Are you ready for some high testosterone kino?

damn how much did it cost? and is he going to get his part cancelled this time too

Nah The Rock can fuck off. He is a backstabbing nigga that tried to steal the FF franchise from Vin Diesel.

lmao so this dude paid his way into another movie

It needs Mel Gibson

Pretty ballsy desu.

Only know him from joe rogan but he seems okay.
Is it really just jelly that you hate him?

>instagram playboy
what a description

>banged prime lindsey pelas
his lifestyle seems pretty boring all in all but that seems worth it.
>ywn be born the son of a billionaire oligarch
Life on easymode

For some weird reasons incels get triggered by based Bilzerian

>tried
he succeeded

Kek

weird groomed beard to make it look like he has a chin lol

>spend your dad's money on ugly hookers
>playboy
kek

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OH NO NO NO NOOOO

I always thought his name was blitzarien is this the Mandela effect

No you're just an idiot

>get the fuck away from me right now
>i just showed you creds

what creds? he tried SEAL training. that's it.

It’s dyslexia

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he fell for the
>just shave it, brah

Good. Any chance he die in car accident? I seen only first 3 movies so there is no way i will see this crap.

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except Dan is very short.
never gonna make it no matter what he does

Is that rally the same person?

This guy is so fake, I swear. Put him in a photo with real people like Gandy and he’s just another fake faggot.

Mark Wahlberg. Sure he’s short but he’s John Cena-lite who talks a lot of trash and that makes up for his height.

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Who is this dipshit?

/r9k/ and /fit/ had a trust fund baby.

He had fake cop id or someshit

>Pretty ballsy desu.
It's just a silly publicity stunt. The video was taken 15 or so minutes after the shooting began, when he had moved to an isolated location with almost no people where the gunman obviously wouldn't aim.

What he wanted to do was to sit behind those concrete blocks in the shadows with a gun and pretend to be an operator for his instagram followers.

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So one of these faggots are being replaced?

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how fucking dumb are you? look at the fucking eye color you jumping to conclusion fucking retard. kys

Fuck yeah

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OH NONONONONO
SORRY DIESELCELS BUT CHADS ARE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT TO TAKE OVER THE MULTI BILLION DOLLAR FAST AND FURIOUS FRANCHISE

He needs to trim his beard. It sits WAY too high on his cheeks.

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based manlet chad

Absolutely based af BTFO dumb SJW niggers

Proof?

>paying women to spend time with you and boring them to death

I feel sorry for the people that look up to this moron

Sorry didn't mean to offend your idol

>Bad goy, don’t look up to this barbarian manlet that works out, wats healthy, shoots guns, and hunger out with models

>Yes Mr Shekelstein I will not look up to him. I will find me a more feminine role model that also drinks s*ymilk like me and watched rick and morty

I wonder who might be behind (((this)))

Fuck off, dan

>Why yes, I am set to star in Fast and Furious 9, how could you tell?

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Please tell me you l're joking. His whole macho facade is so clearly fabricated. >guns n cigars n whiskey n generic girls in bikinis paid to hang out with me
I know plenty of actual masculine men that don't need to show off and make a big deal about it. You're falling for the kike lies actually believing that's what an alpha male is like

soÿmilk is pretty healthy

mental illness

>I know plenty of actual masculine men

Why doesn’t this surprise me you little faggot? I’m sure you know a lot of men.

As much as I appreciate McIntyre as a fellow Scotsman, he doesn't have the looks to be a leading action man. Maybe if be shaved off that receding shit. Reigns will get leading roles before him thanks to his better looks and most importantly, connection to the Rock

>mfw incels genuily believe that Bilzerian has to pay these girls to hangout with him

Lmao girls are BEGGING him to hangout with him. If some billionaire with the biggest villa in LA and a private jet asked you to hangout with him would you say no? Of course not.

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>pec implants
>pays ugly whores for photo ops
>useless fuck who lives off daddy's money

Yes I would, I don't care for kikes

No respect for coping manlets
celebheights.com/s/Dan-Bilzerian-49830.html

Source?

>Yea Forums unironically loves Dan "The Cuck" Bilzerian
Why am I not surprised

I don't like it up the ass, so no bueno

I heard he has an egg shaped dick

Please learn English before posting again

>eats healthy
>multiple heart attacks before 30
Damn bro, I'm going on the roid diet now

This guy is living proof the redpill is real and it doesnt fucking matter what you do in life, just what people think you are

Wow. how old are you? 13? Stay on facebook

If you're a rich Republican, that is.

imagine the smell

>Wow. how old are you? 13? Stay on facebook

yikes

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Like 90% of the fake bullshit celebrities arent globo-homo neolibs

It's like they're only marketing these films to Latinos and Indians at this point

I've noticed this also
Why do mexicans and pajeets love this franchise so fucking much?

