HERE IN MY CAR

HERE IN MY CAR

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I FEEL SAFEST OF ALL

This is from some pop song right?

That is one fat boy.

I'd fuck him

based and YAAAKpilled

What the fuck is dialation?

WHEN IN THIS CHARMING CAR
THIS CHARMING MAN

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HERE IN MY LAMBORGHEEDNI

David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."

He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.

I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.

Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blasé quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.

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You ever go to the eye doctor and they put those drops in your eyes that makes your vision go all fuzzy and it kinda hurts a bit? They're dilating your pupils. Dilation is the act of widening or stretching something out. So when you see those dudes at your local pizza place tossing dough in the air all fancy like, they're technically dilating the dough. In a roundabout way.

I CAN LOCK ALL MY DOORS

UNIT
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Based

Imagine being Amir in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jazz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your meaty man tits and gross festering frankengina. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is cash his paycheck and go home. Like seriously imagine having to be Amir and not only hide in that house of horrors while Jazz flaunts his frankengina in front of you, the favorable blanket barely concealing his mutilated monster hole going directly into his colon, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he works it. Not only having to tolerate his disgusting fucking frankengina but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAZZ JENNINGS GOT A PUSSY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch him dilate with 6 different colored dildos; never before have you seen a vagina directly connect into someones colon before, no uterus, no cervix, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of natural vaginas and later alleged frankenginas for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out off of the street. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sewage smell that's brapping out from his neovagina too as he shakes his dildo and writhes it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "dilation"(for that is what he calls it), that he waited so long to do with multiple surgeries in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure because you're wanting money. You're not going to lose your $50k paycheck over this. Just bear it. Hide in the bathroom and bear it.

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Pop-pop-pop-pop
Your crisis is my alarm
Why I'm like "shh, stay calm"
You fight shit I ride upon
My knife been drawn
Three-six-fiv light of dawn
Lit up rock you live under
Ass-backwards muthafucka features like hot butter
Like your brothers, your father and your sisters, your mother
Trend-setter maximum third planet from the sun orbit my lungs
Bulldozin' cul-de-sacs ground under over every act
Cut no slack, no slack
Pop-pop-pop-pop
No chance to throw I rush the mound
Rage stormin' off the chains remind me of rape house slave cock rings
You're played out like talking
Your cadence…

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when worlds collide

Why does Jaron look menopausal?

IN CARS

this Yea Forumss (and therefore, mankinds) greatest achievemnet

The life of Jazz Jennings was once described by me as "a Dostoievskian existence, turned Hitchcockian".

But when I wrote that in a newspaper, I was denounced. I was told that children would now only emulate Jazz Jennings, and I was asked whether that wasn't, after all, better than not dilating and committing suicide? If Jennings was what it took to make them dilate a lot, wasn't that a good thing?

Jazz himself has acquired more importance in the scheme of things, but in a rather unsatisfying way. We’ve been assuming that men become troons because of their valor, and Jazz, striving to become a statistic, has been tested over and over. Yet Noelle becomes strong and wise—a turbo-troon—because of his parents money. The scriptwriters at TLC remove the show's moral underpinnings when they tell us that you can become a troon, with the Force to dilate, by heredity. (It’s a very un-American notion.)

He should have served at least 15 years of that sentence, if not more.

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That's the least disturbing definition I've heard. Good job, user.

for me? it's lovecraft

99.99% of trans people look like disgusting freaks of nature that will never pass

Top kek holy shit

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was it kino

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Good post

>these are not your usual discordtrannies their shoulders are broad and their dilators are thick

HERE IN MY CAR
I WAS STABBED IN THE GOOCH
NOW I CALL IT A COOCH
BUT ITS REALLY JUST A WOUND
IN CARS (CARS) (CARS)

HERE IN THE C.A.R.
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fucking Yea Forums making me rememer fucking Gary Numan

I didn’t follow much, so did he chop his penis since then?

In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

>Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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You missed the best season

He should have kept the dick.

Dios mío, espíritu del Señor, espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada. Ángeles, arcángeles y santos del Paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor. Lléname de ti. Expulsa de mí todas las fuerzas del mal. Aniquílalas, destrúyelas, expulsa de mí los maleficios, la magia negra. El Ogro de Las Tinieblas. La Luz Extinguido. El Insecto. Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica. Todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia. La enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica. Destruye al Monstruo. A La Creatura. Quema este mal en el Infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí, ni a ningún ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente en nombre de Jesucristo salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a todas las presencias del Goblino, que me abandonen inmediatamente, que me abandonen definivamente y que se vayan al Infierno eterno. El Chupa-Chupacabras no puede triunfar. El Monstruo. El Abominación debe morir. Encadenado por San Miguel Arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado por el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada. Aleja a la aberración genética. Al Ogro del Este.

