Ramsay doesn't know a good 'za when he sees one

Looks autistic

>makes fun of a restaurant burger because it's too tall to fit in his mouth
>every single Gordon Ramsay burger recipe has a huge patty and a completely constructed burger than is 75% the height of his face

What did Gordon mean by this?

Based ESL poster

What the fuck didn’t you understand you fucking troglodyte?

He literally does this with everything, 99% of dishes would look disgusting if he pissed around with them for 30 seconds before showing us as well.

>and the knives and forks did you forge them yourselves?

Honestly a couple more minutes in the oven and no oil on top (the cheese is enough oil) and it'd be decent.

Attached: screenshot.184.jpg (757x722, 207K)

He knows a good drug when he sees one, though.

Attached: Gordon's Cocaine Recipe.webm (480x270, 2.87M)

Look at him hes so proud of himself. Congrats, you ruined a burger you complete fucking hack.

That looks absolutely horrific. I would never eat food prepared by sand niggers. Who knows what kind of meat they put on that.

Attached: 3.gif (330x166, 2.11M)

Is that cum?

It adds a crunch, idiots. Food doesn’t have to be greasy in order to taste good. Have you ever had raw vegan pizza? It’s fucking delicious and doesn’t give me the hershey squirts like shitty processed garbage pizza. Once you limit your diet to strictly whole foods you actually start to CRAVE “leaves”.

Attached: E1C306C3-9076-47FF-8DFC-202FCEA6013C.jpg (720x480, 297K)

>boil water
>add pasta
>olive oil in, to keep the pasta from sticking

Attached: 1562217917655.png (400x394, 110K)

lol jfc user have sex

Can you not see the Portuguese on the walls? It’s clearly in Brazil you malodorous anglo.

I sometimes go out for Mexicans too.

Attached: Gay Burgers.webm (640x360, 2.94M)

I lost it watching this video, it's the second burger he's made that looks absolutely fucking shithouse. Stick to french cuisine you dumb muppet.

>Have you ever had raw vegan pizza?

Attached: 1561356037893.jpg (318x306, 38K)

*crushes bun up into a tiny ball*
Fucking hell...

What does raw vegan pizza have to so with Mexicans?

Attached: 4F6E8568-EF5E-4DAF-BE2A-3FA1F120ECE5.jpg (951x675, 129K)

>hates thick pizza
bet this pencil neck also hates thick chicks

Attached: 3E5F7A72-68DF-48A7-90F1-25F4300B79F3.jpg (225x236, 15K)

children, molested

Well, fuck, those gay burger looks delicious tho

gave me ass burgers

your third world syntax

>doing all the work of baking your own buns
>cheese single slice
yikes!

Looks like one of those pretentious """food""" you get at those overpriced hipster restaurants.

>Have you ever had raw vegan pizza?
No, because I'm not a faggot

anus, beat tender
finally some decent fucking rump

literally looks like there's a turd in there

Based Baker bros

Attached: 1514803550489.webm (800x450, 2.96M)

Attached: Vegan Raw Pecan Tacos With Tabitha Brown.webm (300x300, 2.91M)

post a picture of your wrist pencil neck

...

No it doesn’t.

Attached: AC6F9DB7-BA72-4567-9726-AA97A5EA329D.jpg (1280x720, 103K)

yeah ill just have a salad you pretentious beta

what type is this guy eating?

Attached: 229ca5791b4c3921.webm (480x600, 1.02M)

What a fuckin alpha

Attached: Pizza Merchant.png (1348x1422, 2.82M)

Raw vegan tacos and raw vegan lasagna are the two dishes I can always serve to my omni friends where they can’t even tell a difference.

Attached: B6E2D725-CD24-4EE7-B8B5-9D637DB1483E.jpg (800x1007, 204K)

I'm gonna start calling them 'zas now

They're retards if they can't tell the difference. Some vegan stuff is not bad, but you're still a bunch of absolute preachy faggots.

