Alternate cut ending

>objective
>survive

NOOOOOOO I PAY TAXES, YOU CAN'T KILL ME

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For real though, why wouldn't this work? Get like 1000 people to rush the place

>Paying taxes
>Working at all

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If you plan it in secret you can’t get enough people and there’s tons of honey pots on the government anyways.

They could always hide the stuff, but then people will get angry if they find nothing

Jokes on them, all the good shit is kept at S4.

Honey pots on the dark web*

Riot police, tear gas, flashbangs. Any crazy alien tech they might bring to bear.

If you could get 1000 people to storm the place by suprise it would work

The US is bad but it's not China.

Yeah but if something like this is organized it can encourage more and more people to repeat it in other areas.

Gamers rise up

Once the first 20 are torn into pieces by 50 cal fire, after being given repeated warnings, the rest will realise the warnings weren't 'empty'.

Why the fuck would you?

If the government really was hiding aliens, what's the fucking purpose ofactually keeping them at THE place for aliens?
If there were any aliens at Area 51, they would've moved them after the first popculture reference about them
A thousand shows and movies later and you still think you'll find some little alien goblin laid out on a metal slab like every shitty movie ever?

I guess this is how they imagine themselves.

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Because you would actually get shot.

Just build like 100 of these

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They can if they know months in advance that you are coming.

Literally just giving them targets for whatever Skunkworks are developing nearby.

A few warning shots would stop most of them.

Drug everyone like ISIS did so they have no fear

Anything of value is underground or can fly away. Good luck finding anything cool even if you somehow zerg the base.

Have fun surprising them in a fucking desert

How could you mobilize 100 cars, assuming an average of 9 people per car, in secret through the desert.

they'd just use alien tech to rewrite memories and you wouldn't even know any time had passed

Cover the cars in mirrors so they relfect the desert effectively becoming invisible, easy

There ain't any ayylmaos there, something that big would have been posted in Wikileaks already, its just a secret weapon test site

*blocks your path*

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That's what you would say, I wanna see.

DUDE AYYLIUMS LMAO

>There ain't any ayylmaos there
That's correct. They're kept at Wright Patterson AFB.

There would be no surprise.
The place is heavily monitored and the use of deadly force is authorized.
I myself worked late one night (Not 51 but Mercury) and passed by a Ford F150 with a 20 mm Minigun mounted in the bed. It tracked my vehicle. Kinda spooked me.

These people only know the capabilities of weapons from movies.

Yellowstone when, I want all that place to die

Grey hands typed this post.

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Think of how many people either directly, or indirectly (contractors or whatever) have worked in area 51 and how high profile it is. How come nothing has leaked? Whats going on bros?

If the military is openly using alien plasma rifles then the guys storming the facility kinda win

Fear of jail and also death would keep many silent.

Penalty of death and/or prison. Heavy, heavy compartmentalization.

Real talk though: would the government open fire on its own citizens if they actually tried this? Like if they got a really big mob of 1000+ people that were too many to just block with a few vehicles and police officers.

Yeah but that hasn't stopped other leakers in the past.

Not if there are no survivors.

Yes.

Aliens will come to their houses.

Facilities like these have a lockdown mode that would keep even organized terrorists out. This is probably a meme to trick really stupid people

There are likely less-than-lethal options for something like this, but, yeah, I think they would. Otherwise you open yourself up for this going forward.

>9 people per car,
What are we, Mexican?

This lol. They just hit a button and lock all the bomb/nuke proof doors and gg

life isn't anime, the moment first blood is drawn everyone will pussy out

They'd kill everyone and you'd never hear about it except on /pol/

>land of the free
>can't step foot on certain soil that autocratic government agencies deem private

Yes. The federal government has gone full scorched earth even when a much smaller number of people decided to stop playing ball.

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Cant just grab 100 people and march on to the local army base and demand to inspect the tanks. Area 51 has nothing to do with it.

>be American
>walk in desert
>get shot

100? No. 100,000? Yes. Just need the right number tbqh

Granted, they have calmed down since Oklahoma. Now it's just drone strikes.

Nothing personal.

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If Antifa staged a raid on the White House, you better believe they would get mowed down.

By the way, any way we could convince antifa to storm the White House?

they would open fire with non-lethals and just take them all out, we have a lot of ways to take people out without killing them.

They would use fast movers to intimidate any large groups then surround them by land with aoe non lethals, then use direct fire for any they missed inside the cordon.

