I reject your reality and substitute it with my own!

>I reject your reality and substitute it with my own!

anyone else miss Mythbusters?

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over time it’s become so clear why Jamie never wanted to be friends with Adam

what’s wrong with him? he was always my favorite mythbuster except for that asian guy

Is jamie our guy?

>anyone else miss Mythbusters?

Not really no

Its true they are miles apart in terms of how they work and create, I give them credit for lasting as long as they did.

Early Mythbusters was more interesting to me, the more the show went on, the more it was "JUST BLOW SHIT UP LMAOOO EPIC SCIENCE DUDE".

Adam is kind of a SJW I think. I dunno I think he said he hated white people.

Stop lying to yourself

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mythbusters are hacks and it's all bullshit I really hate that type of tv they took something boring and tried to dress it up but it's still boring and stupid who gives a shit if they blow stuff up literally like whatever

also they're still making that crap here's a link

mega.nz/#!qIVQjAYI!iPUFSzKI_7fMdMl30b5-BjalzAXrZAD9zAF7ED9wOMo

She's still cute

>not taking the picture always at the same place
fuck off

foxnews.com/story/body-of-missing-san-francisco-dad-found-in-oregon
I can't believe it's been 12.5 years

That's because they fired the creator of the show after like three years. He now goes on Reddit and Facebook to rant about how he got fucked over.

my favorite part is how you think we're all in your head

this desu except for the historian
show got too drawn out for simple myths like whether psychics exist, and then too much slow motion explosions

>that asian guy
sad story

Soft spot for this show because I was an innocent hopeful kid when it was airing

>sister turns off TV in the living room when I'm watching it
>says "it's like what we have to watch in school"
that's when I knew she was retarded

Junkyard wars was cooler as far as engineering shows go.

>before mind virus
>after mind virus

It was fun. Too bad it sparkled the whole nerd culture and science fuck yeah shit.

>robot wars is still airing
>mythbusters ended and then came back with that version for kids
what went wrong

when she was a girl, she did a video on metal etching that was cool.
Too bad she lives in SanFran, she could have been a normal person.

How desperate are you to think thats cute?

Why would he reject reality?

depends how you define ‘our’
Jamie strikes me as too intelligent and emotionally secure to care about current politics

Brainiac was also good

has he ever met james may?

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thank god someone has it

>all those episode with pregnant Keri

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WAIT WHAT THE FUCK? Holy shit dude, belated F

Oh nevermind lol you got me

WHAT THE FUCK.

F.

Rip in peace, F

>they backtracked and ventured onto BLM Road
>BLM

>dude i fucking love science
>anything that promotes anti-egalitarianism or essentialism isn't real science btw

is she a boy now ?

non binary

Didn't they resurrect the show, but it's really neutered now?

What did s/he mean by this?

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you can actually see when tumblr and US education broke her and turned her into an SJW, of course she dyed her hair, of course she's not binary, she just need to become fat and then the stereotype is complete

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Obviously. Adam always acted like the “fun” guy, but he got insanely assblasted that one episode where they tricked him into touching that Egyptian statue that they ran electricity through.

is he transitioning?

They did. It’s Adam with a bunch of multicultural non-white male children

I think he was some prepper libertarian type who lived on a property and owned a bunch of guns in his private life.

why do nu-kids look so weird?

It would've been better if they had two teams build something for an entire season and then compete in the final episode without any outside help instead of just providing them with crucial parts in the junkyard because they only got 12 hours.

>Being a kid when Mythbusters was a thing

How old are you? Like 18? Go back to your mum's tit, faggot. If you aren't at least 30 then your opinion means shit all on here.

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A normal looking woman up until 2019 when she suddenly has bright blue hair and problem glasses, with the guy next to her looking terrified that he's gonna be accused of rape.

The world really should have ended in 2012...

reddit: the show

GAAAARFIEELD

does xe flip a coin before deciding which restroom to use ?

