>you work for an insurance company to provide food and shelter for your family and offer a service that only helps people because of special, finely-tuned algorithms
>now it is you who will be needing insurance. There is a mechanism attached to your anus which will release a spike and impale you if you do not rip off your jaw. Live or Die. The choice is yours
>let the games begin
You work for an insurance company to provide food and shelter for your family and offer a service that only helps...
Ethan Rivera
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Liam Brown
>you always copied your homework from your peers instead of doing it yourself, time for this attitude to bite you in the ass motherfucker answer these 25 high school level trivia and math questions in 10 minutes or your eyes explode
>let the games begin
Austin Rogers
>you have always been a nice person to the people around you, everybody loves you and you have always done greater deeds
>remember that day when you didn't go to work because you told your colleagues that you are ill? Why did you lie that day?
>Now enjoy this unescapable trap because you need to appreciate life
Luis Russell
>Hello Chad, I want to play a game. Since you were old enough to drive you refused to use your blinker when changing lanes. This simple act of flipping a lever is not only just a common courtesy but could also potentially save lives. Something you clearly didn't think about when you failed yo signal the night Katie Beckman was getting shitfaced and decided it was ok to drive home. Now just as you were the straw that broke innocent shitfaced Katie's back, so to shall your's get broken. You will find your ankle is tied with a 5 feet long chain to a wall, you will find 12 feet across the room from you a self driving google car that will drive into you unless you can flip the turn signal to change its direction. Live or die, make your choice
David Sanchez
>you spent your life bullying an innocent man because of a condition he was born with. It is time to pay for your hate crimes
>There is a saw blade that will slowly lower down onto your neck in 60 seconds. to your right there is a chain attached to a guillotine that will remove your legs. To escape the saw you must pull the chain and crawl to freedom. Now it is your turn to become the "midge"
Lincoln Garcia
>Detective Green? Hmmmm, not my favourite colour. Let the games begin
William Peterson
>Hello Stacy, I want to play a game. For the past 6 years you have been happily married to a man who claimed to be a surviver of my games. Turns out the only thing he survived was a suicide attempt in high school.
>If your husband can get a key hanging from the roof by raising himself up with 2 hooks in his pectorial muscles, you will live.
>Since this is actually physically impossible, have fun being kentucky fried lol
Chase Foster
>Hello Goyim. You've used the internet to mock the jews for years.
>Can you part with the foreskin you love so dearly, before the shower gases you to death? Live or die, let the games begin.
Nathaniel Murphy
>hello user, remember the time you slathered your balls with peanut butter and let the dog lick it off
>now I have covered a dog's balls with peanut butter that contains the antidote to the poison that will kill you painfully after approximately 15 minutes
>you have until then to lick the peanut butter off the dog's balls
>let the games begin
Oliver Howard
>Michael, loving and loved father, husband, and son. A man with a PHD in medical sciences, a man with the world on his shoulders.... but you have one fatal flaw.... you park in handicapped parking spots. These parking spots are reserved for those less fortunate than yourself, and in taking them, you add just more trials and tribulations to their already unforgiving life. As punishment for this, you must bite your left nipple off in under 2:00, or else you will be crushed between 2 18-wheelers.
>Make your choice Michael, live or die
Josiah Torres
>Jason, for years you've worked at Mcdonalds as a fry cook, and yet not once have you ever filled a fry cup up all the way as prescribed in the employee manual.
>You've cheated customers out of their golden crispy goodness for years but now let's see if you can cheat death.
>In front of you is a fryer, uncooked fries, and fry cups of varying sizes.
>You must fill all the fry cups the correct way or the room you are in will be filled with boiling hot frying oil.
>Fry or die, the choice is yours.
William Sanders
>you tipped my nephew 10% instead of 20% on your lunch last week
>now I have gathered every server who has served you in the past year and if a single one of them votes for you to die then you will be crushed by 2 tons of pennies directly withdrawn from your savings account
>live or die
Julian Kelly
>>Fry or die, the choice is yours.
Xavier Collins
Was hwe wrong?
Thomas Morgan
Why'd she have to die? She was cute and an actually interesting apprentice.
Daniel Ross
>fry cook
could have ended there
Ryder Turner
I hated her, she was a miserable cunt. Hoffman was much more fun
anyway she died because III was supposed to be the last one
Zachary Mitchell
She's interesting because she's a miserable cunt. Hoffman had no real philosophy. He just killed people because.
Julian Sullivan
Honestly, what would you do in that situation? Getting your legs chopped off sounds like it would be extremely painful. I'd almost just want the death at that point.
Henry Perry
I hate how saw went from a detective mystery with minor amounts of gore to basically touture porn
Elijah Ramirez
>Hello, user.