Amén.

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>lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh one of everything

>Him

holy based

How do i get tripsç?

What's xir tax policy?

DON'T STOP
MAKE IT POP
DOCTOR BLOW MY PENIS UP
TONIGHT
I'MMA TRY
TO DILATE THE WOUNDS DRY
TIK TOK
ON THE CLOCK
GOTTA WRITE MY SUICIDE NOTE
OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH

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jazz... or some say jarron

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After the revolution, me and other trans girls are going to fuckin' bash TERFs skulls in and curbstomp TERFs like yourselves lmao

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kek

twitter.com/will_malone/status/1148000551608750080

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Is that before or after you all an hero? I need to know if I should start preparing for a trombie apocalypse.

glorious

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>After a couple years of puberty blockade,cross sex hormones are started,increasing the eventual odds of heart attack by 4 fold(women taking T)and increasing the rate of stroke and DVT development by 2-3 fold(men taking estrogen).
how the fuck is jazz alive combined with his diabetes fucking kek

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tranomachines, daughter

dismissed
rejected
PUBLICALLY HUMILIATED

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*POP*
*POP*
*POOOOOPP*
I have an announcement everybody!!!!
*POP* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *POP POP*

*looks at you with the eyes on its teratoma, a tumor made up of several different types of tissue, such as hair, muscle, eyes, brain matter, or bone* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *destroys what remains of his sexual organs* The biggest *harasses innocent car wash customers* most amazing announcement *leaks shit from neovagina* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for *creates a daring synthesis of Lynch, Cronenberg, and Dali* the announcement *perverts the laws of Man and God* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement *I can only go 4 inches* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun and aims it at """"her""""self* NOW!!!! "Bang!" *flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*POOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
*adopts and brainwashes a Palestinean boy to please your Jewish god Moloch*

And there it is!

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Magnificent, truly deserving to stand on par with and the legendary 'Lynchian' canon.

>Lynchian poster gets zero replies
>each less funny and more over the top derivative gets replies
Look how society has massacred the once great tranny watching general.

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gary numan is based

youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw

A cute word for re-mangling.

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the doctor widens and stretches out my eye?

Or maybe nobody replied to Lynchian poster because it gets posted every thread while people may not have seen the other ones

Lynchian post does not require responses, the Lynchian post simply is.
Absolute, perfect, and unassailable.

Yes and then his neovagina exploded.

everytime this is brought up i feel something in me, like some form of empathy that used to exist but then fades away and i just get sick to the stomach actually imagining having to do this. this sounds like serious hell, keeping a wound open yourself the whole time till you eventually die or kys? no thanks.

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do you know about the hair tho?
because the skin on the inside of the Deus Ex Vagina is just the skin that used to be on the penis, it will grow hair.

Just imagine a wet rotting hole filled with puss and hair

I bet you pass out every time you see someone with an earring or other type of piercing don't you? Grow some balls, my man.

I feel a need to find every single doctor who has ever performed a transition surgery and publicly lynch them

every person in that webm looks like they've had their soul sucked out through their asshole, and had it replaced with the souls of bloatflies

>Imagine getting forced into a sex change.
>Imagine hating yourself so much that you want to kill yourself.
>Imagine being owned by a television network and not allowed to kill yourself.
Living the dream

it’s the frequency that scares me the most imagine doing that shit 4 hours a day everyday

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>Grow some balls, my man.
nigga they cut off your dick and you have a constant open wound where you're suposed to piss and then you piss kinda weirdly into your open wound and it gets infected then you can't dilate or it maybe you can but with even more pain. shit an earing isn't even compareable in size in the least.

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so when will this trainwreck continue?