A thousand people to a military unit is nothing when the reality is they're some of the best police/goalies for keeping people out in the world. How many people rush the area 51 test site, every year?

I bet they have real time sat and thermals, stingrays for telecom setup nearby, you couldn't approach the place without setting off three alarms.

And deny the rest of us the show? Don't you want to see the true effectiveness of an automatic 40mm grenade launcher?

that armor is for ground to ground. an attack from the top would negate it completely

Adding to this. I've learned by working on projects that even non-nuclear powerplants have 10-ton blast doors, corridors designed to be long for shooting people, and machine-gun posts at every corner (even inside the power plant). They even have drills where personnel LARP as terrorists and security tries to 'tag' them with fake guns that shoot lasers and blanks. Government facilities are modern day castles.

It wont take long until they decide they need to have another public show of force.

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what's that for? messing with shells before they reach the main armor i guess?

*teleports above you*

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Are the security people supposed to be military?

To prevent any light reflections, plaster the vehicles with printouts of your brain activity readings instead. That way you can make absolutely sure that they betray absolutely nothing.

Yeah bro everyone is a coward like you. Those fellas at ww2? Total pussies

To be fair it's part of a nuclear test range and live weapon ranges so is partly for public safety.

>Doesn't know how to calculate averages
Idk you might be

t. never participated in a protest or a riot

1000 peoples is a really small number to control with the appropriate tools which I'm sure Area 51 have. You'll need at least 100 000 ANGRY people to make a proper storm of the place and expect heavy casualties.

Just convince a bunch of drumpftards that hillary is in there molesting kids lmao like that guy who tried to shoot up the pizza place

Anyone can be brave if they've been brainwashed by the ZOG.

People are like why arent your more patriotic user why dont you worship your overlords user.

>plan this in advance giving time for the government to move all the secret stuff

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This would work if you literally got half a million people.

Word of advice user. Goverments dont plan ahead that much and are overly cocky.

Even if you got into the base, you wouldn’t be able to get into any buildings or anything. I’m sure even the vast majority of security guards working there don’t have access to the deep labs where the hidden shit is. It would just look like an air base.

Just attack electrical substations, they're unprotected as fuck. No need to target an actual power station when taking out the intermediate stations will do just as fine a job. Take out a bunch and you'll fuck everything up even worse because they'll need to go out to all of those locations to get them back up and running.

Being patriotic has nothing to do with worshiping the men who did this and Ruby Ridge. The likes of the founding father would never have allowed something like this to happen.

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There is nothing in Area 51, complete waste of time. Just leave it.

They have generators...

Lol, check out this guy with his vast and nuanced knowledge of “governments”

This. I'm getting sleepy, we should all forget about this and get some rest.

You could put them all over your killdozer.

>going
rip

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What the fuck do you do when they send the UFOs on you?

>people stage a protest
>act like they're going full open insurrection
Are you guys just fed shills or what?

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They would not shoot "non-lethal" ammunition. There are signs up everywhere around the base that says if you continue you will be killed. This is especially true if a large group was advancing on the base. Even if you just drive up to it, on your own, in a car, you get surrounded by a half dozen trucks full of dudes with their hands on their guns. A large group moving towards the base? They get lit up.
What do you think, they have rubber bullet machine guns? Less than lethal options are for single take downs. And even then they don't have a 100% chance of working. If there was a big group then less than lethal goes out the window.

1,000 is way too low. They would mow you down in 20 minutes. You would need millions to run them over before they have time to fire at all of you.

It is true, but like many people you are just a retard that thinks goverments and polititians are omnipresent and allways watching lmao

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The Chinese government has access to like 1 billion people they literally don't give a shit about, why don't they use them to storm places like this?

Every military base, power plant, government facility etc. has backup generators. Depending on importance of function, they have multiple redundant backups for multiple possible scenarios.
God fucking stupid armchair terrorists. Realize our government can drop a billion dollars like it is nothing.

Pretty much.

It is wind chimes to play some spooky chain rattling sounds.

how are they going to transport a million chink drones into the middle of the Nevada desert without the US military noticing

>Realize our government can drop a billion dollars like it is nothing.
Yet they say they can't afford universal healthcare

The area 51 alien theorists should raid a prison and then use the prisoners as human shields to get in.

If there was a legitimate threat to Groom Lake or the Nevada National Security Site. then Nellis AFB would scramble and serious air support would be just minutes away. The bombing and training range is pert of the same Test Site.

