What keeps him up at night?

What keeps him up at night?

Attached: c7e525e85c3f0cc521b0c662d423e0eb.png (808x455, 423K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=NwZD0pthP9Q
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Time doesn't heal all wounds.

Attached: 1280_jonah.jpg (970x546, 41K)

;_;

>What keeps him up at night?
Feed and seed

imagine the stench

hunger I would imagine

Being ugly, unlikeable, annoying, Jewish, untalented, unfunny and Jewish

Imagine being all that and also Jewish

Vengeance.

inertia

Had his big break with superbad which was funny for the first 20 mins. Expects he will be the next big Jew comedy star. Never lives up to his own or the publics expectations. Plays the exact same character every movie. Has zero comedic talent and a really off putting personality

These threads.

>bragging about bring tougher than a Jew

it wasn't whorenella that destroyed him

youtube.com/watch?v=NwZD0pthP9Q

Subway

Can you stop, please, even in sad panda there's feed and seed posting.
STOP IT!
It's not funny, it never was funny, just stop.

Attached: 1561455481106.jpg (430x650, 41K)

your mother

Because he would still know it happened ultimately. Even if he erased his own memory, what would be the point? In some timeline, in some scrap of history, it would have occurred. A stain etched eternally upon his soul.

based ornella's laughter combined with his hunger

A house full of monkeys chattering away on typewriters trying to compose a reply.

>t. City slicker

He should have just told her to shut up. No quippy comebacks, just flat out "you invited me so shut up or I'm leaving". The fact is, at least a that time, he was famous enough where they wanted him to increase their ratings. His true problem is he is spineless, never really outgrew being the fat kid everyone walked all over. Even in his huge roles he was second fiddle to Leo and even Michael Cera.

I just watched The Beach Bum recently and it's implied in that movie that he fucks a tranny...

>have an autistic fit on a television show despite the fact that you're supposed to be a comedian but you can't handle a bit of banter
pathetic

>start joking about the french host getting raped
>she destroys you with a lame joke that leaves you speechless
>"S-s-shut up or I'm l-l-leaving"

user, hes not a comedian. And standing up for yourself isnt autistic. What is autistic is mumbling under your breathe like a damned retard while you are torn to shreds by a 30+yo unmarried roaster who had literal miles of clock run through her. What her vagina wants doesnt matter, she is just another dumb slut with a loud mouth, while at the time Jonah was at least known by name.

The cuckery of the modern male to think that telling a deserving roastie to shut up is an autistit fit.

watching naruto

shut up jonah

Y'know, cause an elephant never forgets

damn

3 years and still no suitable retort from even our finest shitposters...is it impossible boys? Will he never live it down?

MMOOOOOORRE TIIIIIIIIMMME!!!!1!1!!1

>they can have you. Wouldn't want to be anywhere near your frog vagina

the sound of niggers fucking his wife

laughed out loud

The incel is strong in this one.

I have no idea what this is referencing

he didn't get to flavor town

A need.
A need for sneed.

>hey, I want to talk about War Dogs, not Whore Frogs

>are you sure it's not Whole Hogs?

God fucking damn it, I thought that was the one

Attached: 1559146129086.jpg (536x600, 71K)

cringe
youre no better than redditors than clamour to be the first one to ask the 100 duck sized horses on AMAs

>well you've had lots of sex, which means you're a slut!
>well I'm rich and you're not, so I'm better than you!
>I'm a comedy actor known for his sense of humour but you said I'm unattractive in a joke and now I'm all sensitive and hurt. You're so mean!
>I'm leaving! Shut up! I'll leave if you don't shut up!!!
still to this day have heard nothing but variations of the above. it really is hopeless.

Attached: 384EB64B00000578-0-image-a-102_1473797367588.jpg (634x401, 46K)

Nice rebuttal. Are you volunteering?

>No fun allowed
Your the reddit on here actually

Some people just look better fat. I know they don't want to hear it but it's the truth. Especially men, some of us are better of square shaped.

The actual correct answer is his co-star saying something like "that's just mean". He left him to die, the cunt. And now his career is over, he paid his toll

Unironically this
youtube.com/watch?v=NwZD0pthP9Q

He looks like someone that gave up boozing way too late.

The body may heal, but the mind is not always so resilient.

but what about those of us with potato bodies

based brad savage

>Fatty who can't handle banter making an empty threat against a fucking weather girl
That's an excellent way to take a bad situation and make it even more embarrassing

I'd agree with this, the only way out is to have someone in his corner to sympathize with him. On a normal talk show the audience would do a bit of that, but since they were completely behind Ornella, he needed his co-star to pat him on the back and insert that bit of good nature into the environment so it doesn't look like you're just watching a weather girl pick on a fat guy while a crowd of people laughs at him

STOP IT ORNELLA HE'S BROKEN ALREADY

>literal miles of clock run through
How does that work exactly?

Spoken like a true fatty. Pathetic.

Are you retard or just never had sex?

Ah, so you mean like a prostitute that has sex on the clock.

I think he means ornella fucks running clocks

Adult and child sex scenes.

Wakey wakey fat boy

Attached: lllll.jpg (480x360, 23K)

He looks like the sad fuckers shitting on him anonymously.

hi Jonah, you're fat

Christ he doesn't looks so good.

Goddammit... ;_;

I'm reading all these posts about this and it seems like a juicy moment in kino history that I missed. Can someone redpill me on it?

kys summer child

Look at this duud.

Untrue. Everyone looks better with muscles. I'm saying it as a skinnyfat dyel.

Not him, but you clearly are incel. Now dilate virgin freak.

>tfw Jonah is lying awake every night, thinking about what he should have said
>tfw Jonah is making all of these threads to find the answer
>tfw there is no answer and no escape from the hell a french woman unleashed upon him

formerly funny

>Leo only dates young women though

Attached: 1521300975614.jpg (273x185, 8K)

Fuck Miles Teller. Hank Hill looking motherfucker.

>Is that how you got this job?

Hey, Jonah.

>Well, um, you're the Carrot Top of interviewers

Attached: 1562770912046.png (1742x1249, 1.44M)

>a joke
>STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF
is this how pathetic humans have become