>lets look up the definition of mangled
the absolute state of TLC viewers

no worry, the show is lynchian enough

more like trannywreck

>considering the past few season of I Am Jazz have aired on TLC in January, with a trailer dropping around the holidays in December, we expect Season 6 will follow suit.
>As Jazz's mother Jeanette put it in the Season 5 finale, "Hopefully 2019 will be less stressful. A lot of stress this year.
let’s hope jeannete is wrong
if you want to read the article it’s bland
archive.fo/Kxw8T

they should've gassed that room

TVkino for this feel? Jazz cousin bonelesss ass

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That's because it's airating the dough, not stretching it you morons.

the worst part is the motherfucker actually passes for a chubby indian/arab woman
that's the most fucked up part

jesus christ

Unbreakable
House S1-S3

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>mfw just want to end this madness

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You won't live to 40 my dude.

>locking out the knees
snap city incoming

based lynchian poster

youtube.com/watch?v=kKI_rr16c-o
amir's mom is classy asfk

Reminder

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>the black brainlet can't figure out if Jazz is a man or not

I'm amazed by how great these posts/pasta's are

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what's going on here? is there a new season?

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more like gary numale haha

>Goes to like fucking 60 degrees
Optimal performance is a little past parallel bro

nice trips

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>nazis watch out

WTF TV IM WATCHING FREDDY GOT FINGERED AND THIS SONG PLAYED AS SOON AS I READ THE OP. WTTFFFFFFFF
MY MIND IS BLOWN, RIP RIP TORN, THAT MESSAGE WAS SWEET AS FUCK!!!!! THE ODDS OF THAT WERE 1 IN ONE BILLION WHAT THE FUCK.

on his wikipeida why doesn't it say born Jaron Bloshinsky like it does with other people who change their name?
Bloshinsky

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LEMME GET TWO NUMBAH NINES

Statistics suggest you will off yourself before you see your 35th birthday

kek, its always a jew

a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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This is Jaron changing, do you see?

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>his most daring project yet

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disgusting

Wow, that looks very natural, human almost.

>transition as a child
>millions spent on the best surgeons, hormones, etc
>professional makeup artist and filming
>still after everything, looks like a dude

Trannies are absolutely delusional. He is literally their "best" case scenario, and doesn't pass.

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on the day that it kills itself, what sort of media converge are we looking at?

1 week of "he was always bullied at school, the internet etc." and then a memory hole. unlike his delusion wound, that one will stay forever though.

So her vagina is connected to her colon. Why not keep the dick and just do anal?

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sounds about right

i'm in me mums car. BROOOM BROOOM

>her

because then they arent a "real" woman

I dont get why he cut off his dick at all

ratings

>smacks lips

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hope he gets a sticky

kek

When he dies, I imagine 1 week long 1000post sticky threads celebrating Jazz's courage

In a few years Moaner will look like this

im hard

>measures 18 inches with hand gesture
>"yeah, only 4 inches"
OMG

>Trannies are absolutely delusional.
Someone needs to slap their clipboard every once in a while.

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Pop song kek
"Pop"

that webm though, the cherry on top. i imagine that like in 50 to 100 years when we managed to not be so fucking pissed and offended all the time like the children we are, maybe someone will make some true tranny thriller kino with all the gruesome details.

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In rode the Lord of the Jazzgûl, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before her face.

All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Brosnan upon Bryce Dallas Howard: Bryce who alone among the last free redheads of Hollywood endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dínner.

'You cannot enter here,' said The Architect, and the huge shadow halted. 'Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your "vagina". Go!'

The Black Rider flung back her hood, and behold! she had a manly brow; and yet upon no man visible was it set. Bloated lips shone between it and the broad shoulders vast and dark. From an axe-wound unseen there came a deadly pop.

'Cis fool!' she said. 'Cis fool! This is my hour. Do you not know a strong trans woman when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!' And with that she lifted high her dilator and flames ran down the shaft.

The Architect did not move. And in that very moment, away behind in some courtyard of the City, a cock crowed. Shrill and clear he crowed, recking nothing of stunted puberty or genital mutilation, welcoming only the morning that in the sky far above the shadows of HRT was coming with the dawn.

And as if in answer there came from far away another note. Horns, horns, horns. In dark Mealdolluin's sides they dimly echoed. Great horns of the North wildly blowing. Yea Forums had come at last.

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would you, Yea Forums?

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nice

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ayyyyy

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i got that sweatshirt lol

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>snapchat filter
lmao yeah ok

JUST BOUGHT THIS NEW LAMBORGHINI HERE

they always take these photos from the same angle

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pictures never capture the real horror:
the voice.
youtube.com/watch?v=W_2n5vtH7VU

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wow that's hideous

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My sides dude

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This one looks like a FTM on the left and a MTF on the right, never seen that before

Pop goes the weaner

Part of me wants to believe he really is a very ugly girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl.

