Why did the Simpsons always mock christians? Were they atheists?

christcucks deserve to be mocked

Simpsons was all about deconstructing and eventually destroying america, christianity is an important part of that

The Simpsons used to be a show that had some good Christian morals and referenced church in a positive manner.

>Golden era Simpsons:
>"Church and Christian faith are important parts of everyday American life, and whether or not you believe in Christ, you cannot deny that Christianity plays a large influence on American life, and has many benefits - both to the individual and society"
>Zombie Simpsons:
>"Dude religion is dumb LMAO"

This, Daily Show with Jon Stewart and South Park made this an atheist nation all by themselves with clever propaganda.

Simpsons mocked Catholicism- specifically orthodoxy. At its heart, it is ultimately Christian. Even Pope Benedict has decreed it.

>deconstructing and eventually destroying america
good

I never got the impression they mocked jews. They made the quaker oats looking faggots look cool and hip when in reality they are even loathed by other jews and they never ever dared to make fun of Muslims

>Church and Christian faith are important parts of everyday American life
Wrong.

>you cannot deny that Christianity plays a large influence on American life, and has many benefits - both to the individual and society"
Extremely wrong.

You'd realle have to be low IQ to not look at Christianity and not see things you dislike even as a Christian. Thinking something is 100% good is just as hyperbolic as thinking its 100% bad.

pffft, these shows had barely anything to do with it. It was mainly the Amazing Atheist

jews where always portrayed postively made me think

>Thinking something is 100% good is just as hyperbolic as thinking its 100% bad.
but thats the basis for religious thinking you mong

I was referring to the 90s - that is why it is under the "Golden era" segment.
I doubt you remember the 90s though
t. boomer

maybe for you zoom zoom

It's crazy that christians still have their persecution complex.
They begged the Romans to kill them until the Romans refused to do it anymore and told them to fuckoff, and to this day christians desperately want to be punished.
I mean I know god is supposed to be all in on the meek but you don't have to literally look for ways to be the underdog all the time guys.

Those are objectively false both now and in the 90s.

Someone never watched "Like Father Like Clown." Unfortunately, this clip doesn't have my favorite part, where Krusty was making fun of his dad in Yeshiva

simpsonsworld.com/video/287373379626?episode=256874051703

>protestants
>Christian

Only true Christians are Catholics and Orthodox. Don't @ me.

You must have been raised irreligious in California or Vermont or something. In real America, Christianity had a very strong influence on American life.

Which part of the bible tells you that fucking your sister is okay, Cletus?

Does it really though?
youtube.com/watch?v=-4IletJ7-Tw

>real America

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This isn't up for debate.

It used to be pretty common for Americans to be Christian and attend church so early Simpsons naturally has a lot of episodes joking about it.

if you mock christians, they declare you the antichrist and frown at you.

if you mock muslims, they blow themselves up in your doorway and kill your family.

if you mock Subgenii, we enthusiastically agree with you and point out a few things you missed.

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But user, California is full of Catholic Hispanics who are way more religious than the average redneck and actually follow the original form of Christianity.

can i mock the jews?

Why did the Sneedsons always mock feed? Were they Chucktheists?

christians are city slickers

>the Amazing Atheist
You mean banana lover?

Americans know way less about Muslims so it's harder to joke about them without just reverting to obvious cliche stereotypes

the most prominent Jewish character on the Simpsons is Krusty you stonebrained homunculus

>Catholic
>original form of Christianity
Well that's just a lie

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Catholicism is the first form of Christianity the same way that Islam is the world's oldest religion.

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seething protestard. You're just mad that you will always be jewish zionists and israel-worshippers instead of actual Chad Christians like Catholicism and Orthodoxy.

>protestard
I'm not a Protestant or any other kind of Christian. But Catholicism isn't the original form of Christianity, not even close. It's just a splinter branch of Orthodoxy, and even that isn't necessarily the original form of Christianity.

Well pardon us, Mr. Atheist!

sneed

Catholicism and Orthodoxy are the closest things today to original Christianity

>Were they atheists?
no they were liberals

They had plenty of pro christian stuff, like the angel episode. You couldn't go full athiest on national television in the 90s

they weren't atheist, they were Druze

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Post links of them mocking jews then fgt.

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if only

>dont follow the bible
>christian

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Christianity is older than the new testament.

sneed

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>and has many benefits - both to the individual and society"
now thats a shit opinion

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imagine being so assmad over a make believe imaginary frend

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I gave you milk, not solid food, for you were not yet ready for it. Indeed, you are still not ready.