>looking up to a midget who lives off daddy's money, has had multiple heart attacks, has bigger bitchtits than the whores he pays to pretend they can stand him, trims his beard to make it look like he has a manly jaw and is fucking red from all the roid abuse
Even a fucking retarded loser like yourself can do better

Cause white people are too obsessed with capeshit and nuwars

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yep. High testosterone. from the born billionaire who is on gear cycle probably since puberty. Life on autopilot.

Take the exogenous testosterone and wealth away from this chinless cuck and you're left with a frail nobody incapable of looking after himself.

Only shitskins could enjoy a low brow power fantasy

Those people have talent and aren't born into it like Dan here. He's just a rich Republican who gets daddy to buy him stuff so he can feel cool.

>Could you please fuck some non-white women

Is this cuckholding?

>27k
LMAO my dog has more followers

>Those people have talent and aren't born into it

>mfw this nigga actually arguing hollywood doesnt run on nepotism

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damn dude you must have a really popular dog

Capeshit and F&F have almost the exact same audience

>his larry king interview
God what a braindead manlet, he has absolutely nothing to say about anything, he's as retarded as the instagram sluts he pays for company. They truly deserve each other

>to star in
As in actually "star in" or is this like that marine corps film where he paid a million bucks and then barely appeared in the final cut?

Man, i really liked him in Lone Survivor, i hope he can repeat his stellar performance here

All that fapping made you blind man. Go outside and find a girl to fuck. Have sex.

>barbarian
>having a beard makes you a viking
The absolute STATE of/tv/

Why does Bilzerian make the incels seeth so much? Can someone explain this?

If you decide to watch this in theatres i promise, you will have a good time.

>ywn be born the son of a billionaire oligarch
His dad is actually armenian-american that was orchestrating leveraged buy-outs in the 1980s.

They don't show films in theatres

hey Yea Forums, dan here

fuck you guys

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>OK girls you're going to spend the weekend with a famous man, a movie star! Just look pretty and shut up
>oh god I hope it's Leo
>Chris, it has to be Chris
>HELLO LADIES

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Reason why we need a 100% estate tax

Isnt he dying of heart disease or had like 3 attacks? I heard he was staying up all night snorting and now mixed with juicing, hes like an old man

i'm not the poster you replied to, but i really don't understand your reference

Based

fucking communist

>Cop is a pussy hiding behind a vehicle
>Based Dan wants to run into the fire and stop the killing

Irritating to see someone with literally every advantage possible who is STILL a fucking loser but acts like the sun shines out of his ass. You just want to put him in his place.

I can't even watch videos like this. The cringe is too much.

And how exactly is he a loser though?

Why didn't he just give him a gun? Selfish cop trying to horde all the guns for himself.
smdh

Yes, and? If you're honestly going to defend this leech you are a class cuck.

>no talent
>no skills
>no friends
>has to pay women to hang around him
>failed poker player
>failed actor
>failed army selection
>3 heart attacks
>manlet
>chinlet
>roid monkey
>spends his day trying to solicit the affection of 13 year old boys with his 'badass' persona

Who out of him and ben shapiro is shortest?

technically he could also be a socialist.

holy shit what a tryhard faggot

He's a manlet. He spends his days craving attention from retarded teens on instagram, he has to pay women to take pics with him, he roids every day to the point where he's not even 40 yet he's had like 4 heart attacks. He constantly boasts about having sex with women and shooting guns. Incels, such as yourself, actually love him and want to be him. A man of no substance.

>if you want to be a global brand
>all non-white people want white people

???? Isn't he giving the brown masses of the world exactly what they want?

how many children has he fathered?

lol no way he tweeted that...?

I agree, but not for nothing, can you say you're living a better life than he is? Shit, I can't. I'm a "happy" normie too.

Because they still have masculine traits left in them.

Hahaha how embarrassing for him.
>video me being brave bro
>gets told to fuck off

I saw some of his vids for his weed company and he looked bored as fuck talking to the girls.
All of them sounded like bimbos while he just wanted to smoke and chill.

yeah, which of the hundreds of windows is the shooter in? based retard

am I supposed to be impressed by a bunch of bored models and some faggot who clearly isn't getting laid by them?

Not all women in that image is white tho.