>Since you were a teenager, you've been stealing from the real producers and contributors to society like a filthy rat.
>You can't even admit this to yourself. Instead of stealing, you call it "piracy," as if it were anything different than literal theft.
>For years you've continued to click away in the shadows, stealing content as you please, giving zero thought to the poor, hard working jewish financiers who backed such artistic accomplishments as Ghostbusters (2016) and Star Wars: The Last Jedi
>Did you ever think about poor Mr. Silverstein, who had lease a porche this year instead of a rolls royce? Do you even care?
>Well, user. Now it is time for me to "pirate" something from you.
>While you were asleep, I surgically "pirated" you're liver from your body. You can find it floating in the saline tank across the room, just out of reach.
>You've probably notice by now that you're shackled by your ankles to the floor. The key to your restraints has been surgically implanted inside your penis.
>Fail to get the key and surgically re-implant your liver and the toxins will slowly build in your bloodstream, killing you in a slow and unimaginably painful manner.
>Live or die, user. The choice is yours.
Jackson Foster
>You're a nigger
>Let the games begin
Owen Powell
yeah this one was p fucked, she did nothing wrong
Brayden Campbell
>Getting your legs chopped off sounds like it would be extremely painful
For you.
Anthony Lewis
>You are an OK guy
>Below is $50,000, spend it however you like
>Have a nice day
Joshua Williams
Was this one done by old jiggy or new jiggy I can't remember
James Morris
Hello user. For years now you have posted the phrase “do americans really do this” while being american yourself. Well now you’re about to find the answer to your question. You are shackled to your seat in a public movie theater which the majority of its customers are niggers. It will be playing reruns of black panther the whole day with a liberal podcast playing an earphone i have guerilla glued to your ear. Any attempt to move and one of your fingers will be cut off preventing any further shitposting in the future. Lose too many fingers and you will die of blood lost. Live or die, shitposter, the choice is yours
Leo Fisher
Her arc was well written but simultaneously that was the end of the road for her. There was nothing left to do with her character, nowhere left for her to evolve or devolve. If she was around for a single movie more she would've overstayed her welcome.
Chase White
>fry or die
Too fucking much for my sides
Brody Roberts
>Hello user, you used to make jokes about Warwick Davis' length on an online imageboard.
>You have two minutes to write a positive 200 word essay about him. If you fail, he'll be released from his handcuffs and your fate is put in his hands.
Matthew Edwards
>You always giggled as you farted in public causing poor women to suffer, Now it is your turn to suffer.
>You've been placed in an enclosed box, and unless you find a way to plug all the holes in less than 4 minutes 36 asian women which have been fed cabbage and beans for the past week will begin farting into your cage causing suffocation.
>Let the games begin.
Gavin Cook
>you told people a song was "Darude - Sandstorm" on an anonymous site when the song definitely wasn't "Darude - Sandstorm"
>as punishment you've been placed in an industrial sandblasting chamber
>there's a laptop connected to a request thread on the other side of the chamber and unless you post 10 truthful replies the sandblasters will be turned on
>live or die, it's your choice
>let the games begin
Owen Cook
>now it is you who will be needing insurance.
kek
Oliver Turner
>Remember the time when you spitted on the ground? Because I didn't forget.
>live or die, make your choice
Dominic Lopez
>your video game addiction and crippling social anxiety have prevented you from forming long lasting social bonds and enjoying life to the fullest. Your creepiness has caused a lot of distress for poor women. You must make these women feel safe and comfortable and beautiful or they’ll call the police and throw you in prison as a sex offender for the rest of your life.
Live or get raped to death in a federal prison.
Brayden Smith
>Hello user. I want to play a game.
>You've wasted your days spewing hatred online. In particular you enjoy mocking the brave transgender icon Jazz Jennings
>Now it is your turn to be mocked
>You have 5 minutes to apologize to Jazz Jennings by castrating yourself with the rusty butter knife in front of you and making the stunning transition to womanhood. If you fail to do so the table you are laying upon will fold in, crushing you. All of this is being livestreamed on your beloved Yea Forums and to your family. Perhaps now you'll see it's not easy Being Jazz.
>Live or die user. Make your choice
Caleb Taylor
>remember when that psycho made you play an unfair game for your life based on some minor slip of courtesies you'd commited way back in your youth?
>it was me, James
Isaiah Baker
>Hello user. I want to play a game.
>You've wasted almost your entire adult life laughing at cheap jokes in threads such as these. But now you'll learn to appreciate life
>You have 6 hours to go outside and have a regular, social conversation with an adult female who is not a member of your family.
