Was he full of shit?

There's other records that verify him though, and investigators asked old classmates that confirmed he went to MIT.
He was also listed as an employee/contractor for the military site he worked at.

Listen to William Cooper

Based aphasiabro.

Disinfo agent

How can Lazar not name even a single one of his professors? How could he get into MIT with such poor grades in high school and only taking chemistry. How could he attend another school very far away at the same time? Why does he not have his diploma or a picture of his graduation?

Hard to tell. His story sound like bullshit. But he still roll with it for decades.

I can't name any of mine

you tell em brother

because you didn't go to university

this most likely
also this. bill was based and legit.

worked

Parts of it. I think he knew someone who worked at Area 51 then used that for the layout of the base and flight schedules. The alien shit is all made up though.

Forget the professors. He can't produce a single bonafide diploma.

He would not pass a basic HR background check. That new "documentary" is a disgrace a fraud.

From an engineering perspective it was fake as fuck. In the joe rogan podcast he says he was working 2 weeks on, 1 week off. He spent so much time with this alien technology and he couldnt even describe it to Joe. Super vague, no details. If I had more time, I would write a manifesto on why he is a great bullshitter.

Never underestimate the quantity of bots patrolling online communities. The only time most of them are recognizable is when they malfunction like that one.

it's just a retard spouting Yea Forumsie memes

ow my head hurts, gimme a sip of water
where were we
what was the question again?

This. Ask someone who built their computer to describe it to you. Ask as many questions as you like and see how they answer them. Ask someone who has never worked on a car to describe their car to you and they'll still be able to and be able to at least give you guesses at how everything works. Pay attention to how they emote and if they go on digressions.

Now...ask an alleged physicist from MIT who worked on alien technology to describe the technology and watch him vaguely tell a story, not from actual memory from an experience but from a script he has told multiple times.

Lazar gets away with what he gets away with because he's a master con artist who can conjure up migraines or act like you're pissing him off and inconveniencing him by not being a receptive mark to his bullshit. Under any scrutiny at all from a professional, he would collapse. His entire gimmick is just a more convoluted and fluffed up "yes...no...I don't know" Stayvun routine.

Is it true he was a pimp?

>we called your classmates Stayvun they say you never went to MIT
>no more physics for you Stayvun

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Not that I promote this guy's channel because he usually covers some shit characters but this was pretty detailed.
youtube.com/watch?v=Jl2356IOTrY

Yes and obviously so. The biggest things Rogaine harps about;
>DUDE THE CLASSIFIED HAND SCANNER
It’s literally in Close Encounters which predates Bob’s stories by years. Yes, that exact finger measuring secret device he claimed was only recently ‘revealed’. It’s in a fucking Spielberg movie about aliens.
>predicted an element
I can predict element 157, 179, 328 right now. Remember, the element has ZERO of the abilities Bob says. The existence of an ‘island of stability’ in elemental isotopes has been known so long Bob probably read about it in school.
>but he was a genius he went to MIT, CalTech, they scrubbed his history
No. He mentioned his teachers supposedly at those places at a conference. Nobody with the names he mentioned ever worked at either place as a teacher. One of the names was a science teacher at a local college though and confirmed Bob had taken courses there.

He’s a lying cunt with a shitty story and he saw Close Encounters once and read some sci fi. He can’t articulate anything on even a basic science level. When he stumbled badly Joe and Doofus actively cover for him.

Jesus tittyfucking Christ.

I have a '90s VHS where he describes it in much greater detail than he did to Joe Rogan.

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They used him for disinfo.

Aliens also have seats just like humans created

In his latest interview with Robert Oburst, even Joe Rogan says that he's only "65%" convinced that Boob Laser is telling the truth.

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OH WOW, SO LIKE BOB IS LIAR?

Since Joe Rogan tries to be nice he basically said that he thought Boob was telling what he thought was the truth, but that the UFO could have been a Nazi/Russian craft or something and they were just tricking him.

guys.........guys................guys.......what if Bob Lazar is actually a shape-shifting alien that took the form of Bob Lazar, and the real Bob Lazar is actually been trapped in one of those UFOs in S4 since the 80s??????

WHERE IS THE FLYING SAUCER STAYVUN

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Zero evidence he went to university.

CHECKED.

Probably. But his is the most believable account I have heard. The characters in his story, including himself, real or imagined, act like human beings. The events of his story are bizarre and incredible, but he himself behaves credibly. Like he isn't trying to sell magic crystals and he doesn't claim to be communing with the greys or able to channel the grey spirit mother to spread a message of peace, or other retarded shit. It's bullshit but I believe it.

The thing that really fucked him was when he was blindsided with a question to name some of his professors at Caltech and MIT.
In the video you can see him panicking and say "uhh, if you want. I don't have a list of them here". Then goes on to name 2 professors, one he claims was at MIT and one he claims was at Caltech.

But when people actually looked up the names of the professors, one was a professor at Pierce College (which Lazar attended) and the other was a high school electronics teacher (coincidentally the same high school that Lazar went to).

He's a good liar, but all it takes for a liars story to fall apart is one mistake like that.

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Based

Also, might as well add that people who religiously believe Lazars story usually resort to "the government brainwashed him to make him forget" when confronted with this.

Lazar is one of very few people that most skeptics and believers alike can agree is completely full of shit.

Documentary was absolute trash. Spent 15 minutes on his claims and the rest was trying to convince you of his credibility.

After watching the Nimitz UFO Encounters documentary, 99% chance he was telling the truth.

youtube.com/watch?v=PRgoisHRmUE

Explain him knowing about test flights and John Lear confirming Lazar attending meetings at S4

>Joe asks question
>OW MY HEAD HURTS
>I CAN'T REMEMBER
>WAIT A MINUTE

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>I have been to the moon
>The moon is real, therefore my story checks out

Even if ayys are real, which I do believe, it doesn't validate every crackpots story as true.