Yes they can they're just too polite to tell you

Attached: Vegan Pulled Pork Sandwiches (Reaction).webm (300x300, 2.89M)

Yes you are

Okay. Looks normal to me. Sorry your narrative didn’t quite work out this time.

Attached: 918BE6BC-B61A-4ED8-853F-071ABBADB40D.jpg (640x561, 38K)

What an adorable little girl you are

Attached: Carrot Dogs 4 Ways.webm (360x360, 2.82M)

>White bread

Why would anyone poison themselves when raw alternatives are so readily available?

Attached: D8E37FE4-0486-495E-BBE7-ED5CBA81896E.jpg (640x359, 51K)

They can tell.... just like you could tell if they substituted fake meat for real meat.

>looks normal to me
That cant actually be you youre yanking our chain right?

I could snap your arm in half like a twig

They aren’t retards. I fail to see how this is so radically different from regular lasagna besides being lighter and being more flavorful.

Attached: B90B650B-9500-4BC0-AB19-124DFCECA2F9.jpg (1600x1066, 307K)

Because you’re a barbaric animal and animals usually do like attacking civilized, evolved humans (like myself). For whatever reason raw food seems to offend you. Does this make you feel scared? How’s it feel knowing this is the future?

Attached: 44B78227-B1F8-4679-87CC-155F4AF10568.jpg (2400x1350, 966K)

>all this work for a 100 calorie meal
how anorexic are you?

That isnt lasagna dipshit its a salad

>that giant raw mushroom
lmfao gross, vegans are truly demented.

streamable.com/jyqo8
they ate 5 whole pizza on the way home

you sound like an utter virgin, im not even the dude whos replying to you

stay mad

Attached: Meatless Vegan Sloppy Joes.webm (400x400, 2.85M)

>Image

Alternatively, eat some fucking pork.

PIZZA DE MACACO
UMA DELICIA DE ITALIA

Oooh do me do me

Attached: 20190710_000711-1.jpg (2086x2397, 726K)

>megamind

Attached: 1484767926047.jpg (500x500, 97K)

He says while drinking milk and eating 90% onions burger patties

>90% onions burger patties
excuse me fag?

Attached: 1562035950836.jpg (639x1016, 211K)

>Gets the squirts from eating pizza

How weak is your defense, bro?

This is not the future though because of the amount of food required to actually meet both a proper nutritional standard and caloric intake. You need tons of raw food to get proper nutrients and calories, their densities are incredibly low.... unless of course you mean raw animal products, in which case i support you

*blends baby chickens*
*watches animals get forcefully inseminated for his enjoyment*
Ah, this is the good life, glad i’m not one of those demented vegans.

I’m married with 2 mostly raw fully vegan kids.

Raw mushroom is fucking glorious.

Attached: A194B1BB-EE10-446D-94A3-71E15113F6FF.jpg (889x594, 93K)

>not knowing about filters
soÿa newfag

i used to work in a preschool
>vegan kids
youre a fucking horrible cunt you know that mate

I’m actually not married and I wouldn’t put children on a raw diet. My point still stands.

>*blends baby chickens*
whats wrong with that? If you ate like a normal human and not some hippie fag maybe a girl would have sex with you

Attached: 1530584382346.gif (521x333, 716K)

Attached: aa01da2ce00b71a1.webm (480x848, 1.37M)

>mind wants meat (a burger)
>body craves meat (burger)
>tortures body with veggies

how the fuck is a burger 90% soi you dumb fuck, explain now or leave. I wasn't asking about the filter you queef

>*stuns his kids growth and thinks hes morally superior for it*
they should be taken away from you

happy birthday Yea Forums

Attached: 15a7b748c4b358b8 (1).jpg (1052x591, 129K)

I've tried it. It's mushy as fuck and doesn't taste right. It's also watery. Don't act like it's similar.

