Sith Trooper is proof JJ is back...

Kylo and Snoke aren't sith. Is this another reckon?

Last Jedi was filler. Snoke isn't actually dead.

Really? The story group?
He looks like a white male though. Is he FTM or (((white)))?

>First movie is a massively uninspired, JJ Abrams styled movie.
>No new concepts, dumb new characters with no charisma.
>Watchable but textbook definition of bland
>Second one is unwatchable
Why are people so much hyped from this fucking nu-wars trilogy? It fucking sucks and adds basically nothing on the plan of world building and creativity.
Even Solo and Rougue One had a better Star Wars feeling.

His gf and him were in charge of the porg shit during the promo campaign of TLJ on social media. They created fake fangroups on Facebook.
It was cringe but less pathetic than the "Down with Star Wars" falseflag.

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>Getting a porg tattoo in order to appease your corporate overlord
Some people really choose to live like goy cattle.

that sweet sweet walnut sauce is worth it

I thought it was an MGSV reference. The timing was uncunny

Getting rid of the totally rounded edges was a good call.
The presence of angles is a massive improvement

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Still is uninspired shit, make it squarer..paint it red...done
Lazy as fuck.

>less than five years in
>Disney is already at pink wojak level of effort

Apologize.

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1000% sure you’ll see these guys in one scene.

>instead of letting it die he sold it to the corporate monster
Apologize for what? He is a fucking retard.

I'm just sayin at least it is a more aesthetically pleasing uninspired shit

>sold it for 4 billion
>gave nearly all of that 4 billion to charity
>a charity recommended to him personally by JJ Abrams
interesting

lazy bastards fuck disney

>Sith Trooper
>Sith
>trooper

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Reminder that this is the same guy who shilled the ever loving shit out of Porgs

>Watchable
how the fuck is TFA watchable? it was painfull even more than the 3 hours of Avatar and that fucking tree

EP IX will definitely make that 6 gorillion back
Hail disnay overlords!

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PROOFS

?? How can you analyze this soulless pablum and have an opinion about "angles" and "rounded edges"

Please stop repeating this. George made 1 donation to USC's film school. Most of the sale wasnt liquid, it was in Disney stock and George hasnt touched it, it's all public record

These will be Palpatine's Army and Kylo is going to defect to the Resistance screencap this

Just turn your brain off.

So do these troopers have force powers/sith training, or are they agents of a sith (even though sith aren't meant to exist in the ST), or do they hunt sith down?

BUT SHE’S GOT A NEW HAT!

This looks pretty cool, but I ain't watching none of these movies.

The joke is literally that no one cares because its C3PO

Did you really expect a major backstory for a minor aesthetic change in a secondary character who acts as gay comic relief? Get real

Maybe they have just enough force sensitivity to aim their blasters accurately, making them by far the most fearsome military force in Star Wars history

We got a backstory for Hans dice so yeah

There IS a backstory, it's one of the comics they did.

Long story short - 3PO has a weird adventure on a junk planet with a bunch of droids. He loses his arm during these events, but replaces it with a red one from another droid he met during that time.

that's all it is

they're regular stormtroopers but this time they REALLY hate diversity

And that movie was derided for doing nothing but providing backstory for Han's accessories and was a major flop

the joke is on the consumers because JJ knew that whales will buy the "SPECIAL EDITION RED ARM C3PO ACTION FIGURE ONLY $29.99!"

Needs to be bulkier desu
Like halo

nobody's buying sequel merch

Why is George the much better salesman than a huge corporate company?

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he understands how imaginations work because he has a vibrant one

Perhaps one man's vision is better than calculated marketing and pandering

I think so, at least in the case of George. When he was making the Prequels you could tell he wasn't bogged down in trying to "recapture the magic" (the phrase Disney is so fucking fond of) of the original movies

He wanted to make a new sandbox for people to play in that was visually interesting and distinct from what came before. He even says it himself
>With each new movie, I try to make sure it has a different look or feel. It's not just about different starships although that is part of it, I want each movie to have its own unique identity
contrast this with the crap you hear Kathleen Kennedy say
>we want to take these stories and characters and the magic (there it is again) that George created and protect them

George was never even in love with the Original Trilogy the way everybody else seems to be. He always viewed it as just a part of his much greater story about crazy shit like the fucking Whills that he some day wanted to tell.

I agree, this is why you see so much support for the prequels, they created a universe so much different, yet so similar that it felt like SW. The films had their problems, yet created a whole new universe that people feel very strongly about. The sequels feel like just a different version of the OT.

Creepio created it using the Singularity Engine and gave it to C3PO.

Remember this is JJ the guy who had a rebel fleet with only X-Wing Fighters (because they are the ones everyone members) and forgot about the A-wings, Y-wings (actually used properly in Rogue One), B-wings, as well as the various TIE fighters.

YOU PROMISED ME SKIIIN

>oh mi my favorite letter wasnt flying around so its OBJECTIVELY bad

So that makes you.... a gay robot.

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Imagine caring about trivial shit like this

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The duck face helmets are still fucking shit. Should have gone with a brand new original design.

I won't deny this is a better design overall, but why red?

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>sith trooper
I thought they were getting rid of siths and jedis. Why are they bringing them back?

At least he HAS a gf...

unlike me...

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>muscle strips
Storm troopers use Dracula armor now?

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>We we're only pretending to be retarded
Damn, Disney got me good.

Hey remember when that red stuff obliterated an entire planet in my trek?? Guy sure loves red

This.
Are we gonna have Jedi Troopers?
How about we really lean into it and have Darth Troopers?
Fuck it: Darth Vader Troopers.
Double fuck it: Star Wars Troopers

>It looks completely different to me
sure, buddy

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Sneed and underrated

>tfw no 7ft tall ugly dyke gf
not really the cream of the crop but i'd take it at this point.

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kek
it's like they're still so afraid to take any risks whatsoever with the star wars IP that they keep producing the tamest shit without any creativity

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BASED!!!!! I loved this dude in Last Jedi. New armor looks sick.

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BROTHER?!

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>completely different
What

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Did someone say Sith Trooper?

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My grandma was told I like Star Wars and bought me a Rey funko pop for Christmas a few years ago. I'd hate it if it wasn't going to be one of a few things I'll even have tied to her existence after she dies.

He has a red arm so that JJ’s company gets a bigger cut on all red arm C-3PO merch

I DONT RECOGNIZE THIS THING FROM OT NOOO REEEEEEEEE SAVE ME DISNEY

Underrated.

it is. him and kojimbo are friends

Choose

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only acceptable if they looked like this from the start of seven, and were out and out sith troopers. fuck they should have just went full bore with stealing from kotor and make it the secret sith empire invading the galaxy

also that gun looks completely faggy and not star wars

Stacy malibu has a new hat???

Kotor-era sith troopers are the most aesthetic.

It’s crazy how much the Disney hackery makes me appreciate George’s prequels. Still don’t like em. But I appreciate he tried to do something different. Because the safe alternatives didn’t give us anything memorable at all. Not even fun memes.

Now they’re gonna ruin the emperor too.

2>1>3
the kotor sith troopers were so aesthetically pleasing, so sad that tortatinc threw away the artstyle for some cel shaded bullshit almost identical to what in universe would be thousands of years down the line

>actually believing the george lucas donated 4 billion dollars to charity meme
hilarious
your film hero is a greedy talentless hack who
a) killed his own franchise, and then
b) sold it to vultures for personal gain

kys

youtube.com/watch?v=tBOoZ5Tuh2o
the webisodes of 3 are kino and a great look at george and his teams' creative processes

fug I like right even though it's a bit too Vader-esque