Every victory requires sacrifice
/lig/ Love Island General
I will never forget Lucie's chebs
tea audit lads
post em
>the love island kino that never happened
/our incel/
Dennon is such a future deano
smashcast.tv/BigLadDeano
smashcast.tv/BigLadDeano
smashcast.tv/BigLadDeano
WE'RE ON JUMP IN LADS
X
thats marvin dopey dick
brehs
d a m a g e d
anyone watched the US version?
They get bigger every episode
can you imagine fucking her i bet shes vocal as hell phwoarr
REAL tea audit lads
Post em
REAL TEA AUDIT
Post your teas boys
Cauliflower steak
have sex
Nineteenth for Hayley a cute
CUTE
>Reminder that Danny and Tamer will run into the villa with 9mm pistols, planet earth by Duran Duran blaring in the background, all because Anton besmirched Belle's innocence after making her shave his smelly jock arse
>"You Caiirnt Anton"
Garlic and herb chicken, chips and homemade slaw,
Cornflakes with a tablespoon of sugar and BCAAs
Spicy chicken fajitas
>eating BCAAs supplements instead of having a proper proteic intake
never going to make it
absolutely banging tea mate thanks for sharing
a fly on Amber's windscreen
Didn't even know there was one. Just watched a clip of it.
No accents = not Love Island.
cried at last episode ngl felt so bad for big ovie
Im eating protein too faggot i just take bcaas cause im on a cut you dont even lift
>tfw no Sarah from the Olay commercial gf
lol thought you cried for Amy bc I did
do you even realize what BCAAs are you overweight faggot? what a fucking retard
Cheers mucka, it was fucking banging.
JESUS FUCK CAT MAURA
KLEENEX AT THE READY LADS
checked and man-the-fuck-up pilled
Holy shit Maura
Yaaasss it's a Maura episode!
>That Maura
Christ my dick
COOOAAURA
i did cry at that but ovie put me in the crying mood
FUUUCCK MAAUURAA
yaaaaaas slay qwen
Burger and potatoes with some home made rice pudding
>yet another Essex slag
For fucks sake ITV let’s have some fucking change for once
>Lucie was eliminates one day before the lapdance night
WHY
evening my /lig/gers
I'd put my willy in Maura's hole
Francesca is fit
LES TAH
what did he mean by this?
you'd get laid out so quick lose the cheek
NO NO NO ITS NOT FAIR
Ah fuck lad why did you have to remind me of this
New lad seems like a total tool
Stay way from my pig face reeeeeeee
Fuck lads I feel sick. Don't know if it's unrelated or if it's two new disgusting looking islanders.
This is a series destroyer for me.
Sorry, don't understand what you mean mate.
This new guy is quite funny, a little arrogant but he pulls it off. Just properly wrecked Anton, he's asserted himself as alpha already. lad.
maybe Francesca = straight to anal
there could be hope for her
No idea mate
he reminds me of Ice Poseidon
only real OGs know who Ice Poseidon is
semen succubi
Only twitch zoomers you mean
Why do they all keep saying ‘Cheshire Cat’. I’ve literally never heard anyway say that irl at this age.
Show is so boring
Worst season ever
I'm go a see what based corbyn has been doing to da joos
She does look like she has a body count in the low 100s
...
Peeeng
qt/tw isn't on till tomorrow
Hate this new guy smug wanker fuck hes boring too
Amber you look like a boy shut the fuck up with your high opinion of yourself you cunt
just wanted to dump my webm lad, have some chebs
JFC, lewd
Reminder Maura has 0 ass
Anna's feet though
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
does he remind you of Ice Poseidon tho?
Awooga
kek, fair enuf
Cheeeeeebs
Based 4K brapper poster
Wish amber was my girlfriend
Fuck me this is a boring season
This.
The Irish curse
shut up
based
>Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?
always makes me laugh
PROPER
Need chris out of business
She thinkin about that bwc
Jesus the new girl is hideous
Based and brap-pilled.