Because they don't want to keep idiots like you alive

fuck I forgot about this, any good kinos? documentaries are fine

>worker drone dies a few years early
Who cares

People have been shot by cops for far, far less than gathering at a government site.

>suprise
>post and organize on facebook
>invite the public to join
>suprise

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This. Tiananmen got 1 million people at his best and took several thousands of soldiers to displace the people. With them actively trying to kill the protesters, they managed to kill in-between 2 000 to 10 000 peoples (according to a recent report released last year). And you bet your ass people got the fuck out as soon as soldiers started to shoot at people.
So 1 million storming Area 51 would get thousands of casualties in the span of a few hours, considering the US army has weapons much more sophisticated than 1989 China. You need to have the crowd being pissed as hell to actually disregards the killing to continue moving forward.

So basically, you need zombies.

It would actually make a good movie plot
>hundreds of chubby white middle age soifags charge Area 51
>they accidentally release an alien that had been contained there for years in their assault
>the alien starts ripping apart all these fat conspiracy faggots as they scream and run to try to escape
>the last shot of the movie is a 45 year old over-weight white guy pleading to the alien, "PLEASE don't kill me, I have never had sex, I was going to hire an escort next week to take my virginity, I DON'T WANT TO DIE NEVER HAVING TOUCHED A VAGINA!"
>the alien rips apart his fat tubby pale body

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You just need 1 man with a jetpack like CJ.

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I heard the latest series they did about it was surprisingly unbiased towards the Branch Davidians. I know some user went there and took photos of the very humble memorial they have in place for the women and unborn children that died, I wish I could find those pictures.

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How do other countries keep their military technology secret? Same thing.

There’s almost definitely stuff but it’s likely just prototype aircraft and military tech rather than anything supernatural

Even if you had 100000 people try to storm it it wouldn't work. The more people you have the easier it'll be for them to identify the threat and neutralize it.

>Get 1000 incels together
>On the count of 3 unleash HELL
>Run from cover to cover dodging machine gun fire and alien death rays
>Your mates are going down left and right because they are overweight and can't fit behind cover.
>75% of Zerg division KIA/Captured
>Deploy smoke and wait till night no turning back now
>Finally sneak up to bunker
>Use iPad to hack in
>Thousands of deaths but will be worth it for the truth
>Go into the vault and see blowup dolls painted green
>HAHAHA IDIOT written on the walls
>Base commander comes out with guards to arrest you
>Commander says anything important has been moved years ago and they were trolling you all along
>Spend 20 years getting raped in Federal prison for a prank

>If the government really was hiding aliens, what's the fucking purpose ofactually keeping them at THE place for aliens?
It's the last place you'd expect them to actually be. Hide in plain sight.

>the government has to use shitty Ford trucks
>can’t even spring for 250

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That's what they want you to think. It's actually at s11, in the 5th wing. Ask for Charles, he used to run the place.

The aliens are in the Whitehouse actually.

And see what?
Whatever new stealth bomber or hypersonic missile Northrop and Lockheed are working on?
These things have been photographed before just like with the B-2 and the F-117

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Protag makes it out and survives
lol those ayrmy vydja

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What exactly can they do?

The military would never just kill thousands of unarmed civilians

My guess is tear gas and rubber bullets

The closest legal line is 26 miles away, and the base itself is around 100 miles away from Vegas. Unless you have something in line of 200 desert ready vehicles (5 people per vehicle), as your whole advancement is reliant on a single lane highway. As this is a thought experiment we'll ignore the massive redflag of hundreds of desert ready cars all heading to Vegas.

Getting there requires a convoy to somehow bypass a heavily monitored corridor, which we know is heavily monitored. As soon as anyone gets near the 375, there's already a bunch of trucks filled to the brim with enough bullets to personally stop the border crisis. So we have to ignore the obscenely high amounts of monitors and sensors.

To further compound this, your average consumer vehicle is not designed to withstand firepower, much less sustained high level fire power. These are toys that your average jarhead has no idea exist, and you can bet your ass that security just wants to test their toys on a moving target.