>Ahh yes, I've been expecting you, Jazz.

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Kek, that looks almost exactly like idubbbs girlfriend. So much so I thought it was a joke picture at first.

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it would be better if he just spoke with his normal voice like BR trannies do, less creepy

HERE IN MY SNEED

Nah he fucking doesn't. I know what you mean, but I bet if you met him irl you'd know. Like even passing him on the street with so much as a glance, you'd get that overwhelming feeling of primal revulsion. I had that feeling from a tranny working in a supermarket once.

I didn't watch the video because I'm at work, but if it's that creepy tranny Kermit the Frog voice, I'm glad I missed it

The only one I would is pre/mid puberty skylar

It's funny because I was watching some nature documentary online and there was some fish where the females will turn into males with male genitals if they get big enough and the males can turn into females
Imagine being a post op tranny and being BTFO by fish

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>the worst part is the motherfucker actually passes for a chubby indian/arab woman
he really doesn't. have you seen that picture where he is jogging with Ari? seeing Jazz standing next to an actual woman of the same ethnic background is enough to BTFO all the clever photoshopping, camera angles and instagram filters.

When will the double penetration of Jazz happen?

yeah just sounds like a man trying and failing to sound like a woman

I'd watch it. Would Jazz top, bottom or switch?

he can’t top

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technically its always double penetration, as his axe wound turns into colon at a certain depth

What about pegging?

Does that mean if one guy went at it from the back and one from the front they could meet in the middle?

Something tells me you'll take a 40% loss before even entering the battlefield.

MOMMY

maybe there’s something different down there already

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>feel bad for having a single cookie
>this creature shows nothing from having 3 fucking donuts and some icecream all at the same time

>feel bad for hacing a single egg on a seven day fast
>see this monster wolf down half a rub of icecream and then play around with its gross stomach
oddly affirming

since the surgical wound is also made from penile skin, that means it's both double penetration and frotting at the same time.

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Underrated

Jazz threads were some of the best content Yea Forums had in years.
It's a shame jannies started deleting them.

season was over though the occassional thread can be fun

>WIPE MY GROSS HOLE

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i missed this pasta so much
when will the jazz general return?

With the new season, I guess.

He won't live to 40%

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heh heh

>opens up on daily pop

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You are wrong.
If we all had to do something for 4 hours a day we'd actually find it relieving. It'd give us four hours of not focussing on work or tele or whatever else.

>look at this graph
>image of Chad Kroeger holding a framed printout of the transgender suicide graph in blue
>this article 13 compliant meme has been brought to you from the EU

God reality TV is so fake.
Everyone ITT knows that Jazz was told to eat donuts and her gay brother and his boyfriend were told to go in and question her, right?

holy shit

>Dilate

This guy's face is about as masculine as can be. What an idiot.

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

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C-Cute

If traps go all out and be as feminine as even the yellow woman then I support them fully.

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check this shit out if you like Gary Numan. His bane Tubeway Army has some pretty juicy tracks
youtube.com/watch?v=lllHxxj_Yhc

>his second most well known song after "Cars"
Wow great recommendation user

>her face when being told masturbation is really important

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>extreme pain
>relieving

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It'll be like how Victorians viewed the fall of the Roman Empire, but this time those traversing our shitshow will get to view it in Ultra HD with clear cut audio.

I love how everyone here knows what this is, this could be used as a signal on a third party platform that anons are there

She must love all this attention

I always like these from Tubeway Army. The first two albums are great synthpop
youtu.be/sz6oc7rlzY8
youtu.be/3jNReB5e0X8

when is it

imagine if you spent that much time doing calisthenics instead of ripping open a festering flesh wound.

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around january 2020

pffffft

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Well. Not the pain part. That's bad. But if everyone were forced to meditate for 4 hours a day I bet we'd be happier for it.

Holy fuck you guys have me dyin today

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Bros I don't think we can wait that long. I don't even think Jazz (or Noelle, particularly Noelle) will live that long

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>Deus Ex Vagina
Holy fuck, I'm done

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They are certainly willing to sacrifice their own to influence thousands of white single mothers into passing this meme pathogen ontontheir sons.

