Dog fucker

Where the fuck does he find these movies? Where the fuck can I find them?

Holy shit this happened to me, I used to look good 6 years ago, literally forgotten nowadays

so close...

Why are long haired dudes always so edgy and convinced that their opinions are the right ones? It's an archetype

>cap this, in a few months this will be added to that retarded bait s.oy horror collage meme and faggots will say it's "reddit tier a24" shit and complete garbage

It's almost a certainty

Does Adam still post here?

probably. if not, he's definitely lurking

Did he not see OUaTiH? He said he's done talking about what he saw from Cannes but he hasn't talked about probably the most well known movie that was at the festival. Was it screened differently to all the other movies or something? I just want to hear more about it

He went to Cannes.

Cannes, France.

Why don’t we talk about film festivals more on this board? Aren’t they really important?

>tfw fond of your lobster will be a meme and you're already sick of it

there's no capeshit or Disney movies at festivals so Yea Forums isn't interested

There are always multiple Cannes threads when it's active.
It's mostly to look at fresh new feet pics of actresses though, no one here cares about films.

You're new, right? We don't really talk about movies here, it's 80% completely senseless vulgar memes and feet, and 20% capeshit and flaming about it

Cannes gets tons of threads, but nobody really talks about lesser ones. Most of the people who actually go to these festivals on this board also probably can't afford to go to Cannes anyway

>no jumpscares? black and white? I'm thinking a decent to strong 10

kill yourself

What's the matter, not enough onions in your milk? Don't worry, reddit will add your slow-paced, psychological, A24 "horror" film (flick?) to their top 10 chart any day now.

That's marijuana bloat. Don't smoke.

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the gang of chads on Yea Forums are bullying me again :(

don't you have hot girls to fuck? leave me alone :(((

>Having long hair like this into your 30s
This is how I know he's a failure.

he has like 25 tabs open on his soiphone and he's posting in every single one of them for 8 hours per day talking how others are fucking

I heard that you can get tickets for waiting at the entrance and holding up a sign saying: ONE TICKET PLEASE

His ego is probably too high to watch a Tarankino film at an indie film festival.

You would have to be retarded to go to a festival like Cannes and instead of watching any film that won't be released close to you in any short time you go wait in line for hours and hours to watch a Tarantino flick that you'll be able to watch in any garbage mall theater in the world in a mere month or two.

English please

>this insect can afford cannes and I can’t
fuck

when is it out?

>this insect
he's a popular youtube movie and game reviewer and a musician, that's why.

Nothing wrong with having sex with a consenting dog

>musician
I sing in the shower and play drums on my butt cheeks, that doesn't make me a musician.

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he lurks here, he said it when he talked about TDKR on his Sardonicast Podcast, he´s lucky Ralph and IHE doesn´t come here tho

more shota pics? plz

record it and gain a youtube following, then it'll make the money to go to cannes

Quickie: with your dog

Why is IHE on that podcast? He never says anything and it's clear his interest in movies doesn't extend past superhero movies. YMS is too pretentious and Ralph too basic, but at least they show a passion for film. Are there any movie-based podcasts that don't completely suck and don't devolve into capeshit discussions for that matter?

Makes a review of two movies he saw months ago without re watching them.

post cheeks haha

Imagine thinking that only art fags love Welles

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Lmao imagine thinking that people pretend to like Kurosawa

stay the fuck away from my dog, adam

>people that tend to praise Kurosawa are either pretending or just take influence into account
Surely that's a fake quote? You can't review films for a living and not understand how dumb of a statement that is

This dude's reviews suck even when he's praising something.

He’s stuck in the high school mindset of what makes a film great. Technical quality’s is what he nuts over. He never talks or dissects themes and has a odd view of what makes cinematography great. He’s fallen for the pretty colors =good cinematography meme.

I fucking hate faggots who believe this, everytime I bring up that I'm a fan of Buster Keaton films faggots like this immediatly assume I only like him because I wanna look like I'm a 'cinephile'

I completely agree, but he did make that entire series about Synecdoche New York's themes. He can't do that with every movie so he just picks out logical inconsistencies with the plot in a monotone voice like a total robot.

I just want to point out how dumb that statement from him is one more time. Like how can you act like people bringing up Kurosawa's influence on the industry is a bad thing? It's not an exaggeration to say that cinema would be completely different without him

Dude it beats my bald ass.

Is he a lush?

>people who like movies made before arbitrary date are just pretending to like them
What a fucking retard. I honestly don't even know what to say to someone like that. I could understand my aunt saying something like that, but he's a fucking movie reviewer. I didn't think like that even when I was in high school.

never seen a kurosawa movie, where do i start? Yojimbo seems like a good one, I liked Fistful of Dollars and as far as I know Yojimbo is the same story

>Dog fucker
I thought this was a thread about that Linda Lovelace movie.