Grant Imahara. He's alive and well.

>Do you feel God?

I forgot hair dye triggers incels.

ENHANCE

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get a fucking life faggot

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2008

By the end it was 5 minutes of content per episode. The narrator guy would spend 2 mins summarizing what we just saw, then one brief scene, then narrator guy spends two minutes previewing what's next. Cut to commercial, repeat 5 times.

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no bullying

JUST

>tfw adam won't be your friend

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>he

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yeah it got way too scripted

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>mfw they tried to bust the myth of female orgasm and made her have 5 orgasm, just for scientific purposes

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>tfw too intelligent to have friends

i feel fucking dumb for googling it

>implying Jamie wanted anything to do with Adam

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early and often

I would unironically put that button on the inside lid of my toolbox.

>nu-kids
i fucking love this website

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nothing. ironic garfield is just a meme among zoomers right now.

Antidepressants

I remember exactly this when there was a marathon on and that was the last time i watched discovery channel. Is it even around anymore i almost never watch tv

also all the , we cant find anything interesting to do this week so we'll just blow something up. C4 and Anfo were the best cast-members.

In your defense, they unironically did a segment on "do girls fart" and hooked Kari's ass to a microphone and measuring instruments "Girls don't have orgasms" is almost halfway plausible. Not to mention the internet rumor of Grant making all the robots in Fucking Machines.

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Adam is high-functioning manchild nerd. This isn't a bad thing to be and is probably why people, especially kids, love him so much. However for someone like Jamie, this comes off as obnoxious and immature. The two might have the same job but their personalities and hobbies are very different. It works well if you're making a show about a duo, but there's a reason why comedies about duos tend to either be about BFFs or people who hate spending time together.

there was also the infamous do bigger boobs mean more tips from customers ? and the holding your pee episode.

>Adam is kind of a SJW I think.
He's too much even for fucking reddit.

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haha, is this real?

lets bust the Myth That Adam savage deserves a career.

it's the style
billie eillish is popular and kids want to dress and look like her
that simple really

It’s for faggot liberals who think it makes them look unique when they look like all their retard twitter friends

>Not to mention the internet rumor of Grant making all the robots in Fucking Machines.
Talk about a dream job.

Son?

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the show started in 2003, people born in 1993 were kids back then

>haha, let me guess, youre white ;^)

not racist btw

big hed

Very much so. Just took this screen. It's all here, but it doesn't show up easily due to the echo chamber nature of the place:
reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/7033px/i_am_adam_savage_dad_husband_maker_editorinchief/?sort=controversial

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>show takes place in san francisco
>shocked the cast and crew acts like they are from san francisco

you are a god amog men. is this the british or american version?

If he triggers /pol/, I support him.

Imean that was kind of a shit thing to do to a guy. By his reaction it wasn't really a low voltage either.

boom! roasted!
wtf i love reddit now

Why is that thing on his left getting worse and more SJW-y?

That's just a bad argument from that guy. The term "privilege" as it's used doesn't mean that the privileged group never has problems. Obvious examples being that white people had an undeniably privileged place in America while black people were enslaved, yet poor whites still existed. Same goes for Jim Crow era.

How could one man be so based?

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Whatever floats your dilation, "dude".

>hate capitalism
>be the first in line for $500 sweat pants

Why are they like this ?

because reality is we never went to the moon but Adam rejects that reality because he sold out to big Nasa money to become a shill and got to meet Obunga

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Imagine being that user that said this thing is hot. The absolute state of faggots on this board is baffling.
I’m only 24 and these neochildren freak me out. No one looked like this when I went to high school and if they did they were getting made of constantly. Wtf is going on?

Then the term is demonstrably pointless

No, fuck (((adam savage)))

>acknowledge thing but halt before any form of critical thought or introspection takes place, and especially before any effort and lifestyle changes are required
Wow, you sure showed us...