It wouldn't be the first time the made much more from a sacrifice than they lost

lul hey this isn't Yea Forums drop the hastiness

>a trailer dropping around the holidays in December
How festive

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tbqh Jazz w/semi-useless HRT dick is prime boipucci.
>Jazz will never leak cum from a semi while being rocked by a prostate orgasm
literally too pure for this world.

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Blacks will do astounding efforts to avoid regular jobs.

Kino

t. buddha

Nobody wants to see a shrunken limp penis

shirley, you jest. shrunken ladyboy dicc is prime feminine penis.

it's pretty sticky down there I imagine

Well of course because meditation is a calming activity. If you had to write some mantra on a chalkboard for 4 hours a day you would very quickly come to hate the experience and thats a hell of a lot better than keeping a festering wound open indefinitely.

no shit. jazz permanently disfiguring his genitalia is, however, very real

damn didnt know Knowing Better went full 45%

would you fuck him?

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with dick ya but post op it's a whole nother fetish

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what a horror show, looks like a failed medieval portrait of a face

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>deus ex vagina

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holy kek

Based

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Incredible

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basádo

They will place all of the blame on cyber bullying from alt right extremists. Jazz’s family has seen some of the things from Yea Forums about their >daughter. There was an episode last season where they kvetched about some psychos online. They didn’t explicitly say it but they had to be referring to Yea Forums.

>Ultra HD with clear cut audio.
thats so strange when you think about what we have from our past, even the recent one and how modern youth and degenerates treats the past.

looks like brie larson

This thread alone is why Yea Forums is worthy of salvation

I really miss this show.

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He’s a weak and self-abusive person and his pussy family does nothing but enable him what did you expect

Fuck you unironically janny tv should be nothing but jazz and vinceposts

honestly I just miss the generals

Don't forget they have to regularly pick the hair balls out by hand to stop the wound from becoming infected.

what?

y-yeah... nobody...

me to man

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>tfw no Ari gf
I’d cum so hard in her knowing I was foiling Jazz’s plan to steal Ari’s womb. I would cherish the pained look in Jazz’s eyes as he is not the center of the family’s attention for the first time in his life while they all felt Ari’s pregnant belly filled with my seed.

>Results: Although there was a decline in age-related Z-scores, there was no significant change in BMAD after one year on GnRHa and no significant changes between DEXA scans for tBMD or BMAD when analysed cross-sectionally or longitudinally over 3 years.

>Conclusion: We have shown that there is no actual change in BMAD or tBMD in young transgender adolescents on long term GnRHa therapy, and certainly no true fall as initially suspected. We suggest that yearly DEXA scans may not be necessary. We also suggest that reference ranges may need to be re-defined for this patient cohort.

Interesting how the first article refutes his point. I guess he wasn't expecting people to actually read his links.

fucking a trap isnt even gay, but only if they still have their penis

she will be jazz's breedslut it's canon

>going to Harvard tho doesn't know the meaning of the word mangled and acts and talks prepubescent
keep on honkin

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He was based, then he hit the Numa era, ten he became based again with Sacrifice, hit his absolute peak with Exile, then he spiraled down into some samey numetal/NIN-like crap for years, though his newest one Savage is pretty good and a welcome return to form.

that's the real gay flag

i never saw the show, what does pop mean?

after jazz flipped his pee wee into a vajay, his family was wheeling him out on one of those double wide wheelchairs when suddenly there was an audible POP and his brand spankin new VG spilled all over the place

>Hey Jasper. Do you want to do a reality TV show where you become a girl named Jazz?
>Reality TV is all fake, right?
>Yeah.
>Okay, I'll do it.

I hunted down the before picture for this troid. Actually pretty cute.

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Exile and Savage are bad, Pleasure Principle and Telekon are his best

SAVE HEX

>tfw no Ari wife to drunkenly go on a rant about how much she hates her freak brother who can’t even be bothered to shut up and be a trap and gets to go to Harvard while she got educated at state schools since her Jew father won’t pay for private.
>tfw you will never get to hold her and share the relief once she gets the call that Jazz died of Sepsis related to an infection stemming from a Intterracial gangbang breeding

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b&r

IM A FARMER DADDY

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holy shit

this is so sad

>sad
crazy eyed narcissist

I would've fucked Jazz if it still had it's dick.
Now I don't wanna.

