How could someone live like this?

To be fair he had a pretty laid back job at that point. Probably got home early and read books, researched cases. All round comfy

i''ve been living like that for 10 years now.
4 years since i bought my own house.
I don't even feel the need or want to get a girlfriend anymore.

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incelcope

How could a normal person live like that?
Ha-ha-ha

yeah lol how crazy

That sounds like something you would lie to yourself after being alone for 10 years

Almost the same here; single for 8 years, bought my own apartment 6 years ago, been dating and doing some hookups occasionally, but damn it feels good to be free.

Based. All you need is a friend or two, and cool socially fertile job so you don't risk alienating yourself from humanity, and you're set. Fuck fem*ids.

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>black """""""""people"""""""""

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I don't get incels
>every man in my lineage for the past million years had gotten laid

>it's impossible for me to, though

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>get great gf
>everything fits at first
>as the years go by you grow distant
>where there was excitement there's only habit and routine left
>by now you have a place together, maybe even a kid on the way and are so invested in this that breaking up would be too annoying
you think that a girlfriend would fill the void in your life but that's only temporary. after 1-2 years you'd feel as shitty as before.

I don't understand why people want a gf. A hole to fuck, sure (even though it's not THAT much better than fapping) but it's fucking annoying to have someone around you all the time
I need my free time

Dog saliva is healthy dude. It contains alot of antibacterial stuff that kills bad shit that human spit can't so its cleaner then kissing your girlfriend or sucking your own dick

I've had sex, relationships, and girlfriends. It's really tedious and dumb. Is it because I'm 5'5?

Don’t forget the many more millions of relatives who never did. It’s literally survivor bias.

>mfw I rejected every girl who showed attraction to me and obsess over celebrities I will never meet

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antibacterial does not automatically mean healthy, or do you drink soap?

Not true even remotely incel. Married to my wife for 10 years and I still fall in love with her all over again every day. Stop projecting

>tfw own a gas station and work 12 hours a day before going home, eating, on the computer then sleep

>married to my wife for 10 years and I still fall in love with her all over again every day.

>I will never experience this

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It used to be more simple in the past. Either rape or economic arrangements. Civilization rigged the game the wrong way.

Trust me user if I can do it you can too. Never lose hope my friend, you’re gonna make it.

That's true.

Also, women's standards for men were a lot lower in the past

>work

That's a good one.
Anyway I don't even jack off anymore and I'm way past the point of giving a fuck.

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maybe you're an exception to this but the majority of relationships ends at some point. half of the marriages end in divorce. maybe you'll grow old together and die or maybe she'll meet some guy named Derek and leave you.

You act like women won't piss away decades of marriage on some bullshit lol.

ah you got it wrong, it's not that i can't get a girlfriend if i tried. it's more simple that i really do not feel any need or want to bother to get one.
I'm perfectly happy living on my own, no hassle, no wories. i can do what ever the hell i want.
Got a good job, regular contact with people. so yeah my life is pretty good.

last gf i had was 10 years ago, and i don't feel the need to find a new one.

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I mean that's great and all, but don't you think you'll feel pretty lonely when you grow old without a wife or kids?

haha i'd never be able to live like that hahah

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seen it happen to several of my cousins.
their stuck paying alimony to their ex.
I have said since i was a young boy that there are 2 things i will never do or want.
i will never marry and i don't want any kids of my own.

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we're they though? you had to be capable to provide for an entire family. go to work everyday without failure. no 4 months sick leave because of a silly depression. hard physical labor all day erryday. oh and good luck in the war.
men always had to go through a lot of shit.

Where do you spend the money you make?

i'm not a hermit, but i preffer being on my own.
i've never wanted kids of my own, and i'll never make the mistake to marry.
i'm 32 now, so i'll see what the future brings. but how i'm feeling now for the past few years is that i don't see any point or want/need to get a gf.