You can but you should really make a whip and drive them from the temple

Because christcuckery is a shit tier religion, Islam is superior in every way

Also, sneed

Catholicism is literally pagan gods imported into christianity as saints to make it palatable to romans as an empire wide religion

Real christians are not catholic

Islam teaches you to drink camel piss and fuck your cousins

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I did, faggot. The whole episode, "Like Father, Like Clown," had them poking fun at Jewish Orthodoxy.

I'm not seeing a downside.

Wincest is based, sorry your relatives are ugly redditor

the only reason chiristianity isn't some obscure ancient forgotten cult is because of romans though.

Sneed

Protestants are cringe, of course they are gonaock them.

The Simpson family is Christian

The abandon of moral and christian values led to the rise of degeneracy in the west
Prove me wrong

Can someone explain this joke

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sneed

kike hands typed this

The romans adopted and subverted christianity because it was displacing the existing religion and priest class, it was going to win anyway

Formerly gonna mock

There's no evidence before the middle of the second century - almost a hundred years after Peter's death - of Rome having a single bishop. The church in Rome followed an episcopal format until many years after Peter's death. Moreover, it wasn't until hundreds of years after Peter's death that the notion of the bishop of bishops (ie Pope) came into being.

It chops about 10 IQ poinrs off your genes and increases propensity to violence, jihad is just the result of inbreeding

that doesn't make any sense, the Roman church is the only reason christianity is relevant today.
it's all made up bullshit anyway so might as well pick the one that had the most crucial role in the spread of the religion.

It's always disturbed me how pro religion/church boomer Simpsons was.

Yeah, but that's all after I'm dead and long past my ability to care. In the meantime, I can have hot camel piss and hot cousin tits.

>faggot
Why the homophobia?

He says on a board dedicated to the imaginary. Star wars and LOTR are fucking gay btw.

>that doesn't make any sense
Because your completely ignorant of the history you hold in contempt child
Christianity was already spreading far and wide without the assistance of the romans, and would have continued to do so with or without their intervention

>muh violence
So crusades are bad too right?

What do you mean, why? Sodomy is a sin

crusades where a reaction to islam

Fuck no it was absolutely needed to remove the violent, inbred, camel piss drinking savages

Why do Christians and muslims have to hate each other?
At least muslims venerate Christ, jews say he's boiling in shit.

In the 300 years since its founding, Christianity made up around 5% of the population of the Roman empire before Constantine's conversion. By the time of his death, the numbers jumped to around 33%. But try to pretend that that leap was just going to happen on its own. If Constantine hadn't converted, then the numbers would have stayed stagnant and Theodosius wouldn't have outlawed all pagan faiths in the empire a century later. Christianity got a huge leg up from the ruling class, and that's a fact.

We could have been worshiping Odin right now, in the proper old fashion!

and here you see the hypocritical larper. face it, all religion is just a form of conquest and population control.

Muslims don't care about Jesus. Have you ever seen Muslims sperg out when (((Western media))) mocks Jesus?

Yes they do. They regard Jesus as a prophet.
They also believe he didn't die on the cross for some reason.

The original Chuck Sneed-prano

They didn't worship odin in Roman paganism you fucking dumbass, that's a German barbarian god.
Also, source for these numbers?

historic enemies

kek, gotdamn you changed your tune quickly

cringe
go back to the varg vids loser

Because Allah and Yahweh are not the same entity. When Muhammad first met the so called angel Gabriel, it was such a violent experience that he wanted to kill himself. He thought he was possessed, his friends assured him everything was fine and the angel continued whispering in his ear. As far as I know, no prophet of Yahweh ever reacted in such a manner upon meeting an angel of the lord. Awe, yes, but never pure terror.
Once, the angel visited Muhammad at his home. He noticed a stray dog inside and informed Muhammad he couldn't enter unless the dog was removed. Dogs are widely believed to scare off evil spirits.
There's also the incident of the satanic verses. Muhammad praising some moon goddesses and later recanting it because satan had tricked him. Such a reliable prophet. AFAIK, no prophet of Yahweh ever accidentally endorsed pagan worship.
There's many stories like this. All you have to do is read the qu'ran.
Even Muhammad's death is curious... it would appear God has a sense of humor.

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The only Orthodox Jew in Simpsons was Krusty dad and his actual faith is never mocked, hell Bart and Lisa take the time to learn Jewish scripture to challenge him disowning his son.

Doesn't that end with Lisa being right because the angel skeleton is just a prop for a new mall?

>He noticed a stray dog inside and informed Muhammad he couldn't enter unless the dog was removed. Dogs are widely believed to scare off evil spirits.
This is highly suspect though.
Thanks for telling me this. Creepy.