Good, she's not for niggers
Amber a cute when she sleeps
amber's body is too perfect
she’s fit 2bh
i agree with this and yet she's out of my league...
Struridge got his dog back
As a standalone TV series it's not SHIT, but when you rewatch the first few and then see this... Let's admit it, this show has peaked and is now firmly in stagnation territory. Same thing happened with BB, first few series' were fucking great then it began to attract the wrong sorts of people and the producers became obsessed with ratings and scared of fucking up
reckon this new guy is a pedo
There was an irish nude calender i saw once where the girls had their bums towards the camera, absolutely shocking how between them they maybe had half an arse
Damn
unusual for you to find adults attractive
Agreed, can't believe they're going after ratings.
well the jokes on you cos i like a small ass on a woman
ok fuck off then
byeeeee
holidays in cambodia ..... always a give-away
BASED 190
Amber is a straight up cunt
/thread
he doesn't deserve that Olay cutie lads
Too many people replying to the nonce
I wanna impregnate sarah lads
I think the nonce hasn’t helped things to be honest. The threads have lost the comfy vibe they had before.
anyone saw the Love island USA villa? I'm jelly
Ovie is so based
It went downhill after they stopped showing the islanders smoking on camera
you type like a nonce as well as being one
this
where can i watch this la?
Literally who
Chris actually seems like a bit of a laugh to be fair.
Oh absolutely me too
But that said, she's gone on love island and therefore deserves all the abuse
M E S S A G E
I totally agree, they also used to be able to wear their own clothes and use their own brands of hair wax instead of being fucking mannequins for cheap zoomer brands
are the people who come in together allowed to couple up
Normie lads: yes lisicki lad hahahahaha shagger oi oi
Virgins: REEEEEEVWHY ARE YOU POSTING WITH A TRIP
just google love island USA, and there should be a vid showing off their villa
LEAVE ANTON ALONE
Fucking hell
Bitch who blew me off and ghosted me has started to message me again /lig/
Do I tell her to do one?
Anton doesn’t deserve to have his girl stolen by that absolute deano
Yes
Ever since Ovie's settled into the villa he's become proper funny.
He was well quiet in casa amor.
Do you reckon he knows that social media likes him?
The Scotsman began to hate
New girl looks fucking rough. I like it though, I’d fully go for her. I bet she farts and would play Skyrim with me.
Horrendous tats on new boy
Set up a date and stand her up
you're probably a virgin so you'll reply straight away
hahaha jk mate
Called her a fat slag
Cheers /lig/
just ghost her back, this will make her want you more if she thinks you've got other options (even if you don't)
Yeah she’s probably bored and looking for attention, you’re better than that la
Two messages of small talk max then suggest drinks and if she says no ghost her back
As in gave you a blowie? mission accomplished mate drop her
>what is this google you speak of?
cheers lad, please forgive the retardation
Set in Fiji lad.
Message this;
You think you can ghost me then text me?
>ya like dags?
I think it's more to do with the fact you're a convicted paedophile. The trip you willingly have on just allows people to identify you as a paedophile.
not really, it's easily on par with last year
No one ghosts on a /lig/ lad
Ovie is a good lad
>Pomeranian-chihuahua cross
Of course, the classic essex chav slag dog
Belle is so fucking hot
Based
Manlets BTFO
Not even a real fucking dog
I'd curb stomp that kind of abomination, might as well get a pet rat
Ovie has a lisp?
Ovies a goofy black guy. I bet he would play Dragon Ball fighterZ with me and listen to Wu Tang and it would be sick.
WHYTHEFACKDIWANTACARAVANWITHNNOFUCKKENWHEEELS
I hope she doesn't cuck Anton, he's a good lad.
5'8 here. Got fucked.
youtube.com
REEEEEEEEEE
This new bloke is a proper fucking nonce
New guys barnet is a fucking mess
I like being tall
Fucking shit tits on the new girl
Ovie seems based, would go for a pint and a few lines with him desu lads.