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59b3d623e8bfa

lol "for-pol-17"

how big's your folder of sick burns

You're right, I did show you. Get back to your containment board.

Do you think they fucked afterwards?

>buy something ungodly expensive when there are much much cheaper things that do the same job just as well or better
>gets informed about this
>"umm, like oh mai gawd what if you said that to a peasant or slave labour, hmm?" Complains about the white privilege patriarchy for not having enough money so you gotta smash capitalism

Too bad this guy stopped making videos
youtu.be/27BBPlnuAaA

i had my suspicions but that's way over them

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>Taking the last 3 in such a short ammount of time.

What a fucking retard, way to screw it up.

you type like the biggest fucking faggot ever

California can't slide into the ocean fast enough

>buying overpriced trash the media shows into your throat instead of perfectly fine alternatives is a necessity on par with foraging for food and firewood in medieval times

fucking retard

I've been getting a lot more use out of it in the last year or two.

>pipe
That is not a pipe.

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>Complains about the white privilege patriarchy
Holy shit, rent free.

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why does every nu-male has to put:

>dad
>husband
>lover of (insert something quirky)

in their social media bios?

so asian privilege exists in asia and black privilege in africa?

everyone in this picture is just massively retarded

Man Lab is kino

>not posting the one a couple of years later where the girl becomes a tranny
I'm not joking

don't forget about preferred pronouns

The most based member of the Trio

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>missing the point this badly.

talk about shutting down critical thought and introspection when it come to society and how it functions because the people making them also live in a society.

yeah, basically; though in asia and africa (and Europe) it's a lot more ethnicity based than "racially based".

still doesn't mean it's effects should be ignored in our own countries

Wait it's not a tranny in this picture?

For future reference when trying to determine someone's gender based off a picture: Don't.

I wanna fuck that cute boy (female)

Late stage capitalism. That's what's going on.

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privilege is essentially in group preference, which is biologically completely normal and not a social construct. Privilege can also be broken down to so many different segments that even taking note of it is largely pointless, and frankly, stupid, especially since nobody really takes note or attempts to "fix" some of the greatest privileges in society, being tall and being good looking.

C O C K

Adam is basically a permanent teenage boy. He loves cartoons, video games and other fun shit that adults aren't supposed to like. Jamie is basically your engineer dad whose passtimes include sailing and reading historical fiction.

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I am going to make "nu-kids" part of my vocabulary from now on.

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I don't know which way xer is transitioning from which by I do know xer's balding

/pol/ cancer

the virgin mythbusters vs the chad Dirty Jobs

LOOK AT ITS BEADY LITTLE EYES

>for-pol-17
Holy shit kys

and thus, a meme was born

this comic doesn't really work since in capitalism, as opposed to feudalism, you do have a choice. you can choose not to support the system that exploits third world child labor and only benefits the elite by not buying overpriced things made by big international corporations and buy something locally produced.

The producer who set that up got sacked immediately for it, chances are he was trying to get a cussing match on camera for views

You don't understand how dangerous that stunt was. They could have killed or permanently injured him.

I don’t blame Jamie at all

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Bitch looks like discount Scarlett Johansson

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>socialists dont have a choice
Holy fuck this delusion

I think his tiny cock and anus is more shocking than him balding, but that's just me.

I would support local produce, but somehow locally produced stuff are even more expensive than imported goods here.

if he would shave the disgusting hair on his body and face. Wore some wig and make up with lingerie i would consider it. No kissing.

> that lubed up asshole

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So who here fapped to her as a young lad? I know i did

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Alright. Time to leave the thread now

>>socialists dont have a choice
>Holy fuck this delusion
Well they could go live in Venezuala, but there are no artisan ice cream cafes with free 5G wifi.

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Funny how pedes always point to Venezuela for why socialism = bad instead of pointing to Norway to see why it's good.

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Norway's economy is literally just pumping oil. Literally that's all they do. And eat fish.