Why are you assuming that I’m male? I don’t consider myself male or female. I’m just human. I’m trying to connect with nature as much as I possibly can.

ok you're 100 percent trolling thank god

nigger

WHAT THE FUCK

could you fucking not?

Attached: 1454667300482.gif (463x352, 2.77M)

>pisses on pizza
>fucking hell this pizza is soaked in piss
He’s a cunt

>cover your food in spices because it has no flavor otherwise
lol

This is the future we chose

That's not exclusive to vegans

Attached: What Do Wakandans Eat by Nnedi Okorafor.webm (300x300, 2.9M)

Why do vegans always try to replicate non vegan dishes instead of just making something delicious in its own right. You're basically telling yourself that you're being deprived of something much better.

right but the primary difference is that with animal products you aren't required to drown it in spice. it's a (delicious) option.

I hate this shit so goddamn much and yet my girlfriend will order this shit each and every time she sees it because she’s just SO fucking quirky and HAS to have this artisan “””pizza”” glorified croissant bullshit because LOL ITS PIZZA BUT FANCY XXXDD

Don’t fall for the meme anons the idea of love is not fucking worth it

What’s in all those pouches

no it's a burnt mushroom filled with a half cooked egg.
I'm not even joking.

are those fucking figs?

BORGAH

onions

Some people enjoy baking my man

You think that's better?

Why did she used meat in that vegan meal?

OILIVE OIL
SALT
PEPPER

what a dumb post

>some veggies with balsamic vinegar (aka fag vinegar) faggotly jizzed over the top
I can imagine the sort of numale establishment that made this

You're a fucking retard.
American cheese singles are legitimately amazing on a Burger and melt better than almost any other options, and I say this as someone who hates American cheese 99% of the time.

What would you add, genius? Pasta sticks like my cum on my foreskin after I forget to wash

Attached: 1551635660343.webm (350x386, 2.48M)

Are you 15 or something? Do you wax your arms?

>those shit pouches
>not a single accessible item on that plate carrier that doesn't require you opening a buckle like a fucking retard
>no comm equipment
>bong
For fucks sake, the STATE of this mong's equipment

That's child abuse, your children will hate you for this.

Are those bonito flakes or maybe super thin onion flakes?
The heat coming from the pizza makes them move around.

SIMPLE. RUSTIC.

I bet he doesn't even want to die for Israel

You add salt you degenerate

Can you not see the difference in the scenarios? The top burger is twice the size of the bun, making it difficult to negotiate where to bit without it collapsing. Ramsay's are perfectly proportioned so less likely to collapse when you go for a bite

I'll never get the meme. I don't eat most sauces so I just have pasta with butter and some grated cheese and it has never ever sticked.

You're supposed to cook the pasta in lots of boiling water (or close to boiling temp if it's a delicate pasta) so it has space to move around. Once it's cooked, you strain it and immediately put it in a sauce pan with the sauce and cook for a minute or so. Or just put the cooked pasta in a bowl and immediately add the sauce.

>Adding sodium
Kek fatty

>I just have pasta with butter and some grated cheese
You're missing out on some great stuff

Adding oil coats your pasta in oil preventing it from cooking all the way through properly. if its sticking either you're putting too much in too small of a pot, not putting enough salt in, putting it in before the boil or using the $1 2lb shit tier brands.

Yes?

This, if your kids aren’t raised to be obese by the time they’re 13 on a healthy diet of french fries burgers and chicken nuggets they’re literally being mentally and physically abused

A salat trying to tell burgers how to make a burger

>I would never eat food prepared by sand niggers.
shit opinion desu, the middle east is horrible but the food is perfect.

Nice projection, fat fuck.

That guy's livin' the dream

>LIQUID AMINOS
>LIQUID AMINOS
>LIQUID AMINOS

why can't this thread be known for a stunning burger?

this is a real pizza

Attached: .png (634x498, 768K)

>N-no u
Can't even clapback

I don't need to.