>BLACK HOLES
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>jump cuts
>Approach one....
>DANANUNUNANA DUNA DUNA
>And TIME ITSELF will change
>Drums beats
>They're so mysterious
>Jumps to another professor
>We have NO IDEA.
>Recording of astronauts freaking out
>DANA DUNA DUNUNUNU
>INSANE!
>Black holes are so overwhelming
>*Gun shot noises*
>But what are they really?
>Bweeeeeeeee
How do people watch this?
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thank shitty out of touch cable network companies trying to drive up ratings
>you wouldn't want one of theses bad boys in your backyard
>*vacuum cleaner begins roaring*
>they can suck so hard even light can escape their grasp
>cuts to woman vacuuming here house
>cuts back to black circle sucking in house hold items
have some 80s kino
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>Gravity pulling and pulling
>Tense music rises
>Until it creates a point of infinite mass
>Tense music crescendos
>A black hole
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
To actually use the movie trailer horn...
>the distance between the sun and earth is 66 gorilions miles
>thats 80 gorillions football field !
why do americains need to mesure big distance in football fields ?
>war drums start playing
>THE SOLAR SYSTEM HAS A GUARD DOG... AND IT BITES
>travelling shot of Jupiter's clouds
>YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A COMET IN THESE PARTS
>five consecutive shots of an asteroid getting blown up by a nuke
>violin crescendo joins in
>THE GOD OF THUNDER....
>pictures of Jupiter are flashing one after another
>HAS A NEW DAYJOB
>title crawl over still of the red spot with soundbytes of thunder
Why is she dressed in a space suit?
Why are they pretending she's on a space ship?
Why do the actual scientists get to talk for 4 words at a time?
Why is she jumping into the black hole?
Why are they stretching her out like that?
Did they even watch this back and see how retarded it looks?
What the fuck am I watching?
>THE GOD OF THUNDER....
>HAS A NEW DAYJOB
Ok that was a goodn
>NOW THIS NEUTRON STAR MIGHT BE SMALL
>size comparison between our sun and a neutron star that makes the neutron star look wimpy
>BUT WHEN IT COMES TO GRAVITY, SIZE ISN'T EVERYTHING
>Girl orgasm noise
>AFTER A STAR EXPLODES IT MIGHT BECOME ONE OF THESE
>Cut to footage of the Death Star blowing up a planet
>AND THESE SUCKERS ARE HEAVY
>Cut to a weight scale spinning out of control while a slide whistle plays
>NOW YOU MIGHT WANT A DENSE BREAKFAST BUT DON'T MIX A SPOONFUL OF ONE OF THESE IN YOUR COFFEE
>Dog covers its eyes with its paws
>THAT'LL LEAVE YOU FLATTER THAN THE PANCAKES ON YOUR PLATE
accurate
>It's smaller than the angle span by Abraham Lincolns nose on a penny in San Francisco viewed from New York
O-Okay?
>gunshot noises
>NOW YOU MIGHT WANT A DENSE BREAKFAST
BAHAHHAHAHAHA
>Black holes are kind of like people
Are they?
>They're almost these evil fire breathing demons if you will
I will not.
Why can't they just tell me what it is and not what it isn't? What is this shit
Top comf. What a glaring contrast
>Antimatter is to matter what Darth Vader is to Anakin Skywalker
Really, History channel?
Jesus Christ I laughed hard at this
KEK
This is for boomers what nonsensical meme filled youtube videos are for zoomers
They're talking about the big bang now. I guess this is what happens when you try to make a 2 hour documentary on a subject that we know nothing about.
They keep cutting to nuclear bombs going off.
>Supermassive black holes are located in the center of galaxies
>The center of our galaxy lies in the direction of Sagittarius... THE ARCHER
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOO
They unironically cut to a dog barking at a black hole as the screen went red like a meme
>you wouldn't want one of theses bad boys in your backyard
Every time
>Cosmos ep9
>>"Wegener suggested the theory of continental drift, but no one believed him. Too bad scientists had prejudice"
>"Marie Tharp knew this too well. She found evidence that continents are drifting but no one believed her either. Too bad scientists were sexist."
Eh...so why didn't you say that Wegener had no evidence back then?
Kek
The fucking observatory is called KEK for gods sake
Chinese influence. I am telling you.
I heard a Chinese guy teaching about double slit experiment and he said electrons are like girls they behave differently when men are watching.
The point is that his Chinese listeners laughed and cheered and said that's the best physics class they have heard.