He's sterile

half of them have soulless dead eyes

if you have an international, you're a communist

I don't defend him, I attack taxes.

Yes.

Based Dan putting that nigger in his place

Probably half of Dan's insta followers are Indians and Arabs.

if you're defining 'better life' simply off of net value in life, then no, i'm not at his level.

but if you're referring to 'better life' in terms of self-confidence, not being a midget, having more than 2 neurons firing at once, 0 heart attacks while being the same age, not needing juice to be in as good shape as him, having actual friends who want to be around me, and having a woman around me who i don't need to pay? then yes, i'm living a better life than him 1,000,000 times over.

if you feel depressed because you're not him, then go outside, get in the gym, and have sex.

meh

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What is it called when you have protruding abs? It always looks like shit and it's the mark of the roider

HGH gut

Who is the blonde chick behind the tv?

Gay

Picked up.

Yeah because we’re not coked up out of our minds looking to prove something.
What kind of a faggot thinks disarming one of the cops here is gonna do any fucking good.

You’ve never been in a firefight faggot. Stop acting like you know it works.

Based

>rich off daddy’s money

Dude's a fag.

itt: buttdevastated lanklets

He looks fucking stupid, he run towards the shoot, hide a little whileand when cops came to the place he his to take cover he block them in their run to ask them for a gun. Who would ask a cop for gun ? Like the cop said, he dont know who he is.

I don't even hate dan but what a tryhard
Jason Blaha tier operator autism

He didn't even train at The Farm.

The people you are talking about would most likely be the shooter

Yeah but Dan sleeps in a racing car. Do you?

I like hookers but I can't imagine that many at one time is a good idea

>3 heart attacks
yikes

I might be a balding poorfag but at least I'm not as pathetic as this manlet.

It doesn't seem like a very good idea to walk up to a random cop and ask for a gun in the middle of a mass shooting. Surprised the cop didn't cuff him or something.

Everytime I see these gigachad pictures there's always something different kek

based retard

This cop is such a retard.
In training you're explicitly taught to always share firearms with other police as long as they look like they could be other police.
In emergencies like this, there's no time to scrutinize the situation, if someone says they're a cop then they probably are one.
This little bitch probably cost someone their life, just because he was too much of a pussy to have faith in another man.

the level of cope.

He's really not fucking any of these and being around these many women must be a pain in the ass.

>In 2014, Bilzerian sued the producers of the film Lone Survivor. His lawsuit states that although he loaned the production of that film $1 million in exchange for a minimum of eight minutes of screen time and 80 words of dialogue, his role was reduced to less than one minute and has just one line. His lawsuit demanded $1.2 million (the original loan amount plus a 20 percent penalty)

>running around an active shooting with a gun

Good way to get yourself shot by the police

>There was media debate over his decisions that night: some praised his bravery for going back, others criticized him for running away and filming.[52] In particular, Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer stated that his actions were "disgusting" and criticized his "so so tough" persona.[53] Later, other videos of him that night appeared. One showed him searching a police car and another showed him running back towards the shooter before asking police for a gun and being refused one

hahahaha what a fucking retard. It's more hilarious how replies are trying to defend him tho. But I gotta admit, if they had given Dan a gun he could've easily 360 noscoped the shooter so really, the cops endangered everyone and guaranteed the loss of innocent peoples' lives. Truly unbelievable that these cops denied Dan the man his god-given right for guns, I can't believe this. Really poor judgement call on the cops' behalf

>$200k for working 8 minutes

Probably made more than based markie mark. Fuck is Bilzerian based.

damn dude, when did Yea Forums allow underage fags? Please fuck off until you're at least 15

Dan is a reservist and went twice to BUDs. The cop is legally obliged to give a reservist firearms and other support during emergency situations.

reminder: this guy paid money to get a minor role in lone survivor, but he was so shit they cut his lines in editing, even though he paid for a minimum amount, and he sued them over it

Because he's what they wish to be
Millionaire neet just hanging 10/10 models all day

Banging*, goddamn auto correct

>This little bitch probably cost someone their life

Kys faggot. Dan couldn't have stopped the shooting.

dat roid gut

Well we'll never know that for sure now will we, retard.

>be millionaire
>don't use your money for shitposting
nope I want more.

>"This is why children shouldn't classify heroes by their followers or their photos," Meyer wrote in a post on Instagram that tagged Bilzerian. "This is what kills me about people like you. Always playing 'operator dress up' and so so tough when the cameras are on. A woman just got shot in the head and you are running away filming that's not what operators do. Please stop trying to be someone your not. People are dying, you're running away not helping them and pretending it's worthy of a video is disgusting."

