EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HITTORY

SNEED
VERSUUUS
BAAAANE

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BANE

VERSUS!

CIA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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I'd unironically watch these.

TELEVISION AND FILM

VERSUS!

POLITICALLY INCOREEEEEEECT

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fund it

Rasputin vs Stalin was the best

Spielberg vs Hitchcock very close second.

>he doesn't rate Washington vs Wallace
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME
WILLY

What about Rick Grimes vs Walter White?

It's clearly Eastern vs Western Philosophers and I can't believe people are actually debating it.

>Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
>Fingers on belt, It's just another regular day
>Who the fuck is this big guy
>you wanna bring inside my plane?
>I told you already Dr. Pavel
>you don't get to bring ANY FRIENDS.

OK someone do Bane now I'm lazy

>forgetting the best one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oIkpd2j3dI

>actually watching that unfunny crap
that's a yikes from me

I honestly hope none of you watch this unfunny pseudointellectual shit

this

This shit was tired and played out the moment it was first uploaded. EBIN LEL RANDOM GANGSTA HISTORICAL FIGURES was the corniest, cringiest shit ever, and it's still horrendous.

>Epic Rap Battles of “””””History”””””
>has a Deadpool vs Boba Fett episode
>and a Ronald McDonald vs the Burger King one

This is true. If we euthanized everyone who enjoys this crap we would all be better off.

youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA
the others may as well not exist

>not liking the beatdown Wendy gave Don and the King

RYAN GOSLING

SNEED
VERSUS
CHUCK

The problem is that they opened it up to suggestions from normies, who only want meme shit.

Did William Wallace historically have any ties to/or opinions on black slavery or did they just put that in in an attempt to sound woke and litty

the transatlantic slave trade did not exist in wallace’s time. he would have been aware of africa and the middle east from the bible but it’s highly unlikely that he met a single black person in his entire life.

I liked it. I also watch Nostalgia Critic from time to time. And I think Keanu Reeves is a shit actor starring in shit movies. Can you live with that information?

>He must be an ess-jay-dubya because he implied that slavery was bad
Wallace's whole thing was fighting for freedom from the English conquerors, and he wouldn't have kept slaves himself. There's nothing particularly weird about having the character in a comedy Internet rap battle point out how ironic it is that despite Washington supposedly being the "muh freedom" guy he had no problem keeping slaves.

EPPIC ..........RAP......... BATTLES.........OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!

JANNY!
VERSHUS
PEPE!

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[Pepe]
Listen here jannie, I'm about to tell a tale
Of a little NEET virgin whose life is an epic fail
I love Sneed and Bane, i gotta get my meme fix
And you know I hate gooks, faggots, niggers, and spics
Honnies sayin' I'm based, honnies say I'm redpilled
Honnies see me spitting bars at some loser gettin' grilled
I'm gettin' litty! Pour a drink in my cup
Looks like someone posted doggy doo, SO FUCKING CLEAN IT UP!

[Janny]
Let this be a warning.
My job isn't rewarding
I never really want to wake up in the morning.
I got fatty flabs, Hot Pockets are a must
And my fingers are always greasy from the fuckin' Cheeto dust.
I might not get paid, yeah I do it for free
but learn your fucking lesson: don't mess with me
Imma ban you
Imma ban you
Imma ban you
CUZ I AM A BAD JEW!

[Pepe]
Is that all you got?
your rap game is weak
Ban me! I don't give a fuck
I'll use a proxy for a week.
When I make a new thread you better bet it be a sticky
And then I BTFO all those shills that work for Mickey
I'll tell you one more time
my rhymes are prime
I get paid with (You)s and you don't even get a dime
Your mom just called and I gotta take a piss
So call me Sam Raimi. HOW'D I GET AWAY WITH THIS?

[Janny]
MOM! This guy is being mean to me
He gets all the chicks, and all I got is weeb 2D
Wait a sec, I gotta take a breath. My asthma's gettin' bad
I really hate that I'm a virgin, I'm jealous you're a chad
Will this be the night
Should I get my noose
Wait, that's not right
It couldn't hold me, it's no use
Guess I'll go get my dad's gun and pull the trigger
BANG

[Pepe]
FUCK NIGGERS

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIcRAPbATTLESoFHiSTROY

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Teddy vs Churchill & RR vs RR are probably my favourites.

Even if you're being ironic, that was really good.

Well I Wikipedia this.
You Wikipedia can't!
I Wikipedia here.
You Wikipedia there.
Oh, and did I mention that I Wikipedia?

It was very forced. His entire rap is basically black people black people denzel Washington black people black people

Reminder that ERBoH made it into the second Spondebob movie

>His entire rap is basically black people black people
The video is 2 mins 30 seconds. There are two very quick references to slaves and the one Denzel Washington namedrop. I'm sorry you're so upset that most people consider slavery to be bad.

naeh he had one (1) line about black slaves in his first verse and one (1) about black slaves in his second verse, and said the only washington he trusted was denzel in the first verse.

2/21 lines in the first verse
1/8 lines in the second verse

Daaaamn janny just gonna take >THAT

based

BITCH I'LL SUPLEX YOU BY YOUR FRIGGIN DICK HAIR

Pretty fucking based desu

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The guy who writes the lyrics for ERB also wrote "JAP Battle" for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend starring long-time Yea Forums favourite Rachel Bloom:

youtube.com/watch?v=-TQmo5TvZQY

FUND IT

im sneed
i feed
i seed

im chuck
i fuck
i suck

who won? whos next? you decide

hello red*it

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