User: Alfonso Cuaron has demanded your services as a screenwriter for his next movie and he wants you to write whatever...

where do they get these little suits haha

idk

easymode:
Alpha Flight: Puck's Game
normalmode:
Hop-Frog set in the world of Wall Street
hardmode:
a neo-noir gritty and completely serious version of The Terror of Tiny Town. Set in the 60s with psychedelic musical numbers. Think Chinatown meets Tommy.

Good post

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How much am i being paid?

you're not foing it for free?

you're getting paid in exposure :)

Destiny movie

>Peter Dinklage plays himself and OP plays as a close friend of his
>one day OP treats Peter Dinklage to some Asian food at a really good Asian restaurant
>Dinklage is astounded and becomes infatuated with Asian cuisine
>he becomes so inspired that he takes a break from his acting career to stay in China and learn how to cook from a master
>him learning plays like a cooking show/documentary
>he eventually perfects char siu, a new favorite of his
>when he returns he treats OP and teaches him how to make it
>last scene is OP cooking some
>OP looks at the camera with a sinister look on his face as it fades to black

Warwick Davis is a star
because he's a white dwarf
get it?
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ba-dum-tish?

breddy gud

astoundingly based

There were posts about QT and "Once upon a time... in Hollywood". Treatment would be everything what insider user had posted
> Peter Dinklage is playing a film director that is obssesed with how much money his films earned. He wants to top himself and then retire. When his old rival, who is also director, beats his all time record, our hero catches depression. Dinklage's agent comes with help, there is a chance to rebound.
> A big studio wants to adapt a popular comic book, but there is a catch - since the studio is losing rights to the characters in favour of other big studio, the film needs to suck. Our hero needs to stain the franchise.
> The great struggle beggins. Dinklage's needs to deal with jewish studio executives, drug addicted actors, and blackmailing hookers. There is also a death on set which halts production.
> Somehow the film is finished, but here is another problem for our hero, test screenings are telling that this film is terrible. Also marketing cant market something this bad. Reshoots commence.
> The ending is about how this film starts earning thanks to great marketing. Reviews are positive, because they were bought by our character. He even sucks dick of one of the most influential film critics in Hollywood in order to get that 5 stars.
> Dinklage's character - now retired - is giving lectures in some kind of film school. One of the tranny students comes up to him and says " I like your film" and he goes "which one?". Tranny reminds him that before he got popular, he directed 3 minute short as an aplication for a film school. "Would you remake it? This short film was kino, a true spectacle" Dinklage's character is shellshocked " I dont know if it was."
The ending means that even film director doesnt know why people like films. Is it thanks to art or marketing?

>Danger
>Do not cross
And it was neko Ritsu

>directed by Cuaron
>written by someone else
Sounds good to me.
The guy sucks at writing compelling narratives after Children of Men

Done!

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Based levels approaching gigantous!

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CHING CHONG CHINA MAN CHINA MAN CHING CHONG

I'd have him star as puck in a high budget version of Shakespeare's 'Midsummer Night's Dream' It's a tough role, but one I think he could pull off. I'd spend more than double the normal budget on costumes and sets. One of the toughest parts would be finding a good supporting cast. Particularly Hippolyta - that's a hard role to cast.

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Richebourg (1756–1846), was only 23 inches (0.58 m) high. He began life as a servant in the Orleans family. In later years he was their pensioner. He is said to have been put to strange use in the French Revolution—passing in and out of Paris as an infant in a nurse’s arms, but with despatches, dangerous to carry, in Richebourg’s baby-wrappings. He died in Paris in 1846, at the age of 90.

You're welcome.

Dwarves had weird fucking lives back when they were basically kept like pets by the royals.
Dinklage has the chops to do an equisitely furnished costume drama about a dwarf caught between a desire for dignity and self-determinism and the cold truth that being a courtier is the only thing keeping him alive and pampered.
Maybe spur the narrative with his sitting down and being painted by either Velasquez or a Velasquez type and being spoken to by the painter about his life.

>Particularly Hippolyta
If a pale Amazon doesn't annoy you Gwendoline Christie might be good.

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Debicki my dude

Rasputin biopic, have him on stilts towering over the other characters the whole time.

Using Warwick Davis' bones would still only be enough to be a manlet, so I don't know.

Peter has to play user in his quest for Sick GAINZ.
He is found as a Manlet after his platform shoes break and sent to the pit, he must fight his way out.

Shut the fuck up Warwick

I'd pleasure myself to that

GET THAT FUCKING LANKLET COCKSUCKER

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Semi-fictional drama about crossing black Africa in the 19th century. Co start would be Nagaitis who develops a graphic homosexual relation to your pic related.

easy with the protons mr. davis...

Oh no! He's got a blueberry!

midge

I. SAID. MIDGE.

do i look like a jannie to you??

this is now a Peter Dinklage thread.

Tailor made. The question is where does he get the rest of his clothes? I don't think children's clothes would work because of the proportions.