Antagonist is a building

He was actually the ultimate twink before he made the one ring and became the dark lord. After that he was entirely black, like he had been burned alive.

How did Mordor Tax Center Tower 7 collapse on its own? What exactly is Elessar trying to hide? "Lucky" Legoas Greenstein is on record as having said that they "pulled it".

THAT'S RIGHT COCKSUCKA
GO BACK TO THE SHIRE

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BASED

Came for this

his power to influence arda was sucked back into the void... or something

I came to this

Adaptation when?

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Was Sauron supposed to just be wandering round inside the tower? When do we get told this?

Gandalf mentions the Chief of the Nazgul could kick his ass but what about the others? Why are the other 8 ghost dudes just kind of forgotten about until the Eagles show up and somehow beat the shut out of them.

Hackson and tolkien are hacks. They didn't account for an endless stream of autist making stupid questions so they never bothered to answer them

It's in the books. When the Hobbits enter the Crack of Doom Sauron is barely seen through a window in his tower.

why didn't they hijack an eagle and fly it into Barad-dur

He looked like a good-looking young elf. That was his old disguise after the fall of Numenor but before he made the ring.

I thought Sauron and Gandalf were both Maiar (sort of like the Middle Earth version of angels), Sauron was just a much stronger one.

>hero was the villain all along

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>Gandalf mentions the Chief of the Nazgul could kick his ass
Did he? When? Even in Fellowship, when he was still just "Gandalf the Grey", the Nine didn't dare to attack him in broad daylight, and he held them off by himself at Weathertop at night although he ultimately had to run.

>antagonist is a building
Sneed's Feed and Seed?

fpbp

OP is a faggot

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I know right, those crime rate stats are just /pol/

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He was a shapeshifter so it could be anything. During the first age when Melkor was around he usually transformed into a giant wolf (one of his titles was lord of wolfes). In the second age he disguised himself as a beautiful elf so he could trick people into trusting him. The closest thing we come to his true form is this painting by Tolkien

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which antagonist you're talking about? the one that's 13% of the population but does 52% of the crime?

BTFO

Are you implying I imagined the existence of jews?

Explain the logic? How is a race of people equal to a literal building

Nice hand puppet

like a bitch

>>antagonist is a building
>Still one of the best movies ever

Because they're the same race (Maiar)

all me, btw

the organization if I had to guess
There's no way the whole jewish race is in on it

HIGH RISE?

>Non-book normies think Sauron literally was an eye
That was just his telescope, retards. He was in the buildings.

What was saurons tax policy?

Genuinely curious now; what are some films where this is actually true?
(Besides that lame hungah games ripoff about a maze, ofc.)
Does Stalker count?

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or the one that's 1.4% of the people but 100% of the media.

What?

Spring is behind, Summer ahead
And there are 10 off-topic threads
Through shitposts, to the final page
Where all the threads will autosage.
Bait and shitposts
Gets and HE
All for free
He does it all for
Free...

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he means a race with cars dumbass

based

Rose Red adaptation was actually halfway decent.

i vaguely remember some animated movie where a house is evil