cellulite
oh man, that's the ticket.

based

So apparently she's 42. She said as much in response to a comment. Regardless, would def hit that.

What the fuck ahahahahahah

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This justifies all the horrors had delivered upon mankind up to this point.

jesus, i would say at the very least, 55

YO WHAT THE FUCK

no less than 53

Ok, but first put on this paper bag

Ruined

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This bitch is 42?

She must have made a bargain with a demon where her head ages at an accelerated rate but her body stays the same.

Holy shit

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Fucking dropped

it was hotter when i thought she was 60

I thought she was in her 60s. Unsubbing right now and masturbation cancelled.

>white women

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What the fuck is wrong with wh*te women?

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Fuck it. That ass looks amazing, her body is practically perfect. I'm fucking her. You know she's a fucking freak and all she cares about is endless orgasms between the two of you.

I thought I could be genuinely surprised for once in my life.

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>masturbation cancelled
top kek

>penor...
>wtf are you doing...
>no penor....
>stop...

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based AND redpilled
youtube.com/watch?v=Zcj25H_SJio

The absolute state of white roasties

Damn I thought her hair was white! Maybe it's just platinum blonde.

>white women

Kek

She has a great body and ass, but what the fuck is up with the face

What do you mean
I was surprised thinking she was 60 and had Jada Stevens' ass and was surpised again to know she's only 42
This thread is a rollercoaster

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Wait until you guys find out she has a penis.

>Be me, 19
>Second year of college
>Broke-fag
>Grandparents live in the same city where I go to school
>Offer to let me live there rent free
>Free food and rent is awesome, but does little when it comes to picking up skanks
>No girl is turned on by, "hey baby, let's go back to granny and pop-pop's house
>Grandpa is damn near 80, should have retired years ago, but refuses to
>All he does is works and sleeps
>All grandma does is drink
>All I do is go to school and fap
>Getting a little tired of it all
>Been 3 months since I'd gotten laid
>Very frustrated
>Happen to look at my grandma one day
>Notice the old gal has held up fairly well
>In good shape, nice tits for 68, great ass
>Instant diamonds
>WTF Is wrong with me??
>Try to push these dark thoughts away
>Still, find myself fapping to old lady porn
>Goes on for a month
>Every time I see my grandma, get rock hard
>Worst part, she's really touchy-feely
>Always wants a hug or to rub my shoulders
>She definitely felt it
>Drop all pretenses while fapping, start actually imagining fucking her
>I'm going to Hell
>Seriously hate myself at this point, considering suicide
>"Hang on, hug before you leave!"
>Can't take it anymore
>Grab her, pull her close to me
>Press my bulge against her
>Hear her say, "Ohhh!"
>Hold her tight, grind into her
>She gasps
>Loosen embrace so she can see my face
>Thrust against her while looking directly into her eyes
>All she can do is hum and bite her lip
>Pull her close again, put my lips on her's and ram my tongue into her mouth
>She squeals but she kisses back
>Back her up to the kitchen table
>Feel her hands undoing my pants
>Slide all the shit off the table in one swipe, throw her onto it
>Maul those big grannie titties, squeezing and sucking on them
>She's freed my cock at this point, so hard it's like a steel rod covered with flesh
>Drop a hand down between her legs. Not sure what's wetter, her pussy or my precum covered cock
>Push her panties out of the way, don't even take them off

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>Get up on the table with her now, expecting to just slide right in, but her pussy is like a clamp
>Finally get myself inside her, stare into her eyes again
>Start slowly thrusting
>Hear her start moaning, "Oh my god please. Oh my god please" over and over
>Start fucking her harder. I'm not being nice about it.
>She's arching her back and has her legs wrapped around me
>Would like to get longer strokes, but she's like a vice
>Strong old broad
>Pound her hard for a good 10 minutes or so
>She's came twice already
>I drop the biggest load of my life, directly into her cunt
>It's like her pussy is a milking machine, it won't stop and neither will I
>Finally collapse on top of her
>We're kissing
>Somehow frenching your grandma is even dirtier than fucking her
>Not sure why
>Get up
>She starts to say something
>"Shut the fuck up," I say
>I grab her and carry her into her bedroom for what would be round 2.
>I missed an entire week of classes fucking her while my grandpa was gone
>Still fucking her now
>Says grandpa hasn't fucked her in almost 20 years
>Thought about having an affair, but thought it was too risky
>Then she said she felt too old
>The old bitch has lots of pent-up energy, loves to take it out my cock
I don't mind either...
>She loves risky shit, like fucking while he's in the house, and so do I
>Haven't even bothered looking for a girlfriend since it started.

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Fuck off, dumbass. This isn't the place for your shitty fanfic.

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>this is a 42 year old white woman
Yeah, ass, but comon.

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you're a fucking faggot

Go to church

What's the opposite of c*nny

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cunna

Honey?
It doesn't expire. I'm coining it.

would

cunma?

russy

I'd fuck the shit out of her. Plain faced girls with amazing bodies make me diamonds.

100%

>Strong old broad
my sides

Eh I regularly have sex with my neighbor and she is 56.

mompusy

Grussy

this sounds like a gentle lie the ladies with "distinguished" age tell. she's 42 now, just like she has been for the last 8 years, and will be for the next 4. then she'll be "45"

Flappy

GOOBER

>Dick confusion intensifies

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She really needs a bag for a face.

how do you guys even end up having sex with an older woman i work retail so the majority of the customers are older women and have absolutely no luck

post pic

have big benis and be charming

A lie. Just as said.

>and have absolutely no luck
what do you say to them?
>h-hey, are those cucumbers for your pussy?

post pic

have you tried not being a charisma void, loser?

>have big benis and be charming
can i just be double charming?

Bars are an easy place to start. That's where I pick up most of the older women I hook up with. I havent slept with someone under the age of 40 in almost a year. I miss pussy my age

Dubs and Lea becomes my girlfriend this summer.

Her mom was commenting on one of her videos. She’s young enough to have a living mother who uses YouTube.

is this the grifter video?

I mean, yeah I'll fap to it. doesn't mean I approve

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Would absolutely cum in her

roastie

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damn white women age like THAT?