Francesca is bargain Dua Lipa
agree, she's underrated af
New boy looks like the rat from flushed away
the new girl is CUTE!
Would be funny if you sat on his lap while you played dbz and you felt his giant python twitching against your ass haha
Is the nonce an actual convicted nonce I thought people just hated the blatant attention seeking
he clearly frequents /fa/
Ovie is unironically le based black man
New guy reminds me of that guy in the Nolan Batman films, can't remember the name. Mafia dude
The fuck is this film. Is this from some alternate time line or what.
Haha that would be quite the scenario
kek
this
Might get some snyders jalapeno bites after
Marina Diamandis
you and your friends are dead guy?
I can't get enough of him lads.
He just oozes confidence and charisma, he's tall and dominates any situation he's in. A pro baller, he has clearly had to push himself in his chosen profession to reach the level he is at, his banter is effortless and I bet he has a huuuuge cock.
Holy fuck, maybe I am gay?
she looks nothing like her retard, aside from having dark hair and saggy tits
He's the only one who doesn't seem super scripted.
Like with everyone else its just
>yeah i think you're very attractive and i definitely have a connection with you
>>yeah i think there's definitely a connection here i'd definitely be interested in having a chat with you
He actually has a bit of normal person chat.
Batty boy
Eric Roberts?
Are you 12 or something?
yes he actually is a legitimate nonce, some user probs has the screenshots somewhere
yeah innit, jawline I think
She looks like a shitter brunette version of Ellie from last year
buy a Seat Tarraco while you're at it
>takes a break from bombing the strip
>comes and shitposts on /lig/
No you're just white in the current year
Put on some lipstick and service him wyte boi
that would be Anton in this scenario
>DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE STEALIN' FROM?
Are we all agreed that Anton and Ovie are /ourguys/?
yes!
Think we are all a bit gay for Ovie lad
Irish Queen
seconded
Anton is a weird little batty boy with mummy issues, Ovie and Jordan.
good lads for sure
>Anton
Our scot and our Nig
Ovie and Amber endgame
I would love to force Iain Stirling to watch me violate his mother then disembowel her
Maura is so shit at reading lel
kek
>teehee im bent btw :v
I would like to put cocktail sticks under Amber's toenails and then strike them with a mallet, one by one
Ignore her. What she look like
Na Anton and Belle are proper cute very underrated.
He looks like the nazi fella from Indiana Jones here
fucks wrong witchu nigga?????
Belle is a bad actress but boy she REALLY wants that 50k
she's completely fake and he's bent and short
I'd do the same but instead of putting cocktail sticks under them I'd suck her toes
ovie was like a poofter crying over george and his "message" gimmick is shit. marvin is the real king of the villa
choooooooooh lawd ha mercy
if you posted this on liveleak would they take it down?
He watched dont be a menace one too many times.
There's something so fit about her and Anton is the best guy in there.
Kino couple. Need more screen time.
fucking shit white wine glasses are disgusting
Reminder that it is every pure blooded Englishman's duty to defend his homeland from the Jews and hordes of foreign apes
Just got a 1300 quid tax rebate lads
What would you spend that on?
Belle is fat and ugly
baffling post
cringe
See lads how he’s talking isbhow youre suppose to talk to womyn
Just chat shit bc you’re a shagger and you couldn’t care less
lmao this guy should've stuck with the biscuit question
I'm gonna get mine soon, it'll be £2-3k, gonna buy Valve index
this but unironically
As a Welshman I feel nothing but joy as I see England become an absolute shit hole.
probably a classic car
>oh no some used up slag says she likes taller men
Who gives a fuck. All that matters is what the girl your interested in thinks.
Shit lads I lost track of time and only just got in, what have I missed?
Based
Holiday to Cornwall
*pulls lips to the side*
curtis's mum is a banker and she banks all day
based and redpilled
His whole Instagram is a work of art
>being this much of a melt
How do you get a tax rebate?
New bed
Wait till they hit Wales mate.