>Bilzerian documented the shooting on his Instagram story on Sunday.

>"F---, this girl just got shot in the f---ing head," Bilzerian told his 23 million followers in the first post, which was uploaded around 10 p.m. PDT. "So f---ing crazy."

Holy hell, what a retard.

He probably would have had another heart attack trying to get up all of those floors.

Dan sued and won $200k for working like 8 minutes. And the movie also bombed hard. So who is the real winner after all?

he ran away

>having a woman around me who i don't need to pay

If you're actually going to claim that you don't pay your gf/wife in dates/gifts/money then you're lying

Who needs another one of those garbage car movies when THIS kind of kino is available?

most men nowadays earn less than their spouse does, grow up.

Lol, if a woman you've fucked looks that bored to be around you, regardless whether you've paid or not it doesn't reflect well on you as a man

Whenever I feel low about myself, I remember I could be Dan B and I instantly feel better about everything.

>this is what the incel tells himself to sleep better at night

Absolute cringe

>Dan sued and won $200k for working like 8 minutes
I know you post on the tv and film board, but do you understand anything about filming movies?

8 minutes of screentime doesn't take 8 minutes to film, retard. It can take days.He paid them to put him in the movie, but was too fucking lame for them to keep in there, so the loser is Dan yet again. He doesn't need money - as you can see, he's happy to trade money for attention and once more he was denied that attention.

more like short testosterone XD

Women are pretty good about being in harems. Their bullshit is at its peak when they know they don't have any nearby competition. If a chick gets you alone she'll cut your throat. If you have 3 chicks in a room, they'll all try to cut each other's throats. Weird fucking gender.

God that looks like a nightmare. Why would I want 30 dumb bitches on my airplane

If Dan actually cared about attention he would've starred in a more popular movie. Fact is the movie bombed hard, and probably even killed Eric Bana's career. If anything Dan came out as the winner for making 20% profit and getting cut out of this disaster of a movie.

Do you think movies only take 1.5 - 2 hours of work?

Hell yeah dude

Seething incels getting triggered by Dan

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I guarantee an Indian or a Persian wrote this.

holy kek

One of the great kinos of our generation

>If Dan actually cared about attention he would've starred in a more popular movie
You have to audition for those, brainlet.

Dan only appears in B movies where the production need his cash. I saw him in Extraction, he was fucking horrendous. Every second he was on screen I was begging for him to be gone.

He would 'appear' in movie, not 'star' in it as he has no star power whatsoever.

Except little does he know the shooter is half a mile away 40 stories up in a skyscraper so his plan is pointless and hes only putting himself in more danger

how tall is he though?

You probably didn't realize, but you're saying this to someone who schools people on how NOT to be an incel.
Dan B is an incel at heart. You can shove your overblown cringe reaction up your ass.

everyone here in these comments wouldve ran, hid, cried everything but help.. The multimillionaire is actually running through gun fire trying to actually help and you cowards are in the comment section running ur little mouths. If this what you call being a douche then what do you call yourselfs? Born cowards??
baka. Your all a disappointment just like these dick head cops.
Stand for something, you selfish cowards.
Thanks for not running back to ur private jet, your Ferrari or your mansion Dan.. The seals lost a solid dude.

>you're saying this to someone who schools people on how NOT to be an incel
Someone who's qualified to do this wouldnt be posting in this thread right now. Get some self awareness.

It doesnt matter that he acted bravely, it was ultimately a stupid decision because there was nothing he could do help. He was risking his life for literally no reason, that's just stupid.

piss and litty pilled

Ppl who hate on dan for this are fucking tards. The man is based as fuck you think he cares about that shit the dude is gonna say to him? He's not asking him for the gun so he can go shoot him (which he's frankly more qualified for considering he was in the military unlike that pussy in a high vis running AWAY from the gunfire), he's just fucking around cause he knows the dude wouldn't give it to him baka

Oh for sure he was only pretending to be retarded my man.

>He's not asking him for the gun so he can go shoot him (which he's frankly more qualified for considering he was in the military unlike that pussy in a high vis running AWAY from the gunfire), he's just fucking around cause he knows the dude wouldn't give it to him baka
Oh right, he just wanted the gun for a little fun. Okay, that makes perfect sense user.

Niggas like you boi would get shot in da hood

Calm down Dan, you're going to give yourself another heart attack.

What's the deal with Armenians?