Muslims pray to a regional moon god. It's likely one of the many forms of a fallen angel.

Fucking hell does everything have to be FUCK DRUMF for these people?!

Yeah I deleted that post when I reflected on what you said more.
This is something I will need to look into more.

And this has absolutely nothing to do with whether Christianity is true. pagan baka

>Dogs are widely believed to scare off evil spirits
How about a citation, christcuck?

There's a few stories like those in the qu'ran. It seems "gabriel" really didn't like dogs.

Why would an angel be afraid of a animal?

So religious violence is good then

Dogs are filthy. Why would God let his “son” be killed by a bunch of heathens?

No violence is never justified, just sit on your couch like a good catholic or athiest while a bunch of ragheads rape and kill their way across the planet

Or like build a wall and deport them so you dont have to

They mock american christians not christianity

You really should look into Muhammad's death then.

Read the Bible. Why enter a conversation when you don't understand the basic aspects of the positions? Oh right, the inbreeding lol

USA is the only 1st world country where christcuckery is relevant anymore

Well where’s the wall?

I did, what is so particular about it?

I did read the Bible. That’s why I’m a muslim lol.

I never said that they worshiped Odin in Rome. A consequence of Christianity being the official religion of the Roman Empire is that when it spread throughout Europe, it displaced/replaced/destroyed the pagan religions it encountered, hence the eventual loss of the worship of Odin.

7% to 10%. My mistake
en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Roman_Culture/Constantine_and_early_Christianity

No historian downplays Constantine's role in expanding Christianity. Only anonymous morons do.

Only in certain circumstances.

>Well where’s the wall?

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Muhammad said if he were a false prophet he deserved to be struck down by the Lord. His heart should be destroyed.
He was poisoned by a female Jew slave and felt pain in his chest as he died.

one of the gayest things I've ever read.

Where is Sneed?

>I read the Bible that's why I don't understand the fundamental aspects laid out plainly in the very first book of the Gospel
Yeah ok Achmed you inbred goatfucking moron lol gtfo

We still had a somewhat healthy culture back then. The kikes have thoroughly ripped it apart by now.

Source on the former?

You mean it’s true because books carefully curated by Roman pagans say so? Okay. Anyway I was asking for you own opinion.

Qur'an 69:44-46 - And if he (Muhammad) had forged a false saying concerning Us We surely should have seized him by right hand (or with power and might), and then certainly should have cut off his life artery (Aorta)

Sahih Muslim 5430 - A Jewess came to Allah's Messenger with poisoned mutton and he took of what had been brought to him. (When the effects of this poison were felt by him) he called for her and asked her about that, whereupon she said: I had determined to kill you. Thereupon he said: Allah will never give you the power to do it. (He died)

Sneed

there is a severe lack of sneed in this thread

The poison didn’t kill him, he died 3 years later

>We surely should have seized him by right hand (or with power and might), and then certainly should have cut off his life artery
None of this happened.

It's a loving parody of middle America, which includes Protestantism

The lamb spoke to him and said he would die.

sneed

sneed

Get a load of this retard

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That's not really mocking though.

This post reeks of r*ddit

No matter what when shit really hits the fan you Soi boi non religious faggots will pray to God so fast lol

It was the edgy thing to do at the time.

cringe thread city slicker genocide when

Krusty is the typical Hollywood jew that will do anything for a few shekles. Surprised they got away with it really.

It's more like good-natured ribbing. Mocking jews isn't a great idea, look at Sam Hyde.

>you can mock every religion
>except this one
hmmm....

Now you're getting it

I'll give your mom some good-natured ribbing

This is why you people lost God's covenant.
You only worship yourselves, not God.

Based

Guilty as charged

Kill your ego, before it kills you.

sneed

Because it's anacronistic to be Christian in a modern globalized world so it's funny as hell to make fun of them

Cause they're easy targets. And from what I remember it was always good natured jokes that weren't really insults. Only semi related but the people from moes and the church swapping places at armageddon was a great gag

Uhh what? Christianity is the most globalized religion there is.

you're right fuck morals and standards we moloch now

>form of conquest and population control

Yes and when atheism became a forced state ideology like in the USSR it didn't display any of that at all.

Fuck off back to plebbit you DawkinLARPers. You hide behind the scheme that atheism is a dindu nuffin and so you can criticize religion with a moral innocent highground because of it.
But one has to merely point to the USSR as an example of the true face of state atheism and it does exactly that what an atheist blames relgion for, but with 10x more people dead than under religious wars.

ITT: Zoomers fail to grasp the cultural influence of the 'silent majority' during the late 80s-90s and instead crowbar their idpol bullshit as usual.