I'd get the water pipe from the main to my house replaced as it's a bit fucked and the pressure is shit. Bit of a niche suggestion though.
Going to the bar lads, what's everyone having?
half the people living in wales are english.
Welsh nationalists are the most mindless people in britain and that says something.
t. Englishman living in wales
she better fuckin pick ovie he deserves love
>people actually didn't like the new girl despite her being this cute
APOLOGISE!
Maura is ready to make a power move
This new guy has good chat
They introduced two new munters but nothing much apart from that
You let the government rob you all year
doom bar and kp nuts
I’ll have a snakebite done with Stella lad
Amstel please mate
whore/coke/m&m's
>t. lives in a safe Tory constituency
Gis' us a noice cold pint of stell lad
>what’s your favourite biscuit
Joanna is the only attractive girl in there
Can't reconcile with that gaptooth bruhs. Plus she's clearly a cunt in disguise
are you trolling
please be trolling
guinness if you can
Pink gin fizz please m8
Also as a welshman, there's no way England could get worse than this shithole
Pint of dark fruits mate
Pint of thatchers please mate
lol'd audibly. Very true. I'm getting fiscally spanked every month and yet it'll still feel like free money when they eventually give it back
Black Russian please lad
Now I see why she picked she picked a wooden plank instead
Pint of San Miguel or Birra Moretti and a pack of scratchings please mate
Pint of Star
I dont think Africa will ever be as bad as Merthyr or Mountain Ash
JFC, Curtis you lucky fucking homo
FUCKEEEENN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
WEW LAD. MUH DIK
>Amy on double suicide watch
PRAISE THE LORD
Lime soda I'm driving fella
Old mout la
Actually saw a girl on the train with a love island water bottle the other day, didn’t think people actually bought that crap
Being Welsh isn’t a personality trait
t. Welshman
Everyone fucks up
It’s how you react after it
Right lads question time
Is it wethers or spoons
Joana is like a 40 year old woman and absolutely ZERO personality. Some shit taste you have brah.
Hop house please boss
COP ON TA YERSELF
triple macalans 12 yr old single malt, 1 cube of ice .... and whatever you're having
Maura is a female chad, holy fuck
moretti please mate i aint got ID is my uni card alright???
Spoons. I’ve literally never heard anyone call it wethers
Never ever heard it referred to as wethers
That was a joke you banterless twat
I'm from the north east and I've never heard anyone say wethers
no one calls it wethers you nonce
Stella mate cheers
spoons
how do you not know you Tarq twat
Spoons.
she saved this years run
Pint of real ale cheers lad. And none of that canned craft beer shite
just want a fuckin spliff
Who the Fuck drinks bud light in the uk
You’d be laughed out of my local
Sierra Nevada and onion rings innit
>putting an ice cube in a single malt
am i the only one calling it wetherspoons?
Let's start calling it wethers to piss people off.
bottle of hooch please lad
checked & correct ... ty Maura, queen of 2019
I live in a labour seat.
You're utterly deluded if you think that Wales isn't just a little england. I bet you can't even speak welsh
yep deffo running to sainsbos for jalapeno pretzels after this then watching a film
10 mins left :(
Message!
>Real ale drinking having a sense of superiority over craft beer wankers
fuck off with your lukewarm, flat, putrid sewage water in a pint glass
rolling some piff as we speak
i know it's wrong, but it's what i like
>finishes chicken tikka pizza
But it's stripping
you've made him look a right mug
good job
>Tesco freezer bag
Good lad.
Joanna is piff
Spoons
Heard you been drinking tonight lads, want something to make your night that much better? Pick your drug, on the house.
chav name tho
Belle is the best hands down
Jeeeeez
Anna's gonna be fully naked from the start
holy shit /ourgirl/
S E X N A Z I
can i have a sample for free bro
you know
fucking hell I'm rock hard, CRAWLING
>arse
CORRR
I’m calling the police
Ever tried dumping a microwave curry and rice on a pizza? Patrician fusion cuisine.
