Ned's Declassified School Survival General - /ndssgg/

Vice Principal Crubbs

The dodgeball one

idk but ill never forget the ass printer episode

The one with the fake harry potter British kid

remember that kid?
this is him now - feel old yet?

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>Why are they trying so hard to covers Mozes boobs?
When I realized girls really aren't too icky.

The one with Cosmo and Wanda?

>ywn have a foursome with Mose, Susie and the nerdy girl
>ywn be bros with basketball chad
>ywn be bros with Cookie
Why even continue on?

>Sam's Declassified School Denying Guide

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Wow Chie you look great, what made you think of changing your hair style?

I watched the premiere.

My first episode I remember watching was the one where there was a mass school pantsing and Cookie or Coconut Head had the bright idea to wear like 50 pairs of pants, but it backfired because literally the entire school tackled him to pants him.

I remember Cookie’s solution was to wear a janitor uniform

>Denial Guide

This Episode was bullshit.

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COWBOY COOKIE

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Sam Hyde was the one that copied.
youtube.com/watch?v=WXIucidgJpM

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>it's a boys vs girls episode

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I remember one of his tips for Mondays was to go to the movies every monday. I asked my mom to do this and she just laughed in my face. Fuck You ned.

I just watched a movie every Monday on our DVD player.

>it has been over a decade since the last episode
holy shit, how does Moze look nowadays she's my waifu

the one where i cummed hard lol

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>tfw I watched this show all the time yet can’t remember the details of any episode
Yet I can remember almost every Spongebob episode.

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>she's 30
still looks cute

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I’d fuck her

you have good taste

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Same. I remember watching this for at least hundreds of hours, yet not a single plot point stands out to me. I vaguely remmber them trying to capture a chipmunk or squrirrel or something, but that's it.

I think I watched the premiere but the first one I remember vividly is the bathroom episode, where they flush all the toilets at the same time. Also the Spelling Bee one not long after.

>how did they get away with this?
because cookie stole all the electronics from the school and stole all the metal from neighboring houses.

if i put more thought into it, i can remember the episode where Ned tries to escape detention(?) by tricking the teacher by having him remove his glasses but failed because teach got good hearing.

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I actually rewatched most of this show a few weeks ago. It honestly holds up. It was a lot more romance-centered than I remember by the last half, so I guess that makes it more universally enjoyable even for older viewers? But some of the jokes are still funny

cause sam rami can't be stopped.

I always wondered if the toilet thing would actually work as a kid.

same. Yet I remember certain moments like where Ned is at a party trying to get Suzy to play spin the bottle with him. Or at least I think it was Suzy

How did they get away with this

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It was more character driven than plot driven

it was Suzzy, Ned kissed Moze and I think Cookie kissed the weisel. Following this thread, I"m starting to remember some scenes of that show.

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this doesn’t deserve a general

That episode when Moze got airtight gangbanged by Ned, Cookie and Gordy. It was awesome.

I forgot about that PE teacher. She used to give me the hardest boners.

Romance between children is universally enjoyable for adults? Maybe for certain demographics (pedos). That's why I couldn't get into Stranger Things beyond season 1, too much romantic bullshit between the kids

I would eat the corn out of her shit

fuck you

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Yeah, it deserves a board

This is what the black kid turned out to be

youtube.com/watch?v=KlcLYrdDTic

Why aren't you cool like this, Yea Forums?

We need to compile a complete tier list of every episode of NDSG. This is super important.

she looks like pornstar Rebecca Love

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BOOMER ALERT

No but all ages can understand romance in the abstract, whereas only kids can appreciate comedy aimed at children.

what a based show
youtube.com/watch?v=WXIucidgJpM

I remember how disappointed I was (and still am) that they didn't go through with the planned sequel series/seasons that would take place in high school. I think some of them were busy acting in other shit, so they couldn't schedule it. And then they got too old or something, I'm assuming

man, four more seasons as cookie got thiccer and moze grew in.
what a shame

Is that her pusy?

I still recall the music class episode where Art Alexakis cameo'd as the music teacher.
>saw Everclear 2 weeks ago
>they didn't play Rockstar

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well its not great but its not terrible either

For some reason Alison Tyler always reminded me of an adult Moze desu

Probably the height

i torrented all the seasons but for some weird reason the ending was not inlcuded
where can i watch the ending? iirc it was a field trip or something like that
i only like watching this show because i feel like that guy did everything i wanted to do back then but never did

BASED Nedposter and coconut head poster

not funny didnt laugh

have you tried dailymotion

>it's a Ned gives us tips on how to conceal an erection episode

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I'LL SURVIIIIVE WITH NO DOUBT

i have a vague memory about a giantess

please tell me this is not a feber dream

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youtu.be/VHafE4PZ1Yk it happened

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>mfw was watching Ned's Declassified and Drake & Josh that one evening instead of going to prom

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uumm Based?

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What evening? 9/11?

Lisa Zemo is best girl

Did anyone remember the school shooting episode? Man that episode was wild how did Nick get away with that?!

It was based indeed. I haven't spoken to a single person from high school in over 10 years. At least I had my friends Ned, Cookie, Moze, Drake, Josh and my waifu Suzie Crabgrass.
No, friend. Americans have prom sometime in May or June.

What kind of name is Crabgrass lmao

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brapp

>that episode where they flush all the school toilets at once and launch the school into the sky
yeah im thinking kino

It was before things got all PC, when you could still say nigger on Nickelodeon. Nigger at Nite was kino.

Nig nig nig, nig nigga nig nig, Niiiiggerlodeoooon.

Same.

kek

Be honest how many of us masturbated to this show at some point?

The blonde girl was the hottest one, what’s wrong with Ned?

Seth, it would be fun to watch him play with that ball as i played with his. The other one would probably appreciate it more though.

bump based coconutCHAD

why was this show so good?

He went for Moze.

Puppet Nigger was the best though

Where can you watch this show today?

I liked the episode that was about how not to shit your pants at the school dance.

>that episode where Mr. Sweeney locked all the kids in his classroom until someone got his riddle correct but had to let them out after one kid starved to death and the police were called

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>starving to death during a 6 hour school day

>that episode where Ned declassified his school survival guide

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>Ned had a hot blonde cheerleader literally begging for his dick
>ran away from her every time
What a fag.

white people are crazy!

I mean you can buy the dvds I think but I doubt amazon has the shows on prime or anything to watch though

lmao fuck you tho hahahahahaha

3rd season aint on dvd

>They call you Cookie because you're an Oreo cookie: black nigger on the outside white on the inside.
Really Ned? How did Nick greenlight this?

>That episode where Ned's two best friends did the impossible.

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It's called a "survival guide" for a reason

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I never watched Neds, but I always though this girl was hot in the few things... WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT?!?!?!?!

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That episode where ned tell us about the jews taking over the school and how it was the white man responsibility to stop them

Ned's speaking on some real nigga shit.

She's pretty cute despite the Chad chin, plus your sons will inherit strong jaws too.

>that episode where the Vice Principal photo copied his dick, printed it out and placed one in every girl's locker

DAMN ned was real

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