>our math can't possibly be wrong
>it must be that there are random holes in the universe that suck up everything (but only up to a certain radius) and take them to another "dimension" full of wonders
Why is modern science so retarded?
lol i remember some really shitty show, i think it was called "space 1999" or "space above in beyond" or god knows, there were dozens of these shitwrecks, but it involved a bunch of guys in ripoff battlestar galactica fighters and they were trying to take a short cut and one of them "fell into" a black hole
lol even at highschool level science education it was so fuckin gay
>taking popsci vulgarization at face value
there's your problem
>Our math can't possibly be wrong
>it must be that there's an eighth planet out there that nobody has ever seen
>even at highschool level, science was so fuckin gay
I know it's not what you said but it sounded so chad when I read it
>he doesn't know about Herschel predicting the existence of Neptune with math 65 years before it was discovered
>Black Holes
>talk about sucking
>With the stenght of 97,00000 Ford F150s and 1 Prius this thing really packs a punch *boxing ring noise*
>But what would happen if you fell into one? *Wilhelm scream + blender noise*
>Scientist are baffled by what lies beyond its mighty jaws
>Cut to woman scientist wearing a stethoscope "...no idea..."
>what applications could it have?
>WW 2 footage and hiroshima bombing
>Cut to black scientist with a lazy eye, "...we're doomed..."
>This cosmic wonder has a lot to teach us
>Cut to 9 year blond girl blowing bubbles
>Orchestral intro starts playing
>The bigger the galaxy
>The larger the Black hole seems to be
>It appears as though the Black holes know about their galaxies
What?
>But what would happen if you fell into one?
I have actually seen a show that used this line
>>But what would happen if you fell into one? *Wilhelm scream + blender noise*
I could hear it perfectly. Top kek
Is that an actual quote? holy shit lmao
>>Cut to a weight scale spinning out of control while a slide whistle plays
do you work for history channel this is too spot on
>When I look into the Universe I see holes, big black holes. I like to penetrate the inner workings of the black hole every night.
They did it in the one I'm watching now user, the woman was stretched out like in mspaint but still talking. Shit was weird as fuck
>With the stenght of 97,00000 Ford F150s and 1 Prius this thing really packs a punch *boxing ring noise*
Too real
Yes they just said it now. I don't even know what to believe, they're making out like Black holes are sentient.
fuck this got me
>A simple idea, but the Devil and the Nobel prize lie in the detail
>Fire graphics on screen as she says Devil
This shit really was awful. Is this what it takes zoomers to be interested in basic astronomy?
based
upboat this webcomment is historia civilis is your favorite history channel because it's just fucking squares and rectangles
>yo mama’s black hole
Jesus Christ, I’m sold.
Aww it ended. What a ride. Does anyone else have any meme documentaries for me to watch? That was actually to funny
That’s where all the original Pepes come from - pictures of deep space.
Oi, you got a loicense for that post?
>show about relativity
>cartoon character of Einstein is used
>Animal show
>The animals have stats and equipment slots
>*Gun shot noises*
I don't think those were intentional, just an urban youth shooting a gun outside the studio during filming.
lmao Nova is public TV
Holy fucking shit.
I hate american documentaries and pop science so fucking much.
BBC is leagues better.
>BBC is leagues better
>Crocodile comes on screen
>Crocodile related dubstep starts blaring
>BBC is leagues better.
When it comes to nature documentaries.
>alligator on screen
>interior crocodile alligator starts playing
I don't like the tone of this new Cosmos series, Black Science Man is way too arrogant. The episode about the Climate Change™ was really one-sided.
Who remembers when they unironically used the scene from the end of Evil Dead 2 of Ash bring sucked into a vortex to demonstrate spaghetti-fication/being sucked into a black hole in the middle of a discovery/science channel program?
You gotta be kidding me. How recent was this?
holy shit
I can't find any clips, but I remember it from the shows they used to have on in late '90s/early-mid '00s. I'll try and find one.
I mention it because I recently watched Evil Dead 2 and recognized the scene despite never having watched the movie. It immediately reminded me of something they used in one of those science channel shows.
Why are dogs so fucking great bros...
If pitbulls, dobermans, and german shepherds were wiped out dogs would be a god-tier animal
>Dobermans and German Shepherds
Literally kill yourself Mohammad.
>He doesn't like general shepherds
You don't deserve a good boy
Kys dog faggot
what's the best (worst) sci-fi/pop /sci/ documentary you have ever witnessed?
Lemmino space facts
When I was a kid I was attacked by a german shepherd that escaped its garden
They're too wild and powerful for the general populace to own
Your anecdotal evidence is meaningless. Provide stats or fuck off. GS are the second most intelligent dog on the planet. They aren't wild at all.