Let's say that all this can be bypassed. Area 51 is very much secured by the mountains. For all our vehicle tech, they still cannot climb mountains, which is what Area 51 is defended by. There's a one lane road in and out through the mountains. The closest road is the 93 to 375, which is in the middle of nowhere. If there was a serious convoy, Nellis AFB would bomb the SHIT out of them, and just say "oh yeah we were testing bombs and didn't tell you. Our bad"

Let's say you get past Tikaboo Peak (going off Google Maps), and get the entire convoy through the tiny little hole? It's a valley between two mountains. Nellis AFB can just free range bomb right there as well. Shit, the signs even say that it's a bomb test site. So we get past that, we hit Campfire Hill, where again, the convoy is forced to squeeze through a tiny hole.

Now we get past that, and I'll continue in the next post if needed.

The founding fathers literally disarmed tax protesters in Pennsylvania.

I didn't even know anything about this any specs or info?

>The military would never just kill thousands of unarmed civilians
You're right, this would NEVER happen. Ever. And it never has at any point in history.

Has anyone ever been arrested for trying to get on the base?

Is that not literally just a B-2?

LRAD

the government still uses cobol

Holy shit is that the area 51 game
I loved that game

Tons

Its called the B-21.
Sorta like a smaller, cheaper B-2.

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>comparing alien obsessed facebook fags with WW2 soldiers

>a 3 month heads up to kill yourself
does he actually expect a turnout for this?

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That was probably the successor, the B-21. It was announced like a year after those pics were taken or something.

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What if they CAN'T move the evidence? Too unstable,force fields, etc.

You would need 10,000 at least who wouldnt puss out at the first cracking of a warning shot

Please continue, user. This is enjoyable to read.

>3 people make it through the swarm of police vehicles and tear gas
>throw open the hangar
>see various military planes in different stages of development
>sit there and wait for the cops to come get them while government STEM nerds stare at them with amused looks on their faces

Please continue

Why don't you just launch a hundred drones there?

*bombs you

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They could kill the signal

Because consumer grade drones are basically glorified toys.

lol

>fire one tear gas round
>70% scatter
>hit rest with non lethals
Wow so hard. Nobody's going to give enough of a shit to actually try fighting their way past that. Then ringleaders will be hit with organizing what's essentially a terrorist act attempting incite something like this on forbidden territory.

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Plot twist: they actually can

Look it up on YouTube. Tons of people try to get in and tons are arrested. Plenty of YouTube vids show dumbass conspiratards driving up and getting swarmed by trucks or SUVs in seconds.

What if 10,000 of us came armed to the teeth

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There's literally nothing there. Why the fuck would the govt keep the super top secret shit in the area that is famous for the super top secret shit?

Also who the fuck could believe in aliens and shit with trump being president? He'd have told us about it on twitter like day 4

If aliens really were there it would only be known to an elite few

ever read about korea? how the usmilitary held off a million chinks? some facebook agitators are nothing

Trump is in that elite few

based

Post videos, I can't find them.

>implying they tell Trump any of the really secret stuff

US is worse by a wide margin.

>movie doesn't end with the alien taking over the world
shit movie. hollywood would probably hire you

Ima ex-president you douche

won't they just detonate the facility and destroy all the evidence

Area 51 is a smoke screen. The real alien secret base is actually secret, its deep beneath a mountain in Alaska.

THERE WERE SHIPS OF SHAPES AND SIZES

You get to witness the most epic non-lethal weapons testing demonstration in history. The amount of bean bags and tear gas and embassy defense charges and tazings. I think I’d laugh to death.

So now we get to Campfire Hill, about 10 miles out from the base. We now have miles of tiny corridor, where the military has continuous uphill advantage. You're still going with 2 lanes because fuck it, you're breaking a ton of laws anyway. You're effectively just lining yourselves to be shot down. Keep in mind, any vehicle that gets shot down immediately cuts off those following. You wouldn't even need bullets, just a your basic traffic spikes. Again, all you need is just 2 cars to not work and the whole thing goes to shit. I forgot to mention, this applies to Tikaboo Point as well. But I didn't bring it up then, because let's say the military DIDNT have this planned out

SO! We bypass the monitoring, the air force bombing runs, the massive amount of firepower from the high ground, the traffic spike strips, all that shit. All 200 cars made it through and are set to raid the Area 51. There's still MILES of open air travel that you need to bypass. Even blazing at 120 mph (STUPID AS FUCK IN DESERT TERRAIN BTW) it takes 5 minutes to get from the opening after Campfire all of the way to the base. Which is another bombing run for Nellis.