>I will be watching. If you let your fear and social anxiety continue to rule you then I will have no choice but to activate the explosive I've inserted into your rectum.
>Ending the life you never had. Let the game begin
I thought this one was a bit harsh
Adam Gray
Oliver Walker
>you will be crushed by 2 tons of pennies directly withdrawn from your savings account
>live or die
my fucking sides
Ryder Miller
>I want to play a game
>You spend 16 hours of every day saying hurtful things to people on an anonymous image board
>There is a hole in the back of your head which exposes your brain
>Your brain is covered in bee sex hormones
>In 40 seconds a cage full of bees will be released into this room
>The key is located inside your nutsack. You'll have to get it with your teeth
>Let the games begin
Joshua Roberts
Omage da smell
Mason Powell
>Steven. Loving husband, father of two and serial litterer
>For years you have corrupted the public space with your trash, thrown empty cans and spat out chewed gum for unwitting passerbys to step in
>You have a tube shoved deep into your urethra
>in 10 seconds a swarm of bullet ants will stream into your dick hole unless you slice 25 pounds worth off flesh off your body with this ham slicer located to your left and place it on a scale
>Let the games begin
Parker Smith
Could have put his feet in the hooks too
Leo Clark
who the fuck wouldnt just sit back and die unless its something really painful like burning alive or being torn apart? even if you actually survive, you are going to have a bunch of scars (possible disability) and some serious ptsd, making your life even more miserable than it was before.
James Adams
>Cut your dick off or the candle flame will burn the rope, which will release a bowling ball which will drop on a seesaw which will flip the switch on a toy robot which will walk over a button which will active a toy car which will drive down a track and into a button which activates a round saw which will saw your dick off
>The choice is yours
>Let the game begin
Juan Evans
>unless its something really painful
what were the least painful ones? were there even any, i mean besides some explosive around your head or poison maybe. How many of those were those
Julian Sanders
>one user shitposter got the guts to cut off his foot in a vain attempt to escape his chains, yet with no actual plan of escaping nor surviving
Bentley Nelson
There were a few instant death ones. Nail bombs, decapitation, head crushed, shotgun to the chest, spear through the head.
Cooper Ortiz
>3 hours ago, you were irritable with your mother
>now we shall see just how much irritation you can really take
>in 5 minutes, a robot made out of chainsaws will shoot you with a 12 gauge shotgun
>live or die... the choice is yours
Noah Phillips
>insurance
>helping people
insurance is a massive fucking scam
i like saw threads though so ill let it slide
Hunter Hall
Oh thank god, a free way out of this hell I live in.
Eli Moore
>Hello John. You don't know me but I know you
>For years now you've been forcing people to play sadistic horrible "games" where they must go through intense pain or die. Even worse, you've led to the creation of a soulless and derivative movie franchise
>In a few seconds Amanda, your loyal apprentice will disregard all your warnings and shoot Lynn. Her husband will then walk in kill your apprentice and then kill you. Leaving your legacy in the hands of your other more brutish and potato-looking apprentice. If Amanda does not shoot Lynn then the cancer wracking your body will still kill you.
>Die or Die, John make your choice
Blake Sanders
>Hello user, I want to play a game
>You've spent the last two years of your life posting about Sneed's Feed and Seed on Yea Forums with little regard to quality film discussion
>Now it is your turn to suffer
>You must give a blowjob to every negro in this room, or the rod positioned directly below your anus will shoot up, anally killing you
>Fuck or suck user. The choice is yours
Ryder Hill
>hello user for years you have masqueraded as a film critic despite the only thing you can masterfully deconstruct is a dogs anus.
>you now has sixty seconds to explain why you think older films are worse because newer technology exist now this is something you have stayed several times. If you cannot a giant number six (maybe 5 definitely not a 7) will crush your head.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
>fuck or suck
Perfect
Aiden Rodriguez
kek
Austin Harris
>write "midge" 200 times and swat him as he waddles towards me
Caleb Wilson
Ryder Clark
Underrated
Jace Foster
>Hello, user, or should i say, chad
>I've been watching you. Every night you post on an anonymous image board how you are so "lonely and horny"
>In reality, you have a normal and active sex life. You're merely pretending, minimizing the extreme pain felt by those who are truly incel
>I will now play with you like you play with their emotions. In front of you is a television playing the recorded video diaries of supreme gentleman Elliot Rogers on loop. Explain to me how Elliot is still a kissless virgin at 22 years old despite driving a BMW and wearing 300 dollar Georgio Armani sunglasses
>If you're answer is not satisfactory, there is deranged asian kid ready to rip you to pieces. Good luck, user. Let the game begin.