BRAPHOG
Nazi Belle
fuckin hell Belle can get it
go on lad
havin’ a quiet one tonigh’
line of ket yeah bossman
Gram of dirty kezza please geeza
Micheal made the right choice
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DICK
Tommy with the tune line. Line of the series
god I wish that me
Grim, oompa loompa with no sex appeal. Joanna shits on her orange face
>Maid Molly
MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
nah, not for me
Fuck sake Anna you had one job.
GET THE FUCKING MILKERS OUT
One free sample of iceberg coming up!
Holy fucking shit, Amber
C H E B S
H
E
B
S
>Anna's ass
man that is big
C H E B S
H
E
B
S
Need a webm of that tongue
YOOOOOOOOO ANNA IS FUCKING PEEEENG
Based Anne arresting the black man
Chebs
Nuff said
Fuck off you noncy prick before i stick a glass in yer throat
grim
CHEBS ON CHEBS ON CHEBS
Francesca is fucking
lads
C H E B S
A R O U S E D
fucking kek at francesca
>ya alri
A man of culture I see
AMY ON SUICIDE WATCH
me doing the bum wiggle on each guy
Mauras won
Amber screen shot now
Maura you animal
Time to change the channel otherwise you're bent
Maura can GET IT
Corrrrrr
>makes everyone cum
>boys reaction to Maura
Fuck Maura is baaad
Maura is giving me pre cum
THIS fucking outfit Anton
Ovie is also a MGS guy!
this is a good challenge ting
Ovie is so fucking based lmao
science of building fucking ships
Is he chilled or just brain dead?
most of /lig/ staying then
Game over, cock sucka.
Muted and alt-tabbed. You're not gay, right?
What the fuck is Marvin doing here
Super Marv from the JUSTice League
Such a dead song
Amber eye fucking Micheal
STOP
Dead ting
Man, I lost at Joanna! She's easily the best!
Which based producer came up with this
Not gonna lie lads, this is pretty gay
Our lad
good one
>toby dick
michael looking like starter character from conan exiles
bit gay this
Now is one of the times I wish they chucked a fat balding bloke called Darren in there with all the slags
What the fuck did he say to her
If you switch off during the fellas part, you're probably insecure of sexuality, and most likely a faggot
F I T T I E
it's wetherspoon you stupid fuck
t. employee
Its on most years
CUS TONIGHT BAYYBEEE I WANNA GET FREEEAAAKAAAAAYYYY WITH YOU
Anna is Moby Dick
I believe he said 'Toby Dick'
BASED JORDAN
Mopey dick
Fucking hell Curtis lad
based Curtis
HOLY SHIT CURTIS IS BASED
Where can I find a track list of tonight's episode?
"I hate Juice"
Curtis you massive bender
AMY IS CRAMMING PILLS DOWN HER GULLET THIS VERY SECOND
Curtis, your heart rate was raised the most by...
Tommy
nice one, beat me to it
lel
kek
BASED MICHAEL
fuck off
crease
time for a cheeky fap lads
Haha imagine if she was forced to watch Curtis plowing Maura haha can you imagine
Marvin's going home then
cya Marvin
cheers lads ... aaaaaaand good night (faggots)
Any webms of Anna? :p
OH man I wanna fuck Joanna
if you know what I mean
good ep cyas tomorrow boys
I'm not sure if I understand your point, could you elaborate a bit more?
Best thread in a while lads well done
godspeed user
twitter.com
Hope that lad having doctors probe his arse in the hospital is alright. Think it was being done today.
time to take her out back and put her down, she had a good run.
fuck off ash
Change your lock screen to CHEBS
Hope so. Arseprobelad is becoming this year's aldilad
Can someone post some Joanna screenshots from her dance?
Jesus fucking hell.
Maura first (have webm too but it's over 3MB)
streamable.com
and now Anna
streamable.com
will see if I can cut the webms down in size for tomorrow's thread