So we bypass that third bombing run, all the mountains and drive up. Guess what? The base is fortified against the insane temperature differentials in the summer. It's got so much fortification that consumer grade weaponry cannot do a thing. Base goes into lockdown, assuming all the employees weren't evac'd immediately. In fact, let's go back to the temperature. Doing this in september is still dumb as fuck, since the area is still very hot. Doing it in the day would result in many cars overheating. Doing it at night is suicide, the military could see them glowing like they were CIA agents.

Just to get to the fucking base by car and foot is just plain absurdity, much less doing any sort of lasting damage. 95% of the security of Area 51 is because it's such an inhospitable, hellish terrain.

isn't area 51 just for testing chair force shit?

Nothing stopped those people after seeing their friends getting blown to pieces, if those wackos have the same determination im sure they could do at least something. Unlike you faggot lmao

>The likes of the founding father would never have allowed something like this to happen.
>t. never studied history

You have no idea. America has squashed civilian rebellions since day one.

>Shay's rebellion 1786
>Whiskey Rebellion 1791
>Fries's Rebellion 1799

all within the presidencies of Washington and Adams.

yeah and you should also go outside because the weather's great tonight

Jeb, quit LARPing as your brother

USA is a decoy, the rea nation ofl America is in Tajikistan. Think about it, why dont you ever hear about Tajikistan? USA is a honeypot.

Can you shoot down a wing of armored A10's with a 30 mm cannons?

Life is precious, I don't give a shit about seeing fucking ALF enough to die for it

>storm area 51
>see ay lmaos
then what

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Finally Have Sex

>the military could see them glowing like they were CIA agents.
Oh you.jpg

>chair force

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America sold the Aliens to China in 2002. The Alpha Draconis are moving base to China and abandoning America. Hopefully the Andromedans finally push through the orbital blockade.

fuck one and go home like you planned

> One does not simply walk into Area 51. Its security gates are guarded by more than just goblinos. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the FBI is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

>i like to live like an ignorant and enjoy people keeping secrets from me and also am too much of a pussy to do something agsinst that
Lmaoo cuck mentality at its finest

Why didn't they ride the eagles into area 51?

There's plenty to find you didn't even try that hard.
>Fire tear gas
Okay obviously that didn't work because only an idiot would try walking to the base
>Hit them with """"non-lethals""""
What the fuck are you talking about? Tasers? Bean bag rounds? What? And obviously those don't work if someone is in a car. Hell, they don't even work if you're not within like 20 feet of the person.
If you drive past the signs and don't stop for the base security you're dead.

Get alien pussy(?) and wespons and die

>I enjoy killing myself so I can see epic aliens
complete retard idealogy

Exceptionally based.

Is this scenario Mordor has the Eagles.

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is that an austrailian tank?

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Say
>huh, well what do ya know
And then get knocked in the back of the head like in the movies

A platoon of soldiers can easily stop 1000 unarmed civilians if they really want to.

Name literally any country in the world that allows unrestricted civilian access to military facilities.

You don't understand. There wouldn't be any sort of pussying out or anyone being blown to pieces. The easiest, cheapest and most effective way of stopping the convoy of retards is simply blocking the roads. Let them sit for a day in the hot desert sun, pinned in because the communication signals are fucked since the only way in and out is via a tiny hole in the mountains. It's just a good old fashioned traffic jam.

Somalia, probably

Have you never heard of Black Hawk Down?

what do people expect to find in there ?

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They'd probably move all of the top secret alien tech far away or hide it in super secret rooms that none of the public would ever be able to find.

all of the government secrets conveniently waiting for them in a package at the door

Sexy ayylmaos

What are they even doing with all the alien tech?

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Hording it, some of the tech would break the way the world is today and change it too much possibly removing the elites from power

The progenitor reptilians that created the jews.

probably kill them or something

I'm retarded, but I heard the White House lawn has unmanned turrets buried underneath the grass for defense.

This is a military installation...in Nevada.

it's simple, we barbecue the alien

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>implying Area 51 isn't a decoy

The real secretive places aren't known to the public, because they're...secretive................

creating lifelike alien pocket pussies

not even fear of their own death or imprisonment, but their children, grandchildren, thats how they get you. you can talk about classified shit sure, but then they rape your grandkids in front of you and kill you after and then your grandkids spend the rest of their lives in financial ruin/isolation/or killed too.

>but their children, grandchildren, thats how they get you.
That's why the government fears incels, no leverage

Get space HIV

If this happened, and was like 250 people at least, if they did open up and fire on civilians, whether secret base and "justified" or not, the country would go apeshit at a bunch of civilians getting mowed down en masse by government forces within its own country.