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100% pure cringe

dude reeks of soi and Guarenteed the girl fucks around on him

dog owners are stupid and filthy people by default but couples who own dogs are borderline retarded

I'd rather be fat and forever alone than eating puss that's had 3 dozen dicks piss all over it in a filthy dog hair covered bed

women where for the most part breeding machines that needed to take care of the offspring.
when the femnazi's took over women became demanding and men got turned into wimps

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I'm convinced every man from my lineage got laid thanks to arranged marriages or pure luck. I'm really shy,so is my little brother, so is my father, my two uncles and so it was my grandfather. My dad got married and had me when he was pushing 40, my mom was his first girlfriend. Whenever i asked him they got together he would just say "it just happened". My to uncles are well over 50, single and no kids and my grandpa was married to by grandma by their families when he was 28 and she was 16. I turned 28 last week, arranged marriages are not a thing in the west now so i guess it's up to fate.

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>so i'll see what the future brings.

What the fuck do you think it will bring Einstein? It's not hard to guess. Unless you're a rich celeb no one will give a shit about you when you're 50 or 60. You will kill yourself aftet your parents are gone.

Only mixed whites like dogs because they remind they find rapport with stupid mutts
Right dog saliva is healthy and disinfecting that's why their breath smells like mint and if left alone for a month they won't become infested with worms

Buying fuel and supplies for the store.

lol i'm not a delicate snowflake like you.
don't worry there are plenty of landwhales out there for you.

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No, you're a tough snowflake who will be the first in history to break the pattern of human nature and become immune to the need of intimate human contact. Enjoy your miserable post-middle life mr "we'll see what the future brings"... lol the cope

Even if you get arranged, you would be arranged to some roastie that rided the cock carousel in high school and college.

Who cares faggot? Better than alone jerking it to trap porn.

First world countries need to recognize the dangers of the incel menace. They all need to be rounded up and hanged in public. Literally worthless human beings.

i got plenty of human contact. i just don't see any point in getting a relationship.
why should i force myself to get together with some random chick?
are you that desperate for female attention that you believe it's mandatory?

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not everyone has the same need for social contact, some people do just fine with a few friends and acquaintances. you're acting like he's the first person in recorded history to prefer being alone when people have lived as recluses and hermits for thousands of years. is it a bit sad that some people can't make connections? sure, but it's their choice.

haha yeah just imagine.....

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Random chick, not really. But surely you're capable of finding a good enough woman.

life sucks
and then you die
i'd trade my job, my car, my everything for a cute loving gf

i do it, make money, and have supported my immediate family in their old age. could not give a fuck if one falls into my lap or not.

It is indeed
mine is

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Some people are more comfortable being alone.

Help
I dont wanna end up like so many others in this thread. What can I do to change this

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Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

I think being online skews people's perception of the kinds of women they're capable of attracting, a lot of these guys want really attractive, in shape women without being charismatic, good looking, in shape, and without any sort of real drive in life

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lonly
nd
honry

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I am 39 and live worse.
Not even a home to call my own, just mouldy room in London

>implying she doesn't just fuck the big dog dong instead

Exercise

>>implying she doesn't just fuck the big dog dong instead
>implying they both don't do it

you aren't living in real life friend

You can be better than most of these posters by actually losing your virginity. The key to that is to be social. Drink, go out and talk to people about fun things.
Look up how to be more charismatic and discard all the meme opinions you've learnt from this site.
But the truth is that it won't make your life fulfilling. Your life is empty because you're missing something

What's the point of having an entire house if it's just you?

have sex.

First of all, you need to get off Yea Forums. Get off social media in general, in fact. It poisons your brain.

Then you need to change your mindset. Mindset and attitude are the key to everything. If you go into social interactions energetic and positive and interested in other people then you'll make tons of friends everywhere you go. With a positive mindset you'll want to improve yourself, in every way. Your looks, your body, your career, your hobbies. Talking to other people will become super easy because you're genuinely interested in them, but also because you're relaxed and not censoring yourself you'll just say whatever pops into your head and other people will pick up on this and become more relaxed around you.