Vin is an unprofessional dickhead who would hold up the other actor's with his bullshit. Rock has a busy filming schedule and holding him up suspends the production of his own projects like Jumanji and filming/producing Ballers. It isn't like Tyrese or Michelle Rodriguez has anything to do all fucking day so they don't mind being on set to shoot at 6 with Vin walking out of his trailer a quarter to 9. You can pull that shit with literal who's but you'll bump heads with people who actually have shit to do. Vin didn't like that Rock challenged him on his set on his franchise but he's smart enough to bank on his popularity. Rock gets to hold people to a professional standard on this new film and Vin gets to make bank while shooting the next F&F mainline entry.

I grew up in the hood, I wouldnt get shot because I know how to behave I'm not some gun toting loud mouthed roidhead blowhard.

Plenty of billionaires like Dan in the hood, right? You don't even know what your argument is anymore, go to bed you little bitch

I imagine in a private conversation he'd be a kind of chill, soft spoken lonely-ish guy, but as soon as you'd call him out on his posturing bullshit he'd chimp out. He gives off those kind of vibes.

unironically based and redpilled

>cannot see where the bullets are coming from
>take cover and analyze the situation to spot the shooter,to then take him down
Or just stand there shouting to nothing,sure he has balls but hes dumb as fuck to do that

That's pretty much who he is, yes. Not really a bad dude, but you shouldn't settle for less than what you deserve in terms of your social contacts.

>reading comprehension
the fucking around is in asking for the gun, brainlet

it's 27 million you fucking retard

I don't like bilzarian either but this post reeks of incel

It’s incredibly alpha to have a sugar daddy.

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he's an tryhard dipshit that just happens to have money. apparently the guy has loaded guns all over his house and he has to tell the retarded bimbos that he hangs around with to not touch them

What’s the verdict on this guy? You guys love him or hate him?

Yeah, the first thing I do when there's a mass shooting is get my camera out and start pranking people.

Fucking moron, he clearly thought he was going to finally get to be a big action hero but he got shut down by some fat old cop like a pussy.

Ngl this sounds based

basically no one likes him, the only people who say they do are just trolling

>Drew McIntyre
>manhood
His wife beats him

>thread up for 7 hours
>people consistently defending this joke of a human

what kind of mental illness is this? Where do I find it in the DSM?

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There is no "we". The verdict is he's about as average a dude as they come. You can love him and hate him and it's all good.
But I wouldn't count on Dan to teach me anything I don't already know about life.

its pretty based to 14 year olds i suppose

what are you talking about

You prefer men?

you got called out for your basic as fuck reading skills, don't give two fucks about the rest of your shitposting. Fucking cope, you literal child.

do you prefer smooth poo or corn poo?

To Bilzerian, yeah

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...

What you wrote makes no sense, low iq cumbrain, there was nothing to understand because your inane shit-skin ramblings have no fucking worth. Slip into a cesspool and die.

Did he fuck Lindsey Pelas? God I wanted to fuck that Southern Belle.

whoa, what did he mean by this?

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Exactly. Tiny nobody running with a gun. Wish he did get the gun and get shot

>God I wanted to fuck that

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Lone Survivor didn't bomb at all

he's just trying to get Raimi to cast him in a film

>trying to make Dan B look redpilled
Ironically, he'd be the first to laugh at you incels.

defend this

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Eye color is different.

nothing gets past ya pal

It would be fun for 2-3 days and then you'd want to headbutt a bitch.

Dan is based af but (((they))) are desperately trying to portray him as a insecure beta

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Cringe. He’s hiding like a mile away the fuck would he accomplish?

What does he do all day? I went through his instagram and it's him doing something while bored thots stare

Yeah, I'm sure an actual alpha chad would post on social media to desperatly prove how "based" he is.

His "life" consists of getting up at 2 PM, roiding, working out, watching TV, paying a bunch of whores to take pics, getting drunk, taking pics with whores and guns, roiding some more, paying extra to some whore to fuck her, sending her and all the others whore away, drinking some more, etc. If he had half a brain he'd kill himselff

lol my gf buys me dinner all the time, stop falling for memes dude

you don't know how roiding works

topkek

It can't be.

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>Instagram playbow
wut

Was Dan the proto-turbochad?

FUCK I MEAN PLAYBOY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Neither does Dan judging from his 5 heart attacks

What does his dad do?

fuck over big companies

The only thing that pisses me off about this guy is his beard which he clearly grooms in a way to give the appearance of a chiseled chin he does not have

Fuck off candy ass

All beards basically exist to mask a man’s chin.