They get angry enough when 1 black guy gets shot for committing crime and resisting arrest. Imagine upwards of 50 people getting peppered just for walking towards some buildings in the desert looking for answers to dumb questions.

Because 1000 people hiking through open desert to try and overrun one of the most secret and heavily guarded government installations would be found out immediately.
Also even if somehow everyone made it, all that would be found is Lockheed's latest design from Skunkworks that the Chinese already have

underrated

Claim them as refugees and demand the military stop being racist.

growing ears

Creating a giant laser that destroys all earjaks

What if we hacked Google Earth and put a picture of a giant watermelon on Area 51?

No fear of incels.
The 35 page form for a security clearance and investigation weeds out most "unstables"

>seeing normies memeing this shit on FB the past few days
what is this, some shit tier normie meme?

Ok. Best case scenario, the guards decide "Hey, hot about we not slaughter all these retards" and 1000 people actually make it onto Area 51.
How are they supposed to get past the locked doors?

>you want to see the secrets they are hiding? Dummy, better be a coward like me thats just conforms with the shit they throw at you
Lmao

You've never heard it called the chair force before? Air force is one of the safest branches of the military, the majority never see combat.

good thing in the history of the government there wasnt a single person that didn't reproduce
they'd be in quite a sticky situation heh

>Has a facebook
You would know

>How are they supposed to get past the locked doors?
Beat up a guard and take his security pass

GAMERS

To the SPO's (Security protection Officers) and the military they would not be viewed as civilians rather a hostile force that would be impersonating civilians. This would not end well.

>You've made it this far, rebels...
>But can you defeat ME?

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And do what with it without the pin?

>storming the test sight
hahahahaha these retards have no idea what’s in store for them

t. test site insider

>he doesnt keep a normie retard wall to laugh at and keep tabs on the dregs of local society
how unfortunate for you friendo

they call over the locksmith
please dont be dense, we're trying to have a serious discussion here

>Also who the fuck could believe in aliens and shit with trump being president? He'd have told us about it on twitter like day 4
Presidents aren't briefed on it you absolute moron.

No need to try and justify it. Just know what you are.

Beat up the guard until he tells you his pin lol

alien tengas

Yeah basically for anti RPG specifically.
The gif shows how it works. Molten copper essentially melts the armor then fucks shit up on the other side.
The cage and chain causes the mechanism to start outside of the armor so it ends up not being concentrated enough to penetrate

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Door that require 2 people to open are not just fiction.

What does this pic mean?

Beat up two guards until they agree to open the door lol

You really think they'd end up gunning them down? Fuck no, the government doesn't need that kind of publicity.

They probably have many, many nonlethal methods to subdue intruders. These idiots would get a few yards in before being apprehended and arrested for trespassing.

I mean, once they start beating personnel, they're gonna start getting shot

>gets shot down by a MANPADS
nothing personnel

Say want about america but god damn we produce some of the most beautiful winged weapons of death.

it's not gonna happen sadly

youtube.com/watch?v=w8Nc9SWED00

Not him but I'm pretty sure that's useless against a hellfire missile.

yeah but what if we got a big wooden horse, hid everyone inside and gave it to area 51 as a gift?

you do realize its military installment?

Yeah, but they don't have to worry about that as much when fighting farmers

They for sure have some technology out there that intercepts slow moving missiles but would rather let a handful of tank crews die before revealing a fancy new toy

>w-w-were just a-adventure travelers

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wtf how are they allowed to hold them at gun point like that when they didn't even cross the signs

Not gonna lie. Being a cammo dude must be a hella comfy job.
Just drive around, shooting the shit with your buddy in an air conditioned vehicle and occasionally telling nut jobs to fuck off.
If they don't fuck off, it literally isn't your problem and you just call the cops to take over.

Isn't reactive armor more effective against air to ground missiles?

>Not donating to the government

>They for sure have some technology out there that intercepts slow moving missiles but would rather let a handful of tank crews die before revealing a fancy new toy
That's what Shtora is for, the russians have been using the syrians as guinea pigs to test it out for quite some time now.

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>literally one electronic lock stops all 5+ people who show up

Yo what the fuck man why didn't uncle sam let us into his secret airforce testing lab, fucking facists!

Based vatniks.

