Why did it take them so fucking long to realize she was a god damn woman? Didn't they ever shower? How did she deal with periods? How did she mask her voice for so long?
When did you realize that Mulan was a fucking worthless piece of shit movie?
Mulan
Xavier Parker
Robert Powell
>When did you realize that Mulan was a fucking worthless piece of shit movie?
When I was
a young boy
Xavier Powell
Asian men look like women
Austin Miller
She seemed a lot like the other guys at the army camp so nobody noticed. They all needed someone to teach them
>To be a man
Angel Walker
because she's a trap, like you user
Jaxson Foster
if it was some other situation it might be believable but for anyone who has been in or knows someone in the military, the amount of naked gay shit you get up to is beyond belief
on my first day there was a competition for who can fit the most coins in his foreskin (bong army)
Noah Brown
this. it's a racist joke and not even a subtle one
Nicholas Gray
That is why she shouldn't have been cute. She should've been bulky and dykish.
Jeremiah Cook
She didn't shower with the guys. She probably used extra clothing or said the blood came from training accidents, and she lowered/deepened her voice. Anyway, the live action movie isn't going to do well, in fact, it's going to flop.
Parker Miller
That's not normal. Bongs are just all closet faggots.
Josiah Sanchez
>Why did it take them so fucking long to realize she was a god damn woman?
Because Asian men and women look the same
Elijah Mitchell
Mulan is a Chinese poem.
Austin Powell
They made her too hot in the animated movie. I always assumed that in the legend, she was an androgynous dyke
Robert Allen
>gay shit
>competition for who can fit the most coins in his foreskin
interesting non sequitur, but what about the gay stuff??
Jason James
I wish. They have the most "trap" content and most of it is trash, it's just crossdressing, I'm not fooled.
Ethan Cruz
Easton Smith
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Gavin Hall
If it wasn't for the long hair I'd have said this was a male team
Hunter Martin
it's an unwritten rule that nearly all female soccer teams look like men in wigs.
Evan Powell
#11 looks exactly like the nigga that just delivered my chinese food wtf
Jonathan Bailey
Most of those are clearly women
Julian Jackson
This t. Finn. She would get found out the first time they went to showers or started to play around in just boxers.
Colton Wright
>shower
>even bathing regularly
>in fucking the year 350
are you guys fucking retarded?
plus young girls and boys can often be mistaken for one another. absolute morons
Justin Moore
11 a cute!
Kevin Rivera
>117856765
For me it's Rin Nakai
Nathaniel Hill
They probably look way different when they aren't in their football/soccer uniforms. I think I'll just stick to watching the women in MMA matches, which I haven't really been watching for like the past year, actually.
Brody Kelly
explain this nonsense
Daniel Reed
How many coins did the winner manage to fit inside?
Jace Baker
>this is what asian women look like without makeup and eye surgery
William Long
TO SEE
THE BLACK PARADE
Jason Baker
>it's an unwritten rule that nearly all female soccer teams look like men in wigs.
what you say about me user?
Easton Reyes
Sounds familiar, I think I read the book for a college course on Asian-American literature. It has some white guy from America who dates an Asian guy who looks like an Asian woman. Even the Communist Asian woman seemed a bit disturbed by the Asian transvestite/transgendered person. I don't which to call him or her.
I think it's based on an older story or screenplay called Madame Butterfly. Anyway, it ends with the Asian man/woman calling the white guy a butterfly, I think, I can't remember.
Bentley Jenkins
>fell for the meme
Grayson Jenkins
>Why did it take them so fucking long to realize she was a god damn woman?
Cause it's a children's movie based on a fictional Chinese story.
>Didn't they ever shower?
At least watch the movie. There's a long scene in it where they address the whole cleaning situation.
>How did she deal with periods?
By wearing something that covers her cunt, like women have been doing for fucking millennia.
>How did she mask her voice for so long?
She didn't, watch the movie.
Nicholas Morgan
Considering how common it was for Asian men to have facial hair prior to WWII, I have trouble understanding how her lack of any kind of facial hair wasn't a dead giveaway on its own
Ethan Rodriguez
Anything with Jeremy Iron's name on it is assured kino
Jonathan Cook
>3 of the photos on the right are the same person
sup r/asianmasculinity
Brandon Perry
Chinese food delivery? The fuck? Was this through ubereats or something?
Blake Smith
chinese restaurants have delivered food for decades dude wtf are you on about
Easton Green
facial hair probably just gave you higher pay or whatever, assuming they were disciplined enough to care. chinks are notoriously undisciplined, strange for such a conformist people
Kevin Jackson
>on my first day there was a competition for who can fit the most coins in his foreskin (bong army)
Things amerimutt servicemen will never experience lel.
Jordan Nguyen
Based.
Nathan King
I want to know this as well
Cameron Wood
>Why did it take them so fucking long to realize she was a god damn woman?
Arr rook same
Jonathan Robinson
Hold up, what's Joe Biden doing there front and center?
Elijah Mitchell
>Why did it take them so fucking long to realize she was a god damn woman?
Believe it or not the original poem goes out of its way to lampshade this.
>The buck bounds here and there,
>Whilst the doe has narrow eyes.
>But when the two rabbits run side by side,
>How can you tell the female from the male?
Adam Lee
Is there etiquette about this? Does the Queen's face on the coin have to be pointing away from your dirty business?
Nicholas Thompson
>he hasn't had cheap greasy chinese food delivered to him at night
you're missing out
Matthew Nguyen
>google samurai
feels bad man. is facial hair that disliked now?
Joseph Nguyen
>look up the poem thinking it would be like the Iliad
>it's super short
feels bad man
Wyatt Cruz
For some reason epic poems don't seem to have been much of a thing in east Asian cultures. But they have no shortage of prose romances to fill that void.
Liam Ramirez
good to know. I'll look into it. thanks fren.
Andrew Hernandez
she had to be hot so shang would fall in love with her. she went from pretty girl to perfect twink
Ian Garcia
be honest, if you had to which one?
Andrew Bailey
cope
Landon Ross
OH NONONONONONO
>this is what /pol/weebcels lust after
That's gonna be an epic yikes from me dawg
Noah Gomez
雄兔脚扑朔,雌兔眼迷离,双兔傍地走,安能辨我是雄雌。
That's what the original text says, without giving any reasonable explanation. At least the English translation is accurate.
Grayson Ward
/pol/cels be like: asian women are kawaii
Jacob Bailey
>d-dude we can put coins in our dicks
wow, I wish I had a dogdick lmao
Adrian Williams
There's a fanfic-tier novel adaptation of it written a few hundred years later which is much longer.
It also has vaguely lesbian subtexts.
Angel Ortiz
It's not lesbian. It's fan service, like Japanese anime.
It's a Eastern culture thing.
Josiah Perez
Nah, we did some pretty gay shit as well
T. Burger comms marine
Sebastian Wilson
1-17...
Juan Mitchell
>post a jomonoid
Jose Ross
There are many stories about women disguising as men in Chinese traditional stories.
In these the heroine is often asked to marry a women who loves her. But in the end they'll always found a man who is strongerr than her and fall in love, and become sisters with the other woman. Chinese people just like this kind of stories.
Josiah Foster
>I'M A LESBIAN
yeah, you play on a soccer team it's pretty obvious
Jordan Collins
>on my first day there was a competition for who can fit the most coins in his foreskin (bong army)
Dude what the fuck
Jordan Butler
title?
Michael Hill
Sui-Tang Romance