Yojimbo, Hidden Fortress and Seven Samurai are his most famous ones and they inspired Fistful of Dollars, Star Wars and Magnificent Seven respectively. It's not hard to watch his movies and realise how he influenced so many directors and writers.

All in all he's got a rock solid filmography. You can pick anything that interests you, go watch it and probably come out enjoying the movie. He genuinely was a master filmmaker and you don't have to be a pretentious artsy snob who wants brownie points for the films he likes to see that. Yojimbo tends to be the first film people check out by him but be aware that it's exactly the same film as FfoD plot-wise apart from a change in setting, so you might not appreciate the twists and turns of the plot as much.

Don’t really trust this guy. He thought The House That Jack Built humor was unintentional.

oh no it doesn't user, you're bald which means you embrace your age, long haired old guys like that look like sissies 100% of the time

>but be aware that it's exactly the same film as FfoD plot-wise apart from a change in setting, so you might not appreciate the twists and turns of the plot as much.
Eh, I fucking love Fistful of Dollars. Though I'll probably miss the Ennio Morricone score when I watch Yojimbo.

Let us not forget
>Citizen Kane started narrative structures that now is pretty much every movie. All these things you're familiar with seeing, in terms of progression or act structure, et cetera, those didn't really exist if you go back far enough. It was just people fucking around with a camera and doing funny things or weird things.

youtube.com/watch?v=BYWNFwwOqYQ

Goddamn

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So he thought Citizen Kane was the first real film? Lol.

People who go to film festivals have IRL friends they talk about films with. Trust me, those people are way worse than the average Yea Forums poster in my opinion.

Easiest way to get peoples attention on this board outside of capeshit threads

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Did he fuck a dog?

yojimbo's score is just as good t b q h

dogfucker

>I personally like to take an objective approach to film criticism

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Fuck you, now Yea Forums is going to start trashing this movie to be contrarian

We must protect a24 under any circumstance

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kill yourself, obsessed freak

the absolute state of film """critics"""

Is this available for online viewing/

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Yeah, let's disregard the fucking craft Buster Keaton put on his films.

so in his own opinion all of the films that he loves right now will just become shit in some decades when the technology used to make them is outdated, and he will then be only pretending to like them?

YMS Top 10
>1. The Holy Mountain
>2. Synecdoche, New York
>3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
>4. The Lion King
>5. The Piano Teacher
>6. Hidden (Caché)
>7. Memento
>8. Kill Bill: Vol 1
>9. Kill Bill: Vol 2
>10. Requiem for a Dream

AVGN Top 10
>1. It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
>2. King Kong
>3. The Wizard of Oz
>4. Back to the Future
>5. Rocky
>6. Star Wars trilogy
>7. Terminator 2
>8. Ghostbusters
>9. Gremlins
>10. American Movie

Who has better taste?

He got famous for making fun of easy targets. Whenever he tries to actually talk about good films, he just looks like a moron. IHE is the same, except IHE isn't too vocal about it. Ralph knows more about film, but he's an asshole about it, and says his share of stupid shit too. Stuckman probably knows a little less about film than YMS, but he's at least humble about it

both are terrible, it's hard to decide

He's alcoholic and a drug addict

James Rolfe's is much better. When YMS responded to the hate he got for what he said about Citizen Kane, he said that people who like old movies treat film like a dick measuring contest *, and with that pretentious ass list, it's funny how much he lacks self-awareness.

* youtube.com/watch?v=ut4ZvbEnzuU at 23:01

>A24
Dishonest self indulgent tripe.

post a more recent one now

I bet you could beat this faggot in a one-on-one

>blimey, 'e fucks dogs!

He is fat now so it's already over

any top 10 with the Lion King on it is an insult to life itself

THIS

DUDE

FUCKS

DOGS

AVGN's are his actual favorites that click with him in some way. YMS's list is clearly something he came up with to impress people.

>1. The unholy dogfuck
>2. Synecdick, up a dogs ass
>3. Eternal cumshine on the defiled dog ass
>4. The dog fuck king
>5. The dog trainer
>6. dogfucking Hidden from the police
>7. Memento of fucking a dog
>8. Rape dog vol. 1
>9. Rape dog vol. 2
>10. Rapequiem for a dog

Was already addressed here. reddit.com/r/Sardonicast/comments/9328cs/the_citizen_kane_bit_in_the_latest_episode_really/e3a8a7a

I was also planning on issuing a correction and discussion in the next episode. To say I don't know "anything" about film history is pretty exaggerative, but I guess I deserve some hyperbole thrown my way for the bit of misinformation I spread. Sorry!

based

MAN I SURE LOVE TALKING ABOUT MOVIES MMMMHMMMMM

>Lion King in Top 5
Kids movies are only good if he wants to fuck the characters

dogfucker

I love how he thinks that was a good response. The discussion on old films they had on his podcast was so fucking cringe