>''hey Carl look! target practice''

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A fat dude and a goblino. I guess the memes were right

>NOOOOO YOU CANT POINT GUNS AT US WE HAVEN'T CROSSED THE SIGN YET

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You just know a single one would do the trick but they want "le evil red eyes aren't we badass" propaganda

How you can make it work.

>We get ex military to train our 1000 participants in infantry style tactics and drill them as much as you can

> We procure dozens of toyota helix's many with mounted guns in the back to deploy the people in very fast to strategic locations to fight the security forces

> anti aircraft launchers and rpg's in a bunch of the squads to put pressure and deal with aircraft along with the mounted guns to harass aircraft.

>Isis style attack on all fronts to overwhelm the security forces with numbers and competent fighting ability.

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Most everything important is UNDERGROUND at Area 51. If the place got "stormed" they would simply seal up the doors to all the underground facilities and wait for the military to show up.

cope

>wait for the military to show up.
Good news, they're already there.

weve already gone through this
we call the local locksmith
wala

>these fat conspiracy faggots
but in your story they were correct, there were aliens there. so how are they conspiracy faggots?

>1000 participants
You see, that's the part that doesn't work. Also the fact that you're not sneaking this stuff on top of them, lol

They were dumb, sure, but not as dumb as you.

is correct on his analysis of the terrain and active defenses. You also have to keep in mind that the military facilities which contain high-priority resources (i.e., the buildings themselves) are literally impregnable to civilian attack. Secure areas of even moderate priority can withstand direct aerial bombing with no effect and have heavily guarded points of entry that can be locked down at a moment's notice. You might as well be a shit-chucking ape for all the damage you could to the facilities at Area 51 itself.

Area 51 is thinking small. Should storm fort knox and show there's no gold anymore

Yes, as a last resort. Pretty easy to get public support for it as well, it would be called responding to a threat on national security.

and bring guns

The Facebook event is clearly a joke, you absolute social retards

>storming area 51 where there are only weapons and prototypes instead of the Antarctica where the actual aliens and weird stuff are.

People aren't ready for the Vostokpill

this, they'll deploy microwave/audio/other active denial system

This. Area 51 is a false location. They WANT you to believe the alien shit is there.

>giving conspiratards the tiniest benefit of the doubt
even if it was a joke I guarantee you people will show up

Antartica is mostly australian clay. stay away

so youre telling me Into the Wild is actually about aliens?

the training and amassing of weapons would be very far away in another location.

and we dont need to surprise them to win in those conditions, and even if military reinforcements were well on their way just how far is the nearest military base.

with 1000 to even 200 people that attack in this fashion it would be a very tough fight. I think Area 51 could get overwhelmed like this and the surviving attacking forces can set up defensive positions all around the area 51 base with hostages

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just become a zogbot dummy

>tax payer
mm no sweetie

Just hack into the Area 51 computers retards

Why are you acting like the government killing a large number of civilians at once is something they've never done?

Yeah, Palestinians attempted it en masse months ago and now /pol/ is perpetually butthurt because of it.

>with hostages

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Just sneak a stealth drone in, bro.

Fake as shit.
>N-N-Not fake or P-PHONY! guiz we swear
Wow Yea Forums I expected better from you.

An Apache makes short work of this tank with Hellfire missiles, it'll target and blow up this tank before even hears the helicopter's rotors. In fact, that is the exact reason as to why the Apache was designed, to wreck Soviet armor in Germany during WWIII.

In Area 51 it's a PMC that employs former Spec Ops.

How else will they fight against unlimited jew golds???

Nobody believes you, tryhard larping faggot.

>killing niggers downtown
>janny calls cops on me
>"can't arrest me officer I pay your salary"
>they shrug and turn around to shoot janny
>dab on his corpse and give the cops a raise
based and redpilled

I never said I was dubya you stupidass! There are more x presidents that are alive you know!

based and stevepilled

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I watched the 'Waco' mini-series when it first aired. It is 100% pure, unfiltered kino the likes of which have never been seen.

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Is there a way for civilians to buy a tank and get in?

You can buy the empty shell of a tank, but you can't buy a tank that actually works.

>For real though, why wouldn't this work?

Asthmatic internet fatties sprinting across miles of open desert, then climbing fences and shinnying up walls.

yes you can. guns are always disabled though.

>day comes
>5 people show up
>they decide to not die like retards to chair force guards

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your gift is too great for me

>persuade all the schixo and DMTtards from /x/ to go
>all massacred
>/x/ finally becomes good
I see no downside to this

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