fairly accurate actually
youtube.com/watch?v=3MwDEBQETKI

never noticed that before kek

Yes, it's criminal that leftists and certain elements of the medical establishment can prey on bugfuck crazy people and hack up their privates. This person has some kind of compulsive obsession with ultra-strict veganism, which is why she's freakishly skinny:
youtube.com/watch?v=q_mUm8Ow-Dc

Clearly in no state of mind to make rational decisions about a sex change operation.

i would actually pay money to see a video of some madman user fucking Jaron

fuck that heisenber wife looking ass bitch

>they had to be referring to Yea Forums

GEE WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

> Although there was a decline in age-related Z-scores
He clarifies it by explaining that the Zscore is not suppose to be in the negatives, as by doing so means that the bone density for the individual is below average for the persons age. SCAN 3 on the article has it at -2 Zscore for the spine, thats fucking insane. While BMAD levels are consistent the Zscore should not be that low

>her

based micolash poster

A work of art user

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Can't wait to finally overthrow capitalism so we don't need these degenerates in our ranks anymore.

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>this is the biggest dictator

How can Amir even compete?

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>Bloated lips

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A pubescent girl's bone density is meant to be increasing over time you ignoramus. The fact is that these girls bone densities are not increasing over time but remaining flat shows that puberty blockers are disrupting normal bone strengthening in the girls who take them.

what does the author suggest as a result
>We also suggest that reference ranges may need to be re-defined for this patient cohort.

"uh oh these drugs to help kids become transsexuals cause their bones not to mature properly, oh well let's just call that normal and pretend that it's normal for adults to have bones with the same density as prepubescent children lel"

What a picture.

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>Daily Pop
And they say meme magic isn't real.

*ahem
ALL TRANNIES MUST FUCKING HANG!

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>pop
My sides every-time

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>he doesn't want liberals to castrate their family members
But why?

Well when you pump yourself full of female hormones that tends to happen.

Bria Larsen

pupper!

Just bought this new KNAWledge

you guys really believe jazz is the only case of this in hollywood.

you know how many models and little kids in hollywood that they castrate at a young age (like a circumcision) to raise as women? Then they make them actresses and try and say they're biolgically women.

did his grafted genitals really explode after the surgery?

One matter at a time.

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Is all this training and medication and surgery and dilation and protesting and photoshop really that much easier than just going to the goddamn gym?

Who would win?

No because shes a real womyan.

But at the core, this is mostly just lazy wimpy guys trying to avoid the responsibilities they would have as a man. The rest are just hardcore fetishists.

depends. if they forget something joey will freak out

>A WOMB!

Utterly based.

youtube.com/watch?v=M4D3jwSYpEc

kek

You'll never pass.
Even Jazz with all the money from a successful show can only marginally pass.
All the HRT "titttyskittles" in the world will not change that.
You can be a millionaire from a show on TLC and get your cock lopped off.
You'll never pass.

Put
>Pop!
in the history books next to
>No!

blacks are the only ones dumb enough to be fooled by 99.999% of trannies.

can't imagine what he's thinking

My uncle also works on trains. He gets threats of murder but never rape. Keep going, trains is tough job

David Foster Wallace una vez escribió un artículo sobre David Lynch. En la pieza, acuñó un nuevo término: "Lynchian". Wallace describió un tono lynchiano como "lo increíblemente grotesco que existe en una especie de unión con lo increíblemente banal".

Describió a un marido que había golpeado hasta la muerte a su ama de casa en la década de 1950 porque ella había comprado la marca equivocada de mantequilla de maní. "Te dije que compraras el JIF", le decía mientras la mataba a golpes. Esto, dijo, se calificaría como casi perfectamente Lynchian.

Creo que "I Am Jazz" entra en territorio lynchiano. El .webm de arriba muestra una escena doméstica simple. Las mujeres se parecen a las mamás suburbanas promedio. Se están relajando en el sofá. Uno imagina que podrían estar discutiendo recetas de la cazuela cuando les cortamos. Pero poco a poco nos damos cuenta de que en la sala de estar, con expresiones plácidas en sus rostros, están hablando de los genitales del hijo travesti de la mujer.

A pesar del subtexto obvio y la esperanza de los productores de normalizar este horror, la persona promedio está totalmente disgustada. Sin embargo, el espectador está fascinado. Estamos más metidos en esto. El puro horror de lo que están diciendo, la blasé cualidad con que lo están diciendo, crea esta brutal paradoja que casi viola el sentido básico de lo que es decente para el espectador.

basado y rojoempastillado.

ayo dis nigga cheating