No one can tell you exactly how to improve your mindset and outlook on life but I would say it's a good idea to start lifting weights and reading more and go from there. If you don't have a job where you interact with other people, get one. Get a hobby where you can meet other people too. It's hard changing your mindset but well worth it because it makes literally every aspect of your life more enjoyable. Good luck.

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I'm 18, last gf I had was in 6th grade, I don't want to end up like you.Fuck girls but I don't want end up as a bitter cynic.

>Get off social media in general

Almost ALL women use social media. Don't listen to this fucking idiot. If you're gonna go off social media, you're gonna be a creep in their eyes.

Fuck off retard, all we ask for is a girl that isn't an hambeast.

Find better girls, boyo

image waking up just so you could think about sleeping. haha

>when my fiancée would kiss me all over the face and it tickled and I told her to stap and she didn't stap
>them tickles and kisses all in one
She's gone.

>If you go into social interactions energetic and positive and interested
I hate people who do this

Girls that take care of themselves don't want a fat loser. They can provide for themselves now

Same, why do I have to be pretend to be energetic and positive.

That's pathetic.

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>caring what girls think
Never, ever, going to make it. Perfect example of beta male mentality. You're also completely wrong.

No you don't, you like them because it's natural to like them. You probably just resent that you're not them.

>pretend
Successfully change your mindset and you won't be pretending.

>Just change your mindset bro

lmao get off my board u fucking retard

The depressed retards of today are completely incapable of understanding how absolutely dogshit life was for men in the past compared to today.

Alright, stay lonely and sad and don't make any effort to change. I'm sure you'll have a great life.

>be me
>be /fit/
>be young looking for my age thanks to many years out of the sun
>constantly have women checking me out
>none of them ever make a move
>too socially retarded myself these days to make the move
>literally live like this
>lonely as fuck
>can't do Tinder casual shit because people constantly expect for the fucking to happen right as they enter your house with zero foreplay or anything and I don't roll like that sorry ladies you just showing up on my fucking doorstep doesn't immediately make me hard

Sometimes I wonder why I bother keeping up with myself. Or living for that matter.

>can't do Tinder casual shit because people constantly expect for the fucking to happen right as they enter your house with zero foreplay or anything and I don't roll like that sorry ladies you just showing up on my fucking doorstep doesn't immediately make me hard

t. never used tinder or had sex

Yes I can't imagine going to work. Literal hell

>you can't have a great life unless you have a roastie with you
Imagine actually believing that. A literally slave to pussy.

Actually got rid of depression and recently started to go to gym.

In a recent month, I've met two (2) girls. But mostly because of my drinking, and not my normie mindset.

She's cheating on you behind your back, or planning to.

If not now, later.

>Go on app designed for quick hookups
>Be surprised when you find women looking for quick hookups
Just go on an actual dating site and clearly communicate what you want beforehand. Its literally as easy as putting a "not a fuckboy btw pls don't message me if thats what you are looking for" at the end of your profile.

Companionship is pretty important for a happy and fulfilling life, yes. The fact that you think it isn't suggests you've never had a long term relationship with someone you love and experienced how great it is. I think you need to open your mind and realise that you might not know everything.

just get drunk faggot

b urself lol

That's great to hear man, keep it up

this post was made by the dog people gang, who can't live without attention

I feel sorry for you. I hope you get to experience love and find out what you're missing before it's too late.

easy, internet pornography

And I feel sorry for you. For being a brainlet.

Take it easy, man.

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What's this show about? I've been meaning to get into it for a while now but never made the time to.

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shitty people in a shitty town

I think you need to open your mind and realize that some people don't give a shit about companionship. Why is this so hard to comprehend for a pussy slave like you?

you do user

YOU GAVE UP ON LIFE DIDN'T YA

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I think it might be a fox and grapes situation. It's not that you could have a fulfilling relationship with a woman and choose not to, but that you can't have one at all and so you cope by saying you're not a "pussy slave". It's pretty sad. I think you need to do some introspection.

how did she die?