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does whiskey drink really make migraine go away?

He knew how the device worked (scanning bone lengths), which the Close Encounters movie didn't divulge.

I agree, which is why I reserved the 1% for bullshiting, just in case.

If you’re an alcoholic.

>He's a good liar
Not really. He's a crackpot that tells lies a bunch of people wish were true.

OwO what are they doing in the first image

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That's my conclussion as well. We know aircrafts were flying above area 51 but there's nothing to support that it has anything to do with aliens. All the supposed evidence just deals with his credentials.

The company that produced the hand scanners took out advertisements in newspapers in the 60s or 70s to sell to companies, in which they explained how they worked.

Someone post the fucking newspaper clippings to shut these retards up. I've seen it posted a couple of times in these Lazar threads.

ooh nice if i just replay the first fraction of a second over and over

quick noodle search
all it takes for TONS of info.
all you need to know is identimat

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He's definitely lying. But why is he lying?

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moneys

Might as well ask why people lie on the internet.

He was friends with a lot of alien conspiracy theorists before he "went public". Which suggests he might have also been one. Could have been for attention, fame and monetary gain. Or could be some sperg attempt to get the government to release all info they had on ayys, which went way out of control.

How has he made money from this though? Personally I think he's just a troll

he cried aliens because he had an photography shop. in that shop worked kids. one of which (underaged) he wanted to sex her. he very sly but got busted later. his pimp game not very strong.

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im pretty sure he shills murchandise

They erased some of his past and deleted government records of his working at Los Alamos so... it's not like he's some basement dwelling shitstain

I don't believe Bob Lazar but there are two things that are weird, firstly the government denying he worked at Los Alamos(Even though records show he worked there for Kirk Meyer as a lab technician) and the fact that he worked for Naval Intelligence, how come he's never mentioned he worked for naval intelligence?

>how come he's never mentioned he worked for naval intelligence?
isn't that who pays the CIA? you'd have to ask..that board that starts with p.

Gee, I don't know

>This is THE information, and the U.S. government has gone to great lengths to keep that from you. You can change that for $29.95 (plus $3.5 shipping and handling)

Just watch this thing for all the bullshit inconsistencies with his story. If you still believe he's for real after seeing all of that, you need help that can't be provided here.
youtube.com/watch?v=EKu3JqIB1T0

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> If you still believe he's for real after seeing all of that, you need help that can't be provided here.
Also this isn't directed at the guy I replied to, but everyone ITT who actually believes Lazar.

most people take money for interviews, or appearing on shows and television programs.

>that 'z' in Lazar

Kino

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See Why did the government deny he worked at Los Alamos when he did? How come they never mention him working for naval intelligence and the judge in his prostitution trial found it almost impossible to find records about him?

See the video at 1:10.

John Lear confirms that Lazar had a contract which meant that he showed up to Los Alamos once every 6 weeks to clean/repair alpha probes.

The fact that he showed up once every 6 weeks as an electronics contractor might mean that they genuinely didn't have records of him.

"but what if this" I hate this shit. I fucking hate this. So yeah you just told me something but like what if it was this????

You'd know everyone working at a government facility no matter how lowly the job is, especially during the Cold War, you also never explained him being in naval intelligence and the judge not being able to find any records except his pension for being in naval intelligence

that is one thing i don't get. they had him. and supposedly he told the same story. place(s) of employment etc. i was searching for info on that trial, actual records. came up with nada.

lab tech means bitch work he did nothing important

meant for, sorry

For all we know the records of low level external contractors who shows up for a total of 8 days per year might be entirely separate from the records of actual workers. And when asked about whether he worked there, they couldn't find him. Simple as.

As for the judge being unable to find any information on him, please provide a source.

Also, remember that Lazar claims that he was a phycisist at Los Alamos.
Meanwhile his best friend and fellow ayy conspiracy theorist John Lear confirmed that he was a lowly electronics technician who showed up once every 6 week on an external contract. Doesn't that poke a hole in Lazars story?

The thing about Lazar is that we can poke holes and debunk 99% of his claims, but even after 99% of everything he has said has been proven to be lies, there are people who continue to believe him because there is still 1% that hasn't been proven to be a lie yet.

the one big thing was his birth certificate gone missing. supposedly it turns out he/knapp asked for it from the wrong place or some shit. later lazar gave the judge a copy or something along those lines. been following this for years. all info is out there. waaay to much to spoonfeed. can point you where to look tho.

youtube.com/watch?v=SIcOaU-EmqQ

2:20

>Hey government, release this tech RIGHT NOW! It's a crime against humanity to keep it away from the public
>"Hey Lazar. How about we set up a panel of phycisists so that we can go through the details of anti-gravity propulsion systems together, as fellow phycisists?"
>*20 year silence*

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nice.

kek no wonder he doesn't want to address that

can i see a source of the government denying he worked there?

what did the government actually say?

>It's hard to obtain information

This hardly proves a government conspiracy to conceal information, rather than the courts inability to obtain information that doesn't fucking exist.

Hm, I used to not believe him but now the more I see of him the more I believe him. Ive seen a ufo.

Also note that the judge says Lazar has "emotional problems rather than criminal problems", and part of his sentence entails psychiatric treatment.

Does that sound like a sentence by a judge who believes there's actually any truth to Lazars bullshit?

kek

>he cant name any of his professors
I graduated 5 years ago and can only remember the name of 1 of mine. No doubt in 10 years ill have forgotten that too

he didnt go to some casual community college

Little seats. Aliens are smaller than people.

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