Yea man that's why his physique looks like complete shit. Now post your body so we can see how someone healthy with 0 heart attacks and that doesn't roid looks like.

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>hiding behind cops
>asks stupid questions
>so braeve
only millennials are dumb enough to think that's either brave and not just dumb.

Okay incel now please fuck off with your delusions.

post picture of him without the beard, he's a total manlet like JRE

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Yet he's still better than anyone in this thread. Seething lankies are the best.

Based

>I have no friends the picture

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He has a roid gut and is a weak chinned manlet. Thinking that he is le based xdd because he posts more pics on instagram than kylie jenner is a sign of actual mental retardation, you should see a doctor.

imagine paying a bunch of vapid hot girls to hang around with you and take pics for instagram lmao

sure, but that doesn't excuse that you think roiding works like heroin and you just inject it all day long for gains. you sound like a retard.

What kind of brain do you need to have to idolize this manlet?

It’s so weird how so many people don’t recognize how beta this dude is. He’s got money and takes roids, the only 2 things that give a man real confidence he isn’t born with, and yet this dude still oozes insecurity. If you took the roids and money away he would be in such a sad state, and he knows it too. I don’t get why people can’t see this. Good for him for banging good looking whores and all and inheriting money, but it’s really transparent how much of a sad pussy he is. I thought everyone could see this.

Steroids (testosterone) doesn’t cause it, growth hormone does

test

Zoomer brainlet type I’m afraid. This guy should not be in the new movie.

I see you took the red pill as well, brother! MGTOW

mentally retarded. he's trying to be some type of rock star but he doesn't have any talent so he just pays dumb bitches to take pics with him

nice bait

This guy is the textbook definition of faggot tool. I hope someone offs him soon. Fuck knows he deserves it.

lmao dude is a like a real life wtf did you just say to me you little bitch navy seal copypasta meme

>implying Zion Don isn't one of (((them)))

Hopefully one of his whores accidentally shoots him in the neck

Is this satire?

cuck

the epitome of nouveau riche scum

oh well la familia franchise has gone to shit

Lol imagine being this mad over the truth, every woman in that room is dying for Dan's undivided attention. Not that they actually like him or anything cause hes definitely a tool, but just 1/10 of his networth is enough for anyone of them to die happy and never have to work again... Why do you even think theyre there?

you were saying?

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kek this. Seen him without the beard? He's a jawlet.

They're Jews with goy-level IQ

>every woman in that room is dying for Dan's undivided attention
They look bored out of their minds desu

>desu

God you incel weebs are cringe af

google it. daddy’s money comes from some fraud scheme also.

newfag detected

How to spot a newfag 101

>irl New Vegas cowboy build
absolutely based

>roiding for this

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>ctrl-f Trump

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Nigga thought he was a power ranger

Cops don't give them gun because they knew it was an inside job

Some internet starlet was in some way involved/witness of a historical (let's call it) event? Or is that why he's famous?

He's famous because he's a wealthy attention whore. A male less successful Kim K if you will.

imagine having the physical and mental toughness to make it through hell week 3 times, then getting peer'd out because your classmates fucking hate your ass.

>Why do you even think theyre there?
It's a paying gig. If they actually wanted his fortune they'd cuddle up or at the least talk to him, they're all on their phones.

>Just give me your gun dude

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>soulless dead eyes

*tips fedora good sir*

I've never seen such harder coping for a shit life

sure just check the transcript of his internal monologue :^)

To be honest, I wouldn't really want any of these things even if I was rich.

And if that doesn't work remember you aren't logan paul.

baka desu senpai

Yea man Im sure Dan even paid that guy to do that shooting so he could LARP as an operator for his IG followers.

>Dan even paid that guy to do that shooting so he could LARP as an operator for his IG followers
Fuck I think you cracked the case! I always found it weird there didn't seem to be a clear motive. DAN ORDERED THE MASSACRE

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Really can't hate the guy since he got us some Wendy Fiore action.

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based creeper dan literally /ourguy/

Wrong.

i would fuck that hoe till the bed breaks, but she seems quite stuckup and prude despite earning her cash by showing off her enormous tits.

Wendy? Yeah, she's a feminist cunt.
instagram.com/wendyfiore

>you guys would've ran from a dangerous situation hurrrrr based dan hurrr
Retard

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too bad they are fake af

Really? Does she post feminism bs?

Definitely not fake.

Imagine being a tit model in your mid 30's and STILL not having found your sugar daddy. It's all downhill from here.