The reason you think that is because you've never lived on your own properly. I know a lot of people like you, you leave them on their own, they don't even know what to do. You leave them for a month, they start drinking heavily. You're looking for someone to give your life to because you don't know what to do with it yourself. The world is full of NPCs like that and unfortunately I won't fix you with a Yea Forums post. You were educated to be a drone and you grew up a drone

Hit me right in the feels, user

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yes, 15 years ago. dumb move.

Well let's just say she should've stopped

Well you're wrong, I lived on my own for 3 years and was fine. Really makes you think, huh? Keep coping, it's quite entertaining.

Is it any good?

>3 years

wow guys can u imagine this

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>was fine
Were you? Because you just wrote a lot of posts saying that people can't be happy living alone. So either you were lying then or you're lying now. I think you're lying now. I think you weren't fine and you don't know what to do with your life. That's why you're looking for someone who can take it off your hands and relieve you of the responsibility. Nothing wrong with that, drones like that are why our societies hum along

wtf that's me

it's interesting though not terribly eventful
kind of a toned down True Detective

>people can't be happy living alone
I literally never wrote that. Keep the cope coming.

>Companionship is pretty important for a happy and fulfilling life

So you think it's alright that I decide to live alone? You allow now that I've cornered you in this argument, mr. drone with no real opinions? Can't say I'm surprised

Does the ending deliver?

>pretty important for a happy life =/= it's impossible to lead a happy life without companionship
I think you'd be happier with a healthy long term relationship.

I don't know why you guys are struggling with this concept.

meh

This is actually solid advice, get off the internet, exercise, and read are 3 pretty essential steps to not being a garbage anti social shut in.

This person is retarded, it doesn't actually matter that much first off. Second it only counts if you go to social media after already having a life outside of it to share on said social media. It's something to dive into after you've already made progress, not something to mindlessly do because you think girls care.

Your mindset has to change for anything else to change you fucking dolt. And you don't just "change it" you take the steps that cause it to change (get off Yea Forums, get off the internet, exercise, read, etc.). No ONE of these things will do it so don't even start with that >just read bro!
bullshit. Do them all and that's just the start.

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You have no argument. I have won.

>letting an animal lick your face is normal behavior

I hate white people so much

>letting a dog lick your face
>after licking his own balls, shit and random rodents

Lol the user specifically asked "how can I not be like these other sad losers". If you don't want the advice and you want to be your special little loner snowflake self be my guest

You act like you’d ever know

People think differently. Obviously you can't understand it.

That's why you're an

No, I perfectly understand your thinking, as outlined in my post here I just want you to know this: You can change. You can have a fulfilling relationship with somebody you love. It's not out of your reach. But you have to want to improve yourself before it will happen.

Have a great life.

My aspergers keeps me from maintaining relationships with anyone that isn't immediate family. Love and sex are meaningless to me as I never enjoyed being touched and don't understand other peoples feelings. I am very good at my job but ultimately do not enjoy anything enough to spend my money on.

dude im 35 and have no experience and no social circle. sometimes things are just out of your reach, i cant be an astronaut either anymore.

>get off Yea Forums, get off the internet, exercise, read, etc
Getting off the internet will isolate you even more. Everybody meets on the internet now. Unless you're really handsome or really rich, girls are going to expect you to be a normie (ie have social media).

And as far as Yea Forums, the people who frequent this site tend to carry socially unacceptable opinions. So telling a person like that to stop communicating with like-minded people will only cause even more feelings of isolation.

>Wife of 5 years died a year and a half ago
>Haven't had a job in a year
>Only leave my house to go to the store for the last 10 or so months
>Plan to kill myself when the money runs out
Films where this happens to the protag?

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>Plan to kill myself when the money runs out
How? I tried hanging but I pussied out

sometimes i dont think this world was for me

I have lots of guns. Not sure if I'll use them so liberals can't use my suicide to fuel their anti-gun propaganda though. Probably just run my car in the garage.

