user: Alfonso Cuaron has demanded your services as a screenwriter for his next movie and he wants you to write whatever you want. The catch: Peter Dinklage is attached in a starring role.
User: Alfonso Cuaron has demanded your services as a screenwriter for his next movie and he wants you to write whatever...
Other urls found in this thread:
What's with this midget obsession lately?
Personally I'd treat Peter Dinklage. It should not take much food to satisfy him and make his belly full him given his size. I would delight at the prospect of treating him and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that lovely man a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing can't be any better, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu mediocre pork but... char siu kobe beef. Yes, I will have ensured Peter Dinklage greedily gobbled up the flesh of the best meat on the market after lowering his expectations initially. As the tears of joy well up in his eyes and he refuses to believe I went all out, I shall let out a truly merry, comforting laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; packacing and recipts of the kobe beef I purchased. Though the packaging and recipts will be scrunched up, faded, and a little dirty, it will be evidence of how much I wanted to give Dinklage a good meal. That is what I would do to that little gentleman. The louder he laughs and more thanks me in pure euphoria, the louder and more merry my laughter of appreciation will become. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing and thanking him so hard. I will then show the 24 minute 7 seconds footage of me purchasing the kobe beef and having a funny encounter with the butcher, which we will laugh over. This is the fate that awaits you, you wonderful, beautiful little man. Also... FUCK Warwick Davis. I'd starve him instead and feed him char siu Harrison Davis instead.
it'll be a snuff film where dinklage tortures and kills warwick davis and uses his bones to increase the length of his limbs and ascend out of midgedom
Dinklage is a legitimate actor though.It works with Davis because he's just a dwarf, a plaything for screenwriters.
What the fuck
manlets bullying the only people they can
midge
Buddy cop comedy movie with his former dad.
>a plaything for screenwriters
If he didn't make his identity his height he wouldn't be treated this way. He brings this on himself.
where do they get these little suits haha
idk
easymode:
Alpha Flight: Puck's Game
normalmode:
Hop-Frog set in the world of Wall Street
hardmode:
a neo-noir gritty and completely serious version of The Terror of Tiny Town. Set in the 60s with psychedelic musical numbers. Think Chinatown meets Tommy.
Good post
How much am i being paid?
you're not foing it for free?
you're getting paid in exposure :)
Destiny movie
>Peter Dinklage plays himself and OP plays as a close friend of his
>one day OP treats Peter Dinklage to some Asian food at a really good Asian restaurant
>Dinklage is astounded and becomes infatuated with Asian cuisine
>he becomes so inspired that he takes a break from his acting career to stay in China and learn how to cook from a master
>him learning plays like a cooking show/documentary
>he eventually perfects char siu, a new favorite of his
>when he returns he treats OP and teaches him how to make it
>last scene is OP cooking some
>OP looks at the camera with a sinister look on his face as it fades to black
Warwick Davis is a star
because he's a white dwarf
get it?
...
...
...
ba-dum-tish?
breddy gud
astoundingly based
There were posts about QT and "Once upon a time... in Hollywood". Treatment would be everything what insider user had posted
> Peter Dinklage is playing a film director that is obssesed with how much money his films earned. He wants to top himself and then retire. When his old rival, who is also director, beats his all time record, our hero catches depression. Dinklage's agent comes with help, there is a chance to rebound.
> A big studio wants to adapt a popular comic book, but there is a catch - since the studio is losing rights to the characters in favour of other big studio, the film needs to suck. Our hero needs to stain the franchise.
> The great struggle beggins. Dinklage's needs to deal with jewish studio executives, drug addicted actors, and blackmailing hookers. There is also a death on set which halts production.
> Somehow the film is finished, but here is another problem for our hero, test screenings are telling that this film is terrible. Also marketing cant market something this bad. Reshoots commence.
> The ending is about how this film starts earning thanks to great marketing. Reviews are positive, because they were bought by our character. He even sucks dick of one of the most influential film critics in Hollywood in order to get that 5 stars.
> Dinklage's character - now retired - is giving lectures in some kind of film school. One of the tranny students comes up to him and says " I like your film" and he goes "which one?". Tranny reminds him that before he got popular, he directed 3 minute short as an aplication for a film school. "Would you remake it? This short film was kino, a true spectacle" Dinklage's character is shellshocked " I dont know if it was."
The ending means that even film director doesnt know why people like films. Is it thanks to art or marketing?
>Danger
>Do not cross
And it was neko Ritsu
>directed by Cuaron
>written by someone else
Sounds good to me.
The guy sucks at writing compelling narratives after Children of Men
Based levels approaching gigantous!
CHING CHONG CHINA MAN CHINA MAN CHING CHONG
I'd have him star as puck in a high budget version of Shakespeare's 'Midsummer Night's Dream' It's a tough role, but one I think he could pull off. I'd spend more than double the normal budget on costumes and sets. One of the toughest parts would be finding a good supporting cast. Particularly Hippolyta - that's a hard role to cast.
Richebourg (1756–1846), was only 23 inches (0.58 m) high. He began life as a servant in the Orleans family. In later years he was their pensioner. He is said to have been put to strange use in the French Revolution—passing in and out of Paris as an infant in a nurse’s arms, but with despatches, dangerous to carry, in Richebourg’s baby-wrappings. He died in Paris in 1846, at the age of 90.
You're welcome.
Dwarves had weird fucking lives back when they were basically kept like pets by the royals.
Dinklage has the chops to do an equisitely furnished costume drama about a dwarf caught between a desire for dignity and self-determinism and the cold truth that being a courtier is the only thing keeping him alive and pampered.
Maybe spur the narrative with his sitting down and being painted by either Velasquez or a Velasquez type and being spoken to by the painter about his life.
>Particularly Hippolyta
If a pale Amazon doesn't annoy you Gwendoline Christie might be good.
Debicki my dude
Rasputin biopic, have him on stilts towering over the other characters the whole time.
Using Warwick Davis' bones would still only be enough to be a manlet, so I don't know.
Peter has to play user in his quest for Sick GAINZ.
He is found as a Manlet after his platform shoes break and sent to the pit, he must fight his way out.
Shut the fuck up Warwick
I'd pleasure myself to that
GET THAT FUCKING LANKLET COCKSUCKER
Semi-fictional drama about crossing black Africa in the 19th century. Co start would be Nagaitis who develops a graphic homosexual relation to your pic related.
easy with the protons mr. davis...
Oh no! He's got a blueberry!
midge
I. SAID. MIDGE.
do i look like a jannie to you??
this is now a Peter Dinklage thread.
Tailor made. The question is where does he get the rest of his clothes? I don't think children's clothes would work because of the proportions.