Episode 9 merchandise

Picture is a “Sith Trooper”

Why

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because they want to sell a Stormtrooper for the seventh time.

Because they have warehouses full of unsold toys from previous movies so they pained them red to try sell them again.

...

because end of the saga bro

look at dem hips
that sith troopers got it going on

My inner 12 year old thinks those accessories are tight as shit tho

They come with pogo sticks?

>more swords

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Seems pretty familiar.

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>toys get better
>movies get worse

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It's different, yet familiar

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Its a Rey clone behind the mask,rumours were legit

shut the fuck up and consume

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DEAD WARS IS DEAD

At this point everybody who knew what sith meant is dead. Nowadays it's just a synonym for 'extra evil'

It must be amazing to be Disney. You can just puke out shit like this and whether or not it succeeds or fails, you just keep going swallowing up competitors.

>Reuses design from his first movie but add more lines and edges
I used to think the "JJ is a hack" meme was a bit harsh but I'm convinced no

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MOAR LIEK SHIT TROOPER AMIRITE

The new model looks feminine as fuck. The crotch is small and makes it look like bikinis. what a bunch of losers, everyone involved in these movies.

They are female clones.