This except i'm unemployed and don't really have a relationship with my family either.

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Just marry your high school sweetheart.

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:(

You're comparing a top tier, elite job that people dedicate their entire lives to achieving to... having a relationship. That's not a healthy way of thinking. Billions of people are in relationships.

If you want to expand your social circle pick up a hobby where you meet people. It can be anything. Painting classes. Cooking classes. Book clubs. It's not too late at 35 to meet someone. It's not too late at any age.

you should get therapy but if you are 100% insistent on it then i think going out into the woods or the desert out west or some shit and camping out for a few weeks would be great. you can take pictures of the milky way, read, shitpost if you have an internet connection. then when you run out of food and water you can just off yourself and the animals will take care of the rest. peaceful suicide and it avoids the need for people to find you and clean your brains off the wall.

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Going to a 3 day festival next week
How do I get laid

Easily avoided by not marrying young and not marrying dumb thots.

Just change your mindset.

Buy drugs. Offer girls drugs.

Getting laid is so fucking easy. We're talking about relationships here kid

thats quite optimistic of you but also unrealistic and naive. a khv in his mid 30's has no fucking idea on how to move things forward, when it's ok to touch, just picking up signals in general. it's a complete lack of experience which 90% of the people learn during their teenage years when everybody is awkward anyways.
if you add this to being generally isolated, you have a potent mix for failure. if you never go out, you dont even know where to fucking go with somebody on the off chance that you actually meet a person.

Pretend to be that guy that gets laid
Just be anybody but yourself

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pop a molly
make sure you can shower and wear deodorant
just b urself
don't chicken out when a random hot girl starts making out with you by sperging out in front of your friends by thinking shit like "fuck i barely know how to kiss i look stupid" and "im with my friends where the fuck are we going to if this goes further than making out" and "am i just supposed to follow this chick around now wtf"

Are you talking about his wife? Because humans are animals too

>random rodents
kek

>don't worry, I'm on the pill ;)
>pokes holes in your condoms
>fucks you while you're passed-out drunk

thats a meme
people in the middle ages man had way more vication time (several months a year) than your average cubicle code monkey

>go to work

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have sex with dogs

a """""man"""""" who cries >tfw no gf should just kill himself. seriously, the world doesn't need you.

you still haven’t given us a reason you believe that it’s okay for you to be a filthy bike stealing nigger

maybe I should develop an insufferable personality and review movies online too

It's not unrealistic. I'm not saying he's going to be banging sluts two at a time but by getting more experience in social situations it will help him out a lot when it comes to dating. Better than giving up and being alone for the rest of his life.

>humans are animals
talk for yourself, ape brain

she has a tattoo of herself on her arm? her instagram with the most likes or something is my guess

My brother and his wife have been together since 8th grade. They have been married since 23 and have been married 17 years with two kids and a family business. I'm 32 never had a stable relationship and live at home with my parents and haven't worked in 3 years

This is a good one. Most all of these guys expect and want a 10 or at least a 7 but probably deserve a 5.

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By reading this post I can tell you are more based than him.

A lot of desperate people in this thread. Here's what you do. You probably don't have the willpower but whatever. Lift weights 5x a week for 1hour back/chest/leg. Eat healthy 3 meals a day. Wake up at the same time every day. Work at your job/career until you feel you're in a good place - this is what adults do; children play games and fill their days with 'hobbies'. Force yourself to have good posture but not autist level.

Do these things like a slave drone. Your physiology will change, then your attitude/demeanour/worldview will automatically change. And obviously quit porn smoking and hard drugs completely, shower every day, get a fucking haircut.

did all that, im just a boring fuck with a good job now

>Spent most of my free time in highschool working or keeping my little sister out of the house whenever our mother was home.
>Couldn't afford university so I took up a trade as soon as I left highschool.

There was a about a eight year span where the most significant interactions I had with the opposite sex, outside of interacting with my own sister, was being a literal manwhore for a client who's house I was tiling.