Are you a nigger or a kike? I hear they instinctively dislike your kind.
Who cares if they're intelligent, they're too dangerous to be owned by stupid/weak people who can't control them
They're basically African hunting dogs
yeah and let me guess your pitbull wouldn't hurt a fly right
>they're too dangerous to be owned by stupid/weak people who can't control them
SHALL
this time on "FORGOTTEN WEAPONS"
>record scratch
ONE MAN
>footage of Vietcong shooting AKs in Saigon at Americans while Bob Marley music plays narrating their M16s jamming
GET SELECTED FOR
>footage of SS Troops executing Russian prisoners of war with M1921 Thompson submachine guns they took from the British POWs who originally received them through the Lend-Lease war program
THE IMPOSSIBLE
>ISIS execution video with a man fucking a goat loudly overheard over the Toyota two-ton truck's engines as a Czech diplomat is torn in half Rack style
THE MOST UNTHINKABLE
>man smacking a ketchup bottle and the lid popping off spraying catsup everything including the camera
EXTRENUOUS MANHUNT EVER THOUGHT TO BE IMPOSSIBLE YET TURNED OUT TO BE POSSIBLE
>Anne Frank's photo shown on the FBI's Most Wanted List next to a black son's dad and an American with a sub 21 BMI
THAT MAN
>Silvester Stilone jumps out of a helicopter shooting an M60 at orphans in Crimea
IS
>cat licking its own asshole photobombs a wedding video involving an interracial lesbian couple
RIP TORN
>footage of Adolph Hitler giving a speech before thousands of Hitler Youth except Hitler's face is replaced with Jeb's and the youths are turtles
Nope, fuck pitbulls. German Shepherds are great though.
I'm fully paid up, no death squad for me, now explain electricity to meBWWWAAHHELECTRONSBWAAAAMPSBWWWAAAAFRANKLINBWWWHAAAASCIENCEMANSAYSwell nobody really knBWWWAAHHAASMILINGDOGSBWHHHAOOOCOMPUTERSCOMPUTERCOMPUTERSANDROCKINGCGIBWWREEEEWAILINGELECTRICGUITARSWUBWUBNOWTHATSTHEPOWEROFSCIENCEPEOPLE
well, that seemedOH SHIT! IT'S THE LICENCE FEE DEATH SQUAD, HIDE THE KIDS AND THE EXPENSIVE CRUMPETS!
>*Gun shot noises*
still a better love story than Twilight XD
>Black holes are kind of like people
>except they're not and neither are niggers
holy fucking shit how did they ge-
>guest director: Sam Raimi
Someone post the copypasta about a film trailer on the Rhodesia conflict
I'm tempted to actually watch an American documentary to see if the memes are real. We're too blessed in the UK to only have kino documentaries.
Watch it, the memes are so funny because of how accurate they are.
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That's ninety percent of dogs you fucking retard.
What else aren't we allowed to own according to you? Knives?
It's amazing how random people on youtube make better stuff than this trash:
The difference is if a stupid person buys a knife they don't know how to handle they'll only hurt themselves
If a stupid person buys a big dog they don't know how to handle a little kid gets mauled
I like German Shepherds in theory but I've had more bad experiences than good with them
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Gee I wonder why
inb4 someone posts the antipasta to this, it's moronic
>3 minutes in I can't believe they're still doing it
>is this going to be the entire video?
>click random spot on progress bar
>"A black hole"
>BWAAAAAAAAAAA
>PBS
Our tax dollars at work.
albert einstein is in the 6th grade
who the fuck walks like this?
>now, never before seen evidence shows just what its like inside a black hole
>zooms in on generic space image *cymbal sound*
>[Todd Howard: Physics PhD] "we actually don't know"
>1999 CGI animation
>YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT
Americans are, on the whole, incredibly stupid. I mean look qho their president is, next in line will probably be Ronald McDonald.
Based
>>Cut to black scientist with a lazy eye,
Tfw literally described me
mommy
she has such a nice ass it's completely distracting and they had multiple ass shots back to back in the establishing shot they fucking know it
>from time to time these babies even fight
>*cut to CGI picture of two black dots approaching each other*
>*lion roars dubbed in.*
this little nigga gots adhd
that's like the "george lucas teaches the black man playing jarjar how to walk jive" walk
>He might have failed in school
>*cut to a school report with all Fs*
>he discovered the unthinkable
>WWWUUUUBBB
god damn kip thorne showed up my nigga helped make interstellar
Checked and keked.