This style was around when Bill was a baby

And it works.

>how to run a country
>step one: have a gold mine
>step two: sell the gold
>step three: use the money to pay for everything
sounds like you've got economics all figured out

is venezuela that much different?

It literally isn't. Oil is part of it but it's not even 50% of their economy.

why the fuck do you want to be Norway?
Leftist policies and GOP Neocons caused these economic problems in the first place. You want to live like Norway? Deport illegals, promote whites to reproduce, end H1B visa program. Why Norway is some bastion of human achievement ill never get. They pay high taxes because that money doesnt go to niggers.

>So sjw even reddit hates you.

by what standard?

>Norway
>socialist
You clearly haven't even taken econ 101

>oh look exactly what every team needed every single episode every season

>Reddit is SJW
lmao no
reddit housed t_d shitheads for too long even when they knew they should do something. staff ignored all the early signs.

...

You made zero sense with this post. Did you think you made any sense?

>one subreddit vs ahundred of sjw related subreddit

loo trump really traumatized you bro

they are so buttmad, they hid the number of users on that board.
Plus they had to change their algorithm because it kept dominating the front page during the election.
I think they shadowbanned it finally. Reddit is left as fuck.

You sound like a fucking looney

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No, it's just mantits. Happens to most middle aged men.

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>posting memes from a over a decade ago

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Do all FTM trannies go bald? Imagine wanting to go bald, get covered in body hair and lose all of your female privileges.

jim crow actually makes blacks look good. your argument is invalid

Check out /r/smyths for edits without that shit

They go prematurely bald. They have to have their uterus removed because it atrophies and they have agonizing cramps every time they orgasm.

No

beep

Oh my goodness, you were so assblasted that it took you 3 hours to respond to him?

I was afk

worldatlas.com/articles/the-economy-of-norway.html

Try literacy, dumbass.

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KEK'd so hard when even plebbit tore his ass apart over his white guilt

>tfw you will never wife her and slowly redpill her

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Every smart person cares about politics, as they realize how it affects them. Only stupid people who also have no problems are "apolitical" but even thats bullshit because they would care if they suddendly became second class citizens or something

Basically everyone has political opinions unless they are fucking braindead

Wrong gook

We wasnt wrong about gender but he does come off as a giant fag

Ever listen to Nu-Kids On the Block?

I live and work in the woods very close to where this happened. There are signs all over the place saying the Bear Camp route is closed to winter traffic. He was also an idiot that thought he could be Bear Grylls and hike cross-country to safety instead of just walking the road they drove in on, he hiked five fucking miles through steep drainages and died a quarter mile from where he left the car. And of course the poor BLM engineers on that district got blamed for his death for not making sure all the gates were locked before it snowed. Fuck Chris McCandless, someone should make a movie about how stupid and reckless this slope was.

My favourite part is that you're a nigger.

Its not about merely taking part in society it is about literally reveling in the pleasures and luxeries capitalism afford you while claiming you hate the system that gives you these things. You fucking faggots always act like saying "you hate capitalism yet take part in extreme luxeries like expensive leisure technologies and expensive brand coffee" is the same as saying "lol why do u want to change society when ur part of it lmao"

They are not at all the same. The meme "bernie two house sanders" isnt somehow invalid because in your twisted tranny brain you think somehow possessing those two houses are instrumental in his fight against capitalism.

Comparing a shit eating peasant wanting to change society to a fucking faggot living in a studio apartment in la being bankrolled by his parents who also bought a nintendo switch

Stupid as fuck

There is a clear difference between someone wanting to dismantle a system that affords them luxeries they take part in and a fucking serf who just wants to not die

This.

Norway has fully embraced capitalism while providing some saftey nets for their citizens

Also lol certain groups of people literally cant handle socialism. Surely you agree socialism wouldnt work with abos. So there is probably a gradient of how well it would work with everyone in between whites and aboriginals

this

Hello contrarian