I dont care how "clean" a dogs mouth is supposed to be, fact is they put disgusting shit in their mouth and sometimes litteraly. For example you can cook a booger long enough to kill all bacteria but it doesnt mean it isnt disgusting to eat it afterwards.

Suddenly people will flock to you in droves. You ooze charisma and your roguish good looks bedazzle all the women. Success finds you at every crossroads in your life and you sometimes wonder; why was I held back all these years?
It was so easy, I just had to situp straight in my chairs and my problems have evaporated.

shut up fag. nobody cares

>drink
Not gonna happen

you cared enough to reply but too lazy to do anything

that's not what happens. you go from pariah scum to a respectable person. that's enough to find someone worth being with. but you're too lazy and scared

then start doing things you find interesting without sacrificing the rest

gl, back to work

yea i know, i am trying to find that balance

did all that, doesn't do anything. just replaced soulless boredom staved off by video games I'm bored with with soulless boredom staved off by discipline I'm bored with. I look better and women smile at me and whatever but who gives a fuck.

working out isn't fun, eating healthy isn't fun nor is making the food, going to bed at the same time isn't fun, work isn't fun, other people aren't fun

some people are just born broken and nothing can be done to fix them. best you can do is mold them into useful members of society through conditioning alone, like what you're attempting. but they'll never change. never be satisfied. may as well ask a gay guy to do conversion therapy. or expect a serial killer to stop killing. once people are that way, they just are that way, until the day that they die.

thats volcel

Then don't complain that you can't relate or make friends

Drinking's a crutch

Shitty women in a shitty town + decaffeinated true detective.
It's ok, at least it leaves a better aftertaste than the TD endings.

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Yeah everyone's an idiot except for you. Congratulations. Now have fun alienating yourself from all those idiots you desperately seek validation from

Would you make fun of a cripple who can't walk without a crutch?
I'd 100% be a virgin if it wasn't for alcohol.

So you see his problem.

Very tolerably. I can't imagine losing out on any measure of privacy and personal time just to share a living space with what amounts to a hooker in this day and age. I'm not even convinced the sex would be better than my 2D wives, I have had sex, blowjobs are better.

I'm not that dude. I'm just saying you don't *need* alcohol for anything

bump
purely for this webm

You have to be at least 18 to post here

of the 2 of them, only the dog genuinely likes the guy.
the girl is only doing this for instagram likes.

he has a point because all that will happen that future brings is death. and everything else, you have to bring it yourself.

okay lads. 28yo virgin ehre and i dont wanne ba virgin when 30 arrives. i think the bet course of action now is to work out so at least i am not fat.
how do i start working out?

You faggots lost your crushes to football chads, didn't you

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Why do i have to work out and change my whole appearance like a slave just to obtain a subpar woman? If nobody can accept me for who i am, then id rather be alone then try to force a relationship by changing everything about myself.

this angers the niggers

just google starting strength

workout won't cause you to lose weight though, but to gain weight. you need to eat less to lose weight.

if you actually want advice, research on dating says the best thing you could possibly do for yourself is looksmax. not being fat is a good start, being fat is the trait women most frequently report as least attractive in men. after that, it's just general fitness. basically, you want to look like david beckham. women don't seem super into the gymbro physique, they prefer ottermode. exception to that seems to be if they feel threatened, by other men. then they'll be attracted to men who look like they could beat up othse other men. but if they already feel safe and comfortable they go for the otters.

but basically just don't be fat and do some basic beginner strength training. if that doesn't get your foot in the door then curse your height/face and aim lower. if that does get your foot in the door but you keep fucking it up, you need to work on your social skills. but social skills come AFTER looks.

Absolutely retarded. Getting off the internet and socializing through hobbies and work is the opposite of alienation.

They are pretty fucking annoying though, the other day I tried to make a fun bladerunner meme thread and they filled it up with stories about female grocery store clerks not flirting with them. The worst part is if you try to console or counsel them they just sperg out and pretend their situation is hopeless, bunch of self-fulfilling prophecies if you ask me.

>single 8 years
>work steady 40 hours
>live at home with the folks, saving to buy a house (lol rentcucks)
>best friends from grade school have their own houses nearby
>go to work go home drink go to sleep go to work
>beers with the boys whenever
>blow my money on whatever i want
>whenever someone brings a chick around immediately see how toxic they all are
>the cunt games they play to get friends to turn on each other so they get their man all to themselves

we need a Farm for these slashes, keep them down in underground bunkers strictly for breeding purposes. woman pretend they have more value than their axe wounds, but they know whats their only real bargaining chip and when they get called to put it on the table, they scream muhsoggyknees. the boys rule the world

Im pretty chubby and still have had many gfs. What does this mean?

Imagine actually thinking you can trust a modern women in this degenerate society.

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>study/library on the first floor
>bar/wreck room in the basement with plenty of games and tvs for sports when the boys come over
>cigar/computer room on 2nd floor
>closet room for all the gear
>master bedroom
>weights and tools in the garage to keep your body and your car finally tuned

what else would you put in your house? a bunch of noise ungrateful runts and a cunt whose fucking the neighborguy/postman/mailman/UPS driver/poolboy while youre at work?

You are already here, my friend.

blackpill for those still hopeful they'll make it
youtu.be/5tuf59ex-U0?t=1m30s

i can handle myself socially, but i thnk the looks thing will make it 10x more interesting. that is all very good adivce which i will take to heart, but i mean like tomorrow as a guy who has never realy worked out in his life, what can i do?

wtf is muhsoggyknees?

>21:28
yeah nah

get the fuck out

the thumbnail alone is a blackpill for that man
I'm not that ugly though. Right?

easy

if you love your work and your home is comfy

very easy

shit nigga, women get angry when they see my life and I let them know that marriage isn't going to happen and no kids either, so fucking angry because they can't get to my disposable income

it's all mine and I spent it on vidya and car parts and put lots into retirement fonds

so incredibly very easy to live like that

still my favorite image

who will take care of you when you're old?

squats with the bar until you’re completely confident in your form and can get your hip below your knees comfortably. Bench press starting with a low weight you can do around 10 reps with and add 2.5-5 lbs each time. Standing overhead press start with an empty bar and slowly add weight over time. Bent over barbell row OR row machine, add 5 lbs each time. Tricep dips, pull ups and chin ups at the end till exhaustion. Look up youtube videos on how to do these. Have fun.

women tend to turn very quickly on men they have no control over. men who aren't trying to fuck them, men who are self-possessed, men who are happy within their own lives, whether or not its a life of partying with the boys or playing vidya. women see men in their own little circles laughing and shit and it drives them nuts because women don't understand friendship or brotherhood, they use their friends to make themselves feel better about their own endless insecurities. But a woman sees a man who doesnt need them, who sees through their toxic mind games and their 2 faced poisoner routine and it enrages them.

These replies smell like chicken bones, watermelon rinds, fried rice, curry powder, and kebab.

yep, it sure is good to be white

but dog mouth is not clean
dog mouth usually have less bacteria than human but it can contain bacteria dangerous to human but not to dogs

>ignoring every genetic dead end in history

it was a ruler in Italy during WW2

>SEETHING

Just admit you're jealous. Its better than stringing togethera bunch of nonsense buzzwords

>retirement fonds
he'll pay people to take care of him
do you really think every man that every lived reprodruced? Or that the capacity to reproduce is passed down in some lineages and not others?

If I didnt have a girlfriend, thats exactly how Id live. Also with next to nothing in my place except for bare essentials like 90s Rust.

This crazy bitch at my job was flirting with me 2 weeks ago and as soon as I stopped giving her attention she lost all interest.
Bitch is a true whackjob. missed a bullet there.

The level of your projection is fucking pathetic.

This was the first video I saw on lifting, like 6 years ago when I started: youtube.com/watch?v=EP2g3Sj3qSw
You can easily find better ones for specific movements, but this is the only one I found looking just now that covered all of them.

It's pretty good for a complete novice and explains to you how to do all the basic exercises properly. The key ones are the Squat, Deadlift, and Bench / Overhead Press. The Row is more supplementary for the deadlift. Anyway, if you do those 4 big movements, you'll get a decent all-body workout. Beginners don't need anything more complicated than that. Targeted exercises is more for people who already have decent strength and know what they're doing, the kind of stuff you get into once you've already mastered the basics.

legit looking for a homegym (squat rack or even half rack) which should only be ~$500. i htink in the mean time i will just bike and skip rope. thanks a lot though

It's amazing how easy it is for woman to manipulate men, they walk right into it thinking its the way its suppose to be.i cant even begin to type out the shit ive witnessed and seen the last few years, cuz this isnt my blog and cuz id sound like a completely crazy person. modern women are completely fucked. most men are too, but it goes back to the women. and the niggers. and the jews who control the cultural zeitgeist.

but i digress, nothing matters, get black pilled, apathy over everything

hey bro didnt see your reply. thanks for the video, this is actually really good. ive heard compound exercises are all one needs. once ive got teh basic down i'll do other fancier shit

yeah but what will he actually do? pay some old retirement home? you will have to have quite a lot of money (more than typical retirement) to afford one that isn't shit, and you'll basically go bored out of your mind

>wanting to live beyond the point of being able to wipe your own ass and dress yourself and drive yourself
this is some new age boomer bullshit that needs to end with them, selfishly clinging on to life as long as possible because theyre afraid their life meant nothing and their scared of the void, desperately clinging on to life, no matter the quality, further draining society and their children. just go, the world didnt need you before you were born, it doesnt need you after, it doesnt need any of us, we're all equally worthless. the only thing that will matter once youre gone is how your kids remember you, and their kids. die with some dignity, don't let your grandchildrens last memories of you be babbling incoherently,crying, shitting your pants, high as fuck on morphine right before you finally shit the bed

Sounds like the average male

Did you learn nothing from sex Ed?!

haha, I know right

how could you just go to work, do chores and get drunk. hahah

being yourself is sometimes the worst advice you can give someone.

litterlay me but i leave out the work part

>litterlay
lol i should sleep

It's a kind of USB drive... I'll show you later.

>17th birthday
>"22"
doubt

god damn

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Up until this century you could support an entire family with any full-time job, or often even just a part-time one. That includes pushing a broom around and giving zero fucks.

i love it when my dogs lick my face after they haven't seen me for a while

what's the problem, bud? that shows they actually give a shit.

Screencap me too pls

t.normie who has had two grills do those kisses on benis

learn history, you dumb fuck. that is like 5% of what happened. you do know it was a crime in like 99% of the world to rape, right? you do know economic arrangements were exceedingly rare for the majority of people, right? did you watch the tudors and go, "yeah i know everything about history now" you dumb fuck goddamn it i hate retards like you

oh do tell

I doubt your just going to fall ass-backwards into marriage at 40+ unless you’re filthy rich

You're delusional. I'm married 5 years and she is an excellent girl I hope to grow old with, however I had enough relationships before her to know that 95% of relationships are trash.

I don’t think its female attention dude, I think it’s the prospect of nobody caring if you’re alive or dead when your 65.
People shit all over family and having children, but familys that aren’t shit wind up sticking together way more than random unrelated friends you happen to work or play basketball with

Yes.

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Who is your favorite person in history?

your life sounds fucking horrible.. not gonna lie.

Rust was already dead inside.

>I already have so little free time for myself, I can't imagine having to deal with a woman's 80% of that time. I mean maybe if she would take care of the house, make my dinner, and clothes etc
hahaha

Gymcels need to an hero already. And you’re supposed to have breaks between workout days so your muscles can build you stupid fuck. Who the fuck lifts for an hour straight either?

nonwhites fear dogs because they are closer to prey animals and fear being hunted

You never want to "just be yourself". This book has a section on that and covers pretty much everything.

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